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Date Signed Up:12/26/2010
Last Login:12/19/2014
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Comment Ranking:#7186
Highest Content Rank:#1790
Highest Comment Rank:#2813
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Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Total Comments Made:468
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#10 - Picture 10/26/2014 on 300 years +7
#11 - >Machines Never gonna make it. 10/26/2014 on Luigi +7
#59 - lol, I'd perform a mass shooting inside her, m80. But se… 10/25/2014 on that's a bit sexist. 0
#39 - >Jade >A developer 10/21/2014 on women in vidya games 0
#11 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 10/15/2014 on Smart people +1
#69 - anonymous (10/15/2014) [-]
AYY LMAO
#68 - anonymous (10/15/2014) [-]
AYY LMAO
#67 - anonymous (10/15/2014) [-]
AYY LMAO
#44 - phoenikz (10/15/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #42 - dendo (10/15/2014) [-]
AYY LMAO
User avatar #41 - chrispoot (10/15/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #40 - cdarthvader (10/15/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
#33 - baconfattie (10/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - mossycabbages (10/15/2014) [-]
im ready for mr skeletal
#15 - yowutis (10/15/2014) [-]
#34 - mirin fatceps  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on yeah +1
#44 - I Am Monkey (10/15/2014) [-]
#6 - Picture 10/11/2014 on mustn't look +9
#30 - Did somebody say Zandatsu? 09/28/2014 on Burkina Faso +1
#6 - Picture 09/25/2014 on m00t h8 0
#14 - Picture 09/18/2014 on Wat +1
#23 - Why isnt anybody blaming Apple? You know the ***** …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Lel +38
#115 - fuckyosixtyminutes (09/02/2014) [-]
Because it's the hacker's fault? Oh, but they got away with it so no one knows who it is to blame so we have to blame someone within arm's reach instead.
User avatar #42 - asmodeu (09/02/2014) [-]
Why would you blame Apple when people use shit passwords like "password" or their pet name or their birthday or "1234567890" ?
User avatar #47 - sugoi (09/02/2014) [-]
If we actually find out that they 'hacked' into all 100 of those accounts by guessing 'password' or '123456789' I'm going to be very sad.
User avatar #53 - asmodeu (09/02/2014) [-]
Well, that's how brute forcing works.
You see, some clever bastards found a way to bypass Apple's limited login attempt system: through the Find my Iphone app.
So they ran a script / program that tries various strings for passwords for how long they were able to or until they found a match.
Consider this: with a very good computer you are able to crack a 16 character password in under an hour by using a string generator.

My suggestion for everybody is to use a random string generator to generate 32+ character passwords, use them, and store them somewhere safe, preferably in a way that it does not link to any of your accounts.
User avatar #54 - asmodeu (09/02/2014) [-]
Edit: you would need a computer cluster for that kind of computation.
With a normal computer it may take up to 50 years to crack completely random 16 character passwords.
User avatar #28 - sugoi (09/02/2014) [-]
Because they are uneducated pieces of poop.
User avatar #41 - linkeron (09/02/2014) [-]
Hence, why they're working at Apple, and not, say, IBM.
#4 - He's wrong because chess isn't a game of chance. 08/29/2014 on Gotta love maths exams.. +11
#14 - New and updated *****  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on GTA V on PC would be best +18
#50 - greyhoundfd (08/20/2014) [-]
I don't get it, why is the last panel empty?
#5 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/03/2014 on plot twist +188
User avatar #10 - maybetraffy (08/03/2014) [-]
the text should be on top...this way is more of a Mao ayy l
User avatar #95 - whatugawkinat (08/04/2014) [-]
Ok, so do you or anyone else here understand this whole "ayy lmao" thing? According to knowyourmeme, it has nothing to do with lmao (laughing my ass off). So is the joke the fact that the alien is saying "ayy el em ah oh", "ayy laughing my ass off" or "ayy" while laughing his/her ass off? I have yet to figure this out, and it's hilarious either way I look at it.
