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#12 - I was quoting the Halo 4 version  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Too qualified! 0
User avatar #13 - gabemczombie (01/10/2014) [-]
My bad. Still inferior
User avatar #14 - mkchillin (01/10/2014) [-]
it is but it matches up with the pic of her Halo 4 iteration can't we just agree Cortana is hot
User avatar #15 - gabemczombie (01/10/2014) [-]
Yes Yes Fuck yes
User avatar #27 - mulk (01/10/2014) [-]
both of you make me lol
heres thumb
#9 - He also has a girl he is tasked with protecting... Don't …  [+] (17 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Too qualified! +6
#30 - motherfuckingkenji (01/10/2014) [-]
Nigga she died of old age.
Not even Dr. Halsey could do shit about that.

Also, if they make any part of the plot of Halo 5 about trying to bring her back, I'll be all kinds of pissed.

And Halo 4 was fucking glorious and fuck anyone who says it sucks. While the story and whatever of Halo 3 was the best in the franchise, the feel, the style and the controls of Halo 4 are the best. The Forerunner technology in Halo 4 is my favorite style for a super advanced alien race in any game ever. All dem angles and floaties.
Frankly, it's made by a different company than all the other Halos so of fucking course it's going to be a lot different, stop bitching about how "it's not Halo hurka dur".
User avatar #49 - Nightinear (01/10/2014) [-]
In the E3 trailer for the newest Halo, Cheif still has the item that cortana was in
User avatar #36 - hellfury (01/10/2014) [-]
More than likely Chief will find out Cortana's base information was sent to a forerunner outpost in a kind of skydrive. If someone was going to do that it would more than likely be the librarian for research purposes without compromising the original.
User avatar #11 - gabemczombie (01/10/2014) [-]
"Don't make a girl a promise... If you know you can't keep it"*
User avatar #16 - sptnfouroneseven (01/10/2014) [-]
Halo 3 quote masterrace here. Halo 4 is subpar in my opinion.
User avatar #17 - gabemczombie (01/10/2014) [-]
Halo 3 is the best game in the series. My favorite game of all time too
Halo 4 was a good game. Just not as good
#26 - mulk (01/10/2014) [-]
speak louder my brotha
for me the halo series ends at 3
#52 - gabemczombie (01/10/2014) [-]
Louder? Okay *Clears throat* I THINK HALO REACH WORKED TOO
User avatar #18 - sptnfouroneseven (01/10/2014) [-]
I'm sure the gameplay was good(I'd love to fly that Pelican for sure) but the story just... Fucked it up in my opinion, so I refuse to play it really. Also the multiplayer is ruined in my opinion due to the "Create a Class" mechanic for matchmaking, put someone skilled(Like I was at one point for Halo 3) starting off with a DMR/BR and a shotgun, the game's going to go one way. Add in the fact of at least two other people on my team probably has the same idea, and it's just unbalanced.
User avatar #19 - gabemczombie (01/10/2014) [-]
The multi is not halo anymore. Power weapons were supposed to rest in one place and wait for it's master to claim it. Now you can just beam it in
User avatar #20 - sptnfouroneseven (01/10/2014) [-]
They ruined it completely. Reach had some decency with it in the multiaplayer. Such as "Spawn with Sprint, DMR, and Pistol. Find the other shit you want." or if you're playing invasion, stuff that made sense. Such as a shotgun and armorlock.
User avatar #21 - gabemczombie (01/10/2014) [-]
Yeah i always loved Reach. The multiplayer got new stuff that fit in with the rest of the multiplayer while still having the halo feel at heart
User avatar #12 - mkchillin (01/10/2014) [-]
I was quoting the Halo 4 version
User avatar #13 - gabemczombie (01/10/2014) [-]
My bad. Still inferior
User avatar #14 - mkchillin (01/10/2014) [-]
it is but it matches up with the pic of her Halo 4 iteration can't we just agree Cortana is hot
User avatar #15 - gabemczombie (01/10/2014) [-]
Yes Yes Fuck yes
User avatar #27 - mulk (01/10/2014) [-]
both of you make me lol
heres thumb
#4 - And these people are in large numbers, are influential, are in…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Who needs the truth when i... +1
User avatar #10 - stickmansam (01/09/2014) [-]
almost every generation has been looked lowly upon by there elders. i think they'll turn out ok
#10 - I am beyond your comprehension. I am sovereign.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on untitled? yes untitled +13
#17 - thedarkpaladin (01/09/2014) [-]
#11 - dwarfman (01/09/2014) [-]
#3 - When the servers actually work that is  [+] (6 new replies) 01/08/2014 on BF3 0
User avatar #5 - captinchikin (01/08/2014) [-]
Battlefield 3 servers work just fine. That's exactly why I haven't gotten 4 yet.
User avatar #14 - commission (01/09/2014) [-]
Battlefield 3 servers work just fine. That's exactly why I haven't gotten 3.5 yet.*
#15 - zerodate (01/09/2014) [-]
Not even, weapons dont handle the same aside from basic principles. Engagement distances are more dynamic. Game is very different aside from basic principles found in all fps games.
User avatar #17 - commission (01/09/2014) [-]
and are you using that gif to represent you beating the shit outa me?
#32 - zerodate (01/09/2014) [-]
No motherfucker its a Pokemon gif. I use it because its bad-ass and I can. But if it makes you feel better then sure
#33 - commission (01/09/2014) [-]
**commission rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at All I wanted was a freaking apple... **

