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monkeywithgun

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/24/2010
Last Login:5/18/2013
Location:zoo
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Content Thumbs: 219 total,  244 ,  25
Comment Thumbs: 651 total,  836 ,  185
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Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
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Times Content Favorited:6 times
Total Comments Made:392
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#111 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2012 on To Be Honest.. -1
User avatar #120 - mcstorms (12/15/2012) [-]
Let answer your question with another god damn question. Whats the difference between these children and the ones in Africa? The answer someone isn't murdering them in cold blood. Yes they are starving, but that sad truth is there isn't a god damn thing we can do about it. The man who shot those children had a choice and he chose the path of blood lust. For the children in Africa life is hard, it isn't absolutely Terrifying like someone holding a gun to you.
#124 - monkeywithgun has deleted their comment.
User avatar #128 - mcstorms (12/15/2012) [-]
They don't have to that's the difference. You know it's people like you who make me want to murder everyone on this god damn planet.
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#110 - Comment deleted 12/15/2012 on To Be Honest.. 0
#4 - Hell..Satan..Above.. 12/13/2012 on the force -6
#11 - And you have summoned Satan to this page.. (Look at the link). 12/13/2012 on ditto the sex slave of all... 0
#12 - Comment deleted 12/12/2012 on Emo Dad 0
#45 - Did you read that up there^. I said they were suggesting that … 12/06/2012 on Not that Smart 0
#40 - I just wanted to say this about 2012 (yes we all know it's …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2012 on Not that Smart 0
User avatar #41 - ihatem (12/06/2012) [-]
2012 isn't bullshit, it's just the apocalypse part that's bullshit.
December 21 2012 is just the start of a new cycle on the Mayan long calendar.
User avatar #45 - monkeywithgun (12/06/2012) [-]
Did you read that up there^. I said they were suggesting that it was the start of a drought for their civilization (The drought kind of lead to their end with help from the Spanish). And by t'hey' I mean the scientists studying climate change. Now since they were mathematicians I find them capable of this, because it would be a VERY rare fucking chance to "guess" when a drought would happen.
#44 - You're obviously reading the Koran... because all of that info…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2012 on "Mile High" Just Got a Bit... 0
#47 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
why do jews and muslims fight so much if they are the same religion?
#40 - Yeah eve did eat it.. Because God dropped a seed. The angel wi…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2012 on "Mile High" Just Got a Bit... 0
User avatar #42 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
the only dictionary/thesaurus/text book there is: the Bible.
User avatar #44 - monkeywithgun (12/02/2012) [-]
You're obviously reading the Koran... because all of that information is bullshit:3
#47 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
why do jews and muslims fight so much if they are the same religion?
#36 - Jesus didn't grow it._. God dropped a seed by accident..  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2012 on "Mile High" Just Got a Bit... 0
User avatar #39 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
Marijuana was the fruit that eve ate. also john wilkes booth killed good ol abe by smoking weed
User avatar #40 - monkeywithgun (12/02/2012) [-]
Yeah eve did eat it.. Because God dropped a seed. The angel with the fire sword is actually Gods fucking lighter! Where the hell are you so call "facts" coming from?
User avatar #42 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
the only dictionary/thesaurus/text book there is: the Bible.
User avatar #44 - monkeywithgun (12/02/2012) [-]
You're obviously reading the Koran... because all of that information is bullshit:3
#47 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
why do jews and muslims fight so much if they are the same religion?
#34 - In reality I wish I could say it was good for you. But the inf…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2012 on "Mile High" Just Got a Bit... -1
#48 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
im a space age scientist.... i know that jesus rode dinosuars and weed is better than oxygen.
#31 - No.. It's still processing:) And I don't hate weed I smoke it,…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/02/2012 on "Mile High" Just Got a Bit... 0
#32 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
no its been legal ever since jesus grew it in his magic garden, you dumbass
User avatar #36 - monkeywithgun (12/02/2012) [-]
Jesus didn't grow it._. God dropped a seed by accident..
