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Date Signed Up:3/28/2010
Last Login:10/24/2014
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#35 - I know the post is about sex but it's still about skydiving too. 06/06/2014 on First Time 0
#34 - My first (and still only) time skydiving. It was in Oahu, Hawa…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/06/2014 on First Time +2
User avatar #41 - Harkonnen (06/06/2014) [-]
Its even better when you get certified and do it all yourself
#37 - djhuehue (06/06/2014) [-]
north shore best shore
#38 - mkchillin (06/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 - mkchillin (06/06/2014) [-]
I know the post is about sex but it's still about skydiving too.
#8 - That awkward moment when you're hotter as jailbait than as an adult  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on Bring money or I'll twerk... +37
User avatar #15 - phanaict (06/06/2014) [-]
i thought thats how it works normally
#836 - Anya Stroud 06/05/2014 on Strong Female Characters 0
#38 - Being a girl helps.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/03/2014 on instagram vs real life 0
User avatar #39 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, it definitely does.
User avatar #62 - alfonshister (06/04/2014) [-]
Red thumbed. Nvm
User avatar #63 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Oh, don't worry about it. I get red thumbed a lot. Not intentionally, but it doesn't bother me so much anymore.
User avatar #55 - alfonshister (06/03/2014) [-]
Im afraid you have already been. If done my best changing that
User avatar #60 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Already have been, what?
#34 - Damn, had I known I would've helped out. There needs to be a &…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/03/2014 on instagram vs real life +1
User avatar #36 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Seriously, I was completely expecting to be shunned and red thumbed. Was really proud of FJ that day.
User avatar #38 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Being a girl helps.
User avatar #39 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, it definitely does.
User avatar #62 - alfonshister (06/04/2014) [-]
Red thumbed. Nvm
User avatar #63 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Oh, don't worry about it. I get red thumbed a lot. Not intentionally, but it doesn't bother me so much anymore.
User avatar #55 - alfonshister (06/03/2014) [-]
Im afraid you have already been. If done my best changing that
User avatar #60 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Already have been, what?
#32 - You should post some before and after pics as content when it …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/03/2014 on instagram vs real life 0
User avatar #33 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I did, actually! I posted getting my head shaved and the cause with a link to the chairty and FJ helped me raise $1036.70!! One guy even donated $200, it was crazy.
User avatar #34 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Damn, had I known I would've helped out. There needs to be a "Girls who shave their heads for philanthropic causes" channel, I'd subscribe to that shit. That's really awesome, hopefully that will inspire other people to do the same. I can't believe FJ actually did something meaningful and beneficial lol
User avatar #36 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Seriously, I was completely expecting to be shunned and red thumbed. Was really proud of FJ that day.
User avatar #38 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Being a girl helps.
User avatar #39 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, it definitely does.
User avatar #62 - alfonshister (06/04/2014) [-]
Red thumbed. Nvm
User avatar #63 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Oh, don't worry about it. I get red thumbed a lot. Not intentionally, but it doesn't bother me so much anymore.
User avatar #55 - alfonshister (06/03/2014) [-]
Im afraid you have already been. If done my best changing that
User avatar #60 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Already have been, what?
#30 - Well to be fair it did look great in that original pic you pos…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/03/2014 on instagram vs real life 0
User avatar #31 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I'm thinking I'll probably grow it to between my chin and my shoulders, and keep it there.
User avatar #32 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
You should post some before and after pics as content when it grows back and tell people about why you buzzed your head
User avatar #33 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I did, actually! I posted getting my head shaved and the cause with a link to the chairty and FJ helped me raise $1036.70!! One guy even donated $200, it was crazy.
User avatar #34 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Damn, had I known I would've helped out. There needs to be a "Girls who shave their heads for philanthropic causes" channel, I'd subscribe to that shit. That's really awesome, hopefully that will inspire other people to do the same. I can't believe FJ actually did something meaningful and beneficial lol
User avatar #36 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Seriously, I was completely expecting to be shunned and red thumbed. Was really proud of FJ that day.
User avatar #38 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Being a girl helps.
User avatar #39 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, it definitely does.
User avatar #62 - alfonshister (06/04/2014) [-]
Red thumbed. Nvm
User avatar #63 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Oh, don't worry about it. I get red thumbed a lot. Not intentionally, but it doesn't bother me so much anymore.
User avatar #55 - alfonshister (06/03/2014) [-]
Im afraid you have already been. If done my best changing that
User avatar #60 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Already have been, what?
