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mkchillin

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Date Signed Up:3/28/2010
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#13 - What're Eugenics?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on jungle fever 0
User avatar #15 - captainrattrap (06/14/2014) [-]
It relates to affecting future generations by gene selection, through a variety of ways. Usually ends in violence though.
#11 - Then why are blacks the most athletic and asians the most intelligent?  [+] (11 new replies) 06/14/2014 on jungle fever -7
User avatar #85 - youregaylol (06/14/2014) [-]
Blacks aren't the most athletic by a long shot. They are better at certain endurance sports. The worlds strongman competition is almost entirely white.
#160 - klololololol (06/14/2014) [-]
but the thing is being a strongman isn't a sport which is why only white people dominate it
User avatar #12 - captainrattrap (06/14/2014) [-]
Eugenics isn't the same as genetics.

And asians aren't the smartest, there are just billions and billions of them so they have the numbers advantage, a higher odds of producing geniuses.
#163 - klololololol (06/14/2014) [-]
asians are the smartest though they found out the secret to succeeding at a western-dominated world economy is to be the hardest working (i.e having the most merit) and a high IQ doesn't mean anything anymore
User avatar #180 - captainrattrap (06/14/2014) [-]
Hard work absolutely has a lot to do with it, but ingenuity and social skills is a big thing too.
#182 - klololololol (06/14/2014) [-]
I'm sure asian people are very social and ingenious among people that speak their native language. But for the most part hard work is what brings you ahead in life not "ingenuity" which is absolutely subjective in every context.
#14 - captainrattrap (06/14/2014) [-]
You'll notice a relation between number of "smart people" and population as well as financial catalysts.
User avatar #139 - anonyivious (06/14/2014) [-]
So what exactly is the map trying to say? I can't read maps without legends.
User avatar #147 - captainrattrap (06/14/2014) [-]
Sorry, it's a population heatmap. My bad I could have put a better picture, the point is that the red parts represent high density areas, and the lighter parts are less dense.
User avatar #13 - mkchillin (06/14/2014) [-]
What're Eugenics?
User avatar #15 - captainrattrap (06/14/2014) [-]
It relates to affecting future generations by gene selection, through a variety of ways. Usually ends in violence though.
#7 - BOOMER WILL LIVE 06/14/2014 on Dogs Make Better People 0
#20 - Comment deleted 06/14/2014 on Game Over -1
#19 - 2014.  [+] (29 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Game Over +2
User avatar #58 - jokexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
bar sunset overdrive and maybe ori, none of these games are even remotely interesting.
User avatar #24 - Kairyuka (06/14/2014) [-]
I remember back when Fable was good Fable 1 basically
User avatar #34 - zaxzwim (06/14/2014) [-]
apparently HD remake is coming to xbox one exclusively, man fuck microsoft
User avatar #88 - satansferret (06/14/2014) [-]
Remember back in the day when all SNES games were exclusive?
User avatar #105 - zaxzwim (06/14/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #38 - ragingdouchbag (06/14/2014) [-]
nigga really. Everything nintendo is exclusive, but the few things that are microsoft exclusive is a fuck you.

All consoles hold games hostage. If you hate it, do so universally.
User avatar #39 - zaxzwim (06/14/2014) [-]
my main point is that the first of games i liked growing up like halo CE, fable few other games i can't remember but they are being made exclusive for the newest consoles only so i'm going to have to fork out $600 or so bucks to play 1 game i used to really like and would enjoy playing again but where it doesn't consist of a whole 5 polygon for each character
#45 - blancka (06/14/2014) [-]
WOW it's almost like exclusives are used to sell consoles because if there were no exclusives everyone would simply buy the cheaper console every time.
User avatar #46 - zaxzwim (06/14/2014) [-]
but why make it exclusive to a console after it was exclusive to another or on all
#49 - blancka (06/14/2014) [-]
Because it brings in console sales. Loyal customers will buy the new console regardless. You bring in others from other markets with this. Similar to nintendo making bayonetta 2.
User avatar #52 - zaxzwim (06/14/2014) [-]
it's all about money unfortunately
#53 - blancka (06/14/2014) [-]
Competition is far more beneficial to consumers than to companies. Without it XB1 would have gone through with its original plan and basically removed all rights that come with purchases related to games, along with requiring constant internet.