>mfe pokemon
#3 - Perhaps he should read the instruction manual 01/08/2014 on goddamn it bruce 0
#2 - Bro, do you even tattoo? 01/08/2014 on Clever 0
#9 - I'm content with my Xbox One and the great games it has along …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Gabe is my babe -5
#14 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
You can get an insanely beastly computer for around 6-7 hundred dollars. You can also use a xbox controller on said computer. Consoles are good, computers are good. They both have their pluses, so why fight?
#9 - They just ordered it for the box 01/08/2014 on I think its a goat +4
#1 - I was so happy to have seen him at Snowglobe. He's a classic 01/08/2014 on Snoop Doggy Dog 0
#132 - This is what the next generation will be like. Raised by gen X…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on Ridiculously Photogenic baby 0
#135 - kmichel (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, it seems to be MacBook, Beats, Northface gear, and iPhone/Galaxy. You could market anything to these people.
#6 - Picture 01/06/2014 on Pizza +157
#9 - There is one Senator who is unlike the others. Join us and hel…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Top Lel -2
User avatar #33 - kanadetenshi (01/05/2014) [-]
Rand Paul is a pseudo-libertarian that leeches of his fathers popularity to further his right-wing agenda. He's no different than most insane conservatives.
User avatar #19 - ivoryhammer (01/05/2014) [-]
Dude, fuck Rand Paul and his insane father.
User avatar #10 - hanabro (01/05/2014) [-]
He's a different pile of shit than the rest, but that doesn't mean he doesn't smell like shit.
#45 - Picture 01/05/2014 on (untitled) +3
#123 - How about you don't post ponies 01/05/2014 on Touch +10
#7 - the dark knight returns  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2013 on Batman knows it +3
#8 - nsfwanon (12/29/2013) [-]
You're awesome.
#58 - But if the graphics are good then they are a PART of the adventure 12/29/2013 on Adventure -3
#4 - I'd **** Nicki Minaj  [+] (9 new replies) 12/21/2013 on You A Stupid Ho +17
User avatar #17 - lmOldGreg (12/21/2013) [-]
I suppose you don't need to listen to her music while you bury it in her ass.
User avatar #19 - mcatheistnuggets (12/21/2013) [-]
I'd use her ass cheeks as earmuffs while she sucks me off.
User avatar #21 - Gandalfthewhite (12/21/2013) [-]
i'd like to see how she'd pull that off, some flexibility right there
#16 - kingdaniel (12/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - stealingbikes (12/21/2013) [-]
Not gonna lie, I would too. I'm not saying she's uber hot or anything like that, but I'd still put my dick in her. If for no other reason than to say I had.
User avatar #10 - pulluspardus (12/21/2013) [-]
probably will feel like fucking a plastic action figure.
User avatar #9 - menqudoneix (12/21/2013) [-]
it's funny because if you ever tell anyone you fucked Nicki Minaj, the first thing they'd ask is why.
User avatar #7 - itsmewaffle (12/21/2013) [-]
I don't know how to react to this.
#5 - Everything went downhill after Washington 12/19/2013 on Washing paint 0
#7 - Perhaps the squares enjoy their square society the way it is. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on They're not from around here 0
User avatar #13 - enkmaster (12/19/2013) [-]
I hear there are some extreme right wing nationalists that are growing in popularity in Europe. You should check it out.
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on I know which one sounds... +12
#32 - lfunnymanl (12/19/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #185 at programming ** i bet they both like pink floyd
#35 - right after 12/19/2013 on The little shit +1
#56 - What if we just followed the Constitution, treated each other … 12/18/2013 on Reality 0
#32 - MFW when I'm doing just that and I nick my nut and get a little cut  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2013 on Like a surgeon +11
User avatar #130 - kjoni (12/19/2013) [-]
nice rhyme
#40 - gamerjjl (12/18/2013) [-]
don't post screamers man Jk
#14 - Picture 12/18/2013 on butterflies +4
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#19 - onkii (12/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - mayormilkman (11/16/2013) [-]
Thumb up zerba slap's comments until he's near level 0. He's another ********** trying to reach level -400.
User avatar #17 - roll (09/21/2013) [-]
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#14 - mkchillin (10/28/2012) [-]
I made my own Bane costume yesterday. I can't wait till Halloween!
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