#28 - That's really cool of you to do that. And regardless of how yo…  [+] (15 new replies) 06/03/2014 on instagram vs real life 0
User avatar #29 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Literally the joy of not having to spend an hour sorting my hair out every morning and a futher two waiting for it to dry makes me want to tear my face off.
#49 - weeez (06/03/2014) [-]
thats actually why I shave my head irl. provides immunity to bed head and improves towel drying speed by 1500%
User avatar #59 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
I don't mind bed head, looks good on a lot of people.
User avatar #30 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Well to be fair it did look great in that original pic you posted. But nothing compares to not having the wind mess up your hair and taking 5 seconds to dry off after getting out of the shower
User avatar #31 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I'm thinking I'll probably grow it to between my chin and my shoulders, and keep it there.
User avatar #32 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
You should post some before and after pics as content when it grows back and tell people about why you buzzed your head
User avatar #33 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I did, actually! I posted getting my head shaved and the cause with a link to the chairty and FJ helped me raise $1036.70!! One guy even donated $200, it was crazy.
User avatar #34 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Damn, had I known I would've helped out. There needs to be a "Girls who shave their heads for philanthropic causes" channel, I'd subscribe to that shit. That's really awesome, hopefully that will inspire other people to do the same. I can't believe FJ actually did something meaningful and beneficial lol
User avatar #36 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Seriously, I was completely expecting to be shunned and red thumbed. Was really proud of FJ that day.
User avatar #38 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Being a girl helps.
User avatar #39 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, it definitely does.
User avatar #62 - alfonshister (06/04/2014) [-]
Red thumbed. Nvm
User avatar #63 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Oh, don't worry about it. I get red thumbed a lot. Not intentionally, but it doesn't bother me so much anymore.
User avatar #55 - alfonshister (06/03/2014) [-]
Im afraid you have already been. If done my best changing that
User avatar #60 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Already have been, what?
#21 - I tried, it's just a blank screen that pops up though. But tha…  [+] (18 new replies) 06/03/2014 on instagram vs real life 0
User avatar #23 - vikingesnumerouno (06/03/2014) [-]
personal health relations
User avatar #22 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Personal, cut it off for an Australian Leukaemia charity event; shave for a cure.
#28 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
That's really cool of you to do that. And regardless of how you may feel about your appearance, bald chicks (who aren't butch dykes) look badass. And is especially so when it's done for a cause. Btw, doesn't it feel wonderful to have short hair? You know it's true
User avatar #29 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Literally the joy of not having to spend an hour sorting my hair out every morning and a futher two waiting for it to dry makes me want to tear my face off.
#49 - weeez (06/03/2014) [-]
thats actually why I shave my head irl. provides immunity to bed head and improves towel drying speed by 1500%
User avatar #59 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
I don't mind bed head, looks good on a lot of people.
User avatar #30 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Well to be fair it did look great in that original pic you posted. But nothing compares to not having the wind mess up your hair and taking 5 seconds to dry off after getting out of the shower
User avatar #31 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I'm thinking I'll probably grow it to between my chin and my shoulders, and keep it there.
User avatar #32 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
You should post some before and after pics as content when it grows back and tell people about why you buzzed your head
User avatar #33 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I did, actually! I posted getting my head shaved and the cause with a link to the chairty and FJ helped me raise $1036.70!! One guy even donated $200, it was crazy.
User avatar #34 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Damn, had I known I would've helped out. There needs to be a "Girls who shave their heads for philanthropic causes" channel, I'd subscribe to that shit. That's really awesome, hopefully that will inspire other people to do the same. I can't believe FJ actually did something meaningful and beneficial lol
User avatar #36 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Seriously, I was completely expecting to be shunned and red thumbed. Was really proud of FJ that day.
User avatar #38 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Being a girl helps.
User avatar #39 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, it definitely does.
User avatar #62 - alfonshister (06/04/2014) [-]
Red thumbed. Nvm
User avatar #63 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Oh, don't worry about it. I get red thumbed a lot. Not intentionally, but it doesn't bother me so much anymore.
User avatar #55 - alfonshister (06/03/2014) [-]
Im afraid you have already been. If done my best changing that
User avatar #60 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Already have been, what?
