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#23 - angry European? its just Scottish you absolute bean  [+] (5 replies) 09/20/2016 on Cuifr Cocro Todong Mysh +116
#55 - mikethemerciless (09/21/2016) [-]
Scotland is in Europe, you bean.
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#24 - thewildgorocco (09/20/2016) [-]
....theres a difference?
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#25 - billyblooper (09/20/2016) [-]
Yes. Scottish don't blow up after the unintelligible screaming. We just throw up, or expect an answer.
#54 - mikethemerciless (09/21/2016) [-]
Last I checked Scotland was part of Europe.
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#102 - freshestprince (09/21/2016) [-]
Last I checked noone gave a shit.
#49 - what tv series is this from?  [+] (1 reply) 09/19/2016 on BLACKED 0
#51 - shaze (09/19/2016) [-]
Justice League Unlimited
#102 - where is it you have found all of this information back story …  [+] (1 reply) 06/16/2016 on Mercy 76 best ship +3
#127 - anon (06/16/2016) [-]
Go look on the wiki, there are backstories for everyone there and they have sources so you can find the originals.
#7 - right from never having played a god of war game can you give …  [+] (17 replies) 06/14/2016 on God of War E3 0
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#60 - desacabose (06/15/2016) [-]
"Aw fuck I wish I didn't kill my family. They were all that really mattered to me, now I'm hella pissed and have nightmares"
"Yo Kratos, here some time travel to do whatever you want with"

Save family?
End the world?

>End the world
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#11 - sladee (06/14/2016) [-]
GoW 1
Dude's a Spartan commander
Dude's about to get killed in battle
Dude offers his soul to the god of war
God of war complies
Dude becomes op
God of war tricks dude into killing wife and child
Dude is butthurt
Zeus tasks dude with killing said god of war because he was becoming a threat to the pantheon
Dude goes in a journey of obtaining power to kill god of war
Kills a fuckton of everything in the way
Kills god of war
Tries to kill himself because hemust atone for killing his family plus generally sad
Zeus makes him into the new god of war
GoW 2
Dude does the same shit as the previous god of war and becomes a threat
Zeus kills him
Titans aid dude so he comes back to life
Dude literally crawls out of tartarus
On quest to kill zeus for revenge
Kills a fuckton of everything in the way
Nearly kills Zeus
Ends up killing his BFF Athena
GoW 3
Titans are freed and help Dude on quest for Zeus' head
Attack on olimpus
Dude kills a fuckton of everything yet again including the olimpian pantheon and the titans
In order to kill Zeus dude opens the box of pandora
Dude kills Zeus and the world goes to shit
Pandora helps dude by being a moral compass
Dude commits suicide

Shit summary and i only went through the main 3 games so a lot of shit is missing.
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#46 - toaofmemory (06/15/2016) [-]
Kills almost EVERYONE ON EARTH and innocent bystanders just so he can get revenge on Zeus
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#47 - sladee (06/15/2016) [-]
That falls into "killing a fuckton of everything"
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#19 - imashitbricks (06/14/2016) [-]
Then in Ascension he climbed Mount Olympus killed nearly every major/minor god, then went to hell and killed Hades, then went to the very top of Olympus, and killed Zeus.

It's been a long time since Ascension so I don't exactly remember how it ended. But I remember him killing everybody.

monsoons just tagging since he asked
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#24 - vlonar (06/14/2016) [-]
Wait, what? He kills them in the third game and I thought Ascension was supposed to be the first game chronologically.
#52 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
Nah, ghost of sparta is the first game chronologically, then we have ascension.
#57 - silentpaper (06/15/2016) [-]
ghost of sparta took place between god of war 1 and 2,and ascension was, in fact, the first god of war chronologically
chronological order- ascension>chains of olympus>1>ghost of sparta>2>3
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#25 - imashitbricks (06/14/2016) [-]
oooooooooh shit. You're right. I forgot what Ascension was about please don't tell anybody
#36 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
Too bad cause I'm gonna tell everybody
#20 - monsoons (06/14/2016) [-]
much appreciated
#17 - monsoons (06/14/2016) [-]
still thank you very much man seems like a really cool story will need to look into it more
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#14 - zombifier (06/14/2016) [-]
dude first opened pandora's box to kill hades
when he opened the box the second to kill zeus, it was empty
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#15 - sladee (06/14/2016) [-]
Been a long ass time since i last played any of the games, thanks for the correction.
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#16 - zombifier (06/14/2016) [-]
also zeus is dude's dad
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#18 - sladee (06/14/2016) [-]
Eh i didn't go over the specifics
#26 - I'm relatively new to pc gaming and fps on pc to be more preci…  [+] (3 replies) 05/28/2016 on The Aim Gods Took a Break 0
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#27 - mikekinkaid (05/28/2016) [-]
For Lucio, he doesn't do much damage anyway, so unless you can get those headshots you usually wont be killing things on your own. What you want to do is just get used to bouncing around with him and trying to have as much of your team as possible in your healing range. Take pot shots at anyone you can to help speed up your ultimate charge. If someone gets to close, use his bump back attack to get some distance. Also pay attention to the surroundings. It is very easy to get a kill by knocking someone off the map with Lucio, although some characters are more difficult to do so to. Examples are Winston (jump ability), D Va (propulsion ability), Bastion (doesn't get moved by your bump back while in turret mode), Tracer (rewind ability), Pharah (jet pack), and probably Widowmaker (grapple hook). In some cases, it is actually better to switch back your speed boost to get away before switching back, instead of just hoping your healing will get you through it. Try to time that Ult just right. Normally I save it for when someone on the opposing team Ults, or for a last second push/defense against a last second push. FPS tips I cant help you, this is pretty much my first FPS game.

If I missed anything or made any mistakes, let me know.
#61 - monsoons (05/28/2016) [-]
had a few games with him now and oh man he is amazing im loving him and his gun isnt all too bad unfortunately havent been able to blast anyone off the sides of maps yet although i did however blast roadhog away after he hooked me so that was extremely satisfying
#28 - monsoons (05/28/2016) [-]
thanks man really good pointers haha i think i was just trying to play him as any other character like soldier 76 lol guess i need to learn how to play support but thanks again man
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