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#45 - Picture 05/31/2014 on Checking each 5 minutes +14
#154 - Sakurasou no pet na kanojo  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on 365 Days of FunnyJunking... +1
User avatar #155 - domps (05/26/2014) [-]
Thanks
#46 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2014 on 365 Days of FunnyJunking... +5
User avatar #143 - domps (05/26/2014) [-]
Know the name of the anime?
#154 - moketu (05/26/2014) [-]
Sakurasou no pet na kanojo
User avatar #155 - domps (05/26/2014) [-]
Thanks
#22 - Picture 05/22/2014 on I survived the Shadow People. -3
#42 - I think is to love ru 05/17/2014 on Don't tinker with her 0
#41 - It looks like to love ru 05/17/2014 on Don't tinker with her 0
#58 - I stole this from the last time this was posted 05/14/2014 on i'm coming for you... +8
#66 - This is what I´m watching and it´s really good not Detective… 05/10/2014 on Damn, harsh 0
#43 - So now we know who loves cock 05/06/2014 on chicken lover 0
#34 - Wolf guy 05/03/2014 on bark +1
#99 - No tienes nada de que disculparte después de todo si tienes l…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Hey cutie 0
User avatar #102 - macacobr (05/01/2014) [-]
Português é muito mais legal, seus bichas.
#140 - broswagonist (05/01/2014) [-]
#95 - En realidad no uso el traductor el problema es que soy dominic…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Hey cutie +1
User avatar #97 - blacklightsun (05/01/2014) [-]
No esperaba que hablaras español...
A mi parecer, acabas de escribir bastante bien.
Bueno, me disculpo por mi comentario anterior.
Todos los anglohablantes no sabrá qué decimos, Bwahahaha!
User avatar #99 - moketu (05/01/2014) [-]
No tienes nada de que disculparte después de todo si tienes la razón Taco language is best language
User avatar #102 - macacobr (05/01/2014) [-]
Português é muito mais legal, seus bichas.
#140 - broswagonist (05/01/2014) [-]
#43 - Me: Hey beautiful Her: Que tu me estas diciendo? Yo no hab…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Hey cutie +51
User avatar #93 - blacklightsun (05/01/2014) [-]
It should be:
"¿Qué dijiste? no hablo inglés"
Do you even spanish?
Don't use Google translate, it sucks with whole sentences
Nice try of a joke tho.
#115 - Womens Study Major (05/01/2014) [-]
Si si, moi bueno!

Donde esda la biblioteca?
#160 - spanishiqiustion (05/02/2014) [-]
Me llammo T-bone
la arana disco teca
#95 - moketu (05/01/2014) [-]
En realidad no uso el traductor el problema es que soy dominicano y a veces se me olvida que no todo el mundo habla/escribe igual de mal que yo
User avatar #97 - blacklightsun (05/01/2014) [-]
No esperaba que hablaras español...
A mi parecer, acabas de escribir bastante bien.
Bueno, me disculpo por mi comentario anterior.
Todos los anglohablantes no sabrá qué decimos, Bwahahaha!
User avatar #99 - moketu (05/01/2014) [-]
No tienes nada de que disculparte después de todo si tienes la razón Taco language is best language
User avatar #102 - macacobr (05/01/2014) [-]
Português é muito mais legal, seus bichas.
#140 - broswagonist (05/01/2014) [-]
#52 - Picture 04/28/2014 on Try Holding with Two Hands +1
#108 - Picture 04/14/2014 on Sen-pie 0
#96 - Internet stuff outside the internet 04/02/2014 on Oh god come on +10
#39 - >Fav this **** to remind myself I should lose …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on doesn't seem to impressive +113
#161 - Womens Study Major (03/27/2014) [-]
Use this. Easy mode weight loss.
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#5306 - I know senpai is going to notices you 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#470 - Count me the **** in,every time I start working o… 03/17/2014 on Thank you Admin, you... +1
#228 - My favorites decks are Agent, ghostrick and gusto. Well I … 03/02/2014 on Most of these are fact-checked 0
#227 - Yeah i have faced a couple of deck out decks, with AD changer,…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Most of these are fact-checked 0
User avatar #230 - tylosaurus (03/02/2014) [-]
My inferno tempest deck is a burn deck, pretty much.
What I do is summon lava golem on your side and if you attack me with it as I have inferno tempest. Boom. No more monsters for you.