#18 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 06/03/2014 on anyone else! +147
User avatar #21 - whycanticaps (06/03/2014) [-]
its true, I haven't. 20 years old, haven't seen it once
User avatar #31 - fappingniggers (06/03/2014) [-]
You're busted whycanticaps, you clearly used capitalization when you said "I"
User avatar #33 - whycanticaps (06/03/2014) [-]
I meant in my name, it's a sad tale, full of woe and despair
#68 - JackThePornKing (06/03/2014) [-]
**JackThePornKing rolled image** huh, how did I get caps in my username...
User avatar #88 - whycanticaps (06/04/2014) [-]
See, I had an account before this one, a glorious one with caps, but then I lost it to a pony roll game, so when I went to go make another profile, Admin had just changed it so that you can not have caps in your username, and thus my current name
#89 - JackThePornKing (06/04/2014) [-]
**JackThePornKing rolled image** pony anything man. That's your prob.
User avatar #90 - whycanticaps (06/04/2014) [-]
it's true, I was feeling lucky that day....I wasn't lucky
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/03/2014) [-]
i see you as a lesser person because of this fact
#24 - coolnamestaken (06/03/2014) [-]
#19 - hence why I asked  [+] (20 new replies) 06/03/2014 on instagram vs real life +1
#20 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I typed up this lengthy dick response and then I realised I was carrying my bad joo-joo from another conversation and throwing it at you; which is unfair. For future reference, if you click the picture you can see a bigger version on my profile.
User avatar #21 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
I tried, it's just a blank screen that pops up though. But thanks for that pic. Is is a personal decision or is it health-related?
User avatar #23 - vikingesnumerouno (06/03/2014) [-]
personal health relations
User avatar #22 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Personal, cut it off for an Australian Leukaemia charity event; shave for a cure.
#28 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
That's really cool of you to do that. And regardless of how you may feel about your appearance, bald chicks (who aren't butch dykes) look badass. And is especially so when it's done for a cause. Btw, doesn't it feel wonderful to have short hair? You know it's true
User avatar #29 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Literally the joy of not having to spend an hour sorting my hair out every morning and a futher two waiting for it to dry makes me want to tear my face off.
#49 - weeez (06/03/2014) [-]
thats actually why I shave my head irl. provides immunity to bed head and improves towel drying speed by 1500%
User avatar #59 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
I don't mind bed head, looks good on a lot of people.
User avatar #30 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Well to be fair it did look great in that original pic you posted. But nothing compares to not having the wind mess up your hair and taking 5 seconds to dry off after getting out of the shower
User avatar #31 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I'm thinking I'll probably grow it to between my chin and my shoulders, and keep it there.
User avatar #32 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
You should post some before and after pics as content when it grows back and tell people about why you buzzed your head
User avatar #33 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I did, actually! I posted getting my head shaved and the cause with a link to the chairty and FJ helped me raise $1036.70!! One guy even donated $200, it was crazy.
User avatar #34 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Damn, had I known I would've helped out. There needs to be a "Girls who shave their heads for philanthropic causes" channel, I'd subscribe to that shit. That's really awesome, hopefully that will inspire other people to do the same. I can't believe FJ actually did something meaningful and beneficial lol
User avatar #36 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Seriously, I was completely expecting to be shunned and red thumbed. Was really proud of FJ that day.
User avatar #38 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Being a girl helps.
User avatar #39 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, it definitely does.
User avatar #62 - alfonshister (06/04/2014) [-]
Red thumbed. Nvm
User avatar #63 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Oh, don't worry about it. I get red thumbed a lot. Not intentionally, but it doesn't bother me so much anymore.
User avatar #55 - alfonshister (06/03/2014) [-]
Im afraid you have already been. If done my best changing that
User avatar #60 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Already have been, what?
#17 - Bald pics?  [+] (22 new replies) 06/03/2014 on instagram vs real life +1
User avatar #18 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
<----
#19 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
hence why I asked
#20 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I typed up this lengthy dick response and then I realised I was carrying my bad joo-joo from another conversation and throwing it at you; which is unfair. For future reference, if you click the picture you can see a bigger version on my profile.
User avatar #21 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
I tried, it's just a blank screen that pops up though. But thanks for that pic. Is is a personal decision or is it health-related?
User avatar #23 - vikingesnumerouno (06/03/2014) [-]
personal health relations
User avatar #22 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Personal, cut it off for an Australian Leukaemia charity event; shave for a cure.
#28 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
That's really cool of you to do that. And regardless of how you may feel about your appearance, bald chicks (who aren't butch dykes) look badass. And is especially so when it's done for a cause. Btw, doesn't it feel wonderful to have short hair? You know it's true
User avatar #29 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Literally the joy of not having to spend an hour sorting my hair out every morning and a futher two waiting for it to dry makes me want to tear my face off.