User avatar #102 - ZenMacros (08/04/2014) [-]
Since reading that article, I've just come to assume that it isn't meant to be understood. It's just a stupid thing that I guess is supposed to be in an alien language or something.
User avatar #81 - treeclimberIoI (08/04/2014) [-]
so im not wierd for saying it la-ma-oh
#20 - micekill (08/04/2014) [-]
isn't that better tho
#2 - 10/10 07/24/2014 on Cute +15
#26 - >this thread  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Were You Sitting In His Spot +14
#33 - MaelRadec (07/17/2014) [-]
#32 - malcolmcz (07/17/2014) [-]
what the fuck
#17 - Comment deleted 06/22/2014 on well well well wot we got er 0
#36 - Episodes 3-6 were leaked a while back. They're in Spanis… 06/15/2014 on LoK Book 3 Trailer Analysis -1
#10 - Picture 06/11/2014 on Knight Brienne of House Tyson +23
#96 - Oh boy is it time for Le ************** already? 06/09/2014 on not stolen oc +7
#86 - Picture 05/27/2014 on Sheldon being Sheldon… +2
#10 - I'm the top cytologist at the FBI and i think i can tell whats…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Dem Feels +8
#34 - Dember (05/23/2014) [-]
I took it to mean that every single one of them got their heads chopped off, but I may be wrong...
User avatar #19 - slenderwolf (05/03/2014) [-]
You are correct on all accounts, but at my first look over I took the "Familiar tone" as Lady's sigh
User avatar #13 - lamarsmithgot (05/03/2014) [-]
nigga are you serious
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on Crossover 0
#16 - letrollzor (04/27/2014) [-]
Woop woop
#11 - Im sure the internet does cause some PTSD, some Pretty T… 04/23/2014 on R U Shitting Me? 0
#50 - It's taken out of context since there is no context given to t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2014 on You have been redpilld -1
User avatar #52 - schnizel (04/19/2014) [-]
And do I really need to explain what:
Quran (8:39) - "And fight with them until there is no more fitna (disorder, unbelief) and religion should be only for Allah"
Oh well.
Some translations interpret "fitna" as "persecution", but the traditional understanding of this word is not supported by the historical context. The Meccans were simply refusing Muhammad access to their city during Haj. Other Muslims were allowed to travel there - just not as an armed group, since Muhammad had declared war on Mecca prior to his eviction. The Meccans were also acting in defense of their religion, since it was Muhammad's intention to destroy their idols and establish Islam by force (which he later did). Hence the critical part of this verse is to fight until "religion is only for Allah", meaning that the true justification of violence was the unbelief of the opposition. According to the Sira (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 324) Muhammad further explains that "Allah must have no rivals."
User avatar #51 - schnizel (04/19/2014) [-]
Enjoy.
www.islam-watch.org/books/islamic-jihad-legacy-of-forced-conversion-imperialism-slavery.pdf
I read this book and found it fascinating. “Islamic
Jihad” is a comprehensive reference, which
entails in detail lots of facts about Islam and its
prophet, in historical and current times. It is ve
ry
well documented. All that makes it a must read to a
ll of those, who want to understand the driving
force behind Jihad and terror.
– Sami Al Raba, Author of
Veiled Atrocities
I would call "Islamic Jihad" a masterpiece and a gr
eat contribution to humanity. Like a
spellbound man, I have gone through this book. I wi
ll call it a mighty weapon against Islam.
– Shamsuzzoha Manik, Scholar and author of Islam
"Islamic Jihad" is of huge magnitude, in depth and
has a great scope. Much of the historical
material is largely unknown and greatly needed. It
has done a remarkable job on slavery. This
work is a blessing to humanity.
– Bill Warner, Scholar and author on Islam; Directo
r of
Center for the Study of Political Islam

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#3 - trollerxx (08/08/2012) [-]
Are you muslim too
User avatar #2 - xhamodeyx (01/17/2012) [-]
Your an arabic, right?
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