Also, royal decree usually prevents burn decks, but usually the burn deck consists of spell cards and the monster which makes all life points gained turn into damage. I believe. So there's a work-around.
#228 - moketu (03/02/2014) [-]
My favorites decks are Agent, ghostrick and gusto.
Well I have to go take care
#222 - I would show you another picture but my duels are not as majes…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Most of these are fact-checked 0
#226 - tylosaurus (03/02/2014) [-]
Aaaw, thanks.

Like I said, I enjoy making my oponnent surrender, or win the battle by making myself incredibly overpowered over time.

Like exodia decks. I can spend my entire turn simply just drawing. I've lost way too many battles because I forgot to end my turn since I just kept drawing cards. Usually when I pull my best exodia deck, just sitting there, watching me draw.. It usually makes them surrender. Feels great.

I've also got a needle worm deck. Basically, it's all about making my oponnent discard their entire deck or draw their entire deck so they lose by a deck-out. Risky, but hilarious.
(I got an even more risky deck that includes Inferno Tempest. If I get the combo from the start, you'll lose all your monsters right away and then you're forced to be able to do pretty much nothing with only trap and spellcards in your deck.)
User avatar #227 - moketu (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah i have faced a couple of deck out decks, with AD changer, needle and morphing jar
And of course burn decks they are the biggets reason why I started using decree
User avatar #230 - tylosaurus (03/02/2014) [-]
My inferno tempest deck is a burn deck, pretty much.
What I do is summon lava golem on your side and if you attack me with it as I have inferno tempest. Boom. No more monsters for you.

Also, royal decree usually prevents burn decks, but usually the burn deck consists of spell cards and the monster which makes all life points gained turn into damage. I believe. So there's a work-around.
#228 - moketu (03/02/2014) [-]
My favorites decks are Agent, ghostrick and gusto.
Well I have to go take care
#211 - *.* a Fairy deck player, now I like you even more  [+] (6 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Most of these are fact-checked 0
#213 - tylosaurus (03/02/2014) [-]
It's a nice deck, really.

It just doesn't have shit on flintlock.

Look at this. Fucking look at it!
#222 - moketu (03/02/2014) [-]
I would show you another picture but my duels are not as majestics as yours
#226 - tylosaurus (03/02/2014) [-]
Aaaw, thanks.

Like I said, I enjoy making my oponnent surrender, or win the battle by making myself incredibly overpowered over time.

Like exodia decks. I can spend my entire turn simply just drawing. I've lost way too many battles because I forgot to end my turn since I just kept drawing cards. Usually when I pull my best exodia deck, just sitting there, watching me draw.. It usually makes them surrender. Feels great.

I've also got a needle worm deck. Basically, it's all about making my oponnent discard their entire deck or draw their entire deck so they lose by a deck-out. Risky, but hilarious.
(I got an even more risky deck that includes Inferno Tempest. If I get the combo from the start, you'll lose all your monsters right away and then you're forced to be able to do pretty much nothing with only trap and spellcards in your deck.)
User avatar #227 - moketu (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah i have faced a couple of deck out decks, with AD changer, needle and morphing jar
And of course burn decks they are the biggets reason why I started using decree
User avatar #230 - tylosaurus (03/02/2014) [-]
My inferno tempest deck is a burn deck, pretty much.
What I do is summon lava golem on your side and if you attack me with it as I have inferno tempest. Boom. No more monsters for you.

Also, royal decree usually prevents burn decks, but usually the burn deck consists of spell cards and the monster which makes all life points gained turn into damage. I believe. So there's a work-around.
#228 - moketu (03/02/2014) [-]
My favorites decks are Agent, ghostrick and gusto.
Well I have to go take care
#208 - You are indeed correct but like I say I run decree in my deck …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Most of these are fact-checked 0
#209 - tylosaurus (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, usually. However, a good amount use the typical spell cards as mentioned above too. Maybe not as much, but definitely often.

I myself, prefer to make the battle go my way, forcing the opponent to surrender.
#211 - moketu (03/02/2014) [-]
*.* a Fairy deck player, now I like you even more
#213 - tylosaurus (03/02/2014) [-]
It's a nice deck, really.

