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Interests: intellectual shit, knowledge, God, America, history, tech, video games, politics, aquatic sports
Date Signed Up:3/28/2010
Last Login:11/20/2014
Location:California
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#5 - I was ****** outraged when he said that Oba… 03/21/2014 on Huehuehue +1
#4 - But he would just lower his prices given Mr Krabbs is a cheaps… 03/20/2014 on :( 0
#3 - That's a lot of nuts!  [+] (6 new replies) 03/19/2014 on nuts +28
#23 - bookieblaster (03/19/2014) [-]
may i ask what movie this is?
User avatar #24 - vladhellsing (03/20/2014) [-]
Kung Pow.
#13 - OldSnake (03/19/2014) [-]
"This is CNN."
#20 - wyattgc (03/19/2014) [-]
C....N....N.....
#9 - animepsycchosecond (03/19/2014) [-]
This movie is fucking comedy gold.
User avatar #7 - vladhellsing (03/19/2014) [-]
YOU... beat me to it.
#10 - **mkchillin rolls 928** 03/19/2014 on Be a good man +33
#12 - Completely dry cereal master race (just had cheerios) …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/19/2014 on ink stinks -20
#142 - Womens Study Major (03/19/2014) [-]
show ur face faggot
#64 - joaomartins (03/19/2014) [-]
you are dead to me...
User avatar #62 - cannibalvegan (03/19/2014) [-]
Do do know there's lactose free milk right?
User avatar #59 - mcrut (03/19/2014) [-]
No you don't like milk bc you are lactose sensitive and have been classically trained due to your reaction to it.
#17 - Womens Study Major (03/19/2014) [-]
You had my support until you disrespected milk.
#133 - Womens Study Major (03/19/2014) [-]
maybe thats why you have acne. that shit is good for baby cows but not humans. just think of what you have to do to obtain. you dont see any other specied goibg around drinking the breast milk of another animal. go suck your moms tits. thats what theyrefor
#37 - huffe (03/19/2014) [-]
filthy milk drinker
#8 - Picture 03/19/2014 on Along came a spider +9
#1 - on the way down  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on how it actually happend +14
User avatar #3 - graymalkin (03/19/2014) [-]
It looks like hes yelling noooooo
#19 - I knew I wasn't the only one who thought of that! 03/13/2014 on Don't think this needs a... 0
#58 - The decay of the Y chromosome is alive and well 03/13/2014 on Welcome to Hel..sinki 0
#39 - Taking white guilt to a whole new level 03/12/2014 on What did you say? +20
#78 - How Titanfall will look on Xbox 360 03/11/2014 on good luck sleeping +1
#42 - Titanfall. just came out today and im gonna go back on it afte… 03/11/2014 on Titanfail +1
#9 - That gives a whole hole new meaning to kiss my ass 03/11/2014 on Shitty taste in my mouth 0
#11 - I see you like to kick it with aquatic bros I like to… 03/10/2014 on You came to the... +2
#8 - Picture 03/10/2014 on Tumblr +2
#5 - You think nuggets are your ally? 03/10/2014 on The Present +7
#2 - Yay, another asshole breaking a law, acting immature in public…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Milkshake -47
#13 - eatrandy (03/10/2014) [-]
DO IT FO DA VINE
I ain't gon' do it!
#5 - hagerusaito (03/10/2014) [-]
"Making someone's life worse."

If you're referring to the daughter, she wouldn't even have life if it wasn't for the father.

