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#5 - >Joe Rogan mentioned on FJ >Swell with Alpha Brain and Ting 07/07/2014 on Fighting with Lots of funny +2
#2 - *Hard Rock 07/07/2014 on but there are people out there 0
#1 - I saw Halestorm November 2012 after I heard them on the radio …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/07/2014 on but there are people out there +9
User avatar #35 - jarelk (07/08/2014) [-]
*envious crying*
User avatar #10 - versaim (07/08/2014) [-]
Halestorm is fucking awesome.
#24 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
Alestorm is better.
User avatar #27 - listerthepessimist (07/08/2014) [-]
fuck yes
#26 - listerthepessimist has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2 - mkchillin (07/07/2014) [-]
*Hard Rock
#4 - Californiafag here, what have the results of legalized Marijuana been?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Simple State Comp: Colorado 0
User avatar #15 - theturkeyburger (07/08/2014) [-]
red yellow and green everywhere, along with raggedy knitted sweaters
User avatar #23 - dangler (07/08/2014) [-]
As if that shit wasn't already here
#13 - coolwearm (07/08/2014) [-]
Its a bit hard so see in the city and outside highschools
User avatar #6 - sharknik (07/07/2014) [-]
Tax dollars increase is nuts, but it's mainly in Denver. C.Springs is still doing dispensaries but no recreational stores.
User avatar #5 - syfygeek (07/07/2014) [-]
Excelent....

really really excellent
#5 - Amerifag here, are there really that many Muslim immigrants in…  [+] (36 new replies) 07/07/2014 on tis true +7
User avatar #131 - flyingvivo (07/08/2014) [-]
There are Muslims here but very few of them are extremists.
Most of them are pretty damn liberal when it comes to religion actually.
#103 - blakeruto (07/08/2014) [-]
Brit here,

The town next to the one I live in doesn't even look like you're in England any more. Firstly you would be lucky to see 3 white people on the street in the entire town.
Pretty much every shop sign is written in Arabic and has a stall outside selling knock off jewellery/pirate DVD's/fake Rayban glasses etc.
The streets are crammed with people, a lot of which randomly walk in the roads with no regards for traffic.
And to top it off there are mosks all over the place.

I don't mind them so much, It's when the shove their religion down our throats, abuse the NHS and our benefit system is when it pisses me off. (Which is a lot of them).
#36 - silentwarrior (07/08/2014) [-]
Swedenfag here, the "muslim" problem is almost nonexistent. It is not as bad as people make it out to be. We do have an immigration problem, but that is with immigrants from all backgrounds, not just muslims. I have yet to see muslims try to implement sharia law or anything like that, and most of them seem to want to live here in peace.
User avatar #104 - afunkyjunky (07/08/2014) [-]
I would not say we have a imigration problem, I've actaully read that our current imigration is benefitial to society (can't find a source for that statment, so don't quote me on it). Our real problem is intergration. If we keep putting all imigrants in the ghettos and think that they'll just blend into society automatically we are complete wrong. That's how we have ended up with these shootouts you hear about on the news in the first place. We need to make sure all imigrants learn swedish and that they have to feel like part of society, not like the scum we want to push under the carpet. *rant done*
#154 - silentwarrior (07/08/2014) [-]
My wording might have been a little wrong, i also meant integration of immigrants as the problem. Immigration is vital to sweden right now. Not only is it the only thing that keeps us from having a negative population growth, but it has been statisically proven that as a whole, immigrants economic benefits are way better than the disadvantages. The problem with integration is that immigrants often get put into the ghetoo, which dosent really integrate them with societies as a whole, as ghettos are often secluded. If the government actually built more houses so immigrants are not confined to ghettos with bad living conditions, and focused on helping the people in the ghettos with better schools, jobs, etc, then most of the problems would go away. Immigrants who live in better part of the cities are much more integrated, so this is really a socio-economic problem that needs to be fixedd.
User avatar #158 - afunkyjunky (07/08/2014) [-]
It's nice to find a fellow swedish best site on the interneter that think like this. Every time I see somthing about Sweden or scandinavia on best site on the internet it's allways about "musmlims taking over our country" and even tho it might be most as a joke, I get kind of frustrated over it.
User avatar #102 - demonican (07/08/2014) [-]
Swede here and from my own experience people hear about the extremes in the middle east (Isis, Al quaida etc...) and brands the one coming here as terrorists. Thus all the complaining.
User avatar #130 - flyingvivo (07/08/2014) [-]
Which is sad since the vast majority of the people who've come here came because they don't like the extremists.
User avatar #59 - cumbersome (07/08/2014) [-]
They did at one time push for sharia law here in dk - some of them did anyways. But honestly i dont know too much about it
User avatar #31 - leonhardt (07/08/2014) [-]
[Resisting urge to invade for oil]
#22 - klutzyspy (07/08/2014) [-]
We made a society where noone has to worry about money, and then opened our borders to the EU/EØS. So naturally now we have ghettos of sandniggers trying to make our country as shit as theirs
#21 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
we kinda keep all immigrants in certain areas then act all surprised when the shit hits the fan with riots and shit
#12 - pootismang (07/07/2014) [-]
Representative from Denmark.

