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Gender: male
Age: 21
X-box Gamertag: mkchillin
PSN: mkchillin
Interests: intellectual shit, knowledge, God, America, history, tech, video games, politics, aquatic sports
Date Signed Up:3/28/2010
Last Login:10/24/2014
Location:California
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Comment Ranking:#2483
Highest Content Rank:#2052
Highest Comment Rank:#256
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#10 - I live in America but based off what I've heard, Africa (and t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on Hey Africa! 0
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/27/2014) [-]
Dunno where you heard that but that shit's wrong. Altho not if you are referring to the immigrants... shits bad yo
#6 - He needs to stop being so oppressive. 05/27/2014 on that poor gir- oh -1
#5 - Picture 05/26/2014 on Uhh +2
#9 - Just goes to show once again that it's okay in America to make…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Comedian Barack Obama -7
User avatar #13 - Harkonnen (05/22/2014) [-]
He chooses to be orange
User avatar #10 - gildemoono (05/22/2014) [-]
I dont think its racism if we're making fun of a guy's spray tan.
#12 - Picture 05/22/2014 on Can't argue with statistics +5
#6 - What the **** did you just ******* …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Poor Bubba +153
#22 - youxbarstard (05/22/2014) [-]
Damn it, now there's impressive and then there is this.
#17 - skullball (05/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - trogdorrules (05/22/2014) [-]
You got me you fuck
User avatar #14 - kanatana (05/22/2014) [-]
Goddamnit, you got me.
#12 - Schofield (05/22/2014) [-]
God dammit that was pretty good, you glorious bastard
User avatar #10 - hellomynameisbill (05/22/2014) [-]
I LIEK CHOCOLAT MILK
#9 - lazaman (05/22/2014) [-]
#8 - greyhoundfd (05/22/2014) [-]
Opened that spoiler while drinking something and almost choked.

Have my thumbs.
#5 - Then, Bubba said something I'll never forget...  [+] (9 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Poor Bubba +72
#6 - mkchillin (05/22/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#22 - youxbarstard (05/22/2014) [-]
Damn it, now there's impressive and then there is this.
#17 - skullball (05/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - trogdorrules (05/22/2014) [-]
You got me you fuck
User avatar #14 - kanatana (05/22/2014) [-]
Goddamnit, you got me.
#12 - Schofield (05/22/2014) [-]
God dammit that was pretty good, you glorious bastard
User avatar #10 - hellomynameisbill (05/22/2014) [-]
I LIEK CHOCOLAT MILK
#9 - lazaman (05/22/2014) [-]
#8 - greyhoundfd (05/22/2014) [-]
Opened that spoiler while drinking something and almost choked.

Have my thumbs.
#16 - Look at that subtle off-white coloring...the tasteful thicknes…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on Prison artist +34
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/22/2014) [-]
10/10 reference.
#24 - I'm Bob the Tomato! 05/15/2014 on *Autism Intensifies* +1
#134 - Picture 05/14/2014 on College, The disneyland of... -1
#26 - I mean the notion that biological organisms ought to procreate… 05/14/2014 on (untitled) -1
#15 - In this day and age it's more radical to say you adhere to tra…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/14/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #19 - pepemex (05/14/2014) [-]
"traditional values" you mean homophobia?
User avatar #26 - mkchillin (05/14/2014) [-]
I mean the notion that biological organisms ought to procreate with the opposite sex in order to keep the species alive, as opposed to buttfucking and telling everyone you do.
User avatar #20 - sircool (05/14/2014) [-]
no, it means not being an accepting bitch to everything and having your own set of standards.
User avatar #21 - pepemex (05/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't think blindly following the moral guideliness imposed by the judeo-chistian mythology counts as being a free thinker...
#22 - sircool (05/14/2014) [-]
and forcing your point on some one is different considering your point itself has basically been imposed upon you by constant bombardment of social media and other devices.

