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Age: 30
Date Signed Up:1/26/2015
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Location:The Beautiful New World
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Momma Madeira is the third daughter of the Monster Lord, and the leader of the Beautiful New World, along with Head Mistress of the school.

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#94 - ******* awesome. Thanks for sharing this. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on FJ in a Nutshell 0
#97 - IrishSasquatch (01/09/2016) [-]
Oh definitely. The reason I like this trainwreck of a series as much as I do is because of the characters. Especially the subtle but profound character development. The plot threw me through a loop in the end. And the whole taboo thing just makes it more interesting.

Poor Kuroneko though.
#92 - It was already 4 in the morning, and I had work at 8, so I sle…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on FJ in a Nutshell 0
#93 - IrishSasquatch (01/09/2016) [-]
I have good news for you.

They don't call it quits, they keep it going, they just don't anyone except their close friends. Well, Kirino kinda tries to forget about it but fails. In the after-story, which takes place six months after the ending, Kuroneko is giving Kirino shit about "bragging about her love life." Kirino gets all flustered, looks at Kyousuke and says "I wasn't bragging, I swear!"

www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Ore_no_Im%C5%8Dto_ga_Konna_ni_Kawaii_Wake_ga_Nai:A_Momentary_Chance_Encounter
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#94 - mommamadeira (01/09/2016) [-]
Fucking awesome. Thanks for sharing this.


I like Kuroneko almost just as much, but the ass kicking part of Kirino tips the scales in her favor in my eyes.
#97 - IrishSasquatch (01/09/2016) [-]
Oh definitely. The reason I like this trainwreck of a series as much as I do is because of the characters. Especially the subtle but profound character development. The plot threw me through a loop in the end. And the whole taboo thing just makes it more interesting.

Poor Kuroneko though.
#84 - I stopped on the second to last episode, and consider that the…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on FJ in a Nutshell +1
#91 - IrishSasquatch (01/09/2016) [-]
How come you didn't watch the last one?
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#92 - mommamadeira (01/09/2016) [-]
It was already 4 in the morning, and I had work at 8, so I slept for 3 and a half hours. Said I would finish it, never got around to it, eventually read the cuck of an ending where they just "cancel" it all, and said "Fuck that as far as I'm concerned they're dating."
#93 - IrishSasquatch (01/09/2016) [-]
I have good news for you.

They don't call it quits, they keep it going, they just don't anyone except their close friends. Well, Kirino kinda tries to forget about it but fails. In the after-story, which takes place six months after the ending, Kuroneko is giving Kirino shit about "bragging about her love life." Kirino gets all flustered, looks at Kyousuke and says "I wasn't bragging, I swear!"

www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Ore_no_Im%C5%8Dto_ga_Konna_ni_Kawaii_Wake_ga_Nai:A_Momentary_Chance_Encounter
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#94 - mommamadeira (01/09/2016) [-]
Fucking awesome. Thanks for sharing this.


I like Kuroneko almost just as much, but the ass kicking part of Kirino tips the scales in her favor in my eyes.
#97 - IrishSasquatch (01/09/2016) [-]
Oh definitely. The reason I like this trainwreck of a series as much as I do is because of the characters. Especially the subtle but profound character development. The plot threw me through a loop in the end. And the whole taboo thing just makes it more interesting.

Poor Kuroneko though.
#61 - 10/10 01/09/2016 on This is my life now +1
#171 - I would like to watch that anime.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on this is bullshit 0
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#173 - mondominiman (01/05/2016) [-]
Saint Young Men, pretty funny actually
#170 - OniAi 01/05/2016 on this is bullshit 0
#169 - I don't remember the name but it wasn't one I could go through… 01/05/2016 on this is bullshit 0
#9 - Agreed. 12/29/2015 on fml comp 1 +6
#53 - This is the first Christmas in 12 years I've come home without… 12/26/2015 on Charlie and Scout 0
#12 - Being a wrestler has to be fun as hell.  [+] (19 new replies) 12/25/2015 on John Cena gets a Christmas... +36
#30 - mrfloop (12/25/2015) [-]
it's fake you retard
#39 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
I can think of a few fake things that are fun.

