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Date Signed Up:10/11/2010
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#15 - Did anyone notice the correlation between shinji growing a pai… 03/14/2013 on AMP 740 0
#563119 - Looks like something from gundam, same art style. Also I agree… 03/14/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#27 - 30 rock 03/14/2013 on North Korea, Best Korea 0
#562049 - I didn't see your user name. You used to be romansii right. Al… 03/13/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#562047 - Picture 03/13/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#562043 - You make me happy. I loved that show. 03/13/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#34 - I though the two countries stopped fighting a while ago  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Faith in humanity: Restored 0
User avatar #55 - comexx (03/13/2013) [-]
Well we stopped fighting but for some reasons most of us hate each other. Honestly, one of the best people I knew were Serbians and Croatians!
User avatar #36 - bronybox (03/13/2013) [-]
Yeah well, so did North and South Korea.
#11 - My name is michael and this post is super relevant. 03/13/2013 on Everyday 0
#7 - Some lady paid me to help her move and she was a hoarder. She … 03/11/2013 on WELCOME, TO THE WORLD OF... 0
#367 - If you stay near the cities it is ok. Atlanta has a big gay …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2013 on murkica? 0
#373 - murpmurp (03/11/2013) [-]
i live in the north part of georiga, people dont like Rednecks too much here, but their are some.
#411 - soluvy (03/11/2013) [-]
Dude, mutha fucka Fulton county is pretty red neck free.
User avatar #432 - murpmurp (03/11/2013) [-]
I agree with that,i used to live there
#354 - Its population is divided between The United States and 'murika 03/11/2013 on murkica? +1
#346 - Its in the middle  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2013 on murkica? 0
#351 - Womens Study Major (03/11/2013) [-]
But what about ARKANSAS?!
User avatar #350 - gatodelfuego (03/11/2013) [-]
The middle of the two, you mean? I see north caronlina and georgia, but no south caronilna.
User avatar #354 - mkeller (03/11/2013) [-]
Its population is divided between The United States and 'murika
#321 - Here is a visual for the Europeans out there  [+] (45 new replies) 03/11/2013 on murkica? +36
#668 - Womens Study Major (03/11/2013) [-]
This is true. Sucks that the Obama itemsistration sucks ass though.
#667 - Womens Study Major (03/11/2013) [-]
little confused as to why Alaska is on "murika" side yet Florida is on the "America" side
User avatar #648 - notstill (03/11/2013) [-]
Whew, safe in virginia
User avatar #623 - kingpokerface (03/11/2013) [-]
Where the fuck did my state go!? Did we just snap off and float away?
#570 - Womens Study Major (03/11/2013) [-]
Funny how Arkansas and South Carolina isn't in either of the pictures. Shit's so MURRIKA there that the picture can't even handle it!
User avatar #546 - doomfish (03/11/2013) [-]
where is south carolina lol, Pennsylvanian reporting in btw
#520 - Womens Study Major (03/11/2013) [-]
Hey, don't lump me in with Texas!
#511 - crimsontyyde has deleted their comment.
#480 - paintbucket (03/11/2013) [-]
urban areas = blue, highest population of under educated people
but, 51% of the population sadly.
User avatar #479 - thatmetalguy (03/11/2013) [-]
Texas isn't really as hick and redneck as I'm assuming everyone thinks we are. No we don't ride horses everywhere either. Houston is one of the biggest cities, I've never understood why "I am from Houston, Texas" translates into "My horse was choking on dust on the way to the saloon after I got in a quick draw match with Clint Eastwood and he shot my horse with his revolvers" I do rather enjoy the Texas jokes though
#481 - ridiculiculous (03/11/2013) [-]
>So you are from Texas too..
User avatar #485 - thatmetalguy (03/11/2013) [-]
Yessir, of course ill admit that there are redneck retards here. and an overwhelming amount of swag fags where I'm from. But Houston still has culture. I've never actually been to the north and I'm going this summer so im interested to see how the rest of my country is
User avatar #492 - ridiculiculous (03/11/2013) [-]
Midsouthern here. We get a lot of shit as well. We have the share of some dumbass motherfuckers. Here mostly dipshits with big-ass trucks. I've been as far as Oklahoma, they are fairly okay, but it is a different society.
User avatar #501 - thatmetalguy (03/11/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter where you go. The idiots will be there sadly. I'm gonna buy my own island and demand an IQ and personality test for any entrance.
#513 - ridiculiculous (03/11/2013) [-]
That sounds devilishly resplendent.
User avatar #477 - nicepeter (03/11/2013) [-]
It sucks to know I live in Dumbfuckistan, but it's true.
#473 - Womens Study Major (03/11/2013) [-]
You should add Illinois. We got some dumbfucks up in this bitch.
User avatar #465 - nicolascagelover (03/11/2013) [-]
Since they are different colors, why separate them?
#460 - Womens Study Major (03/11/2013) [-]
You mean "Liberal States" and "Conservative States", I happen to live in Murrika, we are not all dumb fucks.
#451 - Womens Study Major (03/11/2013) [-]
I know I am just a lowly dumbfuckistanian from the TN region.....but even i can see you are missing a state there...