Yes.
User avatar #7 - boneblast (07/07/2014) [-]
Almost all of scandinavia has a metric shitton of them brown folk. Whether they are detrimental to society i cant be sure, but atleast here in finland they are really fucking overly sensitive. Also from my own experience as an electrician, if they have a problem and you cant fix it immediatly they get sorta angry (personal experience in a poor neighbourhood) while most other people just start to get a little annoyed (i said MOST). I would like to add that from what i have heard a lot of them as what we here call ''social-bums'' AKA people without jobs who get their money from the government.
Also i hear that they tried to get the sharia law enforced in Denmark. But Sweden definitely got the worst of it.
#132 - steppeden (07/08/2014) [-]
MFW walking the streets of Tampere Finland's 3rd largest city by population
#89 - flyingfeces (07/08/2014) [-]
Yeah well not just Scandinavia, here in The Netherlands there are also a shitton of immigrants. The thing I hate the most about my country is that we feel like we have to be tolerant with everybody, hell we're intolerant against intolerance. As a result of this stupid behaviour minorities get way too much influence about what happens in our society and we feel we have to take all of their cultures, feelings and believes into account. The consequence of this is that they don't immigrate for shit, don't speak the language (even after like 15 years), cause a lot of crime, live of our tax payers wellfare checks and still demand better treatment because we created the feeling that they're important for our society.
Pic related it's one of the mosques in Rotterdam
#96 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
Same in Germany. They get special treatment all the time. Refugees from Africa tried to blackmail the state that they get a permanent right of residence. And still the refugees occupy an old school and are still in the country. The politicians are not able do to anything because that would be discriminatory even if they tried to blackmail them...
#95 - inept (07/08/2014) [-]
Thought I was reading about Britain here, we have the same problem, big businesses and politicians love immigration so they can get cheap labourers and they pretend they want diversity and multi culture- as if it actually benefits us. Meanwhile our social services and healthcare are being stretched to breaking point, and if anyone mentions that immigration might be a part of the problem they're immediately branded a racist and no one listens to a word they say...
#124 - dummerbaztard (07/08/2014) [-]
And I thought I was reading about Germany, exactly the same shit happening in every good country in Europe.
Fucking sand s
User avatar #88 - daragon (07/08/2014) [-]
Dane here, yes they did try (and fail horribly) to get sharia law enforced here. On the plus side one Arab dude made me a killer smoothie once, so I guess it evens out.
User avatar #58 - cumbersome (07/08/2014) [-]
Dane here. Yes, i believe they did try that, dont know if they still are. The more extremist ones are trying to mold danish society to their own beliefs, such as by wanting to ban pork based lunch meats from kindergardens (the danish food tradition is in many cases based around pork), and there was some calamity over a christmas tree being put up in a housing project. That would be the equivalent of complaining that there are christmas decorations at the mall. Honestly i personally have no problem with having them here, because the vast majority are nice people who take advantage of their new opportunities and get jobs and pay society back. I have a problem with the ones who seem to think the asylum givers should bend over backeards to incorporate asylum seekers
#84 - shadowgandalf (07/08/2014) [-]
As a fellow dane, i want to see this "vast majority" you are talking about.
I'm currently living in Køge, and we have fucking 3, THREE ghettos full of the worst kind of sands.