#49 - weeez (06/03/2014) [-]
thats actually why I shave my head irl. provides immunity to bed head and improves towel drying speed by 1500%
User avatar #59 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
I don't mind bed head, looks good on a lot of people.
User avatar #30 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Well to be fair it did look great in that original pic you posted. But nothing compares to not having the wind mess up your hair and taking 5 seconds to dry off after getting out of the shower
User avatar #31 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I'm thinking I'll probably grow it to between my chin and my shoulders, and keep it there.
User avatar #32 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
You should post some before and after pics as content when it grows back and tell people about why you buzzed your head
User avatar #33 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I did, actually! I posted getting my head shaved and the cause with a link to the chairty and FJ helped me raise $1036.70!! One guy even donated $200, it was crazy.
User avatar #34 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Damn, had I known I would've helped out. There needs to be a "Girls who shave their heads for philanthropic causes" channel, I'd subscribe to that shit. That's really awesome, hopefully that will inspire other people to do the same. I can't believe FJ actually did something meaningful and beneficial lol
User avatar #36 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Seriously, I was completely expecting to be shunned and red thumbed. Was really proud of FJ that day.
User avatar #38 - mkchillin (06/03/2014) [-]
Being a girl helps.
User avatar #39 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, it definitely does.
User avatar #62 - alfonshister (06/04/2014) [-]
Red thumbed. Nvm
User avatar #63 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Oh, don't worry about it. I get red thumbed a lot. Not intentionally, but it doesn't bother me so much anymore.
User avatar #55 - alfonshister (06/03/2014) [-]
Im afraid you have already been. If done my best changing that
User avatar #60 - thirdjess (06/04/2014) [-]
Already have been, what?
#56 - Picture 06/02/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... 0
#53 - Not as short as your fight against Achilles.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... 0
User avatar #54 - hektoroftroy (06/02/2014) [-]
you fucking nigger say that to my face
#56 - mkchillin (06/02/2014) [-]
#23 - Once I had a wife, my great love...she was taken from me... 06/02/2014 on Mastectificent +8
#28 - Picture 06/02/2014 on Don't kill it with fire? +4
#30 - I was about to request Jackson (once again) then I saw the end… 06/02/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... +1
#22 - johnmaddenjohnmadden 06/01/2014 on fly? +1
#67 - Yes, the Trail of Tears was ****** . But if it was… 06/01/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... 0
#63 - Yes. He stopped a gunman/robber in a town he resided in just b…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... +4
User avatar #65 - thenameschuck (06/01/2014) [-]
Damn what a cool guy, but a rude dude for the whole Indian thing what ever he did that made the Indians move and how alot died or some shit
#105 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/01/2014) [-]
Some people think that Jackson was the first president who should have been impeached, mainly due to the trail of tears, but the government was too nervous about shaming one of their presidents so early into the country's birth.

And no, the trail of tears wouldn't have "inevitably happened" as the other guy said. Maybe if we had another genocidal president at the time, but I don't think any others were running. Jackson had no empathy for anyone who didn't help him or the country.
User avatar #124 - commontroll (06/01/2014) [-]
The real issue is the fact that the Cherokee Nation went through the American legal system to challenge it and the Supreme Court ruled the American Indian Act unconstitutional, yet Jackson ignored them and did it anyway, and made an example of the Cherokees for them following his nation's laws.

It pisses me off that people celebrate that man, and I side with Davey Crockett, that he was a horrible President.
User avatar #67 - mkchillin (06/01/2014) [-]
Yes, the Trail of Tears was fucked. But if it wasn't him it would've been someone else. The natives were destined to be doomed.
#14 - Andrew Jackson plz 05/31/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... 0
#8 - Yup 05/28/2014 on MFW "Plenty of fish in the... -1
#2 - Your pilots aren't the greatest either. 05/27/2014 on ah stereotypes +30
#6 - He killed 7 people at UCSB a few days ago  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on MFW "Plenty of fish in the... -1
User avatar #7 - bitchletsgo (05/28/2014) [-]
So he is thet guys that killed a bunch of kids cause he was ignored?
User avatar #8 - mkchillin (05/28/2014) [-]
Yup
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Thumb up zerba slap's comments until he's near level 0. He's another ********** trying to reach level -400.
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I made my own Bane costume yesterday. I can't wait till Halloween!
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