Monopolies are bad mmkay?
User avatar #55 - zaxzwim (06/14/2014) [-]
if the xbone had gone through with it's original plan it wouldn't have sold nearly as many units
#56 - blancka (06/14/2014) [-]
If the ps4 wasn't present to compete with it, it would have gone through and sold even more than it did. And without exclusives there would be no competition. See where this is going?
User avatar #106 - zaxzwim (06/14/2014) [-]
i get what your saying and it was late when i was typing that and i really don't know where i was going
User avatar #41 - ragingdouchbag (06/14/2014) [-]
its the same as the transition from xbox to 360 isn't it? Also the xboxone is 400 bucks, they lowered it after they payed the bills for the release titles and advertising wars.
User avatar #42 - zaxzwim (06/14/2014) [-]
i'm mainly angry about them making games exclusive that were a huge success elsewhere, like deadrising 2 was on all consoles and it was a huge hit, everyone loved it and then they made 3 an xbone exclusive, if they released fable HD or whatever it is now on all platforms it would do much better
User avatar #109 - ragingdouchbag (06/14/2014) [-]
They finally stopped the dick measuring contest though, which is nice. It does suck that xbox got the short end. Their orginal concept for the xboxone was dope before people got ahold of stupid rumors.
User avatar #107 - ragingdouchbag (06/14/2014) [-]
yes but the sole purpose of exclusives is to get customers. DEad rising was originally an exlusive taht was cross platform due to its digital release. While fable could do the same thing, the company is rying to move the support from 360 to the 1. This means they need a signifigant transition. Fable has been going downhill for a while (the kinect game for instance) so the new and improved release and the remake need to be exclusives to get customers.
User avatar #108 - zaxzwim (06/14/2014) [-]
if fable is going down hill and going so badly then let it die, they are just milking the hell out if it now
User avatar #110 - ragingdouchbag (06/14/2014) [-]
no the legends is a sort of reamping in the eyes of lion head. The thing that made fable great was the obtuse nature of the world. You can't jsut copy and paste that so they have been jumping timeframes like a hobo between traincars. 2 and 3 seemed decent but had a falling curve for good ideas and a rising curve for new ones.

I figure they hav e ashot at a good balance here shortly.
User avatar #112 - zaxzwim (06/14/2014) [-]
i havn't looked into what it is yet
User avatar #113 - ragingdouchbag (06/14/2014) [-]
its basically mighty quest for epic loot (actual title for another game) with the fable universe and coop.
User avatar #114 - zaxzwim (06/14/2014) [-]
just looked at the E3 thing and i don't really like the look of it actually but there was talk of a HD remake of the first one
User avatar #40 - zaxzwim (06/14/2014) [-]
nintendo however not releasing games that have allways been exclusives nintendo and their consoles, i'm not surprised that they are still exclusives
User avatar #26 - ragingdouchbag (06/14/2014) [-]
i liked 2 until the "choice"
If you didn't get your dog back you are hitler
User avatar #44 - awesomanium (06/14/2014) [-]
I chose the best ending because I didn't have a family and in the DLC there's a guy who can resurrect your dog
User avatar #111 - ragingdouchbag (06/14/2014) [-]
what about hte sister?
User avatar #115 - awesomanium (06/15/2014) [-]
You don't see her again and by the time I got to the end I had forgotten about her
I was playing a good character as well so the extra good rep was nice
#13 - What's a peder-ass, Walt? 06/14/2014 on This Needs A Back Story 0
#3 - Pretty ******* ninja.gif 06/14/2014 on Nailing the Railing 0
#5 - Freaked me out when he grabbed her with his Venom hand 06/13/2014 on rape +1
#12 - 51 states just doesn't seem right...not to mention the updatin…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on 51st State of the USA +5
User avatar #22 - whtkid (06/13/2014) [-]
Go for 52, Puerto Rico and DC
User avatar #15 - vorarephilia (06/13/2014) [-]
maybe that's what we need.

