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#63 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Madden La Madden +3
#79 - unfitninjuh (09/06/2014) [-]
I love you for this 10/10
#1 - Picture 09/06/2014 on Madden Giferator +1
#209 - Video sauce plz 09/05/2014 on Sasha Grey +1
#152577 - Absolutely! First off, I want to direct you to this w… 09/02/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#152549 - I get it really often. As an avid lucid dreamer I typically ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #152568 - scapeartist (09/01/2014) [-]
I've always wanted to get into lucid dreaming. Do you have any suggestions on how I can accomplish this?
User avatar #152577 - moarpotatos (09/02/2014) [-]
Absolutely!

First off, I want to direct you to this website: www.world-of-lucid-dreaming.com/
It has a plethora of great information.

Now, here are the 4 most important things:

1. You absolutely must must MUST have a dream journal. No exceptions. When you wake up, before you think about anything else, remember what you were dreaming about and write it down. It'll be hard at first, but you will train your subconscious into thinking dreams are important information and it will get much easier to remember.
2. Reality checks. Look up some good ones and find what suits you. In dreams, the part of your brain responsible for logic is inactive, so batshit crazy occurrences will seem perfectly normal. However, dreams have certain... "glitches" in them. The only way to have a lucid dream is to exploit one of these "glitches". For example, in dreams, you will usually have way more or way less fingers on your hand. So, a great reality check (also my favorite) is to check your hands. If you have an obscure number of fingers, holy shit you're dreaming. You have to train yourself to reality check as much as possible. You have to do at least 20 reality checks a day, no less. That way, it will become habit and you will do it in a dream. Find two reality checks you like and do them consistently.
3. The technique that works wonders for me and a lot of other people is called Wake Back to Bed (WBTB). There are a lot of variations, but the basic idea is you wake yourself up in the middle of the night after your REM cycles have begun, stay awake for 20 minutes or so while thinking about lucid dreaming, and then go back to sleep.
4. Say "tonight I will have a lucid dream" 10 times a day. Think about lucid dreaming before bed. Go on reddit.com/r/luciddreaming. This is all to train your subconscious.

Do those 4 things and you will have your first LD in no time. And don't get discouraged, it took me months to have my first. Feel free to PM me anytime.
User avatar #152556 - heraske (09/01/2014) [-]
It was raining outside and I could hear the drops hit the ground, but when I went into SP, it turned into a buzzing sound similar to that of a swarm of mosquitoes. I was like "Oh shit oh shit oh shit" because for some reason I knew I was in SP because I could see shit but couldn't move/felt like I was paralyzed. I didn't see anything as I only was looking at my wall, but I didn't want my brain to fuck me over.
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User avatar #151686 - aherorising (08/27/2014) [-]
good one!
also, make sure to slice the tomato in small cubes, not slices. I often find it annoying when eating a sandwich, and dragging a whole slice of tomato out instead of biting it off.
#151354 - If you're just looking to learn a few self-defense moves to pr… 08/25/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1

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#183 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#153 to #152 - moarpotatos (01/05/2013) [-]
Hell. Yeah. Bro.
#140 - weissessand (10/24/2012) [-]
I have been a huge fan of them for quite a while. They are just great. Ironically I find them quite uplifting at times even though their music can be quite dark.
User avatar #129 - jollypiratedonut (10/11/2012) [-]
ur naym es misleeden. u dun evn hav eny potaytoz.
#130 to #129 - moarpotatos (10/11/2012) [-]
Oh i do. I have lots of potatos baby. You wanna find out where they are ?
#100 - blartonfairweather (09/23/2012) [-]
K.
All done.

Since I know you like to do drugs ;)
#101 to #100 - moarpotatos (09/23/2012) [-]
THAT IS AWESOME! I WOVE IT   
   
...Even though I hate drugs and spent 20 hours helping out the SADD for community service :D
THAT IS AWESOME! I WOVE IT

...Even though I hate drugs and spent 20 hours helping out the SADD for community service :D
#102 to #101 - blartonfairweather (09/23/2012) [-]
SCOORREEEEE.

And I know I was just joking with ya, heh.
#107 to #106 - moarpotatos (09/23/2012) [-]
Mitt Romney 2012. Not Obama supporter. Just like Picture.
#108 to #107 - blartonfairweather (09/23/2012) [-]
You serious?





You serious?
#109 to #108 - moarpotatos (09/23/2012) [-]
Dead serious. You want to have a political debate?
#110 to #109 - blartonfairweather (09/23/2012) [-]
No, no, I am fine.

