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mkchillin

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Date Signed Up:3/28/2010
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#2 - There was a "sweetheart" in there somewhere 06/23/2015 on I don't understand a single... 0
#6 - Harvey's good side  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2015 on The Fire +19
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#31 - thetoasterofdeath (06/23/2015) [-]
>>#20, but we got two-face when someone threw acid in Harvey's face
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#39 - angelious (06/23/2015) [-]
he was talking about the movie version.
#20 - angelious (06/23/2015) [-]
half of harveys good side.


or maybe you could say we gained his bad side...



its complicated

i guess we could say we gained two face.
#3 - If only Chicago had gun control laws, then surely it wouldn't …  [+] (14 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Homicide +2
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#4 - xtremehivoltage (06/23/2015) [-]
It does tho
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#6 - atonial (06/23/2015) [-]
That's the joke.

It's about how cities with more gun control tend to have more crime.
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#15 - xtremehivoltage (06/23/2015) [-]
Ok man. Just was making sure, you never can tell. I live in tn, we love our guns but we stay the hell away from Memphis
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#19 - tennessee (07/02/2015) [-]
You're the only ten I see.
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#20 - xtremehivoltage (07/02/2015) [-]
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#14 - MegaAwesomeSauce (06/23/2015) [-]
*American cities
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#17 - atonial (06/23/2015) [-]
#18 - anon (06/23/2015) [-]
...WHAT!?
#8 - fecal (06/23/2015) [-]
that's a nice connection you're make it there. Could it not be that cities with higher crime tend to need to have strict gun laws for shit to not get any worse?
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#9 - atonial (06/23/2015) [-]
Well that's just the thing. Shit is the way it is because the laws don't work properly. Sure, if the world was perfect we'd be like Japan and on top of the world with not much of a need for firearms, but the people that gun control intends to disarm are still getting armed.

This is why there are such high crime rates in DC and Chicago. Both areas have major gun laws, but they don't stop people from buying illegal guns from neighborhood dealers. All it does is disarm people like you and me who (presumably) obey the law.
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#11 - policexplain (06/23/2015) [-]
And since the armed bad guys know that the good guys are unarmed, it makes for easier/safer targets.
#12 - anon (06/23/2015) [-]
^Exactly.

I mean I understand laws restricting access to things like machine guns, but honestly I feel that if you're mentally competent, aren't a convicted felon, and go through the proper safety courses and other processes, that there should be no reason why you wouldn't be allowed to get a handgun for self-defense or something like that.
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#16 - atonial (06/23/2015) [-]
Honestly I feel the only thing you should really have to pass a background check for is automatic weapons, even then it wouldn't really matter much.

>tfw can't defend home with a grease gun
#7 - anon (06/23/2015) [-]
I hate that Chicago is even trying it. It's a CITY WIDE ban and they expect good results??

When's the last time you were stopped and searched before entering a city? The fuck did they think was going to happen? Johnny Lawbreaker would think *hmm, I can't get a gun in town, and the store outside of town is, like, TWENTY MINUTES AWAY ugh, no crime for me.*?
#18 - ...I don't understand a word you just said.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/22/2015 on Golden Eagle loves to be... +52
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#48 - iqequalzero (06/22/2015) [-]
Mammals have claws, birds have talons.

There are finer points to it, but thats the overall rule afaik.
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#53 - sidemammalian (06/22/2015) [-]
I haven't seen Napoleon Dynamite, sorry.
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#16 - Sick what ?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/22/2015 on Golden Eagle loves to be... +54
#17 - trollinggenius (06/22/2015) [-]
Sick talons
#18 - mkchillin (06/22/2015) [-]
...I don't understand a word you just said.
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#48 - iqequalzero (06/22/2015) [-]
Mammals have claws, birds have talons.

There are finer points to it, but thats the overall rule afaik.
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#53 - sidemammalian (06/22/2015) [-]
I haven't seen Napoleon Dynamite, sorry.
#45 - sideism (06/22/2015) [-]
#4 - Just goes to show how monolithic these people are in their thi… 06/22/2015 on The jews were the real... -4
#13 - Picture 06/22/2015 on Movie Poster Clich├ęs Comp. 0
#3 - Comment deleted 06/16/2015 on Those look like comfortable... 0
#8 - I'm in Davis for summer, I spend a of time in Sac if any of yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on one job 0
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#10 - Dember (06/16/2015) [-]
I'm about 25 minutes from the Sacramento airport, about 30 minutes from Davis also.
#17 - And his trusty sidekick, Mark the Mint Man  [+] (14 new replies) 06/11/2015 on How to break up a fight +28
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#25 - neokun (06/11/2015) [-]
Who the fuck could forget Peppermint paul.
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#26 - glitternips (06/11/2015) [-]
Spearmint sam?
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#27 - neokun (06/11/2015) [-]
I hear him and Juicyfruit John don't get along these days.
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#28 - glitternips (06/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, and he's got a homosexual relationship with Wrigley Warren.
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#30 - neokun (06/11/2015) [-]
I thought he was having a bit of Starburst Stan on the side.
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#31 - glitternips (06/11/2015) [-]
Maybe even Altoid Aaron.
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#32 - neokun (06/11/2015) [-]
He's out the game for a couple weeks, got into a skuffle with Airwave Alan and landed himself in hospital.
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#33 - glitternips (06/11/2015) [-]
Yeesh, I hope that Dubble Bubble Danny doesen't hear this.
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#34 - neokun (06/11/2015) [-]
Pfft who cares, he's under Skittle Steve's thumb. Guys a wuss.
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#35 - glitternips (06/11/2015) [-]
Fuck this i cant stop laughing
#36 - neokun (06/11/2015) [-]
Good cause I've ran out of names.
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#29 - glitternips (06/11/2015) [-]
And he once sucked Eclipse Ethan's dick I heard.
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#23 - straightbusta (06/11/2015) [-]
Nah that's the sidekick. Doublemint Dave is the real hero
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#18 - wolfiet (06/11/2015) [-]
Don't forget the man he learned the trade from, Doublemint Dave