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#5 - That ************ pissed off all the parties th… 11/10/2014 on Murica 0
#5 - The "insufferable swagfag from the Bay Area who spends al…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/28/2014 on si +155
#136 - drautist (10/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #83 - marccraftmc (10/28/2014) [-]
Sadly that's accurate as fuck
#46 - Womens Study Major (10/28/2014) [-]
Bay area mentioned, swell with air pollution and dickish people
User avatar #14 - DeathKnight (10/28/2014) [-]
>tfw i have a similar sweater and am from the bay area
User avatar #30 - fjaggot (10/28/2014) [-]
what was the face when? what was it?
User avatar #37 - DeathKnight (10/28/2014) [-]
i set my avatar to a reaction face so i dont have to include a picture anymore. it works perfectly
User avatar #31 - waffies (10/28/2014) [-]
At some point, people started doing "tfw" for "that feeling when"
User avatar #74 - mikoli (10/28/2014) [-]
it's always been "that feel when"
User avatar #97 - waffies (10/28/2014) [-]
nono, i know that, but im saying the acronym has come along long after people had been using "mfw" for "my face when"

Therefore the people who are used to "mfw" get confused when "tfw" pops up in their life.
#29 - McCockAFucker (10/28/2014) [-]
do you have mac?
#3 - >Only 22 SPM  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Rap +10
User avatar #7 - xtrmbragnrytz (10/28/2014) [-]
Kinda what i was thinking. Althought your arm would get tired over time, im sure anyone could achieve at least somewhere around 50-60 or more
#5 - Womens Study Major (10/28/2014) [-]
That's a a little faster than a stab every three seconds. This isn't World of Warcraft, you can actually attack faster than your shitty internet connection, you goddamn 22SPM casual.
#28 - It's saying white alpha macho males comprise western RPGs and …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on RPG games +4
User avatar #29 - Viceroy (09/29/2014) [-]
I bet that point would be a lot easier to make if they used an example of a western RPG.
This would be like if I were to say 'all dogs are super cute' and my example was a cat.
#9 - I know what we should do! We should make guns illegal to purch…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Well, if you're going to... +44
#61 - Womens Study Major (09/29/2014) [-]
God I love broccoli but how is that related
User avatar #52 - loonquawl (09/29/2014) [-]
I don't care what your argument is, I just want the contents of your picture.
#50 - daemascus (09/29/2014) [-]
You can grow pot pretty damn easily.
You can't just plant bullets and expect nuggets to grow.

I like guns but that is a really dumb point
User avatar #46 - clannadqs (09/29/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm pro-gun and actually have a permit to carry, but this logic is retarded. I don't see how you can compare how easy it is to obtain narcotics compared to a legit weapon. I mean, hell, you can grow marijuana in your closet if you did a few minutes of research and made a trip to your local home depot (also a trip to the silk road). Last time I checked it is pretty damn difficult to make a weapon.
#48 - kulamia (09/29/2014) [-]
-United States of America
-#1 manufacturer of Civilian firearms in world
-#1 manufacturer of Military firearms in world
-#1 in civilian ownership of firearms in world

If right now the US Gov confiscated all weapons that people were willing to admit they had, there would be millions still out there. And the manufacturers would still be doing their thing. And the black market of guns from Mexico/Latin America and East Asia would still exist. A politician(I do not care enough to remember his position, but his name stuck with me- Leeland Yee if you want to look it up) was caught trying to broker a deal between Asian gun runners and (FBI) gangs wanting military-grade weapons for turf wars.

Even the politicians who say they want guns off the streets are crooked enough to make money off of illegal guns getting into the US, guns will never go away.
User avatar #63 - clannadqs (09/29/2014) [-]
You see, there are tons of flaws.

>Prices of illegal weapons that weren't stolen are fucking retarded
>implying even 95% of the US has connections to the black market
>implying weapon amount wouldn't decrease steadily until it wouldn't be much of a problem. Cool, there were millions in the public to begin with, hundreds of thousands of those were willingly handed over and every month or so I would bet on a couple thousand to ten thousand would be confiscated just like what happens now. Except now you can just get a new weapon almost immediately if you didn't get in trouble somehow.
>Implying a lawful citizen would actually stand against the US government if something like a weapon crackdown ever happened. Most people would come to their senses and see that they never had to use their weapon other than at the range and wouldn't risk their jobs and life for "muh freddumsss and muh colt AR at the range"

Do you realize how hard it is to bring in weapons? Those "black market" weapons are normally those that are stolen from lawful owners. Look, I'm totally pro-gun, but this logic is retarded. Comparing it to something that cops really don't care about anymore and you can easily import/grow and purchase cheap is not comparable to guns.
#94 - kulamia (09/30/2014) [-]
You are NOT pro 2A if you are not willing to use your firearm(s) to stop
1) Foreign Invasion
2) unjust Civil Uprising
3) TYRANNY. 3 is the most important because its most likely AND the greatest threat.

You are just some fashionista of the Gun crowd(assuming you own and use firearms and are not some bullshitter) telling other people what's right as if you're an authority, when nobody wanted the opinion of a non-member to begin with.
User avatar #33 - TwiztidNinja (09/29/2014) [-]
Worked so well during the prohibition of alcohol, you would be stupid not to consider it again.
User avatar #30 - fishandkids (09/29/2014) [-]
Or, we should regulate them so people not mentaly stable have access to the guns.
User avatar #54 - MatthewsGauss (09/29/2014) [-]
and how would you do that?
User avatar #66 - fishandkids (09/29/2014) [-]
Well for instance if you live in the same house as someone unstable, you should not be allowed to keep the guns just lying around, you should not be allowed to have live ammunition in the house. That is very conservative. If you have someone unstable in your house, you shouldn't have guns at all, but if you have to have guns that is one thing.
User avatar #67 - MatthewsGauss (09/29/2014) [-]
but how do you find out if they are mentally unstable in the first place?
User avatar #68 - fishandkids (09/29/2014) [-]
If a person you live with has a mental disorder that makes them very agressive, it's not hard.
#65 - Womens Study Major (09/29/2014) [-]
How to be mentally stable? Oh, just don't be American.
#20 - I was in D.C. last month and at a hostel I befriended 2 Austra… 09/28/2014 on Ostralyuh 0
#5 - "Where at? I want to come too."  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on I did it my way +27
User avatar #28 - residentevilfan (09/28/2014) [-]
"Oh you know couples only"
#43 - What the **** did you just ******* …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Have you? +48
User avatar #50 - maton (09/27/2014) [-]
Bonus points if you read it in his voice
User avatar #47 - donttasemebro (09/27/2014) [-]
you sir, have just made me kek in my pants
#46 - secretdestroyers (09/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #44 - alphadolan (09/27/2014) [-]
Made me kek
#42 - Then, Bubba said something I won't ever forget...  [+] (5 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Have you? +30
#43 - mkchillin (09/27/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #50 - maton (09/27/2014) [-]
Bonus points if you read it in his voice
User avatar #47 - donttasemebro (09/27/2014) [-]
you sir, have just made me kek in my pants
#46 - secretdestroyers (09/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #44 - alphadolan (09/27/2014) [-]
Made me kek
#12 - Implying Obama is patriotic.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2014 on dirty business +18
User avatar #197 - thebaseballexpert (09/22/2014) [-]
well.. you do have to be patriotic to an extent to fucking be the fucking Daytime Assistant Manager of the country
User avatar #13 - daIRONman (09/22/2014) [-]
Right, my mistake. I'm from Canada: I don't keep up with Obama that much

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