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I play the trumpet, I collect swords, and I absolutely love Hello Kitty and Pokemon!
What people say about moldybreadcrumb
latest user's comments
- Yea but he didnt meet the reckwaire ments
Robot applies for a job
- Finally, a phallic scanner for my door
Everyone FJer wants this
- Probably claiming Anon's soul after his blood sacrifice.
- Tad cooper's no lizard, he's a dragon
Duapty Bodiflo Narertinty
- its ok cuz you just got four more pages done
Disaster strikes again
- 3DS skyrim when
Skyrim for flip phone when.
Skyrim by mail when?
Skyrim on cave painting when?
- My dad used to have one of these cars. He'd always turn around…
- I hope you get everything you want. I hope you graduate colleg…
Local Facebooker On Trump
- ....crazy stuff you say?
OBVIOUSLY my laptop doesn't want me to tell you this story since I typed everything up and then right before I hit reply it crashed.
Lost 4 pages of unsaved work in Word too. Recover unsaved documents is a lie.
Any-who buckle up. Keep in mind she's clothed the whole time but dresses very sexily.
Korean girl in revealing clothing stands in a bathtub next to a giant pile of french fries. Exclaims "what do you want" in English with a Korean accent. Proceeds to pour ketchup on the fries in various ways including:
>pours ketchup from a bottle into her mouth, then spits the ketchup onto the fries
>reveals that the bathtub she is standing in is filled with ketchup, splashes ketchup into the fries
>Uses an actual shovel to dump ketchup onto the fries
>smears ketchup all over her by touching herself over her clothes, also sucks on her fingers
It's very odd but alluring
Performs fellatio on bananas. Puts banana peals into blender, drinks banana peal smoothie. Rips stuffing out of a giant banana plushie then crawls inside.
The whole time squealing the word banana
Is dressed like sexy Minnie Mouse for this one.
Essentially performs an enthusiastic handjob on a bottle of coca cola. Allows contents to spray all over her face, hair, and breasts. Discovers why you should not get coke in your eyes.
UNDER THE SEAAAAA:
Dressed as Ariel from the Little Mermaid. Sitting in giant freezer.
Opens and closes the door, revealing different sea creatures each time that she open mouth kisses.
Dances around squealing "UNDER THE SEAAAAAA" in English
There's more, but when I saw this video it was a reaction video of MaximBady because I was bored that day. He appears to have taken it down.
Also see MaxinBady for "Best Stripper Ever"
What have you linked me in my friend?
Hot girl doing crazy stuff with food.
Took me a minute to realize your name was fellatio since I didn't provide any actual links here.
Surprisingly not the weirdest thing I've been dragged into.
Well, with a user name like that I wouldn't be surprised.
it's a westaboo!
That man is more Texas than a majority of Houston combined.
Am a Texas, i'll say he comes close but not quite. Good effort though.
You may be a Texan, but you can't speak for Houston on account of our state being so damn huge.
I literally live in Houston you dip.
Didn't expect that but I'm not wrong in that depending on what part of Texas you're from, what is Texan varies a lot.
Texan here, can confirm this.
One interesting thing about Texas: The names of the towns, and settlements.
I feel sorry for those born, and raised in:
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