It just doesn't have shit on flintlock.

Look at this. Fucking look at it!
#222 - moketu (03/02/2014) [-]
I would show you another picture but my duels are not as majestics as yours
#226 - tylosaurus (03/02/2014) [-]
Aaaw, thanks.

Like I said, I enjoy making my oponnent surrender, or win the battle by making myself incredibly overpowered over time.

Like exodia decks. I can spend my entire turn simply just drawing. I've lost way too many battles because I forgot to end my turn since I just kept drawing cards. Usually when I pull my best exodia deck, just sitting there, watching me draw.. It usually makes them surrender. Feels great.

I've also got a needle worm deck. Basically, it's all about making my oponnent discard their entire deck or draw their entire deck so they lose by a deck-out. Risky, but hilarious.
(I got an even more risky deck that includes Inferno Tempest. If I get the combo from the start, you'll lose all your monsters right away and then you're forced to be able to do pretty much nothing with only trap and spellcards in your deck.)
User avatar #227 - moketu (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah i have faced a couple of deck out decks, with AD changer, needle and morphing jar
And of course burn decks they are the biggets reason why I started using decree
User avatar #230 - tylosaurus (03/02/2014) [-]
My inferno tempest deck is a burn deck, pretty much.
What I do is summon lava golem on your side and if you attack me with it as I have inferno tempest. Boom. No more monsters for you.

Also, royal decree usually prevents burn decks, but usually the burn deck consists of spell cards and the monster which makes all life points gained turn into damage. I believe. So there's a work-around.
#228 - moketu (03/02/2014) [-]
My favorites decks are Agent, ghostrick and gusto.
Well I have to go take care
#203 - Yeah but you can hurt people a lot if you use decree before th…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Most of these are fact-checked 0
User avatar #205 - tylosaurus (03/02/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, you'll be hurting yourself just as much usually, since you can't use trap cards either. That's to say if the opponent even needs to use trap cards that much.
User avatar #206 - tylosaurus (03/02/2014) [-]
or yourself for that matter.
#208 - moketu (03/02/2014) [-]
You are indeed correct but like I say I run decree in my deck so is the only trap card that I run apart from dark bribe. In YGOpro almost everyone use more traps than magic cards
#209 - tylosaurus (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, usually. However, a good amount use the typical spell cards as mentioned above too. Maybe not as much, but definitely often.

I myself, prefer to make the battle go my way, forcing the opponent to surrender.
#211 - moketu (03/02/2014) [-]
*.* a Fairy deck player, now I like you even more
#213 - tylosaurus (03/02/2014) [-]
It's a nice deck, really.

It just doesn't have shit on flintlock.

Look at this. Fucking look at it!
#222 - moketu (03/02/2014) [-]
I would show you another picture but my duels are not as majestics as yours
#226 - tylosaurus (03/02/2014) [-]
Aaaw, thanks.

Like I said, I enjoy making my oponnent surrender, or win the battle by making myself incredibly overpowered over time.

Like exodia decks. I can spend my entire turn simply just drawing. I've lost way too many battles because I forgot to end my turn since I just kept drawing cards. Usually when I pull my best exodia deck, just sitting there, watching me draw.. It usually makes them surrender. Feels great.

I've also got a needle worm deck. Basically, it's all about making my oponnent discard their entire deck or draw their entire deck so they lose by a deck-out. Risky, but hilarious.
(I got an even more risky deck that includes Inferno Tempest. If I get the combo from the start, you'll lose all your monsters right away and then you're forced to be able to do pretty much nothing with only trap and spellcards in your deck.)
User avatar #227 - moketu (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah i have faced a couple of deck out decks, with AD changer, needle and morphing jar
And of course burn decks they are the biggets reason why I started using decree
User avatar #230 - tylosaurus (03/02/2014) [-]
My inferno tempest deck is a burn deck, pretty much.
What I do is summon lava golem on your side and if you attack me with it as I have inferno tempest. Boom. No more monsters for you.

Also, royal decree usually prevents burn decks, but usually the burn deck consists of spell cards and the monster which makes all life points gained turn into damage. I believe. So there's a work-around.
#228 - moketu (03/02/2014) [-]
My favorites decks are Agent, ghostrick and gusto.
Well I have to go take care
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