Video games comes to mind.
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#34 - bogbean (12/26/2015) [-]
exactly, fun as hell
#31 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
And you've assumed that this has anything to do with how fun it is. #12 could easily have written his comment with this in mind.

Don't share your thoughts anymore. Clearly you are a just a culmination of fail and aids.
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#48 - ogthegreat (12/26/2015) [-]
Straight fucking savage anon.
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#19 - Sperit (12/25/2015) [-]
Yeah
Death Match is having open sign ups
#15 - mindsculptorjace (12/25/2015) [-]
depends on how famous you are
#18 - pikapoopie (12/25/2015) [-]
Coming from one its fun as hell not matter how famous or how much money you get hurts like a motherfucker though
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#24 - sketchE (12/25/2015) [-]
howd you get into it
#53 - pikapoopie (12/26/2015) [-]
Having some good connections man I feel like some asshole who's parents are paying their way through college but thats how I got in. My buddy is some what respected in our local feds and by local I mean some shitty small warehouses, backyards and high school gyms. He paid for my training and got me into a fed. Took some time for people to stop fucking with me cuz like I said before I was like some asshole getting pid through college.
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#54 - sketchE (12/26/2015) [-]
what was the process
#55 - pikapoopie (12/26/2015) [-]
You mean like how did I find a wrestling school and the training and that.
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#56 - sketchE (12/26/2015) [-]
yeah
#57 - pikapoopie (12/26/2015) [-]
Alright then like I said my buddy paid for lessons for me for a year or 2. We started with the basic stuff taking bumps, striking, and slams now every school is different so what I started out with will not be the same for every school. For me the bumps and like were easy it was the endurance the fucking endurance. I was a fat bastard at the time and still am I'm talking could barely run for 10 minutes. My teacher once had me run around a 20x20 ring until I puked then had me run some more. Its fucking insane and brutal and not one day went by where I wasn't sore. Eventually though I had the required 6 months of training and got to wrestle in front of a non paying audience. quick tip btw Don't go out in front of a paying audience until you're ready and experienced in ring The match was a death match and let me tell you school doesn't prepare you for light tubes, chairs, and thumbtacks I still got a scar on my ass from falling through glass. Overall though it was worth it I get to go out every night make some o.k. money while I'm at it and have fun.
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#58 - sketchE (12/26/2015) [-]
so how did you find a school
#60 - pikapoopie (12/26/2015) [-]
Btw while I was googling I found a nice little article on wrestling schools
beaprowrestler.wordpress.com/pro-wrestling-schools/
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#61 - sketchE (12/26/2015) [-]
cool thanks. im trying to find a place in california
#63 - pikapoopie (12/26/2015) [-]
Good luck out there man. And one more thing there's this guy on youtube called wrestling with wregret and he has a series dedicated to helping wrestlers getting into the biz it's very helpful to new wrestlers
#59 - pikapoopie (12/26/2015) [-]
What I did was ask some wrestlers at a meet and greet where some schools are and they pointed some out to me. However if you can't find meet and greets simply google pro wrestling schools near me I just did and found some decent ones, another thing is contact a promotion and ask if they offer training. If you've got any other questions feel free to ask.

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User avatar #90 - zomaru ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Sup buddy
User avatar #91 to #90 - mommamadeira (05/30/2015) [-]
Yo yo
User avatar #92 to #91 - zomaru ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
I just remembered I don't actually know how to play this game,
User avatar #93 to #92 - mommamadeira (05/30/2015) [-]
IF you want easy made make sure all the characters have "Exploitable" "Masochist" "Obiediant" and lowest virtue. Then rape them once and they love you forever. You can also go to config and turn the amount your actions affect them to 10(default is 1), and then you caress them, hug them, kiss them, touch them, **** them.
User avatar #71 - zomaru ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Yo, Porn man, I need some help.
User avatar #72 to #71 - mommamadeira (05/26/2015) [-]
With what? I'm about to sleep.
User avatar #74 to #72 - zomaru ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Or rather, wont open
User avatar #76 to #74 - mommamadeira (05/26/2015) [-]
What editor you using? You using the shortcuts that the installer made for you?
User avatar #73 to #72 - zomaru ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Its this AA2 version, The editor doesent work.
User avatar #75 to #73 - mommamadeira (05/26/2015) [-]
How does it not work?
User avatar #77 to #75 - zomaru ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Oh wait, my bad, its not just the editor, the entire thing is borked
User avatar #78 to #77 - mommamadeira (05/26/2015) [-]
Did you getit working?
User avatar #79 to #78 - zomaru ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Whole things seems to be working fine now, Got the mod manager installed too. Just not sure which mods to use, cause that forum is a pretty long list and I don't see a rating sistem
#81 to #79 - mommamadeira (05/26/2015) [-]
Couple you want for sure, HEXAs clothing mod, more cumming positions, elf ears, and Hexas hairs, on the hair one it's a massive like 100+ extra hair styles piled in one mod, after that look for different eye types.

