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#350 - well what you said makes no sense whatsoever, so it would appe… 03/03/2013 on Money or Peace 0
#178 - You say mate, but Home Depot isn't in England.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on Bit by a dad 0
User avatar #181 - vatra (03/03/2013) [-]
I didn't know they had Lowe's but not Home Depot in England I've never been to England. That isn't so much a preference as a necessity by that point. As to your second point below, why would I bother lying on something that is opinion based? I just gave you my grandpa's opinion when he was still in the business, but again opinion, so you can shop where ever you please mate.
#177 - Why do I know you're lying just to appease yourself in this argument? 03/03/2013 on Bit by a dad 0
#156 - Yeah, or 15 years of construction experience. It's a commonly… 03/03/2013 on Bit by a dad 0
#155 - Other than working construction for 15 years, and knowing wher…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2013 on Bit by a dad 0
User avatar #174 - vatra (03/03/2013) [-]
Haha opinion mate, my grandpa was a contractor for forty years and he much preferred Home Depot.
User avatar #178 - mmajunkie (03/03/2013) [-]
You say mate, but Home Depot isn't in England.
User avatar #181 - vatra (03/03/2013) [-]
I didn't know they had Lowe's but not Home Depot in England I've never been to England. That isn't so much a preference as a necessity by that point. As to your second point below, why would I bother lying on something that is opinion based? I just gave you my grandpa's opinion when he was still in the business, but again opinion, so you can shop where ever you please mate.
User avatar #177 - mmajunkie (03/03/2013) [-]
Why do I know you're lying just to appease yourself in this argument?
#17 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Boobformers 0
#25 - lymphoma (03/02/2013) [-]
And then you realise she's actually doing cock pushups.
User avatar #23 - RaptorJesus (03/02/2013) [-]
I dont even have tits, but that seems painful....
User avatar #27 - rebby (03/02/2013) [-]
id try it to let you know but my boobs arent fake enough
but it probably hurts alot
User avatar #21 - koocluks (03/02/2013) [-]
sauce
#6 - Picture 03/02/2013 on wordswordswords 0
#9 - You're basing this information on what, exactly?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Bit by a dad -1
#16 - KnowinglyUnknown (03/02/2013) [-]
Probably the same "information" you are: assumption!


My dad uses Home Depot and his dad uses Home Depot.
User avatar #156 - mmajunkie (03/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, or 15 years of construction experience. It's a commonly known fact that Lowe's provides more adequate supplies for 'real construction'. Home Depot is for women to pick out fancy lights and shit.
User avatar #14 - vatra (03/02/2013) [-]
I could ask you the same thing about your assumption about real dads using Lowe's.
User avatar #155 - mmajunkie (03/03/2013) [-]
Other than working construction for 15 years, and knowing where contractors and otherwise 'real men' go..... I guess nothing.
User avatar #174 - vatra (03/03/2013) [-]
Haha opinion mate, my grandpa was a contractor for forty years and he much preferred Home Depot.
User avatar #178 - mmajunkie (03/03/2013) [-]
You say mate, but Home Depot isn't in England.
User avatar #181 - vatra (03/03/2013) [-]
I didn't know they had Lowe's but not Home Depot in England I've never been to England. That isn't so much a preference as a necessity by that point. As to your second point below, why would I bother lying on something that is opinion based? I just gave you my grandpa's opinion when he was still in the business, but again opinion, so you can shop where ever you please mate.
User avatar #177 - mmajunkie (03/03/2013) [-]
Why do I know you're lying just to appease yourself in this argument?
#14 - MFW Brits call booze 'nibbly pibbly twinkly drinks' 03/02/2013 on It's Friday afternoon... +10
#13 - Picture 03/02/2013 on That is a good name for a... +15
#16 - Weapon of Mass Destruction  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2013 on Evolution of the cell phone +1
User avatar #17 - atheistzilla (03/02/2013) [-]
ha that´s pretty funny