Shootings, gangs, drug floods, extreme levels of theft and the list just goes on and on.
In my experience the ones who are trying to stay away from that shit and be productive members of society, are only 1 in 100.
User avatar #55 - theshadowed (07/08/2014) [-]
For the record this is like the minority
User avatar #71 - schnizel (07/08/2014) [-]
Keep telling that to yourself.
User avatar #140 - theshadowed (07/08/2014) [-]
>schnizel
>Valid opinion
User avatar #141 - schnizel (07/08/2014) [-]
>ad shiggdy higidy
>shengdy bazinba
#54 - airforceman (07/08/2014) [-]
Wait...so Muslims are the niggers of scandanavia?
User avatar #110 - legendaryhero (07/08/2014) [-]
Muslims are the s in The Netherlands too.
#117 - mysweetestpoison (07/08/2014) [-]
Germany here.

Turks are indeed the german s~

(pic unrelated)
User avatar #120 - legendaryhero (07/08/2014) [-]
ftw I am a turk myself.
#122 - mysweetestpoison (07/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #123 - legendaryhero (07/08/2014) [-]
Turks without friends are no threats.
User avatar #127 - mysweetestpoison (07/08/2014) [-]
thats kinda true tho.

i know a turk from some village i used to live for a while.

he was a really decent guy.

however, feels like when some turks get together they go full ape mode.
i really dont get why
#81 - shadowgandalf (07/08/2014) [-]
Pretty much.
Except these are religious extremeist s.
#155 - airforceman (07/08/2014) [-]
A lot of s in America are Christian extremists it seems like.
#6 - nekomegz (07/07/2014) [-]
Not from Sweden, brit here.



Yes.
#2 - Comment deleted 07/07/2014 on Airwrecka McBride 0
#13 - Liberals  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Could've had a V8 -4
#15 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
That's not really a liberal thing, just a nutcase feminist thing
#2 - The body was modeled after his wife's 07/07/2014 on my adorable long babecare +1
#21 - An urchin? 07/01/2014 on Finland Knows How to Party -1
#20 - If that's where the cooler goes, where do you sit? On top of i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Finland Knows How to Party -1
User avatar #31 - grandmabetty (07/01/2014) [-]
The one I have has cushions you cover the hole with, so yeah, someone's gotta get off to get to the drinks.
#74 - Except nobody in this picture was/is a virgin  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Dorks! -1
#76 - jamessevensix (07/01/2014) [-]
course not...my mistake...I thought for a second that a bunch of guys that dress up like characters and throw a sausage fest party would be virgins...what was I thinking, my apologies sir.
#65 - Wow front page, my life is complete!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Dorks! +10
#108 - annoyinganonguy (07/01/2014) [-]
#31 - The place is great, the liberals and minorities and what they …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on wololo -1
#39 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
As a Los Angeles-ian (or whatever that's called), I feel you on this.
#28 - We Californians have more important things to worry about like…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on wololo -1
User avatar #30 - smashingtonic (06/30/2014) [-]
As I Californian I can say I love this state for it is my home and it is all I know, but I fucking hate the people that live here sometimes
User avatar #31 - mkchillin (06/30/2014) [-]
The place is great, the liberals and minorities and what they do is not. California is the definition of bittersweet
#39 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
As a Los Angeles-ian (or whatever that's called), I feel you on this.
#5 - I'd take an incompetent, patriotic nincompoop over a sinister,… 06/28/2014 on Trying to catch a fairy in... -4
#18 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2014 on He has a point. +4
User avatar #23 - ecalycptus (06/28/2014) [-]
This trailer makes me so fucking rage
User avatar #24 - atomschlumpf (06/28/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #25 - ecalycptus (06/28/2014) [-]
Well, at 0:30 "We ran out of food" while there is a fire on the crops. Why don't they put out the fire? Are they the ones who start the fire? If so, people don't eat gold you know.

0:35 Murphy's law : lolz wut?

0:50 "[...] in our solar system" This is reverse writing, and in this case it's badly done. It is meant to give a "ahhh!" moment for thoses "sharp" viewers or during the second viewing of the film.

0:57 They can't stop fucking whispering in films since the succes of The Exorcist. Except it's not really whispering, it's actually some sort of gurgling talking.

1:16 God that voice.

1:26 See 0:57

1:27 The trailer begin to be epic.

2:00 All the epic build up from the music, the most accurate description of a black hole, and interstellar travel is ruined by this shot.

2:02 Return to epicness.

2:10 Epidome of all I hate in this trailer.

I really hope the trailer is only showing the first 1/6 of the movie. I want more movies like Contact (1997). And not familly drama disguised as sci-fi.
User avatar #33 - leightonsolomon (06/28/2014) [-]
Look up the back story dumbass. It'll explain it all, the shortage of food, murphys law, why they have to leave in the first place.
#113 - White robes master race  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2014 on All grown up +2
User avatar #157 - smokingman (06/28/2014) [-]
Where's that girl on the right from?