Example, the hair(Front and side), the horns, and the eyes are all mods, it gives you a lot more options.

Btw this is one of the girls from my story.
User avatar #80 to #79 - mommamadeira (05/26/2015) [-]
Go through the 8 or so pages and pick every single one you want. It took me less than an hour to install 40 gigs of them.
User avatar #82 to #80 - zomaru ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
Unless you plan on sending me your entire charactor card list I don't know if I'll bother with the ones for making charactors. it's fun for awile but as a detail whore I can't just let it go till its perfect. wish I knew how it got charactor data from cards. That **** is magic.
User avatar #84 to #82 - mommamadeira (05/27/2015) [-]
I posted the rest you might want.
User avatar #83 to #82 - mommamadeira (05/27/2015) [-]
Dunno, probably in the .png file codes.

Anyway I posted most of them already

www.funnyjunk.com/hentai/198811#198811
User avatar #85 to #83 - zomaru ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
This Mod manager only crashes....
User avatar #86 to #85 - mommamadeira (05/27/2015) [-]
Are you running at as administrator with Jap locale?
User avatar #87 to #86 - zomaru ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
....... No
User avatar #88 to #87 - mommamadeira (05/27/2015) [-]
Did you put the mod manager in the c/Illusion folder?
User avatar #89 to #88 - zomaru ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
Yes, it appears to be working now. I didn't think running in Jap Loc was necessary.
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User avatar #39 - zomaru ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
I got a proposition for ya.
User avatar #41 to #39 - mommamadeira (05/24/2015) [-]
If it's trying to get AA2 installed when you do it just msg me, I'm off Tuesday and can help. It's easy and I can walk you through any part without difficulty.
User avatar #43 to #41 - zomaru ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
I can figure that out, it's easy.
User avatar #42 to #40 - zomaru ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
You have a skype/ want to join a group chat of fjers for gaming/talking? It's a small group.
User avatar #44 to #42 - mommamadeira (05/24/2015) [-]
Who's all in it? I'll have to redownload and reinstall skype. After my DnD group fell through I got rid of it.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zomaru ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Mostly people from /anime/ and /vg/. Regulars.
User avatar #46 to #45 - mommamadeira (05/24/2015) [-]
Anyone from /h other than you?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zomaru ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
I think everyone there lurks /hentai/. HSM streamed AA2 on time. That was am interesting call... he plays it allot.
User avatar #50 to #47 - mommamadeira (05/24/2015) [-]
Something I have to share because it's funny as hell.

I raped Emi Yusa (Hataraku No Maou-Sama one) and then in her description of my character it says he's an angel.

God I love masochists.
User avatar #48 to #47 - mommamadeira (05/24/2015) [-]
Haha nice.

I installed again. Name's Chance Vance, the one that says San Marcos.
User avatar #49 to #48 - zomaru ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Isn't that a the ****** from GTA a vice city and vice city stories?
User avatar #51 to #49 - mommamadeira (05/24/2015) [-]
No that's Lance Vance.

Chance Vance is my real name.
User avatar #52 to #51 - zomaru ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Well **** , how did I screw that up.
User avatar #53 to #52 - mommamadeira (05/24/2015) [-]
Don't worry you're not the first. Go ahead and send me an invite to the group, I'm down to join.
User avatar #54 to #53 - zomaru ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
There are 6 by that name, and none have a photo at so I can't tell the difference.
User avatar #55 to #54 - mommamadeira (05/24/2015) [-]
Does it say one is from San Marcos?

