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Date Signed Up:11/07/2011
Last Login:7/28/2014
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Comment Ranking:#12105
Highest Content Rank:#4288
Highest Comment Rank:#1502
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Comment Thumbs: 2567 total,  2998 ,  431
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Level 91 Content: Srs Business → Level 92 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:421
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#34 - Hue. 12/30/2012 on Join the club! +1
#34 - Today, everyone's a faggot! We love you OP. 12/24/2012 on Merry Christmas FunnyJunk... +13
#61 - Don't piss down airplanes. 12/20/2012 on Make sure you don't..do... 0
#154 - No I didn't. 12/18/2012 on Bow down in fear to the... 0
#10 - Back in my days, dick actually referred to the penis.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Trolling eh? +7
User avatar #13 - HarvietheDinkle (12/18/2012) [-]
back in my day, dick was a name, not a body part.
#15 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [-]
back in my name it was richard!
#9 - Comment deleted 12/18/2012 on Trolling eh? 0
#28 - Yeah, only fake men rape! Like transvestites. 12/18/2012 on Sloth -3
#2 - Picture 12/18/2012 on Well, they were. +1
#94 - That is an it. 12/16/2012 on When did this become a thing? 0
#93 - It should seriously be called fucking-dildos. 12/16/2012 on When did this become a thing? +1
#73 - Yes. you know, driving through the sand dunes. 12/06/2012 on Driving skills level: 9000 +3
#158 - Well, a perfomer and a male actor are two different things.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2012 on Best Slap Ever -1
User avatar #167 - DrSalvador (12/04/2012) [-]
I don't think Grohl is either of those.
#23 - It isn't, he just has a video where he does it the other way. 12/04/2012 on like a boss. 0
#153 - both.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2012 on Best Slap Ever +14
#156 - rhynoses (12/04/2012) [-]
aren't they the same thing??
#158 - montanus (12/04/2012) [-]
Well, a perfomer and a male actor are two different things.
User avatar #167 - DrSalvador (12/04/2012) [-]
I don't think Grohl is either of those.
#7 - But there is this fantastic irony in it, isn't it? 12/03/2012 on Cancer +2
#15 - Well it's pretty much the same, except you let the christmas l…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2012 on Worse 0
#16 - sandubadear (12/03/2012) [-]
yeah, and the knot gnomes have a lot of time to do the job
#70 - Nigga let me get this straight. You have a fetish for 7?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2012 on Whats wrong? +26
#76 - eisia (12/03/2012) [-]
#32 - Death: Not even once. 11/29/2012 on Goku and Bruce Lee +14
#41 - Yes. 11/25/2012 on Women's rights +1
#1 - Well yeah, but the reason skinny girls are skinny is because t… 11/24/2012 on weight +5
#382 - That's the point. Even Bear Grylls and his piss-drinking power… 11/24/2012 on Just Imagine +1
#375 - Now, imagine if he cuts off his ankle and replaces it with met…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2012 on Just Imagine +1
#379 - Kirbyman (11/24/2012) [-]
Jesus Christ, He's like fucking voldemort with a horcreux or some shit.
User avatar #382 - montanus (11/24/2012) [-]
That's the point. Even Bear Grylls and his piss-drinking powers wouldn't have a chance!
#335 - Yes. Now try fighting a man that can only be hurt on his fucki…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/24/2012 on Just Imagine +1
#356 - Kirbyman (11/24/2012) [-]
But he has a weakness
User avatar #375 - montanus (11/24/2012) [-]
Now, imagine if he cuts off his ankle and replaces it with metal. BAM! Immortality.
#379 - Kirbyman (11/24/2012) [-]
Jesus Christ, He's like fucking voldemort with a horcreux or some shit.
User avatar #382 - montanus (11/24/2012) [-]
That's the point. Even Bear Grylls and his piss-drinking powers wouldn't have a chance!
#255 - Well, the problem is, Achilles is a demigod, he needs to be nerfed.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/23/2012 on Just Imagine +8
#260 - Kirbyman (11/23/2012) [-]
Isn't that the whole glass ankle thing?
User avatar #335 - montanus (11/24/2012) [-]
Yes. Now try fighting a man that can only be hurt on his fucking ankle. You'll have a hard time killing him.
#356 - Kirbyman (11/24/2012) [-]
But he has a weakness
User avatar #375 - montanus (11/24/2012) [-]
Now, imagine if he cuts off his ankle and replaces it with metal. BAM! Immortality.
#379 - Kirbyman (11/24/2012) [-]
Jesus Christ, He's like fucking voldemort with a horcreux or some shit.
User avatar #382 - montanus (11/24/2012) [-]
That's the point. Even Bear Grylls and his piss-drinking powers wouldn't have a chance!
#12 - "What is this foulness? I shit in your general direction!"  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2012 on beast +16
#14 - piggernenis (11/22/2012) [-]
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