Man, she looks really nice.
User avatar #120 - trollmobile (06/28/2014) [-]
what do white robes mean?
non-murrican here.
User avatar #126 - missionamp (06/28/2014) [-]
They don't mean anything. You wear your school's colors.
User avatar #125 - mindsculptorjace (06/28/2014) [-]
grad robes are made in the schools colors.
one for males, one for females if the highschool has 2.
ie, my highschool's colors were black and gold, males got black robes, females got gold
#133 - Orc (06/28/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** At my school, everybody wore blue. Fuck your non-equal gender robe wearing bull shit.
#38 - Elle is cuter imo 06/28/2014 on dat look -1
#64 - Joe Rogan mentioned on FJ, Roganites swell with Alpha Brain, T… 06/27/2014 on It's ok Joe, we were all... +1
#9 - Maybe I don't kill/eat dogs because they are loving, loyal com… 06/26/2014 on Fixed the fucking Vegan Rant -3
#4 - Hopefully Godzilla will be in it.  [+] (10 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Someday... +100
#43 - virtigo (06/26/2014) [-]
I agree that there was a little too much build up for what we actually got, but the end fight was fucking amazing, imo
User avatar #8 - harbingerwolf (06/26/2014) [-]
What pissed me off about the film were the points from the trailer where you thought there was about to be an epic battle, then they cut to that dopey lookin kid watching it on the news, i popped a rage boner. And then it happened again when they meet for a second time, only the doors closed and that was it. And then you finally get the one and only real fight scene and its constantly interrupted by boring military action, the halo jump was cool though, and the kaiju fight itself was pretty hype.
Im all for character development and what not but when i pay £15 to watch a Godzilla movie i expect it to be a movie, not a 2 hour extended trailer. Oh and Bryan Cranston's might aswell have just been a cameo -_-

Its a shame because the Godzilla design was fucking kick ass and the Muto's were awesome as fuck.
#40 - anonymous (06/26/2014) [-]
Well I can't help but notice that the movie was pretty close to the original movies. In the originals, it does start out with a lot of buildup to Godzilla coming and fucking shit up, and there are a lot of scenes with humans. That doesn't mean that I enjoyed watching Ford run around. I honestly think Dr. Serizawa should be the main human from now on. Also, there was no reason for Joe to die.
But also, in the older movies, while there was a lot of buildup to Godzilla and he normally had some short appearances until the very end where he starts kicking ass, the movie focuses on him when he finally comes up, they don't switch back and forth constantly, although they did maybe only a little.
I enjoyed the new movie, I don't have too much to complain about it, but I do have some ideas to make the movie better.

1. Again, have Serizawa the main human.
2. More Godzilla. We need more.
3. We need Mechagodzilla. Also...Anguirus and Mothra.
User avatar #23 - doctorprofessornv (06/26/2014) [-]
To be fair, if the movie had been filled with fight scenes eventually the audience would just be like "holy shit one of you just kill the other already, you've been going at eachother for hours"
User avatar #24 - harbingerwolf (06/26/2014) [-]
Yeah but 3 scenes wouldnt have been over doing that, but like i said, the main point of my annoyance was that the firs two scenes were so hyped up to lead to a kick ass fight scene, not to be skipped entirely.
User avatar #18 - wolverinez (06/26/2014) [-]
less is better usually.

Did you want the movie to go all nuts like Transformers, with everything visible and shitton of CGI? This tried to be cloverfield-ish and imo did ok. Yes, could have been shorter with less humans on sight.
User avatar #19 - harbingerwolf (06/26/2014) [-]
No, if those two specific scenes lead up to actual fighting scenes i would have been perfectly content.
User avatar #20 - wolverinez (06/26/2014) [-]
lets just hope the next part will learn from these mistakes somehow
User avatar #6 - IcyDeadPeople (06/26/2014) [-]
LOL
User avatar #5 - officialjg (06/26/2014) [-]
*sigh* ...Funnyjunk users will never let me have anything...
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User avatar #51 - duedum (06/28/2014) [-]
Oooooh damn!

*whipclash*
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#14 - mkchillin (10/28/2012) [-]
I made my own Bane costume yesterday. I can't wait till Halloween!
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