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#19 - I'm a woman and try to refrain from publishing that on FJ simp… 05/19/2013 on You know that's not allowed... 0
#15 - Gender equality is not perfect, but when you think of all the …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Just to be a dick... -6
#41 - N. Korean citizen (05/19/2013) [-]
and this is why the law needs a legal version of male abortion, the whole "you want it, i don't, it's completely your problem."
#34 - N. Korean citizen (05/19/2013) [-]
dude gender equality is almost nonexistent women do different things than men men have more upper body strength women have more lower body strength a normal man can almost always beat an athlete woman in hand wrestling and strength games
#21 - N. Korean citizen (05/19/2013) [-]
50/50 reason they would be in that situation...if the guy wants it (unless for medical reasons) it should continue..


should be some sort of paper which could be signed during pregnancy which defines if the pregnancy goes ahead (one side gives 100% rights to that child) at least that way the people who want to bail can do so without aimlessly killing their child (would also stop baby trapping)
User avatar #31 - violentpixi (05/19/2013) [-]
When it comes to pregnancy there is no such thing as gender equality. Think about it.
#103 - N. Korean citizen (05/19/2013) [-]
the kid is a 50/50 split, why should the man be given possible lifelong "what if" because a woman can't deal with the consequences of her action...


if a woman wants the child and the man doesn't he would be forced to pay



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User avatar #118 - violentpixi (05/19/2013) [-]
Their action, surely, if he was the one putting his semen in her.
#16 - tyl (05/19/2013) [-]
I didn't think this one all the way through. Pardon me while I go invent male pregnancy.
#94 - Arguing with nationalists is not going to come to a graceful c… 05/16/2013 on Tiddly Widdly Potato +1
#14 - Did my final exam today, get results in ten days. Bricking it. 05/16/2013 on when my tests finish in a... 0
#36 - I'm Scottish and British, proud of my dual identity.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Tiddly Widdly Potato 0
#55 - N. Korean citizen (05/16/2013) [-]
And you're the type of cunt everyone in Scotland dislikes. Except other cunts that think the same as you.
#90 - doctorpibber (05/16/2013) [-]
damn scots, they ruined scotland!
#154 - That's not a feminist then, it's a feminazi. Tell her that. 05/15/2013 on Feminism +1
#30 - There are machines that can satisfy a woman better than any ma…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Feminism +1
User avatar #92 - heartlessrobot (05/15/2013) [-]
And there are machines that can satisfy men better than any woman.
#62 - deathcampforjewtie (05/15/2013) [-]
That's just for sexual pleasure. A machine can't hold a woman when she feels sad. A machine can't kiss a woman and tell her how gorgeous she is when she feels ugly as sin. And a machine can't do anything to make a woman value it more than she'd value the next machine. That isn't pleasure, it's sex. Pleasure is something entirely different.
User avatar #74 - lolfire (05/15/2013) [-]
>Disregarding the fact that lesbians can do all of those.

In today's equality age there isn't anything a man can do that a woman can't...
#185 - flemsdfer (05/15/2013) [-]
Well there's writing their names in the snow. Men have that still.
User avatar #141 - timmywankenobi (05/15/2013) [-]
then how come almost no women work on oil rigs or in mines or on dangerous fishing ships ?
User avatar #93 - heartlessrobot (05/15/2013) [-]
Get a woman pregnant.
User avatar #96 - lolfire (05/15/2013) [-]
I refer you back to the comment that started this thread.
You don't need men to get pregnant anymore.
User avatar #97 - heartlessrobot (05/15/2013) [-]
Refer to my reply to that comment.
#76 - deathcampforjewtie (05/15/2013) [-]
A woman can, but a machine can't. You need to calm the fuck down. And it goes both ways, you're not so useful now, are you? Anything a girl can do, a guy can too.
User avatar #77 - lolfire (05/15/2013) [-]
I'm just saying that it's possible... I'm not supporting it...
User avatar #35 - lockified (05/14/2013) [-]
would you rather have a fleshlight than a real woman? The same goes for women, ask any woman in your vicinity (like there are any) if they prefer a man over a dildo and most will answer that they want a man. It's not about the vibrations.
#14 - The tiny packets are served in hotels sometimes. The travelodg… 05/13/2013 on Nutella 0
#245 - I sided with the imperials because the stormclocks are intoler…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Seriously +2
User avatar #250 - mummyslittlebitch (05/13/2013) [-]
I sided with the Stormcloaks because I'm a White supremacist.
#268 - theaarkangel (05/13/2013) [-]
I sided with the Stormcloaks and then at the end I killed everybody because I'm an Argonian and do whatever the fuck i want.
#86 - It's just a way to start an internet fight for attention. Ignore them. 05/13/2013 on We need to cook 0
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#7 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
Sorry if I came off as a callous prick. It wasn't my intention. I'm just tired of hearing people say such things about something I hold dear. I come here to say sorry, I meant nothing cruel or mean by it. I meant a challenge to the "ignorant" atheists.
Sorry if I came off as a callous prick. It wasn't my intention. I'm just tired of hearing people say such things about something I hold dear. I come here to say sorry, I meant nothing cruel or mean by it. I meant a challenge to the "ignorant" atheists.
User avatar #5 - Shadowlordninek (04/20/2011) [-]
Hello
User avatar #3 - Acrylic (11/30/2010) [-]
you were the first person to ever comment on my profile.

-Captionist
User avatar #4 to #3 - monkee (03/11/2011) [-]
well that makes me feel special I suppose :)
User avatar #1 - FunnyPicturesLol (04/24/2010) [-]
Comment virginity=Broken
User avatar #2 to #1 - monkee (05/10/2010) [-]
woop ^^ you stole my cherry
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