User avatar #39 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
Marijuana was the fruit that eve ate. also john wilkes booth killed good ol abe by smoking weed
User avatar #40 - monkeywithgun (12/02/2012) [-]
Yeah eve did eat it.. Because God dropped a seed. The angel with the fire sword is actually Gods fucking lighter! Where the hell are you so call "facts" coming from?
User avatar #42 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
the only dictionary/thesaurus/text book there is: the Bible.
User avatar #44 - monkeywithgun (12/02/2012) [-]
You're obviously reading the Koran... because all of that information is bullshit:3
#47 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
why do jews and muslims fight so much if they are the same religion?
#33 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
#23 - You're obviously stupid... You jumped to the defense of mariju…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/02/2012 on "Mile High" Just Got a Bit... +1
User avatar #29 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
fuck you weed is legal in colorado bitch
User avatar #31 - monkeywithgun (12/02/2012) [-]
No.. It's still processing:) And I don't hate weed I smoke it, bitch-.- (BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER RIGHT HERE!).
#32 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
no its been legal ever since jesus grew it in his magic garden, you dumbass
User avatar #36 - monkeywithgun (12/02/2012) [-]
Jesus didn't grow it._. God dropped a seed by accident..
User avatar #39 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
Marijuana was the fruit that eve ate. also john wilkes booth killed good ol abe by smoking weed
User avatar #40 - monkeywithgun (12/02/2012) [-]
Yeah eve did eat it.. Because God dropped a seed. The angel with the fire sword is actually Gods fucking lighter! Where the hell are you so call "facts" coming from?
User avatar #42 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
the only dictionary/thesaurus/text book there is: the Bible.
User avatar #44 - monkeywithgun (12/02/2012) [-]
You're obviously reading the Koran... because all of that information is bullshit:3
#47 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
why do jews and muslims fight so much if they are the same religion?
#33 - admiralfapbar (12/02/2012) [-]
#11 - I thought so, too:3. Heil grammar nazi! 12/02/2012 on v-card +1
#34 - Comment deleted 12/01/2012 on Friday the 13th +5
#144 - **monkeywithgun rolled a random image posted in comment #360… 12/01/2012 on This fucking fish 0
#13 - **monkeywithgun rolled a random image posted in comment #104…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2012 on VOTE FOR HIM 0
#15 - deadfeds has deleted their comment.
#126 - **monkeywithgun rolled a random image posted in comment #10 …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2012 on drugs +5
#143 - fefe (11/28/2012) [-]
21st century schizoid man - King crimso
That is all.
#8 - You forgot the link... dude...dude.. where's the link..? We ne… 11/28/2012 on VOTE FOR HIM 0
#117 - Someone should totally edit this into a " **** you,…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2012 on Grandpa KOs 5 Gangsters +9
#120 - fixator (11/11/2012) [-]
#91 - The point of her action is to make his boss fire him and for h… 10/28/2012 on Wtfuckme +1
#1012 - **** YO' SENSELESS ***** !..................... i…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on Hell 0
#1022 - JohnTheRipper (10/10/2012) [-]
#989 - Level 4 and level 5 contradict each other... (No measure of ti…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Hell +2
#1002 - JohnTheRipper (10/10/2012) [-]
its hell. it doesnt have to make sense.
User avatar #1012 - monkeywithgun (10/10/2012) [-]
FUCK YO' SENSELESS NIGGA!..................... im scared..
#1022 - JohnTheRipper (10/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #999 - TarnRazor (10/10/2012) [-]
I don't think the layer effects stack. However, he did say layer 4 was multiple lifetimes in length. That's a contradiction.
User avatar #993 - krnboy (10/10/2012) [-]
Just because one level has no indication of time, doesn't mean another level has to be consistent. For example, it says one level he was in there for 20-30 years and then the next level he loses trace of time and so it's possible the next level time could've been trackable.
#337 - I was just about walking the other way, sir... 08/31/2012 on Origins of starters 0
#333 - ***** , DID I ASK FOR YO' gay ASS OPINON?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2012 on Origins of starters 0
#335 - stratosrider (08/31/2012) [-]
NU-UH. YOU DO NOT WANNA ESCALATE WITH ME, MUTHAFUCKA.
User avatar #337 - monkeywithgun (08/31/2012) [-]
I was just about walking the other way, sir...

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