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Date Signed Up:12/18/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#26 - **** your foot. 01/10/2016 on the best part is pushing it... +2
#20 - Come on Admin, we all know the funniest thing was seeing the t… 01/10/2016 on Rate your favorite admin... 0
#3 - #justwhitepeoplethings You see you know that everyone…  [+] (18 new replies) 01/10/2016 on wife gets cucked -55
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#107 - askafj (01/10/2016) [-]
These goddamn white people buying coffee for others.
#91 - kameken (01/10/2016) [-]
I can imagine the guy who bought the man his coffee being a handsome black gentleman.
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#49 - wizlock (01/10/2016) [-]
nigga thats racist
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#23 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
You can also tell how white they are because they're a married couple.
#13 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
you can also see that they're white becasuse they are not going all " aw yeah niggas tbh fam (crying from laughter smiley x5)"
#12 - tehavatar (01/10/2016) [-]
the only reason you can tell they're white is because no one said nigga or fam, and it isnt on a level of stupid or fucked up to be something a nig nog would be involved in or find funny
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#118 - misternobodie (01/11/2016) [-]
Do you even get outside of FJ, bro ?...
#119 - tehavatar (01/11/2016) [-]
yeah and ive seen plenty of white trash who act accordingly to what i described
fuck them too
#29 - mastercolossus (01/10/2016) [-]
at first glance i thought that as bruce campbell.
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#101 - tenaciouslee (01/10/2016) [-]
I think that's what they were going for.
#110 - mastercolossus (01/10/2016) [-]
im pretty sure thats supposed to be that male version of lara croft...
cant remember his name tho...
drake something?
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#112 - tenaciouslee (01/10/2016) [-]
That's Nathan Drake.
#116 - mastercolossus (01/10/2016) [-]
yea. him.
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#10 - captainrattrap (01/10/2016) [-]
kil ursef
#9 - tonykidvt (01/10/2016) [-]
At lease nobody is fighting each other for needless bullshit and have a laugh at it.
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#53 - enlightednatzie (01/10/2016) [-]
WORLDSTAR
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#4 - metaridleyx (01/10/2016) [-]
Yes... because no other race does anything weird like randomly sing music, or talk extremely loud, or yell for no reason.
#52 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
lol sounds like whitey mad because the other peaceful races arent as barbaric as the mongloid cockasians. keep tryin fam maybe one day you can dance to the rhythm everyone else is already on.
#12 - '' Kill her kill her kill her '' Yeah Its like they are almost… 01/10/2016 on Anon gets cucked by his own... +3
#44 - At least I'm not supporting Donald Trump. But most people …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Definition of irony? -14
#54 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Would you go kill yourself?
You have no argument.
You're just a waste.
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#45 - xsirwafflezx (01/10/2016) [-]
Who are you supporting?
#2 - Ah the fedora. Lemme tell you something about them. In whe…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on toast +1
#3 - bann (01/10/2016) [-]
Well now I'm curious about europen fashion history.

I remember when the fedora was rising among neckbeards and pompous snobs here in the US. The whole concept was to pay homage to a 'classier' time, america in the 20's. The goal was to be seen as superior to swaggots. This is of course stupid when you know the history of the roarin 20's, but whatever.

What was Europe's fashion sense in the 1920's?
#10 - Since when do we have women who can control their emotional ex…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on life is like a box of- +5
#14 - installation (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, it's not like you'll ever find out.
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#13 - reloadedhamster (01/10/2016) [-]
They exist and they are the only ones worth anything.
#9 - The ultimate furry dream. 01/10/2016 on PLOT TWIST MOTHERFUCKER +1
#3 - DOG = GOD QUINCIDENCE ?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Don't worry lil buddy, I'll... +1
#4 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
KCOC=COCK
COINCIDENCE?!? BOOOOOOWEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO
#5 - hfw 01/10/2016 on yes +3
#15 - Gurren Lagan is one of the best things ever done, try it. 01/10/2016 on Genos can't shitpost +5
#13 - Its from the anime called: JoJo's Alien Smasher Mecchi Bros …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Genos can't shitpost +117
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#29 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
that's from jojo?
i thought it was from....
(scrolls down)
oh, shit.
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#42 - tenaciouslee (01/10/2016) [-]
But that is from JoJo, that's the Anti Spiral King, and that huge sphere behind him is his Stand, "Sounds of Earth".
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#92 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
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#93 - tenaciouslee (01/10/2016) [-]
It's true, I'm FJ's resident JoJoxplain, and I can confirm that that is from Part 9: Ride Loose.
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#95 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
it's a paredy
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#14 - hurpfry (01/10/2016) [-]
skeptical.png
im going to google it anyway
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#24 - tenfinnvo (01/10/2016) [-]
It's called Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
Top anime rewatchedmultipletimes/10
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#72 - itsapirateslife (01/10/2016) [-]
fuck yea. profile pic related
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#16 - homestuckxplain (01/10/2016) [-]
It's a being with an immense, curvy penis that spirals (like a duck) in an anticlockwise fashion. Because of this feature, it's called an Anti-Spiral as a fan name.
It's from the anime called Tickle Tophat Gurgle Lasagna. TTGL for short.

