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#94 - Arguing with nationalists is not going to come to a graceful c… 05/16/2013 on Tiddly Widdly Potato +1
#14 - Did my final exam today, get results in ten days. Bricking it. 05/16/2013 on when my tests finish in a... 0
#36 - I'm Scottish and British, proud of my dual identity.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Tiddly Widdly Potato 0
#55 - N. Korean citizen (05/16/2013) [-]
And you're the type of cunt everyone in Scotland dislikes. Except other cunts that think the same as you.
#90 - doctorpibber (05/16/2013) [-]
damn scots, they ruined scotland!
#154 - That's not a feminist then, it's a feminazi. Tell her that. 05/15/2013 on Feminism +1
#30 - There are machines that can satisfy a woman better than any ma…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Feminism +1
User avatar #92 - heartlessrobot (05/15/2013) [-]
And there are machines that can satisfy men better than any woman.
#62 - deathcampforjewtie (05/15/2013) [-]
That's just for sexual pleasure. A machine can't hold a woman when she feels sad. A machine can't kiss a woman and tell her how gorgeous she is when she feels ugly as sin. And a machine can't do anything to make a woman value it more than she'd value the next machine. That isn't pleasure, it's sex. Pleasure is something entirely different.
User avatar #74 - lolfire (05/15/2013) [-]
>Disregarding the fact that lesbians can do all of those.

In today's equality age there isn't anything a man can do that a woman can't...
#185 - flemsdfer (05/15/2013) [-]
Well there's writing their names in the snow. Men have that still.
User avatar #141 - timmywankenobi (05/15/2013) [-]
then how come almost no women work on oil rigs or in mines or on dangerous fishing ships ?
User avatar #93 - heartlessrobot (05/15/2013) [-]
Get a woman pregnant.
User avatar #96 - lolfire (05/15/2013) [-]
I refer you back to the comment that started this thread.
You don't need men to get pregnant anymore.
User avatar #97 - heartlessrobot (05/15/2013) [-]
Refer to my reply to that comment.
#76 - deathcampforjewtie (05/15/2013) [-]
A woman can, but a machine can't. You need to calm the fuck down. And it goes both ways, you're not so useful now, are you? Anything a girl can do, a guy can too.
User avatar #77 - lolfire (05/15/2013) [-]
I'm just saying that it's possible... I'm not supporting it...
User avatar #35 - lockified (05/14/2013) [-]
would you rather have a fleshlight than a real woman? The same goes for women, ask any woman in your vicinity (like there are any) if they prefer a man over a dildo and most will answer that they want a man. It's not about the vibrations.
#14 - The tiny packets are served in hotels sometimes. The travelodg… 05/13/2013 on Nutella 0
#245 - I sided with the imperials because the stormclocks are intoler…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Seriously +2
User avatar #250 - mummyslittlebitch (05/13/2013) [-]
I sided with the Stormcloaks because I'm a White supremacist.
#268 - theaarkangel (05/13/2013) [-]
I sided with the Stormcloaks and then at the end I killed everybody because I'm an Argonian and do whatever the fuck i want.
#86 - It's just a way to start an internet fight for attention. Ignore them. 05/13/2013 on We need to cook 0
#9 - I learn most stuff from here or the New Scientist. Most of the… 05/12/2013 on Fuck the world +1
#118 - Say that my face, anon :) 05/12/2013 on You just can't win, ever. 0
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#7 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
Sorry if I came off as a callous prick. It wasn't my intention. I'm just tired of hearing people say such things about something I hold dear. I come here to say sorry, I meant nothing cruel or mean by it. I meant a challenge to the "ignorant" atheists.
Sorry if I came off as a callous prick. It wasn't my intention. I'm just tired of hearing people say such things about something I hold dear. I come here to say sorry, I meant nothing cruel or mean by it. I meant a challenge to the "ignorant" atheists.
User avatar #5 - Shadowlordninek (04/20/2011) [-]
Hello
User avatar #3 - Acrylic (11/30/2010) [-]
you were the first person to ever comment on my profile.

-Captionist
User avatar #4 to #3 - monkee (03/11/2011) [-]
well that makes me feel special I suppose :)
User avatar #1 - FunnyPicturesLol (04/24/2010) [-]
Comment virginity=Broken
User avatar #2 to #1 - monkee (05/10/2010) [-]
woop ^^ you stole my cherry
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