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#87 - that's true but that ****** wasn't thinking that … 02/20/2013 on Never go full retard man 0
#56 - This was a spoof commercial on Jimmy Kimmel, it's not a real product.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2013 on Do you even tug, bro? +5
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#147 - Those feels.. I'm 18 and have been 6'6" since I was 16. I…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Tall people suck +6
User avatar #155 - klaes (02/16/2013) [-]
Ever tried flying in a plane? Those chairs...gragh. No leg space

I know what you mean about the girls thing though. Girls don't mind it, or at least the girls I've dated haven't, but I'm yet to get a girlfriend who is less than 8 inches shorter than me. It doesn't bother me that much, and every girl I've dated doesn't have a problem with my height.

The issue is although when they see who I am they calm down and are happy, there's been a few very painful instances. I was in a very, very dark room at party and I found a friend of mine. I poked her on the shoulder and when she turned and all she saw was a huge torso, she panicked. It was only when I turned on the lights and she saw my face that she put away the fucking MACE she was taking out from her bag.


Granted, she's a special case, but there have been many somewhat similar incidents. It's just part of being tall I guess.

User avatar #157 - klaes (02/16/2013) [-]
Uh, quick note. I mean mace as in pepper spray. My friends don't carry around medieval weaponry. At least, not as far as I'm aware of.
#5844 - **mjformj rolled a random image posted in comment #385528 a… 02/12/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed +2
#2351 - **mjformj rolled a random image posted in comment #265 at … 02/09/2013 on This is what you wake up to... 0
#4865 - **mjformj rolled a random comment #536892 posted by differ… 02/08/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... 0
#4834 - **mjformj rolled a random comment #53 posted by fffffffuuu… 02/08/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... +1
#4807 - **mjformj rolled a random comment #3041443 posted by commo…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... 0
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#3817 - **mjformj rolled a random image posted in comment #133 at … 02/07/2013 on This Will Haunt You Forever +2
#4687 - **mjformj rolled a random comment #62 posted by ariplayer …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2013 on At Your Wedding +1
User avatar #4762 - ariplayer (02/07/2013) [-]
nice roll =D
#212 - haha yea, that was pretty dumb. 02/06/2013 on Proposal a powerful thing 0
#202 - different room  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Proposal a powerful thing +1
User avatar #209 - errdayimfjing (02/06/2013) [-]
oh ok thank you. If it is true, then it's completely her fault for doing it next to a huge window.
User avatar #212 - mjformj (02/06/2013) [-]
haha yea, that was pretty dumb.
#158 - I wouldn't go as far as saying it looks ****** , b…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Quarter pounder 0
User avatar #162 - capslockrage (01/31/2013) [-]
who fucking cares, it's weed, it gets the same thing done either way
#172 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
If you honestly think all weed gets the same thing done you, sir, are mistaken. That weed looks pretty low grade to me.
#159 - comehonorfacetwice (01/31/2013) [-]
Nah, its no nugs at all. It looks pretty shitty. I honestly wouldn't pay over 600 for it and thats on the high side. No pun intended.
#167 - jothz (01/31/2013) [-]
Damn, 600! Where I live, you can get a quarter pound of better weed than that for $125
#184 - comehonorfacetwice (01/31/2013) [-]
WHAT? strains and general area, I'm coming to visit. I pay 1000 for green goddess, white widow, afghan, etc. 950 for blue dream and equivalent. And that's considered cheap for us.
User avatar #191 - jothz (02/01/2013) [-]
I can get a 10 pound brick of Fire OG for like 300

Texas baby!
#194 - comehonorfacetwice (02/01/2013) [-]
Dude that's Mexican weed that's shitty, no offense. But 10 pounds for 300 is fucking disgustingly cheap. Around me, we get 10 pounds for 6-10 grand. I get Asian or California grown, some local stuff and some from my friends in Colorado or West Virginia.
User avatar #195 - jothz (02/03/2013) [-]
No no, you dont understand. Mainly, my weed goes through Illinois, into texas.
#196 - comehonorfacetwice (02/03/2013) [-]
Damn. That's incredible price. I sort of feel like you are lying. Weed that costs 30 bucks a pound? That sounds like when we used to sell spice that we bought for $0.99 an ounce for upwards of $200. Do you have any pics?
#197 - jothz (02/05/2013) [-]
Sadly I have spent all of my money on weed and have no money for cell phone or camera. The next time I go to my dealer (4-5 days) I will take pics with his camera.
#198 - comehonorfacetwice (03/10/2013) [-]
It's been more than 4-5 days.
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#77 - "Wait here Thadeus, I've encountered science, the likes o… 01/30/2013 on wait... +6
#246 - Interviewer: Did you enjoy the videos? Owen: Yea I did! I'… 01/24/2013 on Elders react to Happy tree... 0
#105 - Any fellow Mobilians out there?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2013 on It may help if you are in... 0
User avatar #109 - furrysheaperd (01/22/2013) [-]
i was born in Huntsville
#119 - abaraxus (01/22/2013) [-]
I too was born in Huntsville.
#114 - **** , that's better than I could do. 01/22/2013 on The Name Game +2
#89 - I love how even after he drops his drink he still pursues the … 01/22/2013 on Climaxing and someone walks in +3
#101 - yes, the only one ever. 01/21/2013 on first world problems comp +1
#28 - I think it got below 50 for the first time in a few weeks toda… 01/17/2013 on True Story... Kinda 0
#360 - I'm not I'm just saying Christians have a reason to be so stub… 01/17/2013 on Christian logic 0
#92 - Christians may be ignorant and contradictory at times in their…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2013 on Christian logic -2
User avatar #106 - elyiia (01/16/2013) [-]
If you're a Christian simply because you're scared of death/hell and it turns out Heaven is real I sincerely doubt you'd get in.
User avatar #360 - mjformj (01/17/2013) [-]
I'm not I'm just saying Christians have a reason to be so stubborn about their beliefs and they don't deserve so much flack for it.
#19 - thought the zune comment was funnier. 01/12/2013 on Search Engines 0
#69 - That's not what I was getting at, I was saying that Apple sucks. 01/08/2013 on I'm fucking dieing +1
#64 - Wow, I had a panorama effect on my old phone from like 4 years…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on I'm fucking dieing +1
#67 - kaycie (01/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #69 - mjformj (01/08/2013) [-]
That's not what I was getting at, I was saying that Apple sucks.
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