fuck tard
#449 - Womens Study Major (03/11/2013) [-]
I know I'm just a lowly dumbfuckistanian from the TN region but you are missing a state there genius.....
#431 - ridiculiculous (03/11/2013) [-]
#425 - Ruspanic (03/11/2013) [-]





Gee, I wonder what your political affiliation is.
User avatar #421 - freakyorange (03/11/2013) [-]
I live in west Virginia, and I approve this message. (But I'm from Virginia, so these people around me are from "Dumbfuckistan.")
User avatar #457 - musicality (03/11/2013) [-]
Heyyyy.... not all West Virginians are a bunch of retards.
User avatar #650 - freakyorange (03/11/2013) [-]
True. But most are.
User avatar #711 - musicality (03/12/2013) [-]
I... can't argue with that. Most people here are dumb. X:
#419 - Womens Study Major (03/11/2013) [-]
California shouldn't be on there. all liberals hippie faggots i know i live here
#405 - xxwhitedeathxx (03/11/2013) [-]
So South Carolina isn't a part of the united states in either of them two pics.

THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!
User avatar #375 - gatodelfuego (03/11/2013) [-]
I don't like that this map is so politically based, much of the northern midwest and missouri don't deserve "dumbfuckistan". Most people there are just normal, they vote republican because they've spent generations with few population and few government anything. Also, why is new mexico blue while arizona is red...they should both be the same, the same people live in generally both...

However, Texas-georgia and kentucky/tenessee is pretty 'murican
#441 - ridiculiculous (03/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #430 - Ruspanic (03/11/2013) [-]
Most people everywhere are "just normal".
#362 - murpmurp (03/11/2013) [-]
>tfw Georiga is in DumbFuckistan
>tfw i dont know any rednecks
#690 - uhmericafuckyea (03/11/2013) [-]
I live in Central Georgia. It's more like you have a scattered amount of smart people that you have to find with your own ways.

Picture relevant to my area of living.
User avatar #367 - mkeller (03/11/2013) [-]
If you stay near the cities it is ok. Atlanta has a big gay population. I'm going there for college.
#373 - murpmurp (03/11/2013) [-]
i live in the north part of georiga, people dont like Rednecks too much here, but their are some.
#411 - soluvy (03/11/2013) [-]
Dude, mutha fucka Fulton county is pretty red neck free.
User avatar #432 - murpmurp (03/11/2013) [-]
I agree with that,i used to live there
User avatar #357 - mustlol (03/11/2013) [-]
Yeah Florida, Bitch
User avatar #353 - seananderson (03/11/2013) [-]
alaska.. really, that doesnt even. where did you get this
User avatar #344 - gatodelfuego (03/11/2013) [-]
Meanwhile south carolina just FUCKING VANISHES
User avatar #346 - mkeller (03/11/2013) [-]
Its in the middle
#351 - Womens Study Major (03/11/2013) [-]
But what about ARKANSAS?!
User avatar #350 - gatodelfuego (03/11/2013) [-]
The middle of the two, you mean? I see north caronlina and georgia, but no south caronilna.
User avatar #354 - mkeller (03/11/2013) [-]
Its population is divided between The United States and 'murika
#33 - I don't watch a lot of school based anime. Not my thing.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2013 on You know who you are 0
User avatar #34 - mango (03/10/2013) [-]
Still over your head.
#16 - They are strict and over emotional in most aspects. In busines…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2013 on You know who you are 0
User avatar #25 - mango (03/10/2013) [-]
The joke went right over your head.
User avatar #33 - mkeller (03/10/2013) [-]
I don't watch a lot of school based anime. Not my thing.
User avatar #34 - mango (03/10/2013) [-]
Still over your head.
#20 - No offence but she annoyed me with her constantly saying that … 03/10/2013 on Holo ... 0
#11 - I don't really like Japanese culture and they are a pain when … 03/10/2013 on You know who you are +1
#16 - It is able to become a state at any time if it wants to. Its i… 03/09/2013 on Dumb F*** 0
#8 - sarif is better  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2013 on I Didn't Ask For This +1
User avatar #9 - iamtheblackgoat (03/09/2013) [-]
I agree
#549622 - He did nothing wrong. They did not ask for the details of the … 03/06/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#84 - I'm all for helping people but that kinda seems like a parasit… 03/06/2013 on Stupidity is not exclusive +1
#77 - I didn't know countries in the EU had to do that. That is inte… 03/06/2013 on Stupidity is not exclusive 0
#71 - Why. Is it really that big of a deal.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2013 on Stupidity is not exclusive 0
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User avatar #75 - ragingflamingos (03/06/2013) [-]
Because of the precedent it it would set.
#69 - Pretty much. I heard it was trying to leave the EU. That isn't… 03/06/2013 on Stupidity is not exclusive 0
#67 - obviously it Switzerland. I mean look at it. There is no quest… 03/06/2013 on Stupidity is not exclusive 0
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User avatar #1 - MCPie (10/30/2010) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY...stolen
User avatar #2 to #1 - mkeller (10/30/2010) [-]
what. no. help!!!!!!!!, help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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