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Gender: male
Age: 21
X-box Gamertag: mkchillin
PSN: mkchillin
Interests: intellectual shit, knowledge, God, America, history, tech, video games, politics, aquatic sports
Date Signed Up:3/28/2010
Last Login:12/26/2014
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#17 - Bald pics?  [+] (22 new replies) 06/03/2014 on instagram vs real life +1
User avatar #18 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
#19 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
hence why I asked
#20 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I typed up this lengthy dick response and then I realised I was carrying my bad joo-joo from another conversation and throwing it at you; which is unfair. For future reference, if you click the picture you can see a bigger version on my profile.
User avatar #21 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
I tried, it's just a blank screen that pops up though. But thanks for that pic. Is is a personal decision or is it health-related?
User avatar #23 - vikingesnumerouno (06/03/2014) [-]
personal health relations
User avatar #22 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Personal, cut it off for an Australian Leukaemia charity event; shave for a cure.
#28 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
That's really cool of you to do that. And regardless of how you may feel about your appearance, bald chicks (who aren't butch dykes) look badass. And is especially so when it's done for a cause. Btw, doesn't it feel wonderful to have short hair? You know it's true
User avatar #29 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Literally the joy of not having to spend an hour sorting my hair out every morning and a futher two waiting for it to dry makes me want to tear my face off.
#49 - weeez (06/03/2014) [-]
thats actually why I shave my head irl. provides immunity to bed head and improves towel drying speed by 1500%
User avatar #59 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
I don't mind bed head, looks good on a lot of people.
User avatar #30 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Well to be fair it did look great in that original pic you posted. But nothing compares to not having the wind mess up your hair and taking 5 seconds to dry off after getting out of the shower
User avatar #31 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I'm thinking I'll probably grow it to between my chin and my shoulders, and keep it there.
User avatar #32 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
You should post some before and after pics as content when it grows back and tell people about why you buzzed your head
User avatar #33 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I did, actually! I posted getting my head shaved and the cause with a link to the chairty and FJ helped me raise $1036.70!! One guy even donated $200, it was crazy.
User avatar #34 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Damn, had I known I would've helped out. There needs to be a "Girls who shave their heads for philanthropic causes" channel, I'd subscribe to that shit. That's really awesome, hopefully that will inspire other people to do the same. I can't believe FJ actually did something meaningful and beneficial lol
User avatar #36 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Seriously, I was completely expecting to be shunned and red thumbed. Was really proud of FJ that day.
User avatar #38 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Being a girl helps.
User avatar #39 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, it definitely does.
User avatar #62 - alfonshister (06/04/2014) [-]
Red thumbed. Nvm
User avatar #63 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Oh, don't worry about it. I get red thumbed a lot. Not intentionally, but it doesn't bother me so much anymore.
User avatar #55 - alfonshister (06/03/2014) [-]
Im afraid you have already been. If done my best changing that
User avatar #60 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Already have been, what?
#56 - Picture 06/02/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... 0
#53 - Not as short as your fight against Achilles.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... 0
User avatar #54 - hektoroftroy (06/02/2014) [-]
you fucking nigger say that to my face
#56 - mkchillin (06/02/2014) [-]
#23 - Once I had a wife, my great love...she was taken from me... 06/02/2014 on Mastectificent +8
#28 - Picture 06/02/2014 on Don't kill it with fire? +4
#30 - I was about to request Jackson (once again) then I saw the end… 06/02/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... +1
#22 - johnmaddenjohnmadden 06/01/2014 on fly? +1
#67 - Yes, the Trail of Tears was ****** . But if it was… 06/01/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... 0
#63 - Yes. He stopped a gunman/robber in a town he resided in just b…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... +4
User avatar #65 - thenameschuck (06/01/2014) [-]
Damn what a cool guy, but a rude dude for the whole Indian thing what ever he did that made the Indians move and how alot died or some shit
#105 - anonymous (06/01/2014) [-]
Some people think that Jackson was the first president who should have been impeached, mainly due to the trail of tears, but the government was too nervous about shaming one of their presidents so early into the country's birth.

And no, the trail of tears wouldn't have "inevitably happened" as the other guy said. Maybe if we had another genocidal president at the time, but I don't think any others were running. Jackson had no empathy for anyone who didn't help him or the country.
User avatar #124 - commontroll (06/01/2014) [-]
The real issue is the fact that the Cherokee Nation went through the American legal system to challenge it and the Supreme Court ruled the American Indian Act unconstitutional, yet Jackson ignored them and did it anyway, and made an example of the Cherokees for them following his nation's laws.