Just lost all respect for you, that's all...
User avatar #111 to #110 - moarpotatos (09/23/2012) [-]
Lost respect for a political viewpoint? My Mom works 6 days a week and cooks, cleans, and pays for me to go to school. She doesn't even have health insurance and she needs glasses because she can't see and she cannot get them. It can be saddening when you see your mother get 4 hours a sleep a night at work constantly only to not even receive half of the healthcare she deserves.
Why?
****** Obamacare. ****** Obama income redistribution. God forbid my Mom gets healhcare, because we need to make sure all the illegals get it first.

And you lose all respect for me because I don't support Obama?
#112 to #111 - blartonfairweather (09/23/2012) [-]
Okkaaayyyy.   
   
But Mitt Romney is still 						*******					 crazy, you cannot honestly think what he is   
doing is right. The guy is a 						*******					 joke, honestly he has no idea what he is doing,   
he can't run a 						*******					 country. We let him into office and this who country will go to   
absolute 						****					. He is just a money grabber, doesn't care about the "people". He is    
promising things that he will never give, just people like him more and elect him   
into office.   
   
He is a complete idiot. He is gunna make things even worse than Obama has it   
right now! I don't think you know what Mitt Romney has been doing, man...
Okkaaayyyy.

But Mitt Romney is still ******* crazy, you cannot honestly think what he is
doing is right. The guy is a ******* joke, honestly he has no idea what he is doing,
he can't run a ******* country. We let him into office and this who country will go to
absolute **** . He is just a money grabber, doesn't care about the "people". He is
promising things that he will never give, just people like him more and elect him
into office.

He is a complete idiot. He is gunna make things even worse than Obama has it
right now! I don't think you know what Mitt Romney has been doing, man...
#95 - blartonfairweather (09/11/2012) [-]
Duuuuddddeeee, I am learning how to make gifs!    
   
How do you like this one? c: It's nothing special, just my first one.
Duuuuddddeeee, I am learning how to make gifs!

How do you like this one? c: It's nothing special, just my first one.
User avatar #97 to #96 - moarpotatos (09/12/2012) [-]
Lol I'm just joking. It's really cool that you can make gifs. If I had the time and or patience, I would learn. Good luck with them! You'll make some great stuff I bet.
#98 to #97 - blartonfairweather (09/12/2012) [-]
Haha, thanks, man! I will try to! It is actually quite easy to make them...   
   
<--- Made this one too :3
Haha, thanks, man! I will try to! It is actually quite easy to make them...

<--- Made this one too :3
User avatar #92 - firstdodobird (09/09/2012) [-]
HI There Friend :D
User avatar #93 to #92 - moarpotatos (09/09/2012) [-]
Also, like I tell all my friends, I make grafic animals, mostly grafic cats. Would you like me to show them to you?
#94 to #93 - firstdodobird (09/09/2012) [-]
Please do, :D
Please do, :D
#75 to #74 - moarpotatos (09/07/2012) [-]
AWESOME!
AWESOME!
#23 - blartonfairweather (08/31/2012) [-]
Massive dump incoming!!
#36 to #23 - moarpotatos (08/31/2012) [-]
YEESSS! YESSS!
YEESSS! YESSS!
#35 to #34 - blartonfairweather (08/31/2012) [-]
I'm gunna stop here...
#21 - blartonfairweather (08/30/2012) [-]
I made a new cat! :D
User avatar #22 to #21 - moarpotatos (08/30/2012) [-]
Nice!
#20 - blartonfairweather (08/30/2012) [-]
Giant bird pictures...?
#19 - blartonfairweather (08/30/2012) [-]
He has a good face, I see much potential for him.
#17 - blartonfairweather (08/30/2012) [-]
A couple lemur faces :3
#9 - blartonfairweather (08/30/2012) [-]
Start off with a pug, cuz i know you like dem ;)

I cropped out the face for you too.
#13 to #11 - blartonfairweather (08/30/2012) [-]
idk what this is...but yaaa...
#15 to #14 - blartonfairweather (08/30/2012) [-]
Uhm, this guy...
#16 to #15 - blartonfairweather (08/30/2012) [-]
A very high goat...
#3 - blartonfairweather (08/20/2012) [-]
Done! Hope you enjoy :3
User avatar #5 to #3 - moarpotatos (08/20/2012) [-]
I love it! It's awesome!
What software did you use?
User avatar #6 to #5 - blartonfairweather (08/20/2012) [-]
Thank youu :3 and I use Adobe Photoshop CS4, my man :D
User avatar #1 - rrenierr (06/24/2012) [-]
Thanks for all the advice man!
comment viginity taken!
User avatar #2 to #1 - moarpotatos (06/25/2012) [-]
Oh its no problem at all. Glad I was able to help!
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