ALSO WHAT THE HELL I'M THE ONLY CHANCE ************* VANCE ON THE PLANET
User avatar #59 to #56 - mommamadeira (05/24/2015) [-]
Oh it might be Chancevance no space.
User avatar #58 to #56 - mommamadeira (05/24/2015) [-]
There, now my picture is a monkey drowning a man. Check again.
User avatar #57 to #56 - mommamadeira (05/24/2015) [-]
Give me a minute.
User avatar #60 to #57 - zomaru ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Sent I think/hope
User avatar #61 to #60 - mommamadeira (05/24/2015) [-]
Nah bro I think you got the wrong dude. What's yours I'll send you a message.
#62 to #61 - zomaru ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Not you?
User avatar #69 to #62 - mommamadeira (05/24/2015) [-]
Sent you a request to add to contacts.
User avatar #67 to #62 - mommamadeira (05/24/2015) [-]
missouri?
User avatar #68 to #67 - zomaru ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Yes
User avatar #64 to #62 - mommamadeira (05/24/2015) [-]
I didn't get any notifications of an invite though.
User avatar #65 to #64 - zomaru ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
I'm sending messages, weird.
User avatar #63 to #62 - mommamadeira (05/24/2015) [-]
That actually is me, god I needs to change that description. That was years ago back in high school.
User avatar #66 to #63 - zomaru ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Look up Zomaru_ishegura. Or without the underscore. I think the name is original.
#38 - arikel (05/06/2015) [-]
Your knowledge and taste in pornographic material made me wish to be on your friend list. Kudos to you brother, it's always a nice thing to see someone partake in pornography in such a serious manner.
#23 - nekubakeneko (03/16/2015) [-]
Hi
Hi
User avatar #25 to #24 - nekubakeneko (03/16/2015) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #26 to #25 - mommamadeira (03/16/2015) [-]
Hanging in there. What can I do for you?
User avatar #27 to #26 - nekubakeneko (03/16/2015) [-]
I was curious and wanted to talk to you, is that bad?
User avatar #28 to #27 - mommamadeira (03/16/2015) [-]
Not at all. If we're making small talk, how are you doing?
User avatar #29 to #28 - nekubakeneko (03/16/2015) [-]
Small talk is always nice! I'm pretty good aside from barely being able to read your text on this background
User avatar #30 to #29 - mommamadeira (03/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, I kinda did that on purpose. Never been good with small talk always been a tad bit awkward to talk with myself, and by a tad bit I mean a whole ******* lot of awkward.
User avatar #31 to #30 - nekubakeneko (03/16/2015) [-]
Oh, I see, I think.. I guess.. *confused* I would guess it is always awkward to talk to oneself?
User avatar #32 to #31 - mommamadeira (03/16/2015) [-]
I suppose commas would have been better used there. It's a little late here in Texas, and unfortunately I have to lay off the caffeine at the moment.

Though I am curious, how did you come across my profile? I'm guessing a post I made?
User avatar #33 to #32 - nekubakeneko (03/16/2015) [-]
I work in mysterious ways and love to piss off Grammar Nazis, as well as being generally socially unacceptable, unless I plan to behave.
User avatar #34 to #33 - mommamadeira (03/16/2015) [-]
Hm, sounds a lot like me.
User avatar #35 to #34 - mommamadeira (03/16/2015) [-]
Took a glance at your profile, says you like ecchi stuff. I would be shameful if I didn't use this opportunity for shameful self-promotion, lol.

Got a story you might like, the one I based this account off of, check it out if you have time, it might entertain you.

www.fictionpress.com/s/3099083/1/Momma-Madeira-s-School-for-Maniacs-and-Monsters

With that, I'm off to work. Talk to you when I get back, will be about 8 or 9 hours. Later.
#36 to #35 - nekubakeneko (03/16/2015) [-]
Well, I think it should be worth a shot. Let's see.   
   
