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#16 - The thing with the german e-bikes is that the motor just assis… 01/25/2015 on I like to ride my bicycle +1
#7 - Everything has a gravitational lensing effect, but it's only s… 01/19/2015 on (untitled) 0
#3 - obviously they are about the literal altitude duh  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on High.. +29
User avatar #19 - Sunburn (01/10/2015) [-]
As a resident of Colorado, I confirm this.
#36 - It just means habitat...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on cool words only existing in... 0
User avatar #39 - testaburger (01/09/2015) [-]
Don't nitpick. A lot of these words can be translated perfectly well.
#325 - 2014-04-22 harrykleinpodcast franz! april 2014 in my pants 12/31/2014 on In my pants 0
#73 - large tortellini  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Clint Eastwood +6
#184 - Tortellini (12/08/2014) [-]
No, I'm actually pretty short.
#3 - obviously one cop missed the chest 11/30/2014 on Citation needed 0
#28 - 82kg, 9% bodyfat  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Jacuzzi Suit 0
User avatar #29 - satanisrealgod (11/29/2014) [-]
husky
#3 - well it yould be extremely heavy, and most of the time the foi…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Jacuzzi Suit +100
User avatar #25 - satanisrealgod (11/29/2014) [-]
You mean like your body, you fat fuck
#28 - moechler (11/29/2014) [-]
82kg, 9% bodyfat
User avatar #29 - satanisrealgod (11/29/2014) [-]
husky
#5 - Translates to "floor-sanding-rental" Y…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Ay Macarana +4
#6 - trailoftears (11/28/2014) [-]
saftsackpressermaschinenputzlappeningenieurslampenreinigungsbatteriewechsel
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to anyone not speaking german, it doesn't make sense but it's technically a correct word. for something that could - in theory - exist. And no, i won't translate it for you. Not even for a klondike bar.
#39 - dasbrot (11/29/2014) [-]
I'm German and this is fucking with me. I think it's describing a machine that cleans juicebags, elongates faucets, replaces batteries, and something involving clothing salesmen, corporate information and assistance programs. I'm a little rusty tho.
#21 - dovakeks (11/28/2014) [-]
That is stupid as fuck.
#16 - GmCity (11/28/2014) [-]
What about six Klondike bars?
User avatar #11 - honkan (11/28/2014) [-]
sack juice presser machine plaster overlap engineering lamp cleaning cordless drill battery replacement adapter sockets elongata insurance strings twirrungs experts familiar manclothing manufacturing company maintenance helper customer care room cleaning power team of experts company logo information assistant community action treason.

Google is not being a lot of help.
#10 - satrenkotheone (11/28/2014) [-]
What a bout a bratwurst?
#42 - trailoftears (11/29/2014) [-]
Tempting, but no.

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#8 - jonnyfrosty (11/21/2014) [-]
You and me, m8, you and me
#9 to #8 - moechler (11/21/2014) [-]
we're like pumpkin and honey bunny ‚ô•
#11 to #10 - moechler (11/21/2014) [-]
you really seem to be into spongebob, does he guide your way through the valey of the shadow of death and does he die for your sins? For he is truely spongebob Squarepants, the lord and saviour
User avatar #12 to #11 - jonnyfrosty (11/21/2014) [-]
r u dum i just had le reactionpics at hand nignog
#13 to #12 - moechler (11/21/2014) [-]
420 praise it fggt

User avatar #2 - nge (11/09/2012) [-]
Brilliant.
User avatar #1 - dafunkad (11/09/2012) [-]
fr ?
#4 to #1 - moechler (01/20/2014) [-]
after over a year of wondering what the **** you were trying to say, one question: What the **** were you trying to say?
User avatar #5 to #4 - dafunkad (01/20/2014) [-]
dfuo fezej baf ichrt ?
User avatar #6 to #5 - dafunkad (01/20/2014) [-]
nah i was just asking if you were french
#7 to #6 - moechler (01/20/2014) [-]
Nope german... you're french?
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