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#404 - maybe your DM should avoid using traps and such for a while, s…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
User avatar #407 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
he doesnt
to him if theres no traps then it means what hes doing is working or hes due
were just trying to convince him to chill
#400 - sorry for your loss! but at least you coped with it. 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... +2
#392 - he ded or mad?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
User avatar #450 - zekeon (02/26/2015) [-]
Don't know.
#388 - yeah okay, that sounds more reasonable  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
User avatar #391 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
yea just small stuff like that, but i feel that does the opposite of deter him -_-"
User avatar #404 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
maybe your DM should avoid using traps and such for a while, so he'll get tired of all his fruitless checks!
User avatar #407 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
he doesnt
to him if theres no traps then it means what hes doing is working or hes due
were just trying to convince him to chill
#380 - punish him for trying to be perceptive? like him getting an an…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
User avatar #381 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
no just make things harder for him, like if he acts paranoid and then botches one of his 50 spot checks my DM will be like oh you missed X roll dodge
User avatar #388 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
yeah okay, that sounds more reasonable
User avatar #391 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
yea just small stuff like that, but i feel that does the opposite of deter him -_-"
User avatar #404 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
maybe your DM should avoid using traps and such for a while, so he'll get tired of all his fruitless checks!
User avatar #407 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
he doesnt
to him if theres no traps then it means what hes doing is working or hes due
were just trying to convince him to chill
#372 - sounds annoying, but at least your group should be safe from t…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
User avatar #375 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
nah my DM is my roommate and hes like
i will get you guys when i want to but he needs to chill cuz i will punish it

soooooo ya
User avatar #380 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
punish him for trying to be perceptive? like him getting an aneurysm from a sensory overload on a bad roll?
User avatar #381 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
no just make things harder for him, like if he acts paranoid and then botches one of his 50 spot checks my DM will be like oh you missed X roll dodge
User avatar #388 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
yeah okay, that sounds more reasonable
User avatar #391 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
yea just small stuff like that, but i feel that does the opposite of deter him -_-"
User avatar #404 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
maybe your DM should avoid using traps and such for a while, so he'll get tired of all his fruitless checks!
User avatar #407 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
he doesnt
to him if theres no traps then it means what hes doing is working or hes due
were just trying to convince him to chill
#365 - did something like that last session; the group was having som…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
User avatar #368 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
yea good luck man :/
im lucky my friends arent like that
we just have 1 guy that likes to think the worst so its literally every 2 seconds
check check check check check
i roll to sense this that this here that
what if he did bla bla bla
this could be bad weve been tricked

like the most outlandish shit and our DM is like dude, its the begining and im not an asshole
User avatar #372 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
sounds annoying, but at least your group should be safe from traps etc.
User avatar #375 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
nah my DM is my roommate and hes like
i will get you guys when i want to but he needs to chill cuz i will punish it

soooooo ya
User avatar #380 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
punish him for trying to be perceptive? like him getting an aneurysm from a sensory overload on a bad roll?
User avatar #381 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
no just make things harder for him, like if he acts paranoid and then botches one of his 50 spot checks my DM will be like oh you missed X roll dodge
User avatar #388 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
yeah okay, that sounds more reasonable
User avatar #391 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
yea just small stuff like that, but i feel that does the opposite of deter him -_-"
User avatar #404 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
maybe your DM should avoid using traps and such for a while, so he'll get tired of all his fruitless checks!
User avatar #407 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
he doesnt
to him if theres no traps then it means what hes doing is working or hes due
were just trying to convince him to chill
#342 - the problem is, they're all new to tabletops. i got them into …  [+] (11 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
User avatar #345 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
hmmm i guess if they take the spotlight punish em? theyll learn the hard way to be modest maybe?
User avatar #365 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
did something like that last session; the group was having some kind of mexican-standoff-hostage-situation, one of them tried to rush into a bunch of goblins and rescue the hostage. he promptly got knocked the fuck out and would've died, but i cheated a bit and let him live i really wanted to kill him for his stupidity, but killing new players for overestimating themselves is kind of a shitty move imo . i really hope he learned his lesson..
User avatar #368 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
yea good luck man :/
im lucky my friends arent like that
we just have 1 guy that likes to think the worst so its literally every 2 seconds
check check check check check
i roll to sense this that this here that
what if he did bla bla bla
this could be bad weve been tricked

