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    Anyone else tired of this stuff? Anyone else tired of this stuff?
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    what do I do what do I do
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    Why did I love this. Why did I love this.
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    WHY WHY
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    I love you. I love you.
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    is it really to much to ask is it really to much to ask
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#95 - They do. I have no clue why. But they do.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on Racism nd shit +1
User avatar #96 - cookiecoketwo (12/20/2014) [-]
I know your pain, bro.
#93 - When I was a freshman a girl that I didn't know went to the of…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Racism nd shit +1
User avatar #94 - cookiecoketwo (12/20/2014) [-]
People must fuckin hate you.
User avatar #95 - mohawkgod (12/20/2014) [-]
They do. I have no clue why. But they do.
User avatar #96 - cookiecoketwo (12/20/2014) [-]
I know your pain, bro.
#90 - This is the second time this has happened to me. The first was…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Racism nd shit +1
User avatar #91 - cookiecoketwo (12/20/2014) [-]
I hate public schools for that, and my parents NEVER believe me.

Last year, I got called down because the Principle hated my guts. Two of the reasons was "I bullied a girl who tried to OD" and I was behind a giant pot bust. Both not true.
User avatar #93 - mohawkgod (12/20/2014) [-]
When I was a freshman a girl that I didn't know went to the office and clamed that I told her daily I was going to rape her. Her friends told the principal it was all a lie. That was the only one that I ever won.
User avatar #94 - cookiecoketwo (12/20/2014) [-]
People must fuckin hate you.
User avatar #95 - mohawkgod (12/20/2014) [-]
They do. I have no clue why. But they do.
User avatar #96 - cookiecoketwo (12/20/2014) [-]
I know your pain, bro.
#87 - I never confessed. Public schools are complete **** . 12/20/2014 on Racism nd shit +1
#85 - That's almost as good as my current plan to ruin the girls rep… 12/20/2014 on Racism nd shit 0
#81 - I go to a ****** public school. The principal sai…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Racism nd shit +1
User avatar #82 - mondominiman (12/20/2014) [-]
You know what you should do then. You SHOULD shoot up the school just to teach the a listen. " I wasn't lying the first time, so why should I have false claims on me when I could just do the real thing" use airsoft and remove the Orange tip. Also stay some distance so no one can tackle you and if worse comes to worse an hero and live as a martyr on FJ where we'll all love you
User avatar #85 - mohawkgod (12/20/2014) [-]
That's almost as good as my current plan to ruin the girls reputation. Her friends are already fighting with her about it. Honestly she's a 16 yr old slut with a kid so it won't be that hard. Step 2 is the rape and kill her and the child. Then lead my master race against the leaders of the wet back to in force a new era.
#77 - No. Now I regret not having one. I live on 64 acres of private… 12/20/2014 on Racism nd shit +1
#71 - I just got ******* expelled from my school becaus…  [+] (17 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Racism nd shit +2
User avatar #111 - heartlessrobot (12/20/2014) [-]
You always say "I have no idea what you're talking about, but if you don't provide evidence, I'm suing".
User avatar #88 - cookiecoketwo (12/20/2014) [-]
I got suspended this year because I "Got into a fight" The other kid clearly kicked me in the knee and I just pushed him so I could walk away.

He cried like a little ass bitch to a teacher, and I apparently "Assaulted him, for no reason." They said they checked the cameras. I asked "Show me the camera footage" And they blatantly said "No, we dont have to"
User avatar #90 - mohawkgod (12/20/2014) [-]
This is the second time this has happened to me. The first was last year when a fat dike that had a crush on my girlfriend decided she didn't want me at the school anymore. So she told a teacher she overheard me talking about a bomb I was going to use in the cafeteria. My friends all told them it was a lie. I still got suspended. Only 10 days that time.
User avatar #91 - cookiecoketwo (12/20/2014) [-]
I hate public schools for that, and my parents NEVER believe me.

Last year, I got called down because the Principle hated my guts. Two of the reasons was "I bullied a girl who tried to OD" and I was behind a giant pot bust. Both not true.
User avatar #93 - mohawkgod (12/20/2014) [-]
When I was a freshman a girl that I didn't know went to the office and clamed that I told her daily I was going to rape her. Her friends told the principal it was all a lie. That was the only one that I ever won.
User avatar #94 - cookiecoketwo (12/20/2014) [-]
People must fuckin hate you.
User avatar #95 - mohawkgod (12/20/2014) [-]
They do. I have no clue why. But they do.
User avatar #96 - cookiecoketwo (12/20/2014) [-]
I know your pain, bro.
User avatar #89 - cookiecoketwo (12/20/2014) [-]
And I dont mean a normal kick, this kid was wearing fucking COMBAT BOOTS.
User avatar #86 - xxkosukexx (12/20/2014) [-]
Lol at my old high school if you got caught doing something or someone did the school cop would lie and say he recorded it when 9/10 they didn't. They only lie to get you to confess. Public schools are trash.
User avatar #87 - mohawkgod (12/20/2014) [-]
I never confessed. Public schools are complete shit.
User avatar #78 - mondominiman (12/20/2014) [-]
They can't expel you just off someone's word. Who said they have a recording of you saying that, the girl or the staff? Most they can do is suspend you until it's all sorted out. Or maybe even have to check you every morning but I don't think they'll do that, depends on your school.
User avatar #81 - mohawkgod (12/20/2014) [-]
I go to a shitty public school. The principal said they HAD a recording of me and when I asked them if I could listen to it they said they no longer have it. So it was the bitch ( I mean fellow class mate) who had it.
User avatar #82 - mondominiman (12/20/2014) [-]
You know what you should do then. You SHOULD shoot up the school just to teach the a listen. " I wasn't lying the first time, so why should I have false claims on me when I could just do the real thing" use airsoft and remove the Orange tip. Also stay some distance so no one can tackle you and if worse comes to worse an hero and live as a martyr on FJ where we'll all love you
User avatar #85 - mohawkgod (12/20/2014) [-]
That's almost as good as my current plan to ruin the girls reputation. Her friends are already fighting with her about it. Honestly she's a 16 yr old slut with a kid so it won't be that hard. Step 2 is the rape and kill her and the child. Then lead my master race against the leaders of the wet back to in force a new era.
User avatar #73 - thesunpraiser (12/20/2014) [-]
But... Did you have a gun?
User avatar #77 - mohawkgod (12/20/2014) [-]
No. Now I regret not having one. I live on 64 acres of private land. Its all owned by my grandmother who refuses to allow guns on the property. I couldn't get to one even if I wanted to
#28 - How can the cut be an inch thick if our fingers arnt real. 12/19/2014 on Poor baby 0
#18 - Is there anyway i could just get a link to the professional? i… 07/23/2014 on Bored? 0
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