It pisses me off that people celebrate that man, and I side with Davey Crockett, that he was a horrible President.
User avatar #67 - mkchillin (06/01/2014) [-]
Yes, the Trail of Tears was fucked. But if it wasn't him it would've been someone else. The natives were destined to be doomed.
#14 - Andrew Jackson plz 05/31/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... 0
#8 - Yup 05/28/2014 on MFW "Plenty of fish in the... -1
#2 - Your pilots aren't the greatest either. 05/27/2014 on ah stereotypes +30
#6 - He killed 7 people at UCSB a few days ago  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on MFW "Plenty of fish in the... -1
User avatar #7 - bitchletsgo (05/28/2014) [-]
So he is thet guys that killed a bunch of kids cause he was ignored?
User avatar #8 - mkchillin (05/28/2014) [-]
#10 - I live in America but based off what I've heard, Africa (and t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on Hey Africa! 0
#16 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
Dunno where you heard that but that shit's wrong. Altho not if you are referring to the immigrants... shits bad yo
#6 - He needs to stop being so oppressive. 05/27/2014 on that poor gir- oh -1
#5 - Picture 05/26/2014 on Uhh +2
#9 - Just goes to show once again that it's okay in America to make…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Comedian Barack Obama -7
User avatar #13 - Harkonnen (05/22/2014) [-]
He chooses to be orange
User avatar #10 - gildemoono (05/22/2014) [-]
I dont think its racism if we're making fun of a guy's spray tan.
#12 - Picture 05/22/2014 on Can't argue with statistics +5
#6 - What the **** did you just ******* …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Poor Bubba +153
#22 - youxbarstard (05/22/2014) [-]
Damn it, now there's impressive and then there is this.
#17 - skullball (05/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - trogdorrules (05/22/2014) [-]
You got me you fuck
User avatar #14 - kanatana (05/22/2014) [-]
Goddamnit, you got me.
#12 - Schofield (05/22/2014) [-]
God dammit that was pretty good, you glorious bastard
User avatar #10 - hellomynameisbill (05/22/2014) [-]
#9 - lazaman (05/22/2014) [-]
#8 - greyhoundfd (05/22/2014) [-]
Opened that spoiler while drinking something and almost choked.

Have my thumbs.
#5 - Then, Bubba said something I'll never forget...  [+] (9 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Poor Bubba +72
#6 - mkchillin (05/22/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#22 - youxbarstard (05/22/2014) [-]
Damn it, now there's impressive and then there is this.
#17 - skullball (05/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - trogdorrules (05/22/2014) [-]
You got me you fuck
User avatar #14 - kanatana (05/22/2014) [-]
Goddamnit, you got me.
#12 - Schofield (05/22/2014) [-]
God dammit that was pretty good, you glorious bastard
User avatar #10 - hellomynameisbill (05/22/2014) [-]
#9 - lazaman (05/22/2014) [-]
#8 - greyhoundfd (05/22/2014) [-]
Opened that spoiler while drinking something and almost choked.

Have my thumbs.
#16 - Look at that subtle off-white coloring...the tasteful thicknes…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on Prison artist +34
#20 - anonymous (05/22/2014) [-]
10/10 reference.
#24 - I'm Bob the Tomato! 05/15/2014 on *Autism Intensifies* +1
#134 - Picture 05/14/2014 on College, The disneyland of... -1
#26 - I mean the notion that biological organisms ought to procreate… 05/14/2014 on (untitled) -1
#15 - In this day and age it's more radical to say you adhere to tra…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/14/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #19 - pepemex (05/14/2014) [-]
"traditional values" you mean homophobia?
User avatar #26 - mkchillin (05/14/2014) [-]
I mean the notion that biological organisms ought to procreate with the opposite sex in order to keep the species alive, as opposed to buttfucking and telling everyone you do.
User avatar #20 - sircool (05/14/2014) [-]
no, it means not being an accepting bitch to everything and having your own set of standards.
User avatar #21 - pepemex (05/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't think blindly following the moral guideliness imposed by the judeo-chistian mythology counts as being a free thinker...
#22 - sircool (05/14/2014) [-]
and forcing your point on some one is different considering your point itself has basically been imposed upon you by constant bombardment of social media and other devices.

Wowy-zowy, I wonder who's more important of these two view points, the some how very important hate-filled ass hole who edited the best selling (and most stolen) book in history, or the hundreds of libertards who're nameless complaining on their tumbler pages.
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User avatar #18 - mayormilkman (11/16/2013) [-]
Thumb up zerba slap's comments until he's near level 0. He's another ********** trying to reach level -400.
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#14 - mkchillin (10/28/2012) [-]
I made my own Bane costume yesterday. I can't wait till Halloween!
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