like the most outlandish shit and our DM is like dude, its the begining and im not an asshole
User avatar #372 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
sounds annoying, but at least your group should be safe from traps etc.
User avatar #375 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
nah my DM is my roommate and hes like
i will get you guys when i want to but he needs to chill cuz i will punish it

soooooo ya
User avatar #380 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
punish him for trying to be perceptive? like him getting an aneurysm from a sensory overload on a bad roll?
User avatar #381 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
no just make things harder for him, like if he acts paranoid and then botches one of his 50 spot checks my DM will be like oh you missed X roll dodge
User avatar #388 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
yeah okay, that sounds more reasonable
User avatar #391 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
yea just small stuff like that, but i feel that does the opposite of deter him -_-"
User avatar #404 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
maybe your DM should avoid using traps and such for a while, so he'll get tired of all his fruitless checks!
User avatar #407 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
he doesnt
to him if theres no traps then it means what hes doing is working or hes due
were just trying to convince him to chill
#303 - looks good to me, maybe try growing a beard!? 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
#294 - I have to prepare a DnD-session for tonight and have zero moti…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
User avatar #322 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
make the campaign harder for them when they over analyze shit
tell them youre a forgiving DM and they should relax

that or tell them theyve been cursed where when they suspect bad things to happen they will
User avatar #342 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
the problem is, they're all new to tabletops. i got them into DnD because i wanted to try DM'ing and figured it would be easier with a bunch of new players..
but now i'm stuck with some of the worst self-insert mary sues i've ever seen and everybody wants the fucking spotlight all for himself.
i thought i was prepared for that kind of faggotry, but i apparently can't handle it. i think i'll subtlety call them out on their bullshit and hope that it'll get better
User avatar #345 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
hmmm i guess if they take the spotlight punish em? theyll learn the hard way to be modest maybe?
User avatar #365 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
did something like that last session; the group was having some kind of mexican-standoff-hostage-situation, one of them tried to rush into a bunch of goblins and rescue the hostage. he promptly got knocked the fuck out and would've died, but i cheated a bit and let him live i really wanted to kill him for his stupidity, but killing new players for overestimating themselves is kind of a shitty move imo . i really hope he learned his lesson..
User avatar #368 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
yea good luck man :/
im lucky my friends arent like that
we just have 1 guy that likes to think the worst so its literally every 2 seconds
check check check check check
i roll to sense this that this here that
what if he did bla bla bla
this could be bad weve been tricked

like the most outlandish shit and our DM is like dude, its the begining and im not an asshole
User avatar #372 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
sounds annoying, but at least your group should be safe from traps etc.
User avatar #375 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
nah my DM is my roommate and hes like
i will get you guys when i want to but he needs to chill cuz i will punish it

soooooo ya
User avatar #380 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
punish him for trying to be perceptive? like him getting an aneurysm from a sensory overload on a bad roll?
User avatar #381 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
no just make things harder for him, like if he acts paranoid and then botches one of his 50 spot checks my DM will be like oh you missed X roll dodge
User avatar #388 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
yeah okay, that sounds more reasonable
User avatar #391 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
yea just small stuff like that, but i feel that does the opposite of deter him -_-"
User avatar #404 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
maybe your DM should avoid using traps and such for a while, so he'll get tired of all his fruitless checks!
User avatar #407 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
he doesnt
to him if theres no traps then it means what hes doing is working or hes due
were just trying to convince him to chill
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