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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:8/24/2010
Last Login:5/18/2013
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#22 - Comment deleted 07/17/2011 on Cute girl +1
#88 - Beer actually helps you gain muscle mass, because it's a carbo…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2011 on Every time I try to get in... +5
User avatar #113 - PubLandlord (07/16/2011) [-]
At 200 calories a pint your going to put on much more fat than anything else
User avatar #119 - monkeywithgun (07/17/2011) [-]
Okay average calorie intake is 2000 to 2500 but you need more than that to sustain energy and not to become to skinny so about 3000 to 3500 calories a day. (I know everyone's calorie intake is different). If you don't exercise like a pro you won't look like a pro. And besides abs are mainly made in the kitchen not the gym. As I stated before "If you exercise hard enough it's not that bad to drink beer".
User avatar #121 - PubLandlord (07/17/2011) [-]
yeah thats true , but when living at uni your diet kind of takes a hit, its really time consuming trying to make good meals , but if we go out to town we usually have about 4 pints pre drinks so about 800 cal then another 3-4 in the club so looking at 1400 cal from beer and other drinks 2-3 times a week , i have just started on my bulking phase so need mad amounts of carbs and protein but low GL carbs like wholewheat pasta and stuff like that, protein shakes are mad useful as well. Get on the creatine I have just started and yo can feel the difference straight away , the best thing we try and do is most of us drink to get drunk so will go out and drink heavily once a week and have 1 intensive fitness session than to go out casually 3 times a week and have to throw three lots of cardio in the gym
#99 - anonymous (07/16/2011) [-]
Beer contains estrogen which is pretty much female hormones, this will give you manboobs and a beer gut dont try tobullshit your way out of it
#122 - No need to be sorry. 07/05/2011 on WTF happened? +3
#118 - What I'm trying to say is sleeping with the same sex doesn't m…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2011 on WTF happened? +3
User avatar #120 - darknesincontrol (07/05/2011) [-]
I wasn't meant to disagree with your post
sorry...
#122 - monkeywithgun (07/05/2011) [-]
No need to be sorry.

#113 - Please define a 'man'. 07/05/2011 on WTF happened? +3
#42 - I think a prisoner is also allowed conjugal visits.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/05/2011 on Luxury prison +25
#65 - RainbowFright (07/05/2011) [-]
You have to be in there for 6 months before they allow it.
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#95 - RainbowFright (07/05/2011) [-]
I was about to reply with TL;DR but I skipped to the last line 27 words into it.
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#99 - RainbowFright (07/05/2011) [-]
3 members of my family pretty much live in jail they are in and out so much. I know if my two cousins got conjugal visits they would have no problem sharing stories.
#106 - So if someone is bi-sexual, does that make him less of a man?.…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/05/2011 on WTF happened? +11
#115 - darknesincontrol (07/05/2011) [-]
If Duke Nukem dig crossdressing is he less of a man?
but if he is stronger, better, and surpasses you in every way
Then what is the definition of a man?
User avatar #504 - guyfromclarksville (07/09/2011) [-]
He would be slightly less of a MAY-UN! But more of a person.
User avatar #118 - monkeywithgun (07/05/2011) [-]
What I'm trying to say is sleeping with the same sex doesn't make you less of a man or woman.
User avatar #120 - darknesincontrol (07/05/2011) [-]
I wasn't meant to disagree with your post
sorry...
#122 - monkeywithgun (07/05/2011) [-]
No need to be sorry.

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User avatar #113 - monkeywithgun (07/05/2011) [-]
Please define a 'man'.
#91 - If that was true, wouldn't a cat purr all the time?.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2011 on The Cat +4
User avatar #95 - SirSheepy (07/05/2011) [-]
when its pleased it purrs louder
when it isnt doing anything it purrs softer
#169 - Comment deleted 07/02/2011 on British Accents -2
#376 - Troll logic: (1) Capture solider (2) Shoot solider … 07/01/2011 on The Elite Soldier +16
#91 - Do you happen to know what movie or television show that's from?. 05/19/2011 on Midnight Cooking +2
#76 - Am I the only one that noticed in the top left corner, "A… 05/18/2011 on Dumb Bitches +6
#244 - Comment deleted 05/11/2011 on Kim III: Revenge of The Blonde -2
#303 - Comment deleted 05/07/2011 on funnyjunk heaven 0
#157 - So a broken swastika isn't allowed on this page? &…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2011 on Osama is clever bot! and... 0
User avatar #160 - shadyone (05/04/2011) [-]
i have no idea what you are saying bro.
#353 - I just shot my kitten :'( YOU BASTARD!!!! 05/02/2011 on THE OBJECT +3
#1324 - Comment deleted 05/02/2011 on OP delivers 0
#41 - What movie or television show is that from? 04/25/2011 on Feels bad man +2
#447 - Comment deleted 04/25/2011 on Ruler Store 0
#121 - I love full metal alchemist!!  [+] (10 new replies) 04/25/2011 on cover your body with mud +3
#124 - KiraLives (04/25/2011) [-]
Yay :3
#127 - imnotmichael has deleted their comment.
#129 - KiraLives (04/25/2011) [-]
I need to watch it again ^-^
Or read the manga :P
#131 - imnotmichael has deleted their comment.
#135 - KiraLives (04/25/2011) [-]
You have just made me jealous :P
#139 - imnotmichael has deleted their comment.
#141 - KiraLives (04/25/2011) [-]
I stopped watching Bleach a while ago, I just read the manga now :\
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#145 - KiraLives (04/25/2011) [-]
#171 - raymondmichael (04/25/2011) [-]
I think Dragon Ball Z is still the best. :]
#26 - That seems like one hell of a night O.O 04/25/2011 on Every year (im not atheist... 0
#24 - Chirstmas was a heathen holiday, And we stole it hahaha Christ…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2011 on Every year (im not atheist... +1
#25 - Someune (04/25/2011) [-]
Historians are debating over what really happened before the year 0... apparently the Romans liked to have orgies as we know them to do (you know, puke your food out so you can go some more, then fuck a bitch, then puke some more, then repeat). Wish that would have stayed with us :(
Here's random funny.
User avatar #26 - monkeywithgun (04/25/2011) [-]
That seems like one hell of a night O.O
#22 - Does that mean you don't celebrate Christmas  [+] (5 new replies) 04/25/2011 on Every year (im not atheist... +6
User avatar #23 - Someune (04/25/2011) [-]
Yeah, I don't. It's just my family keeps buying me gifts. Also, I'm celebrating the winter solstice like the Romans used to... you might call that hypocrisy too, but consider I do not ask for presents, and even when I keep telling them, they keep the presents under the tree.
User avatar #36 - phoneman (04/25/2011) [-]
If oyu really don't want the gifts either give them away to people who could use them every year or burn the fuckers in a massive spectacle!
#24 - monkeywithgun (04/25/2011) [-]
Chirstmas was a heathen holiday, And we stole it hahaha Christians can become quite annoying though but I respect Your view so carry on good chap
#25 - Someune (04/25/2011) [-]
Historians are debating over what really happened before the year 0... apparently the Romans liked to have orgies as we know them to do (you know, puke your food out so you can go some more, then fuck a bitch, then puke some more, then repeat). Wish that would have stayed with us :(
Here's random funny.
User avatar #26 - monkeywithgun (04/25/2011) [-]
That seems like one hell of a night O.O
#75 - So she took a bite out of a chocolate bunny that was jello fil… 04/25/2011 on Fucking easterbunny. 0
#177 - I can't tell if you are trolling or just plain stupid.. The po… 04/25/2011 on redneck inventions +5

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