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monorail

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Gender: female
Age: 18
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Battlefield, LoL, WoW
Interests: Cars, V8's, Rotaries, Turbo and Superchargers
Date Signed Up:7/13/2014
Last Login:4/18/2015
Location:Nova Scotia
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#643
Comment Ranking:#1746
Highest Content Rank:#644
Highest Comment Rank:#770
Content Thumbs: 4350 total,  4641 ,  291
Comment Thumbs: 4638 total,  5223 ,  585
Content Level Progress: 18% (18/100)
Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 49% (49/100)
Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:147134
Times Content Favorited:247 times
Total Comments Made:276
FJ Points:6367
If you don't like cars don't bother talking to me ;)

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#36 - I'm sorry but can you prove he didn't work hard for it? 04/14/2015 on How to Karma, Part 1 of 1000 0
#23 - Just as easily could've been a ******* in a hurry aswell 04/13/2015 on How to Karma, Part 1 of 1000 -1
#22 - If some asshole in a Honda Civic or a Ford Escort did that, it… 04/13/2015 on How to Karma, Part 1 of 1000 0
#4 - Yes, **** that douche for being richer than I am! He to…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/13/2015 on How to Karma, Part 1 of 1000 +3
#25 - hongkonglongdong (04/13/2015) [-]
He probably didn't work hard for it.

I mean that literally- most rich people (in America, at least) get their money from their parents.

I still agree it's stupid to hate someone for having something more expensive than you. It's the whole "let me just fuck everyone over and drive into this cement" bit that makes him the arsehole.
User avatar #36 - monorail (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but can you prove he didn't work hard for it?
User avatar #7 - incendal (04/13/2015) [-]
Just because he has money doesn't give him the right to do whatever the hell he wants and inconvenience or potentially endanger other people.
User avatar #22 - monorail (04/13/2015) [-]
If some asshole in a Honda Civic or a Ford Escort did that, it would be equally stupid...

And yeah brokentrucker got it right
User avatar #14 - brokentrucker (04/13/2015) [-]
He was pointing out that it was unreasonable to award extra negative karma JUST for owning a porche. No question the dude was a douche, but owning a nice car doesn't automatically make you a douche.
#4 - bæ and bae are pronounced differently.. so your picture has n…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Top Kek +6
User avatar #40 - abstractpink (04/13/2015) [-]
But bae in Danish is the romanized version of "bæ" and actually entirely correct
#8 - repostforlife (04/13/2015) [-]
next time just use this, this seems to be a pretty good thing for those kind of people
#7 - spacedunk (04/13/2015) [-]
The only difference is that you prolong the vowel sound in "bae". The sound itself is the same.
#19 - anonymous (04/13/2015) [-]
"Oh the sounds is the same except you make a different sound"

Congratulations. You have caused everyone who read your post to lose intelligencee.
#38 - jamiemsm (04/13/2015) [-]
why not just say b instead of bae?

if you want to say something that sounds stupid might as well go all the way
#20 - spacedunk (04/13/2015) [-]
Aw, such a cute, brave, angry anonymous poster
#6 - onyxleigion (04/13/2015) [-]
Haha you think that you don't sound retarded when you say bae.
User avatar #13 - meganinja (04/13/2015) [-]
What's wrong with bae? It's a cutsy name couples have for each other.
#52 - anonymous (04/13/2015) [-]
It's trashy and seems like it only exists because of a typo, so anyone with an ounce of grammar nazi in them should be horrified.
User avatar #53 - meganinja (04/13/2015) [-]
Why should people care about proper grammar when making cute nicknames for each other? It's fine to be bitter about you not having a relationship of your own, but don't take it out on other people.
#4 - I hope you're ashamed of yourself  [+] (4 new replies) 04/03/2015 on Christy big Mack attack +216
User avatar #93 - cutter (04/03/2015) [-]
you're the one with the picture of the incident.
#67 - pkmnexplain (04/03/2015) [-]
Amirite!?
#26 - thematthew (04/03/2015) [-]
i feel bad that so many others deserve this more than i.
User avatar #6 - tarekmig (04/03/2015) [-]
Yes, very
#11 - He's just washing his car like a ******* weeb normal … 04/01/2015 on Billions of lives lost +1
#12 - u wanna fuking go m8, im jacked  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2015 on My Brain is Full of Fuck +12
User avatar #36 - europe (04/01/2015) [-]
I'll bash ey fooking ed in i sware on me mum
User avatar #13 - whataphreek (04/01/2015) [-]
Oi
#68 - Wabaki. Wabaki? Wabaki! Wabaki? Thank you based FnF for … 04/01/2015 on Japanese Customs: Travel Guide +1
#17 - Crazy how natur make dat 04/01/2015 on When trying to leave FJ +1
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User avatar #23 - lonleybromley (02/15/2015) [-]
Diggin that background, love the Screaming Chicken. I'm guessing you're really GM heavy?
User avatar #26 to #23 - monorail (03/30/2015) [-]
Eh not lately, I just really like the Firebird (Trans Am of course)
User avatar #27 to #26 - lonleybromley (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah i feel you. I kinda give everything its due regardless of make. But anything LS, I always have a soft spot for.
#20 - mudkipfucker (02/06/2015) [-]
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail! ...
What'd I say?
Monorail!
What's it called?
Monorail!
That's right! Monorail!
I hear those things are awfully loud...
It glides as softly as a cloud.
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
What about us brain-dead slobs?
You'll all be given cushy jobs.
Were you sent here by the devil?
No, good sir, I'm on the level.
The ring came off my pudding can.
Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
Monorail!
What's it called?
Monorail!
Once again...
Monorail!
But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Mono... D'oh!
#21 to #20 - monorail (02/06/2015) [-]
I hate youuuuuu >
User avatar #18 to #17 - monorail (01/15/2015) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #19 to #18 - benderisgreat ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
No problem, bud!
#16 - hoovard (01/04/2015) [-]
Din sykkel ikke trygt står, når det negrer i din gate går
#15 - hoovard (01/04/2015) [-]
Negrane kjem for deg min venn
Negrane kjem for deg min venn
#14 - hoovard (01/04/2015) [-]
Negros
Negros
User avatar #12 to #11 - monorail (09/21/2014) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #13 to #12 - joshlol (09/21/2014) [-]
your name reminded me of that
User avatar #2 - chokinandtokin (09/20/2014) [-]
You live in Nova Scotia?
#3 to #2 - monorail (09/20/2014) [-]
Yes sir !
Yes sir !
User avatar #4 to #3 - chokinandtokin (09/20/2014) [-]
Nice, I lived there but I recently moved to Alberta. Where in NS do you live?
User avatar #5 to #4 - monorail (09/20/2014) [-]
Wellington, just outside of Fall River
User avatar #6 to #5 - chokinandtokin (09/20/2014) [-]
Oh, I never heard of that pace actually haha, I used to live in a place called Clare, it's like 3 hours away from Halifax.
User avatar #7 to #6 - monorail (09/20/2014) [-]
No hard feelings but I've never heard of Clare hahah, I just moved here from Winnipeg 6 months ago
User avatar #8 to #7 - chokinandtokin (09/20/2014) [-]
It's cool, it's a small town, nobody ever hears of it haha, and oh cool, I was born in NS actually.
User avatar #9 to #8 - monorail (09/20/2014) [-]
What made you go to Alberta?
User avatar #10 to #9 - chokinandtokin (09/20/2014) [-]
My dads here, I live with him. And there's more jobs and they pay better doing the same job where I used to live.
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