If you're referring to some random stranger that might have to pick the cup up, I doubt they'd let that get to them. "Nope. There's a fucking cup in the parking lot. I can't deal with this. I'm gonna go kill myself."
#17 - Womens Study Major (03/10/2014) [-]
>If you're referring to the daughter, she wouldn't even have life if it wasn't for the father.
you're kind of implying that every parent is allowed to beat their child for no reason
#32 - hagerusaito (03/10/2014) [-]
Throwing a milkshake out a window isn't beating a child. I was specifically referring to the post.
#4 - exceeding (03/10/2014) [-]
You don't actually believe that? do you?
User avatar #3 - madamekawaii (03/10/2014) [-]
You must be fun at parties.
User avatar #18 - matrixone (03/10/2014) [-]
I'd take him over you judgmental asshole any time at a party.
User avatar #19 - kirkwahmett (03/10/2014) [-]
you must be fun at parties.
User avatar #20 - matrixone (03/10/2014) [-]
Touché.
#21 - I can only imagine Heaven as being a place where nothing at al… 03/10/2014 on (untitled) +5
#6 - C-Section master race  [+] (19 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Happy Removal day! +42
User avatar #35 - mrsixinch (03/08/2014) [-]
All these people with survival stories for their reasons for C-Section, and I'm just sitting here thinking "I was just boring my mother so she had it done". I was two weeks overdue, and she was just like aw fuck it, he's coming out now...
User avatar #29 - silasersej (03/08/2014) [-]
I kicked the placenta down in front of the exit.
Reporting in
User avatar #24 - weirdvintagegirl (03/08/2014) [-]
I had to be C-section, as I was headed out feet-first and 4 months early.
User avatar #22 - levitatingscrotum (03/08/2014) [-]
reportin in,too.. I was born 2 moths before I should have been born. I was the only healthy kid on the floor that survived this early birth. feelsgoodman.jpg
User avatar #25 - weirdvintagegirl (03/08/2014) [-]
Hello, fellow preemie. I was born 4 months early, and I was the second-smallest baby to survive in that hospital. How much did you weigh? I was 1 lb, 5.7 oz.
User avatar #34 - levitatingscrotum (03/08/2014) [-]
I am not really sure.. I think I weighted under 2kg(I'm not really sure) but I was really small,smallest kid to survive there I think.. but damn man.. 4 months early. Dude you had some balls(even tho they didn't drop down yet probably..)
User avatar #38 - weirdvintagegirl (03/08/2014) [-]
The pictures are pretty crazy. I was a little under a foot long, and nearly see-through. I scarred very easily (I still have the scars to this day, and the one on my leg is very big) and couldn't be touched for a long time. My balls haven't dropped in...well, because I don't have any. I'm a girl. Haha!
User avatar #39 - levitatingscrotum (03/08/2014) [-]
oh damn.. Well shoulda checked your usedname.. sorry x)
But yeah.. I had to stay next 2 months in the hospital, in incubator.. things were crazy..
User avatar #45 - weirdvintagegirl (03/08/2014) [-]
No worries, I don't think anyone bothers to check usernames for genders. I was also in an incubator. My parents would wrap up Beanie Babies in cellophane and the nurses would put them in there to keep me company.
User avatar #46 - levitatingscrotum (03/08/2014) [-]
Well they were always telling me I'm gonna be a football(soccer) player one day(european master race checking in btw),they said I was kicking with my legs all the time. If we are talking about toys keeping company I had this little cute centipede that I still have until this day somewhere.. It was keeping me company for my whole baby life..Damn life was easy back then.
#52 - european (03/08/2014) [-]
I is master race
User avatar #47 - weirdvintagegirl (03/08/2014) [-]
Aww. I always hated having my hands touched when I was in the incubator, and I still kind of hate it. And yes, times were certainly easier. We didn't even have to get up to take a shit, we just did and cried and our parents cleaned us up.
User avatar #48 - levitatingscrotum (03/08/2014) [-]
Well I meant it in kinda different way.. Now we have developed our mind and we(at least me) still have to think about stuff. Life was easier when you just think about playing outside or just sleeping home..By the way the soccer thing is kinda ironic,because I kinda hate soccer now..
User avatar #49 - weirdvintagegirl (03/08/2014) [-]
I know, I was just kidding. I don't like soccer, either. Come to think of it....I don't really like any sports.
User avatar #50 - levitatingscrotum (03/08/2014) [-]
Well,my opinion is that soccer is fun game to play but not to watch. I like sports,some of them. Ice-hockey is cool and I love ice skating in every version possible..
User avatar #51 - weirdvintagegirl (03/08/2014) [-]
I like watching ice skating, I suppose, for the costumes, routines, and music. I've never tried it, though, and I've always wanted to.
User avatar #15 - trygve (03/08/2014) [-]
reporting in
#7 - schmitty (03/08/2014) [-]
MRW people tell be natural birth is better. least I haven't touched my mom's vagina in a nonsexual way.
User avatar #28 - fairnheight (03/08/2014) [-]
Not to be a complete trivia whore, but vaginal birth is demonstrably better than c-section. Just prior to delivery, we now know that the mother's body chemistry changes, causing "good germs" and bacteria to grow in the birth canal. As the baby delivers, it's covered with this "inoculum" that becomes, in effect, the newborn's first line of defense against infection. But hey...you c babies are here and that's what matters.
#24 - I do support gays. I think they have the right to a happy life…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2014 on YOU'RE WITH US OR AGAINST US +4
User avatar #26 - avatardsucks (03/06/2014) [-]
okay but you make it sound like the people who arent marching in the parade are the ones who suffer the most, if someone called me a homophobe because im not an activist then i wouldnt care because thats their dumb opinion, but im not gonna say gay people are dumb either. Gay people marching is just their way of rebelling against the corrupt and ignorant laws that stand against their sexual identity. Before you say "why arent there straight pride parades?" its because there is no point in having one because straight people are accepted everywhere and have nothing to stand for accept being proud to be part of a group that isnt dealing with oppression which at the end of the day is homophobic.
User avatar #37 - married (03/06/2014) [-]
Iv seen a gay pride parade in California and that are all in bikinis humping each other. For me top accept gays to be able to get married they need to keep composure in public
#21 - Wow, front page! I've never gotten this far ever! Thank you FJ…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/06/2014 on YOU'RE WITH US OR AGAINST US +11
#336 - icanhasaccount (03/07/2014) [-]
i'm not disagreeing with anything ...honestly i agree but why "Stalinistic"
It's a pretty bad term to describe it . Dictatorial pro-gay propaganda?
I would have thumbed up if it weren't for this syntax blunder
#222 - Womens Study Major (03/07/2014) [-]
Dude shut up
#200 - Womens Study Major (03/07/2014) [-]
fuck you faggot
#162 - kanatana (03/07/2014) [-]
This is your first front page? Heh, I remember when I got my cherry popped. Feels good, man.