thanks
#13 - come at me bro 03/02/2013 on Playing Ring Toss with smoke +15
#54 - FALSE He said he LEARNED the new trick … 03/02/2013 on Monkey Trouble 0
#6 - Real dads use Lowe's.  [+] (14 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Bit by a dad +1
#43 - zulishmidu (03/02/2013) [-]
I use Lowe's when I'm in my town because it's one block closer. If I'm driving around doing jobs I use the which ever is closer.
User avatar #40 - nerdicorn (03/02/2013) [-]
lol.
No
User avatar #37 - kgfsjholis (03/02/2013) [-]
That gif looks so awesome I just looked at the clock and 10 minutes went by...... God I love weed.
User avatar #23 - nigalthornberry (03/02/2013) [-]
I use Menards sometimes
#8 - N. Korean citizen (03/02/2013) [-]
then they call the contractor who uses Home Depot
#9 - mmajunkie (03/02/2013) [-]
You're basing this information on what, exactly?
#16 - KnowinglyUnknown (03/02/2013) [-]
Probably the same "information" you are: assumption!


My dad uses Home Depot and his dad uses Home Depot.
User avatar #156 - mmajunkie (03/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, or 15 years of construction experience. It's a commonly known fact that Lowe's provides more adequate supplies for 'real construction'. Home Depot is for women to pick out fancy lights and shit.
User avatar #14 - vatra (03/02/2013) [-]
I could ask you the same thing about your assumption about real dads using Lowe's.
User avatar #155 - mmajunkie (03/03/2013) [-]
Other than working construction for 15 years, and knowing where contractors and otherwise 'real men' go..... I guess nothing.
User avatar #174 - vatra (03/03/2013) [-]
Haha opinion mate, my grandpa was a contractor for forty years and he much preferred Home Depot.
User avatar #178 - mmajunkie (03/03/2013) [-]
You say mate, but Home Depot isn't in England.
User avatar #181 - vatra (03/03/2013) [-]
I didn't know they had Lowe's but not Home Depot in England I've never been to England. That isn't so much a preference as a necessity by that point. As to your second point below, why would I bother lying on something that is opinion based? I just gave you my grandpa's opinion when he was still in the business, but again opinion, so you can shop where ever you please mate.
User avatar #177 - mmajunkie (03/03/2013) [-]
Why do I know you're lying just to appease yourself in this argument?
#162 - Never-ending story 03/02/2013 on My whole life has been a lie 0
#235 - I'll just be in the stands 03/02/2013 on Magic +1
#233 - That's it buddy; you're OUTTA HERE!  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Magic +1
#234 - atma (03/02/2013) [-]
I'll have to assume a different position on the field
#235 - mmajunkie (03/02/2013) [-]
I'll just be in the stands
#225 - 1 You CAN use a comma, but it makes more sense to use a comple…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Magic 0
#229 - atma (03/02/2013) [-]
Tua madre é un criceto, su padre huele a bayas del sauco, そして, あなたは非常に間抜けである.
#233 - mmajunkie (03/02/2013) [-]
That's it buddy; you're OUTTA HERE!
#234 - atma (03/02/2013) [-]
I'll have to assume a different position on the field
#235 - mmajunkie (03/02/2013) [-]
I'll just be in the stands
#222 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Magic 0
#223 - atma (03/02/2013) [-]
Damn straight it is.
#225 - mmajunkie (03/02/2013) [-]
1 You CAN use a comma, but it makes more sense to use a completely different sentence in the context you've shown.
3 You CAN, but it sounds stupid
2 English isn't my native language, so I forget the subtle differences like that. I still know my third language better than you know your only.
#229 - atma (03/02/2013) [-]
Tua madre é un criceto, su padre huele a bayas del sauco, そして, あなたは非常に間抜けである.
#233 - mmajunkie (03/02/2013) [-]
That's it buddy; you're OUTTA HERE!
#234 - atma (03/02/2013) [-]
I'll have to assume a different position on the field
#235 - mmajunkie (03/02/2013) [-]
I'll just be in the stands
#219 - It needs to be separated by either a semi-colon, or a period. …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Magic 0
#220 - atma (03/02/2013) [-]
1.) www.grammar-monster.com/lessons/commas_after_interjections.htm
2.) When "it" is possessive, it doesn't use an apostrophe. That's only when it's a conjunction of "it is."
3.) Adverbs at the end of sentences don't require a comma beforehand, but it's perfectly acceptable to use a comma for emphasis. An example would be "I want to go, too."