Don't believe me? Just google TTGL Anti-Spiral and prepare to apologize.
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#15 - misternobodie (01/10/2016) [-]
Gurren Lagan is one of the best things ever done, try it.
#6 - Holy **** its that episode 01/10/2016 on toast 0
#13 - This is why I loved Family Guy. Because they did no other would do.... 01/10/2016 on The Fiftee... Um. Ten... 0
#22 - Dude, if you let the dog push you off the bed even once, that …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on The cutest of thieves 0
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#34 - thechosentroll (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, that sort of shit works with a regular dog. With a really fucking smart one, you could tell it to not do something 1000 times and it'll still do it if it really wants to. Like I said, they question your orders.

Besides, that's mostly my moms' fault, because she likes using her as a leg warmer.
#35 - And funnily, turns out that the guy who I wrote that, gets in …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Definition of irony? -7
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#50 - omicronperseieight (01/10/2016) [-]
This is either b8 or you just being idiotic
For starters you claim to be from the EU, so you have no reason to be talking about US politics
Second of all, you openly insult every person who throws facts your way and then try to disprove said facts which is, unfortunately for you, impossible
Third of all you go, "oh I'm not gonna argue" and then you argue with several people for an entire day
tl;dr you're full of shit
#8 - You see when the land becomes desert like, it will be so much … 01/10/2016 on What Germany looks like... 0
#6 - Thats a factor yes, but conspire with me; What if the…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/10/2016 on What Germany looks like... -19
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#183 - durkadurka (01/10/2016) [-]
It's not. If we put contentions about global warming aside and make the assumption that it is happening for whatever reason, there are still issues with what you've asserted.

The first and foremost being that a change to the climate won't just "hit" us. It's supposed to be something that happens gradually over time. In other words, we'd have plenty of time to adjust. For example, iirc the warming trend for the last 100 or so years has been under 1 degree Celsius.

In your lifetime you'll never see any real effects from global warming let alone seeing it cause a total market collapse. And in saying this I'm not even considering how most of the warming models made a decade ago or so have been shown to have significantly overestimated warming trends.

Also consider that a slightly warmer climate and more CO2 content does not imply only bad effects as many make it seem. For example, many plants and crops would thrive under such conditions.

Anyway, the notion that you'll see Europe become desert like in your life time, or even within two or three lifetimes is just silly.
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#143 - cognosceteipsum (01/10/2016) [-]
What in the FUCK are you talking about?
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#251 - misternobodie (01/11/2016) [-]
Just having a coffee chat, FUCKer.
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#252 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
More like a cocaine chat by the looks of it...
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#11 - selongb (01/10/2016) [-]
Or even more possibly the male population of germany is getting so effeminate, and the female population so independent, that the refugees aren't being brought in to fill jobs, but fill maternity wards.
#10 - lujan (01/10/2016) [-]
>conspire with me

I'm gonna have to stop you there
#102 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
It sure as hell didn't stop everyone else here.
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#7 - echsa (01/10/2016) [-]
when the temperature rises, and the lands will become more dry and heaty, where's that a good thing for the europeans?
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#8 - misternobodie (01/10/2016) [-]
You see when the land becomes desert like, it will be so much better for the muslims there. They will even call their relatives and friends to stay and build mosques. The whole climate change thing is for this. To go into dates and sand exports businesses in Europe.

jk, I dunno, like I said its like a conspiracy. Maybe its a precaution to have the cheaper labor force, maybe getting precautions is all we can hope to do before the storm.... Rich people always tend to be afraid to lose anything at all.
#30 - Yeah I'm not responding, since youre not reading whats up befo…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Definition of irony? -9
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#33 - kennyh (01/10/2016) [-]
>says you aren't going to argue
>babbles incoherently for hours

heh.
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#31 - logicalcommonsense (01/10/2016) [-]
I've read everything you posted. I just refused to reply to the stuff I know is completely proven otherwise. I can only encourage you to expand yourself and look at all our candidates. Bernie who wants to add 18 trillion in new debt, just like obama who doubked our debt.

and Hillary who under her watch, ignored military generals advice which led to 4 Americans dying on her watch.