Pic related, my first front page post.
#197 - freakyorange (03/07/2014) [-]
First FP post thread?
User avatar #106 - scorpionkingabcd (03/06/2014) [-]
I see you had one red thumb on your comment, not anymore
#27 - Womens Study Major (03/06/2014) [-]
Most content with anything gay related reach FP. It's not that big of any achievement.
User avatar #323 - kuchikirukia (03/07/2014) [-]
-All content has an OP
-OP is a faggot
-Therefore all content is gay related.

So not surprising.
#19 - The Republican world we live in? What the **** ar…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/06/2014 on YOU'RE WITH US OR AGAINST US +21
#382 - killinghobotfc (03/07/2014) [-]
But you're generalizing a whole sexual orientation based on a stereotype.

I agree with the first paragraph and the parades but come on, not all gays act all fruity and feminine. That's like saying every straight person has a serious demeanor and they live normal-boring lives. The very statement "if gays acted like straight people" is horribly ignorant and false. Just because a group acts one way and is linked to a certain sexual orientation, doesn't mean that its behavior is shared throughout said orientation. The KKK is decidedly straight, so does that mean all straight people act like the KKK?

Absolutely not.
User avatar #344 - nighkey (03/07/2014) [-]
So I ended up falling in love with another women. I don't tell anyone that. Not because I'm "afraid to come out of the closet" but because it might be hard for family to adjust and we want to make sure we're very stable together for a long time before labeling ourselves as a family to others. (Especially with the children involved.. Grandma and Grandpa don't get it.) I'd do the same if it were a male counterpart and long term interests.

