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#39 - Turtwig or mudkip. But more than likely turtwig 08/11/2014 on Torture on a whole new level. +2
#45 - Picture 08/07/2014 on fry will be back in a... 0
#6 - All i wanted is some one to just run up to the stage and spike… 08/03/2014 on Physics +2
#140 - sweet. i didn't do half bad! 08/02/2014 on Thanks Verizon 0
#405 - **moggz rolls 4,777** 08/01/2014 on skyrim roll game 0
#2 - Why would record him taking a **** . thats gross sir 07/27/2014 on Gold Drip +7
#17 - You seen what happend to tumblr. I am on my knees taking it to… 07/22/2014 on 4chan 0
#4 - 7 time mahvel champion. Justin wong shut down the faggot Chris… 07/17/2014 on imagine how excited he'd... 0
#27 - still needs a wasted gif 07/12/2014 on girl has balls -1
#22 - It wasn't him who said that. It was some tards at B. They foun…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on One does not simply... 0
User avatar #54 - dangler (07/05/2014) [-]
His name is bigmantyrone. He's fukken awesome
#1474 - i am perfect  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Rate Yourself +23
#1479 - braindeadmetalhead (07/04/2014) [-]
Swelling with American pride right now.
#1481 - JackThePornKing (07/04/2014) [-]
#1542 - kunterz (07/04/2014) [-]
#131 - Picture 07/03/2014 on Finally reached it +1
#26 - FOOTBALL IS SO BAD ASS IT NEEDS TWO DIFFERENT COLORS! LOL SOCC…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on favorite sport by country -2
User avatar #30 - Blackizzle (06/23/2014) [-]
You're trying too hard.
#50 - and then the guy sued him and the city for injuries sustained … 06/13/2014 on Off Duty Cop Saves Mans Life 0
#1 - No wasted gif? i am saddened  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Perfect Hit +4
#20 - presidentmoose (06/11/2014) [-]
there's one floating around here somewhere. My balls are tingling, it must be near
#560 - HAVING A GOOD TIME in my ass. queen 06/04/2014 on Add "in my ass" +1
#1 - I just love that the car on the left caught fire. Its just lik… 05/25/2014 on Don't text and drive. 0
#66 - I was so hoping a dildo was gonna pop out from a random slot. … 05/21/2014 on aw -2
#17 - no it wasn't. It was about a navy bomb disposal tech that had … 05/20/2014 on Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom 0
#43 - Halo sucks. Worst fps game ever. And i really feel like this. …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/19/2014 on me want! -7
User avatar #53 - crazycommando (05/19/2014) [-]
it may not be a great fps, but the stroy line and univers is beyond awesome and is IMO one of the best out there
so i must cordially say this : fuck you kindly
User avatar #55 - sptnfouroneseven (05/19/2014) [-]
Reach and 4 fucked the story up so bad it's literally shit. Reach BARELY scraped by as a decent enough game for me to play enough, but I refuse to touch 4 with a ten foot pole. They added class creation to try and keepup with CoD, which is fucking retarded, making the weapon spawns not as significant anymore in multiplayer, I can find every BR on any Halo 3 map made, because I memorized them for when I ended up playing Rumble Pit, or something retarded like Classic Slayer(Which started with AR/Pistol).

As for the story, Reach's story has Spartan 3s(Who wouldn't have been on Reach at the time) says that the Pillar wasn't in orbit fighting off the Covenant, and awaiting Chief and Linda to return from enacting Cole Protocol on an orbital defense platform, and that Cortana is part FORERUNNER AI. No, she was straight up, taken out of Halsey's Brain, then integrated with Forerunner data on Installation 04 in the Control Room. Halo 4 fucked the story up further, because they added that bullshit "Hurr Ancient Humans fought the Forerunners" shit into it, which there's no evidence at all, of it in any previous game, book, anime, or other source of information. And you know what Halo 5 is going to be about? Trying to get Cortana back(Probably succeeding through some plot twist) even though, SHE WENT RAMPANT AND DELETED HERSELF FROM THE INSIDE. To all the fucks that were sad/surprised when Cortana 'died' we all knew it was coming, Smart AIs last 7-8 years, she was pushing that limit -HARD-.

That, is why Halo 4 sucks dick, and I refuse to touch it. I will however, GLADLY buy HD remakes of 2 and 3.
#68 - daichialkoor (05/19/2014) [-]
Ancient humans are part of the novels dude, as for reach, it only follows the books too.
User avatar #73 - sptnfouroneseven (05/19/2014) [-]
The Ancient Humans, were added into the new books, AFTER the re-write of Reach(Yes it was re-written to help make the game Cannon) in the first book, The Fall of Reach, there are no Spartan 3s, and chief was in Orbit, not asleep until he got back, then the Pillar jumped. Learn your shit before you try to correct me.
#74 - daichialkoor (05/20/2014) [-]
wow, you do seem upset dude, I was just speaking about what I know, I'm a not a diehard fanboy like you seem to be, no offense, but it doesn't change my life to know that, adding to that you could remained polite and calm.
User avatar #76 - sptnfouroneseven (05/21/2014) [-]
People try to correct others on matters that they know nothing about, that irritates me. Reach follows the -new- book so they didn't seem like they fucked the lore, I even think the new Fall of Reach is written by someone NOT Eric Nylund who wrote the first three books, Fall of Reach, The Flood(Which is Halo 1 with added details) and First Contact.
User avatar #45 - Keoul (05/19/2014) [-]
Good sir, why do you think Halo sucks?
User avatar #47 - damping (05/19/2014) [-]
His favorite game is Time Splitters 2, which was a great game, but it didn't have multi-player. From what I can tell he sucks at multi-player and hates getting his shit rocked.
User avatar #49 - iamabunwolf (05/19/2014) [-]
it did have multiplayer, but only if you had some weird ass addition to the playstation 2 that a total of like 3 people had.. but it did technically exist.
User avatar #48 - Keoul (05/19/2014) [-]
Yeah that makes sense.
#46 - ultimatebuttercup (05/19/2014) [-]
Because he thinks COD is a decent franchise.
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#3 - no wasted version? 05/09/2014 on Bitch 0
#36 - This is an issue with the world today. People are never told n…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2014 on pure awesome +1
User avatar #45 - malhaloc (05/08/2014) [-]
The point being eventually you figure it out on your own that you're not one of those people and settle down or you succeed. It's the people who don't try at all that are the failures.
User avatar #43 - manofparody (05/08/2014) [-]
Doesn't mean people shouldn't try.
#41 - littlebigr (05/08/2014) [-]
No we can't all be bill gates or rock stars, but the actual will power, effort, ingenuity, and whatever else you may require, is very hard to find. Not everyone has what it takes, and most people realize that. However, the people that do have a chance, especially someone that refuses to give up their dream (therefore already showing signs of having the willpower to make his dream reality), should definitely go for it.
#5 - I really love these gifs. 05/07/2014 on I can show you the world +1


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