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mollyddog

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Gender: male
Age: 38
Date Signed Up:12/08/2009
Last Login:7/25/2016
Location:usa
FunnyJunk Career Stats
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Comment Thumbs: 336 total,  433 ,  97
Content Level Progress: 49.15% (29/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 128 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 129 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:9071
Times Content Favorited:3 times
Total Comments Made:160
FJ Points:319

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#109 - See, now I just want to twerk to the drum part of "In the… 05/20/2014 on Extra Fabulous Comics... 0
#79 - Epic roll my friend 05/16/2014 on metal rose 0
#76 - More metal than this Rose anyway...  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on metal rose +6
#78 - fuckoatmeal (05/16/2014) [-]
**fuckoatmeal rolled image** fuck that guy
#79 - mollyddog (05/16/2014) [-]
Epic roll my friend
#99 - Not saying that the fact is true but it says debuted at no1 wh… 05/16/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 34 +1
#16 - Not that I'm defending the man but some photographers get to a… 05/12/2014 on The Waiting Game +3
#36 - All they need to do is sharpen up really.... 05/01/2014 on Types of people +4
#165 - Did this just happen?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on So true... or is it? Or is... +1
#172 - capricarious (04/17/2014) [-]
Damn right.

I spoke some Conservative stuff on a Catalonion street corner once. I thought some reds or Antifa would come shout at me, but instead some older folks came to listen and nod in agreement.

#150 - Oh yeah dude I know. If you go to a nightclub, the hi…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on So true... or is it? Or is... +1
#160 - capricarious (04/17/2014) [-]
Good, I thought you were being whiteknight lured into their spiel.
Thats not ENTIRELY correct.Here's the actual hierachy
1. Rich guys.
2.Hot guys.
3.Hot girls.
4.Fat girls.
5.Fat guys.
6.Rich Girls.

You are correct, and then those very same fatties go and talk about PATRIARCHY and RAAAAAAAAAAAPE I WAS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPED.

They are below us. They are nothing but baiting and dishonest. Know this degenerate my friend.

Learn to hate them.

P.S.
Puppy accepted.
#165 - mollyddog (04/17/2014) [-]
Did this just happen?
#172 - capricarious (04/17/2014) [-]
Damn right.

I spoke some Conservative stuff on a Catalonion street corner once. I thought some reds or Antifa would come shout at me, but instead some older folks came to listen and nod in agreement.

#141 - See this is why I'm fat and loving it, Eventually the…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/17/2014 on So true... or is it? Or is... +2
#145 - anon (04/17/2014) [-]
No there won't.
Those fat fucking dykes believe they should be entitled to 10/10 /fit/ men.
Of which you are not.

Congratz you get fucked out the most in this deal since the fatties in the feminist movement ARE ONLY doing this so their unhealthy lifestyle can be acceptable and "preferable" over being a responsible adult and being healthy.

tl;dr.
You fat guys get fucked the worst.
In the meantime, work out, and then bang chicks who have curves.
Not rolls.
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#171 - capslockrage (04/17/2014) [-]
or how about no curves or no rolls
#150 - mollyddog (04/17/2014) [-]
Oh yeah dude I know.

If you go to a nightclub, the hierarchy is as such
1. Hot girls
2. Hot guys
3. Fat girls
4. Fat guys

Fat girls know that if they wait long enough into the night some of the hot guys will get desperate and take them home.
You have a strong passion for the subject, you should lead the campaign I was talking about.

So dear leader please accept my offering of a puppy
#160 - capricarious (04/17/2014) [-]
Good, I thought you were being whiteknight lured into their spiel.
Thats not ENTIRELY correct.Here's the actual hierachy
1. Rich guys.
2.Hot guys.
3.Hot girls.
4.Fat girls.
5.Fat guys.
6.Rich Girls.

You are correct, and then those very same fatties go and talk about PATRIARCHY and RAAAAAAAAAAAPE I WAS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPED.

They are below us. They are nothing but baiting and dishonest. Know this degenerate my friend.

Learn to hate them.

P.S.
Puppy accepted.
#165 - mollyddog (04/17/2014) [-]
Did this just happen?
#172 - capricarious (04/17/2014) [-]
Damn right.

I spoke some Conservative stuff on a Catalonion street corner once. I thought some reds or Antifa would come shout at me, but instead some older folks came to listen and nod in agreement.

#80 - Is Francis the other one? He's a Scientologist now too 04/16/2014 on Malcolm in the Closet 0