But that still doesn't keep people interested in making a fuss, from being horrified we aren't going to join parades, wear supportive shirts, or generally participate in the apparent gay pride 'movement.' "But aren't you gay??" Yup. "Then why don't you care about not being able to get married in this state??" Because we care more about our long friendship blooming into romance and if the trash is going to get taken out..? It just doesn't feel like a big deal. If you really are gay, you know you care for this person. It's just..natural. And marriage would just screw up credit, debt, and tax returns..
User avatar #322 - rossdabigboss (03/07/2014) [-]
i wouldn't go so far as to say that their world immediately becomes fantastic by proclaiming their sexuality. The gay/supporter community is certainly welcoming and happy but you can't forget about how much bullying gays go through during childhood and how much hate they face in adulthood
User avatar #22 - avatardsucks (03/06/2014) [-]
who the fuck says youre a bigot for not supporting them? ive only heard people called bigots for bashing them by calling them faggots or gross. If they have their parades then let them, why get so butthurt over it? Also its still brave coming out as a homosexual in a world where gay marriages are banned in countries and states/provinces. Seems like youre just annoyed by gay pride and try to have a half logical argument to justify your half baked opinion. Isn't it better to support them and treat them equally instead of just making them look like the evil ones for not being afraid of oppression?
User avatar #24 - mkchillin (03/06/2014) [-]
I do support gays. I think they have the right to a happy life devoid of scrutiny, oppression, hate, slander and bias just because of who they are. I think they deserve the privilege to get married. What I'm saying is that society is taking too far and the pro-gay propaganda bandwagon is omnipotent, omnipresent and anybody who disagrees is now the one in the wrong as opposed to the homosexual. The roles have been reversed, and while in many places gays still suffer harassment, I'm simply saying that we must be careful when fighting monsters lest we become ones ourselves. I'm legitimately concerned about what the future holds in store for whoever doesn't align with the "progressive" agenda, ie, whites, males, Christians, conservatives, heterosexuals, upper/middle class people, etc and hope that WE aren't the ones who will eventually singled-out and discriminated against
User avatar #26 - avatardsucks (03/06/2014) [-]
okay but you make it sound like the people who arent marching in the parade are the ones who suffer the most, if someone called me a homophobe because im not an activist then i wouldnt care because thats their dumb opinion, but im not gonna say gay people are dumb either. Gay people marching is just their way of rebelling against the corrupt and ignorant laws that stand against their sexual identity. Before you say "why arent there straight pride parades?" its because there is no point in having one because straight people are accepted everywhere and have nothing to stand for accept being proud to be part of a group that isnt dealing with oppression which at the end of the day is homophobic.
User avatar #37 - married (03/06/2014) [-]
Iv seen a gay pride parade in California and that are all in bikinis humping each other. For me top accept gays to be able to get married they need to keep composure in public
#62 - The settings were different in each movie. In TDK, Batman had … 03/06/2014 on dorkly +5
#58 - He was trying to uplift Bruce's spirits which had just been cr…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2014 on dorkly +3
User avatar #60 - letriggs (03/06/2014) [-]
yes but he quite literally says "Gotham needs you"

then the next movie he is telling him to stop being batman

all poetic stuff aside Alfred get your shit together
User avatar #62 - mkchillin (03/06/2014) [-]
The settings were different in each movie. In TDK, Batman had been on the scene for over a year, it was established that he was a presence and Alfred went along with it. Bruce was still on the Board for Wayne Enterprises and functioning within it, and outside of that he was carrying out justice on the streets. He even kept up his playboy antics. He was still young and everything was fine and dandy until the Joker came onto the scene. It was after the events of TDR that Alfred had a change of heart.

It was seeing him become a crippled recluse, a shadow of his former self, physically and mentally deteriorated, lonesome and withdrawn from life that prompted Alfred to urge him to abandon his senseless crusade on crime. He knew that Bruce was intending to re-emerge as Batman once more in order to go out with a bang. He knew that Bruce had nothing left and was not just willing, but outright wanting to die and was brashly prepared to throw himself out there against Bane and get himself killed. THAT'S why he told him to stop with the Batman nonsense altogether. Shit changed since TDR and Alfred was pleading with him to just let it go and settle down for a normal life as opposed to wasting what time and ability he had left fighting evil.
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#19 - onkii (12/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - mayormilkman (11/16/2013) [-]
Thumb up zerba slap's comments until he's near level 0. He's another ********** trying to reach level -400.
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#14 - mkchillin (10/28/2012) [-]
I made my own Bane costume yesterday. I can't wait till Halloween!
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