Wowy-zowy, I wonder who's more important of these two view points, the some how very important hate-filled ass hole who edited the best selling (and most stolen) book in history, or the hundreds of libertards who're nameless complaining on their tumbler pages.
#8 - Libertarian master race  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2014 on Gay marriage +1
#24 - brobafett (05/14/2014) [-]
#14 - chootem (05/14/2014) [-]
**chootem rolled image** Reporting for duty sir
User avatar #9 - sursum (05/14/2014) [-]
I sense angry liberals about to rage. They don't know that they can't hurt us.
#204 - I know, i said k because i'm open to discussion. more so when … 05/13/2014 on this is the utopia you are... -1
#118 - k  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2014 on this is the utopia you are... -1
User avatar #129 - finntastic (05/13/2014) [-]
What? I actually agree with you. Unless there is some sort of satire going on here that I'm missing.
User avatar #204 - mkchillin (05/13/2014) [-]
I know, i said k because i'm open to discussion. more so when i'm high, drunk, and/or finished with finals though
#16 - I gotta get me one of those. 05/13/2014 on Out of the way peasant! -1
#95 - It has changed under him. You're not allowed to read the Bib…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2014 on this is the utopia you are... +13
User avatar #112 - finntastic (05/13/2014) [-]
I like you, friend. Let's have a friendly chat about politics, shall we?
User avatar #118 - mkchillin (05/13/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #129 - finntastic (05/13/2014) [-]
What? I actually agree with you. Unless there is some sort of satire going on here that I'm missing.
User avatar #204 - mkchillin (05/13/2014) [-]
I know, i said k because i'm open to discussion. more so when i'm high, drunk, and/or finished with finals though
#31 - These progressive, modern remakes coming to a white civilizati… 05/11/2014 on Disney princesses race switch +1
#11 - Love that comic 05/10/2014 on Top notch security +3
#6 - Picture 05/08/2014 on I came a little -1
#4 - Enjoy your green thumbs now before the tolerant liberal fascis…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Brorack Brossain Brobama +8
#55 - certifiedidiot (05/07/2014) [-]
You sound like you're absolutely in love with democracy.
#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/07/2014) [-]
damn those liberal fascist leftists
User avatar #7 - Jabberwocky (05/07/2014) [-]
You seem like a pleasant fellow
User avatar #6 - Ruspanic (05/07/2014) [-]
that's a lot of adjectives.
#6 - She also doesn't own a smartphone, claiming she doesn't like h…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Effect of Feminism 85 +36
User avatar #109 - PenguinsOfMars (05/07/2014) [-]
i don't have a smartphone either

everyone calls me a hipster but the truth is i'm just so god damn poor
User avatar #99 - liftplus (05/07/2014) [-]
not the phones fault
User avatar #66 - numbmind (05/07/2014) [-]
I don't own a phone, i have a computer if i need the internet, and most people i know i hate anyway, i don't wanna talk to them....
User avatar #14 - matamune (05/07/2014) [-]
Filthy hippie
User avatar #13 - civilizedwasteland (05/06/2014) [-]
Annnnd... now im suddenly attracted
#7 - teranin (05/06/2014) [-]
so she's based as fuck, apparently
#13 - That's right folks! Superman and Lois Lane choose Nokia as the… 05/06/2014 on Indestructable +2
#10 - Picture 05/06/2014 on Here Have This... +2
#11 - FJ has no concept of weed and what it does to people  [+] (7 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Ice tea +46
#41 - zenler (05/06/2014) [-]
i guess it depends on the stage of how much they do it, and if they get into other stuff
mfw a best friend was looking around my house for rando pills and shit :L
#40 - tumulus (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #37 - anonymoose (05/06/2014) [-]
The user is called ninegags. I wouldn't expect any more.
User avatar #35 - grogovic (05/06/2014) [-]
Call Peanutbitter.
User avatar #32 - vwanyama (05/06/2014) [-]
So true.
#29 - aibu (05/06/2014) [-]
It makes people annoying as fuck to talk to, and I wish they'd try to avoid me as much as I try to avoid them.

#420blazeyourbrainfaggot
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#19 - onkii (12/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - mayormilkman (11/16/2013) [-]
Thumb up zerba slap's comments until he's near level 0. He's another ********** trying to reach level -400.
User avatar #17 - roll (09/21/2013) [-]
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#14 - mkchillin (10/28/2012) [-]
I made my own Bane costume yesterday. I can't wait till Halloween!
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