   
   
 Ohmygod I love monster girls, i just wanted to act all cool and stuff, forget my last sentence I'm reading it.
Well, I think it should be worth a shot. Let's see.



Ohmygod I love monster girls, i just wanted to act all cool and stuff, forget my last sentence I'm reading it.
User avatar #37 to #36 - mommamadeira (03/17/2015) [-]
First chapter is more of a backstory for the MC. Let me know what you think of it.
User avatar #6 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Hey, do you play vidya games?
User avatar #7 to #6 - mommamadeira (02/21/2015) [-]
baffledkingshallelujah

My steam account. You can add me if you want, I play games like Arma 3, Company of Heroes 2, Dark Souls 2, League of Legends, some other **** every so so.
User avatar #8 to #7 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
I ask because of the reason I sent you a pm about.

It'd be easy to just buy you a game.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mommamadeira (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh, wait, the colored text thing?
User avatar #19 to #10 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
how you liking that DLC?
User avatar #21 to #19 - mommamadeira (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh, a little something for you. This is a profile I made myself for the next character to be introduced.

Her name is Alessandra Primavera Orsini il Elegante Leone - Alessandra Orsini "The Graceful Lion"


Chūjitsuna kishi


A woman who searches tirelessly for a lord to swear her fealty to. Unlike other Mamano they do not seek to become a wife, but rather a servant of a man who suits their fancy. What constitutes a man that deserves to be their lord is varies on the individual. Most knights are chivalrous, kind, loving, and passionate, seeking lords to reflect their own soul, but there are some who value cruelty, some who value wisdom, prowess in battle, or prowess in bed. Truthfully there is no way to determine what kind of lord a Chujitsuna Kishi is looking for unless you ask the knight herself. Regardless of what the knights value in the lord they seek, they are always fearsome fighters, protective companions, and uncompromisingly loyal. No matter what you ask them to do they will do it with a smile on their face, for being ordered by their lord to do his bidding is their utmost pleasure in life.

While they do not seek to be their lords wife, they are more than happy to be the receptacle for his lusts, and can be as seductive as a Succubus, as orally skillful as a Ghoul, and they have the stamina of a Hellhound, all specifically to pleasure their lord. They care little for their own pleasure in comparison to their lords, and will satisfy any desire or fantasy of the one they have sworn their sword to no matter what it is they desire. Even if they desire another woman, or Mamano, the Chūjitsuna kishi will do everything in her power to fulfill their lords wish and grant him that womans affection. The only limits places on what they will do for their lord involves their lords safety, as that is of the utmost and absolute importance. Still, there are exceptions, for example, if their lords wife or other lovers are in danger they will assist their lord in rescuing them, or if retreating would tarnish their lords honor, and the knight is honorable herself, she may stay to fight. Everything about this Mamano is dependent on the individual, and that makes them the most variable Mamano of all.

One thing of note involving this species of Mamano, is their rarity. Legend says the first Chūjitsuna kishi was a mutated Dullahan child, whose head was firmly attached to her shoulders for her entire life. Since then there has been only that one strain of them, and with their insistence on their lords desires rather than breeding like most Mamano, their numbers have not exactly swelled over the years. Not to mention getting them pregnant is near impossible, even after copious amounts of sex for five years straight, luck has to be on your side if you wish to have a child with them. Even though them having children is very rare, and they usually only rear one or two their entire lives, they are excellent mothers. There is no Mamano more protective of her family, more rational when it comes to decision making, or maternal when it comes to the development of their children.

The legend of their conception dates back about five hundred years ago. A man who was gifted beyond recognition in the arcane arts was approached by a Dullahan. Knowing his fate would be sealed in his world, he opened a portal, escaping to another plane of existence. In this world he hid himself for years and years, adopting the name "Orsini", but his intellect was, in the end, no match for a Dullahans stubbornness in her hunt. After fifteen years he was kidnapped from a noble house, and spirited away to the Mamano world. Whether it was an effect of the world he stayed in for fifteen years, or just a random mutation that created the Chūjitsuna kishi, we will never know.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
this is the only thing I could have ever found missing from your story, a knight girl.

gg, it's over.
User avatar #20 to #19 - mommamadeira (03/05/2015) [-]
Pretty damn fun man. I keep getting my ass killed by traps, but that's Dark Soul for ya.