new states helped provoke the civil war.
#3 - Rum/Vodka master race(s)  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Nyquil's Drunk Uncle Jack +2
User avatar #7 - zenler (06/13/2014) [-]
vodka/sake master- bate race
User avatar #4 - csondi (06/13/2014) [-]
accept that others might have different taste master race
#1 - Meanwhile, some other guys are taking off with his car 06/12/2014 on If I Make It, You All Get... 0
#48 - Only makes sense that spiders would be that big on Krypton 06/12/2014 on free nightmare! -2
#18 - Batman has a thing where when he's talking with people, he sud…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2014 on How nice of superman +19
#42 - Ken M (06/13/2014) [-]
Well actually x-rays would be blocked by the dumpster, and I'm pretty sure he just sees the ears, and the dumpster fades away to highlight batman for those not skilled at batman-finding.
#22 - beltrami (06/12/2014) [-]
It's cause they are friends and that is nice of Superman =) Batman's not always nice.
#17 - Just another day in the life of Jimmy Nutrin 06/11/2014 on Jimmy's got a big one 0
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on What I've been doing for... +2
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#3 - Vine needs to be renamed "Black people acting silly" 06/11/2014 on ICE CREAM +3
#12 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2014 on What I've been doing for... +2
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#7 - Knight Brienne of House Busey  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Knight Brienne of House Tyson +1
#16 - aquanigger (06/11/2014) [-]
GARY BUSEY!!!11!ONE!!!!!ELEVEN
#31 - GIVE ME THE CUBE BOY  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Transformers +3
User avatar #35 - kelseymiss (06/11/2014) [-]
Give me the All Spark and you may live to be my pet.
User avatar #60 - leonhardt (06/11/2014) [-]
I CAN SMELL YOU
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Damn Nature +19
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#9 - Picture 06/11/2014 on sponges are cool +1
#2 - It will be done my lord  [+] (10 new replies) 06/11/2014 on awesome lego boba fett cosplay +52
#3 - ssheinrich (06/11/2014) [-]
HOW COULD 2 PEOPLE NOT GET THAT REFERENCE?
#16 - Ken M (06/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - whycanticaps (06/11/2014) [-]
the Berserk Manga is awesome little rapey though
User avatar #10 - ssheinrich (06/11/2014) [-]
are you fucking kidding me?
the golden arc at the end was perfect. it ruines your hearth and leaves you emotionless. its so fucking good

also, i liked it because he didn't manage to save her before she got raped by Griffin demon thingy because it would be the cliche "friendship is magic", "love over comes all bounderies" or some other cliche shounen shit that's bad
User avatar #11 - whycanticaps (06/11/2014) [-]
I haven't finished it yet, I'm on volume 33, so I've still got some ways to go
User avatar #4 - huszti (06/11/2014) [-]
i don't get it either. should i be ashamed?
User avatar #8 - plyxo (06/11/2014) [-]
order 66
User avatar #5 - ssheinrich (06/11/2014) [-]
if you're a fan of star wars....then yes Order 66? the line darth vader always says+the stoorm trooper commanders

User avatar #6 - sanosauro (06/11/2014) [-]
It took me a while, I kept thinking it was something to do with the guys foot
User avatar #7 - ssheinrich (06/11/2014) [-]
#5 - What's that guy playing? It's clearly an Xbox One game...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on #Selfie 0
User avatar #8 - veneficium (06/11/2014) [-]
I think it's because of the camera, not so much the console
#18 - "Is it dead?"  [+] (6 new replies) 06/11/2014 on magicka oops +4
#22 - Ken M (06/11/2014) [-]
no it has 8 more lives dummy
#20 - faithrider (06/11/2014) [-]
here take this
User avatar #24 - deathklokiller (06/11/2014) [-]
*hugs* i love that movie
User avatar #49 - messerschmidto (06/11/2014) [-]
What movie is it?
User avatar #52 - faithrider (06/11/2014) [-]
is best movie
User avatar #50 - deathklokiller (06/11/2014) [-]
boondocks saints
#3 - Believe.  [+] (44 new replies) 06/11/2014 on E3 Christmas +40
User avatar #48 - makotoitou (06/11/2014) [-]
I too like to buy the same game I already own again.
#47 - Ken M (06/11/2014) [-]
so fucking stoked!
User avatar #25 - slandersalamander (06/11/2014) [-]
If only it were on PC.
#24 - Ken M (06/11/2014) [-]
343 recycling Bungie's work since 2011
User avatar #41 - huntergriff (06/11/2014) [-]
nigga, people have been wanting this since 2008.
#15 - ighostinthefogi (06/11/2014) [-]
Mfw. God help my grades this upcoming semester...
#13 - didactus (06/11/2014) [-]
OH GOD YES.
User avatar #9 - nazo (06/11/2014) [-]
Believe what? games that already existed?
User avatar #10 - mattmuch (06/11/2014) [-]
Believe in mother fucking 4 great games on one disc with every mother fucking multiplayer map ever, you hear that shit? 100+ maps mofo, then you got mother fucking Halo 2 MP, the best MP there ever was ever making a UNTOUCHED return. And don't forget the HD remake with swift ass classic to HD switching in-game. Then you got fucking Halo Nightfall as an added bonus to your shit and a fucking Halo 5 Guardians BETA later in the year.

