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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
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#124 - Did anyone actually laugh at this 04/02/2012 on April Fools +2
#159 - The one with the two girls on top of each other completely cov… 03/26/2012 on Duct Tape Comp 2 0
#3 - Damn right. Someone's a genius. 03/26/2012 on Nice 0
#557 - You obviously must be new here if you think the beginning of t… 03/26/2012 on Thumb up all the content! 0
#165 - I broke the fourth wall before it was cool.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2012 on Malcolm +10
User avatar #167 - shamefulhumor (03/24/2012) [-]
Chikashka OH YEAAAA.
#199 - Looks like Andy Bernard. 03/21/2012 on How i feel when I ace a test. +1
#628 - You're so much more logical and intelligent than the rest of u…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2012 on Ultimate Celebrity Trolling +2
User avatar #634 - evilzombiepig (02/13/2012) [-]
No. Don't bow down to me.

Pleasure me sexually.
#644 - firepwns (02/13/2012) [-]
oh baby
#390 - Thanks for noticing your mistake and not being an asshole abou…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2012 on True Hero +2
User avatar #396 - pokemasterbaker (02/02/2012) [-]
(OP) Thank you for also not being a jackass when finding out my mistake. (People have been cruel).
#369 - en)wikipedia)org/wiki/Ed_Freeman replace parentheses with peri…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/02/2012 on True Hero +3
User avatar #386 - pokemasterbaker (02/02/2012) [-]
(OP) Thank you for pointing out my mistake! It means you looked into the story and that is the point. I did correct myself many times in the previous comments. :)
User avatar #390 - mizzylankshizzy (02/02/2012) [-]
Thanks for noticing your mistake and not being an asshole about it. +5 internets to you, my good man.
User avatar #396 - pokemasterbaker (02/02/2012) [-]
(OP) Thank you for also not being a jackass when finding out my mistake. (People have been cruel).
#385 - IHeardYouLike (02/02/2012) [-]
I was just gonna post this.
User avatar #389 - pokemasterbaker (02/02/2012) [-]
(OP) read previous comment. Thank you!
#46 - THAT AWKWARD MOMENT: when you're with girlfriend, and you're w…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2012 on Damn you boner +3
User avatar #53 - zlappy (01/20/2012) [-]
My Thought exactly!
#361 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2011 on Family Tech Support Guy +16
#379 - imaginariness (12/26/2011) [-]
First time I've seen those work perfectly.
#358 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/26/2011 on Family Tech Support Guy +16
#368 - comexx (12/26/2011) [-]
**comexx rolled a random image posted in comment #7228 at Post your face, FJ ** another one
#365 - swedz (12/26/2011) [-]
#361 - mizzylankshizzy (12/26/2011) [-]
#379 - imaginariness (12/26/2011) [-]
First time I've seen those work perfectly.
#299 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2011 on picture worth 1000 words +1
User avatar #303 - superducky (12/02/2011) [-]
You clever bastard.
#290 - Picture 12/02/2011 on picture worth 1000 words +2
#132 - Very smooth presentation. Regardless of if some smartasses kno… 11/25/2011 on Funny Junk Card Trick 0
#3 - You will burn. 11/06/2011 on Skyrim +1
#127 - Still according to Newton's third law, it would be the earth c… 10/30/2011 on Epic win i must say +2
#121 - "Around the galaxy"? That implies that the sun is ou…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2011 on Epic win i must say +4
#125 - ssurtrebor (10/30/2011) [-]
Our spiral arms orbit around the galaxy, but they're part of the galaxy.

Sorry, let me get more technical.

The sun orbits around the supermassive black hole located at the center of our galaxy, named The Milky Way Galaxy. Therefore, the sun is actually in an orbit, and due to Newton's 3rd law, it technically could collide with the Earth.

Good enough?
User avatar #131 - bithcwits (10/30/2011) [-]
that gif kicks arse
User avatar #127 - mizzylankshizzy (10/30/2011) [-]
Still according to Newton's third law, it would be the earth colliding with the sun, since the sun has more mass and therefore a greater gravitational pull. Theoretically, if there were only two masses in existence; the sun and the earth, then they would be pulled together, but one would have to assume that the earth would be colliding with the sun, and not vice-versa, simply because the sun's gravitational pull is greater.
#88 - Someone should show this to Notch. 10/02/2011 on enderportal +1
#426 - This series is gonna get you a shitload of thumb s 09/24/2011 on no fap diary day 3 0
#401 - **mizzylankshizzy rolled a random image** 09/14/2011 on One does not! 0
#4328 - Shit. 09/14/2011 on I want to live on this... 0
#157 - thumb ed for the penguin. 09/09/2011 on Hacked Quotes, Part 3 0
#1230 - Obviously a llort. 08/05/2011 on Someone Kill This Bitch +1
#404 - Her letter won't reach you within 24 hours, let alone yours re… 07/02/2011 on Best Girlfriend Ever 0
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User avatar #6 - lazaman (07/30/2012) [-]
Thanks for making me feel like shit. For some one so "Pro gay" You sure don't sound like one.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mizzylankshizzy (07/30/2012) [-]
Now why would you feel like shit after that conversation? How old are you? (Not a rhetorical question; I really want to know how old you are.)
User avatar #8 to #7 - lazaman (07/30/2012) [-]
Sorry. Sorry.. I just felt like I was being talked down on and you just seemed upset. I honestly did not notice those two.

And my age is none of your business.
User avatar #9 to #8 - mizzylankshizzy (07/30/2012) [-]
Nah, man. I don't come on this website to start fights. Sorry for the whole thing.
User avatar #10 to #9 - lazaman (07/30/2012) [-]
Im normally a really nice guy, and I'm sure you are to. I'm just tired. Sorry to misunderstand your comment.
#5 - jadealyns (04/24/2012) [-]
Oh hello there!
#4 - shocktrooper (11/08/2010) [-]
new content is up.
#1 - shocktrooper (10/22/2010) [-]
get the hell off of FJ and get to school.. whore.
#3 to #2 - shocktrooper (10/22/2010) [-]
FUCK YOU KID. HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY THOUGH. SEE YOU IN 25 MINS.
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