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#49 - well as an introvert I can assure you I need social interactio… 08/20/2014 on GGG IRL +2
#130 - basically: wine. 08/20/2014 on Valentines revenge 0
#18 - it means you have done something wrong and they summon you to …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Life Hacks - Mental Edition +13
User avatar #22 - ineptvirus (08/19/2014) [-]
Oh that helps, thanks
#50 - I don't know what's the worst situation, being dumped by mail …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Thats a long time to wait... +1
#51 - jdrinfantry (08/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, both situations really suck.
#48 - Indeed I don't know their story, I was just trying to spotligh…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Thats a long time to wait... 0
User avatar #49 - krizz (08/18/2014) [-]
muh feelungs
#47 - I didn't mean to scare you or insult your relationship, and I'… 08/18/2014 on Thats a long time to wait... +1
#35 - Am I the only thinking no couple that young would stand a year…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Thats a long time to wait... 0
#46 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
My gf and I had to do co-op work terms for about a year on opposite ends of the country. We dated for about a year before that. If you find someone special, you keep them, end of story.
User avatar #41 - iassume (08/18/2014) [-]
Fuck you...Seriously...
My girlfriend is in Bolivia for a year and I still believe that it's possible to not cheat on each other. Why is everyone thinking you can't keep other people out of your pants for a longer time than 30 days?
#47 - monarkh (08/18/2014) [-]
I didn't mean to scare you or insult your relationship, and I'm not referring to sexual impulse really, it's more that I've never seen a girl staying alone more than a few months, after that it's like they can't stand celibate anymore, maybe it's a cultural thing in my country, or maybe it's their biological clock, or maybe it's just natural not to stay alone, I'm not entirely sure but I truly don't think that a girl would stay a year and a half alone and faithful while her boyfriend is deployed at the other end of the world.

I know it's a bad thing to say, I know I may be hurting a lot of people right now and I'm sorry for that, and I think the nature of the relationship has a great influence on this situation, I really think that if you have a long story down the road she will clearly be more likely to stay with you and be faithful, it's the same thing if you're engaged, married, or have kids, but seriously I've seen 2 years' relationship broken just by a 2 weeks' vacation so, a year and a half, it sounds really impressive for a young non-engaged couple, not to say improbable...

plus I was kinda referring to military deployment, it's not the same situation if you can skype everyday and meet every vacation you know
#40 - jdrinfantry (08/18/2014) [-]
Well, I understand your pessimism and personally, when I was deployed my girlfriend couldn't take it for just 3 months, before I got back on leave. I was 20 at the time and she was 21. We had been together for 2 years.
I guess some couples can make it work, but I've seen a lot of relationships get torn apart by a deployment, even when people are in their 30s and married.
Shittiest thing is, a lot of wives and girlfriends wait till you're back home again to break your heart, when truth is that's when you need them the most.
#50 - monarkh (08/18/2014) [-]
I don't know what's the worst situation, being dumped by mail with 12 000 miles between you, or wait all this time and come back to a SO leaving you and breaking your heart
#51 - jdrinfantry (08/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, both situations really suck.
User avatar #36 - krizz (08/18/2014) [-]
you don't know their story bro

idunno if they were together for like 3+ years beforehand it wouldnt be that wierd

i dont think he was planning on staying away THAT long
#48 - monarkh (08/18/2014) [-]
Indeed I don't know their story, I was just trying to spotlight a general situation by using their example, but now based on the answers I think I hurt a few people
User avatar #49 - krizz (08/18/2014) [-]
muh feelungs
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#28 - first of all nothing tells you it's a guy who corrected her, m… 08/15/2014 on classy +3
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