Speaking of, since you did that, is there anything you want in the story? New character, certain thing or situation, anything really?
User avatar #9 to #8 - mommamadeira (02/22/2015) [-]
I didn't get a PM from you.

Send it again I guess. I might be able to buy it myself though, but I do appreciate the thought.
User avatar #11 to #9 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
tl;dr, I want to pay your for your story because I enjoy it better than books I've paid money for so you deserve it.
User avatar #14 to #11 - mommamadeira (02/22/2015) [-]
Btw it's Cynthia Scales' bithday. Fun **** to follow. I just wrote funny scene and want to post. Here it is. I have six pages done, not a whole lot, I want 20 before I release chapter.

"Do you have any idea what time it is?! Get the **** out of your bed and get ready! I'm going to kick your ass twice today!" She screamed.

"Uhhh...." I groaned, stupified, before she walked over to my bed and threw the sheets aside, exposing Sangria with her lips right next to my cock, her face obviously pouty that we were being disturbed while she stared unnerved at Cynthia, who looked even more furious, if a tad bit embarassed.

"Ditching training to **** ?! NOT ON MY WATCH!" She screamed again, grabbing me by the hair and yanking me off the bed.

"OW OW OW **** LET GO!" I screamed back while she half dragged me down the stairs.

"Hell no! You aren't wasting another second being lazy, we're going to the dojo!" She commanded, dragging me along butt ass naked out the door with her with a deathgrip on my hair.

"WAIT WAIT CLOTHES CYNTHIA I NEED TO GET MY CLOTHES!"

"Everyone's already in class you little **** ! No one's going to see you." She taunted with a smirk grin. When she began dragging me outside there were plenty of girls around, looking like it might even be between classes at the moment.

"What the **** are they then?! I'm not a ******* exhibitionist let me get my clothes!" I screamed back at her with futile attempts to run back into the building for at least a pair of pants.

"You made me wait an hour for your ass, now all the Peacekeepers get a good look!" She shouted motioning for the to come see as she tore my hair out dragging me along, they formed a red carpet paparazzi squad gawking and cheering at me. I gave up and covered my eyes in shame.

"Finally get it now? I don't wait for you you little asshole, especially not so you can get your dick wet. Now... Let's go get some breakfast." She smirked and slyly said.

"Just go to the dojo! Don't you have some gis there or something?!"

"Oh no your punishment ain't over with yet!" She shouted again.

**** this!!! "SHINOBUUUUUUU!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs hoping to God she would hear me. Instantly we were inveloped in a smoke bomb and I was grabbed by my new wonderful ninja. Unfortunately, however, Cynthia was stronger, she held on to me, yanked most of my hair out pulling me back, and while Shinobu was off her balance slammed a fist right into her face, knocking her smooth the **** out.

"Oh.... **** ." I looked up with clearing smoke to the most pissed off face I had ever seen in my entire ******* life. Her eyes were wide and scary as **** , I almost pissed in the pants I didn't have on.


User avatar #13 to #11 - mommamadeira (02/22/2015) [-]
I have been drinking a little bit tonight, so my post might not make too much sense. I am waiting next chapter material now.

Yay for autocorrect cause I ****** this post up.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mommamadeira (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh, well, you don't have to man. I do appreciate the thought though. I can give an update on the next chapter if you want though, I just don't want to post a paragraph or two from the next chapter unless you want to read it.

It's good enough fro me to know that you enjoy the story.
User avatar #5 - derpish (02/18/2015) [-]
can you add me as a friend.. capcha isnt working for me
User avatar #4 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Wouldn't mind sharing one of the colored texts, would ye?
#1 - ungluedflyer (02/01/2015) [-]
Hi there! do you have any idea what happened to the erma comments we made? Was the post deleted or something? Apparently I made it to the top 100 but I can't view it.
User avatar #2 to #1 - mommamadeira (02/01/2015) [-]
Says comment was deleted on my screen. I didn't do it, meaning the poster of the Erma comics deleted our comments.
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