TL;DR: Get hyped.
#34 - Ken M (06/11/2014) [-]
All updated to 1080p and 60fps too
User avatar #19 - themightymrplow (06/11/2014) [-]
But I don't have an Xbox anymore and I can't play it on PC. Which is sad because Halo is my favorite franchise.
User avatar #52 - mattmuch (06/11/2014) [-]
Brah as soon as I heard of this I went and brought a Xbox One. Always stay faithful to Halo my man and she will be good to you.
User avatar #11 - nazo (06/11/2014) [-]
So yeah, they did almost nothing and they are going to win a lot of money, got it.
User avatar #44 - chimpaflimp (06/11/2014) [-]
They completely remastered all of them, you cynical git.
User avatar #45 - nazo (06/11/2014) [-]
look in this comment section pal, do you think i didnt read that already?
User avatar #16 - drldrl (06/11/2014) [-]
Now if you said this about The Last Of Us or the GTA V remakes for current gen, I'd agree. All they're doing is putting the graphics settings up a bit.
But if they do the same thing as what they did with the first Halo, they've taken everything from the other games and reconstructed it in the Saber engine, with updated textures, and made it run alongside the original engine. That's a lot of work for a dev that's also continuing the series with completely new games.
#39 - ninefag (06/11/2014) [-]
If they would release the HD version for PC now, that's something to get hyped about.

Xbox One, hahaha, never... Hope there will be an emulator for this console generation to pirate those few exclusive titles.
User avatar #28 - grimagination (06/11/2014) [-]
you dont understand, currently, no halo games are available for the xbox one, they basically made them available for the new console in HD. i know halo 5 is guaranteed to run at 60 fps, i dunno if these games will too
User avatar #30 - drldrl (06/11/2014) [-]
No Halo games?
Spartan Assault.
User avatar #31 - grimagination (06/11/2014) [-]
im talking about the fps halos... we are on the topic of halos 1 through 4...
User avatar #32 - drldrl (06/11/2014) [-]
Well, I already stated what they did with the games. Why you felt the need to restate, I do not know.
User avatar #33 - grimagination (06/11/2014) [-]
"All they're doing is putting the graphics settings up a bit."

i just mentioned that we'll also be able to play these games on the xbox one, which we are currently unable to do seeing as its not backwards compatible

no need to get snippy
User avatar #36 - drldrl (06/11/2014) [-]
Did you not read anything after that?
I am saying there's an actual reason to do it with the Halo games.
User avatar #17 - nazo (06/11/2014) [-]
GTA V remake was something obvious, it already happened when the PS3 came out with some PS2 games
#12 - mattmuch (06/11/2014) [-]
>almost nothing
User avatar #40 - messerauditore (06/11/2014) [-]
They're shipping out the games as they were. Sure Halo 2 is getting some graphical touch ups but they even said the multiplayer is as it was when it shipped all those years ago. Sure $60 for 4 games is a great deal, but it's literally just a rerelease.
#68 - mattmuch (06/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #51 - mattmuch (06/11/2014) [-]
Good. Nothing worse than a re-release that changes stuff.
User avatar #53 - messerauditore (06/11/2014) [-]
That's not the point at all. The fact of the matter is that it's the same shit again and it's getting such high praises. There's nothing innovative about it. People like you are the reason franchises like CoD and Battlefield are raking in money from putting out the same shit every year.
#55 - mattmuch (06/11/2014) [-]
Idk why you're bothering to thumb me down. The content is past 24 hours and unless you do it 6685 times it won't do anything.
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#57 - mattmuch (06/11/2014) [-]
Click the arrow next you the thumbs to see who is thumbing you down
User avatar #58 - mattmuch (06/11/2014) [-]
2fast mother fucker
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User avatar #66 - mattmuch (06/11/2014) [-]
Thats a valid point. Maybe you're right.
#67 - messerauditore (06/11/2014) [-]
No! That's a valid point! Maybe you're right!
#54 - mattmuch (06/11/2014) [-]

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User avatar #18 - mayormilkman (11/16/2013) [-]
Thumb up zerba slap's comments until he's near level 0. He's another ********** trying to reach level -400.
User avatar #17 - roll (09/21/2013) [-]
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#14 - mkchillin (10/28/2012) [-]
I made my own Bane costume yesterday. I can't wait till Halloween!
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