btw I'm neither a vegan nor the person you initially replied to. I just found it ridiculous that you attempted to dismiss their statement (a reference to Scott Pilgrim, by the way, and not necessarily personal opinion) by incorrectly correcting their grammar.
#222 - mmajunkie (03/02/2013) [-]
#223 - atma (03/02/2013) [-]
Damn straight it is.
#225 - mmajunkie (03/02/2013) [-]
1 You CAN use a comma, but it makes more sense to use a completely different sentence in the context you've shown.
3 You CAN, but it sounds stupid
2 English isn't my native language, so I forget the subtle differences like that. I still know my third language better than you know your only.
#229 - atma (03/02/2013) [-]
Tua madre é un criceto, su padre huele a bayas del sauco, そして, あなたは非常に間抜けである.
#233 - mmajunkie (03/02/2013) [-]
That's it buddy; you're OUTTA HERE!
#234 - atma (03/02/2013) [-]
I'll have to assume a different position on the field
#235 - mmajunkie (03/02/2013) [-]
I'll just be in the stands
#209 - Indeed.* Vegans* than* people.* Guess we pr…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Magic 0
#215 - atma (03/02/2013) [-]
No, you actually just made Grammar Nazis seem worse than regular people.
There's no reason for "indeed" to be its own sentence, either.
#219 - mmajunkie has deleted their comment.
#220 - atma (03/02/2013) [-]
1.) www.grammar-monster.com/lessons/commas_after_interjections.htm
2.) When "it" is possessive, it doesn't use an apostrophe. That's only when it's a conjunction of "it is."
3.) Adverbs at the end of sentences don't require a comma beforehand, but it's perfectly acceptable to use a comma for emphasis. An example would be "I want to go, too."

btw I'm neither a vegan nor the person you initially replied to. I just found it ridiculous that you attempted to dismiss their statement (a reference to Scott Pilgrim, by the way, and not necessarily personal opinion) by incorrectly correcting their grammar.
#222 - mmajunkie (03/02/2013) [-]
#223 - atma (03/02/2013) [-]
Damn straight it is.
#225 - mmajunkie (03/02/2013) [-]
1 You CAN use a comma, but it makes more sense to use a completely different sentence in the context you've shown.
3 You CAN, but it sounds stupid
2 English isn't my native language, so I forget the subtle differences like that. I still know my third language better than you know your only.
#229 - atma (03/02/2013) [-]
Tua madre é un criceto, su padre huele a bayas del sauco, そして, あなたは非常に間抜けである.
#233 - mmajunkie (03/02/2013) [-]
That's it buddy; you're OUTTA HERE!
#234 - atma (03/02/2013) [-]
I'll have to assume a different position on the field
#235 - mmajunkie (03/02/2013) [-]
I'll just be in the stands
#49 - YUP! 03/02/2013 on School Physicals 0
#48 - Yeah, if you go down a little you'll see my original comment t… 03/02/2013 on School Physicals 0
#2 - Picture 03/01/2013 on Recon 0
#1 - Why yes... yes you do 03/01/2013 on Well, do i? +2
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#1 - icantdecideman (02/16/2012) [-]
man why did u vote down my comic THAT IS NOT NICE IT WAS GOOD!
i know justin beiber i can call him and make him kick you in the face because at his concert he signed my shirt so i know him
#2 to #1 - headlessstew **User deleted account** (02/17/2012) [-]
Not sure if troll or stupid... OH WAIT, ITS BOTH.
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