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Youtube Channel: Mitchblahman13
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PSN: you'll never fuckin guess ^
Interests: Rubik's Cubes, Videogames, and a bunch of other shit
Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
Last Login:6/10/2014
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#32 - what a dick parent 02/13/2013 on Fail Compilation +2
#37 - that sounds like a mitch hedbergism 02/13/2013 on denim couch 0
#51 - First thought was asian saying glands 02/13/2013 on I'm gonna pass 0
#138 - WHICH ONE'S THE REAL TOP?!?!? 02/10/2013 on I don't know what I expected 0
#271 - Picture 02/10/2013 on My feelings... +2
#3801 - **mitchblahman rolled a random image posted in comment #2948… 02/10/2013 on This is what you wake up to... 0
#2893 - **mitchblahman rolled a random comment #553992 posted by i… 02/10/2013 on What You Scream During Sex +4
#141 - either way it takes longer than a few seconds  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on Ready... Steady... Blackout 0
User avatar #143 - jurto (02/08/2013) [-]
Well, that's sure.
#129 - alcohol takes about an hour to kick in if ingested orally  [+] (7 new replies) 02/08/2013 on Ready... Steady... Blackout 0
User avatar #166 - bokkos (02/08/2013) [-]
The stomach absorbs it almost instantaneously (diffusion), not to mention any that worked its way through the mouth and esophagus. The delayed effect is only in the presence of material in the stomach
User avatar #140 - jurto (02/08/2013) [-]
Well, that's what it takes to be at his finest effect. But try to have a 0,5 l glass of absent. I don't think that would need an hour to be effective. Not for what I can remember.
User avatar #146 - JMF (02/08/2013) [-]
Absinthe*?
User avatar #148 - jurto (02/08/2013) [-]
Hahahaha, yeah, English is not my first language. I know it as 'Absenta', so I guessed the translation.
User avatar #152 - JMF (02/08/2013) [-]
It was close enough for me to figure it out :)
#141 - mitchblahman (02/08/2013) [-]
either way it takes longer than a few seconds
User avatar #143 - jurto (02/08/2013) [-]
Well, that's sure.
#168 - just realized that, derp =P 02/08/2013 on securing alpha 0
#160 - Picture 02/08/2013 on securing alpha +1
#157 - That should definitely be Charlie. It's waaaay into the enemy …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2013 on securing alpha 0
#165 - verby (02/08/2013) [-]
not really
#168 - mitchblahman (02/08/2013) [-]
just realized that, derp =P
#577 - Go and look up what religion means you tard. When you say you …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2013 on Wise words pastor namewithheld 0
User avatar #579 - charagrin (02/01/2013) [-]
Still whining I see. I have looked up the basics of most religions, as I am sure most people have. By expressing your belief in the existence of a deity, you are establishing your own religious view. Your religious belief is that there is no higher power, so you don't worry about. Simple logic.
#572 - look at almost any study about religion vs. crime and you will…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2013 on Wise words pastor namewithheld 0
#583 - magicana (02/01/2013) [-]
Implying secular countries aren't made up of western nations which are more wealthy and less likely to commit crime.

Implying secular states as a whole haven't been responsible for 10s of millions of deaths (Mao, Stalin).
#570 - Saying the absence of religion is itself a religion has got to…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2013 on Wise words pastor namewithheld +1
User avatar #574 - charagrin (02/01/2013) [-]
Someones butthurt. Atheism and nihilism ARE religious views. By saying you do not believe in a deity you are saying you believe that deities do not exist. Thus it IS a religious view. Doesn't matter whether you like it or not.
#577 - mitchblahman (02/01/2013) [-]
Go and look up what religion means you tard. When you say you don't believe in deities you are exerting a view on religion, but a religious view is one where you specifically believe in a connection between physicality and spirituality.
As for saying I'm butthurt, that is one of the most pathetic copouts a person can use, try better.
User avatar #579 - charagrin (02/01/2013) [-]
Still whining I see. I have looked up the basics of most religions, as I am sure most people have. By expressing your belief in the existence of a deity, you are establishing your own religious view. Your religious belief is that there is no higher power, so you don't worry about. Simple logic.
#258 - Postal 01/23/2013 on Alone in the dark 0
#136 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2013 on You so silly, Spidey... +5
User avatar #147 - xebx (01/23/2013) [-]
I laughed too hard at this.
#374 - and I'm sure a kid that age has handwriting like that 01/22/2013 on /thread +8
#86 - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART! (he ain't too late)  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Life is a pain in the.. +3
#97 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/12/2013) [-]
YOU GIVE LOVE. A BAD NAME.
#93 - SuperHyperCrazy (01/12/2013) [-]
it's "and you're to blame"


But I still thumbed you for the reference
#145 - do it faggot  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2013 on Assassins Burn 0
#148 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/12/2013) [-]
I did, I still wish it was a permaban though....
#227 - look at dat mofo go, he haulin ass! 01/10/2013 on Angry Cristiano Ronaldo 0
#112 - Hey now, Plank is a much better actor than that 01/06/2013 on Celebrity Stunt Doubles 0
#4 - creationist does not include every christian 12/23/2012 on For Science! 0
#83 - Picture 12/20/2012 on Circle of Life +2
#161 - why? cause the bible says so? in that case a buddy of mine… 12/20/2012 on I can't put my finger on it -2
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User avatar #4 - gemleonn (10/03/2012) [-]
You never post it when you get a rare.
TheMoreYouKnow.jpg
User avatar #3 - namtheham (10/03/2012) [-]
Would you sell your launcher?
User avatar #1 - deafnomad ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
So i rollled you and guess what..... I'm your secret santa, judging from your profile..... well there isnt much to go on so i will simply give you this link, http://watchseries.eu/letters/A with that link i watch all the tv shows that i can think of for free, and if you go to the bottom of the page there are links to sites with movies, sorry i couldnt do more but i didnt have much to go on, meryy christmas
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