But no trump must be a horrible leader because he wants to expose this perversion and incompetent leaders.... the man is npt perfect. But his successful leadership and running in business makes him twice as qualified as anyone else running.

#4 - Yes, we all hate the dirty *********** . But h…  [+] (30 new replies) 01/10/2016 on What Germany looks like... -46
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#199 - schafskopf (01/10/2016) [-]
genetic richness my ass !
#185 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Not even CLOSE to the same thing.

An invasion is not a "guest worker program." sheesh.
#162 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Genetic richness is what I thought. Outbreeding and such.
#77 - lastkingofx (01/10/2016) [-]
No one is getting richer or more powerful because of Arabs.
#39 - paynetrayne (01/10/2016) [-]
``There was a feeling amongst Germans that "hey have taken our jobs", but this situation only arose because of Germans themselves losing their jobs in industry and manufacturing in particular in the difficult economic situation post 1973.``
#30 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
yes, germany was built up again by the germans not the "Gastarbeiter".
Most of them arrived in the 70s, while the "Wirtschaftswunder" / economy boom happened in the 50s to mid 60s. And the offspring from those people are less integrated than their parents generation.
Stop acting as though foreign "refugees" build up Germany, for this is wrong.
#5 - echsa (01/10/2016) [-]
We took them in the 70s because we needed workers.
we take them now because it's considered racist to do otherwise
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#180 - durkadurka (01/10/2016) [-]
It's still about workers too. With a large welfare state you need a lot of workers producing to support those who are receiving benefits. Germany's birthrate is below the replacement rate and this would mean that eventually there are more and more people on benefits and less working to pay for it. Their economy will shrink and the welfare system will become unsustainable.

Merkel thinks that this can be solved by importing immigrants/refugees to fill the gaps. The whole "muh racism" thing allows her and other proponents to ignore the adverse cultural effects.


#120 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I don't get these Hitler edits of Merkel. Letting Arabs into the country is pretty much one of the most non-hitler things she could do.
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#66 - carnivoreapples (01/10/2016) [-]
nah m8, merkel is more like a reverse hitler
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#55 - enlightednatzie (01/10/2016) [-]
Its to undermine and destroy the welfare state you absolute idiot. This multiculty euphoria was created by the right wing to suck out the welfare state, creating another US and A. But you morons are too busy being offended by black people and completely falling into the rich peoples trap who only care about tax cuts.
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#181 - durkadurka (01/10/2016) [-]
It's the opposite. Merkel and Co intend to bolster the welfare state. They need more workers to pay into it as the birthrates of many European counties are well below replacement levels.

The right wouldn't tolerate the threat to their own culture to attempt a collapse of the welfare state. They're the ones protesting against the whole situation.
#138 - echsa (01/10/2016) [-]
i know a hentai called euphoria, it's not as disgusting as you are
#212 - enlightednatzie (01/10/2016) [-]
KKKILL YOURSELF
#67 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
#31 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Germany took them in because of a deal between turkey and the US.
US allowed to build bases and stations nukes in turkey, while turkey sents their uneducated, unemployed and kurdish trash to germanys social system.
#88 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Incorrect regarding the nukes. Those had to be pulled out of Turkey at the tail end of the Cuban Missile Crisis as the Soviets' condition for removing nukes from Cuba (the US stationing nukes in Turkey was the primary reason the Soviets ever bothered to station nuclear weapons in Cuba in the first place).
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#17 - failtolawl (01/10/2016) [-]
germany still needs workers
#33 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
germany needs very,very cheap workers without any qualification. their pay must be so low that the germay social system must pay extra on the wages. while the company who employs these modern slaves gains the profits, the common german citizen pays for everything.
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#82 - failtolawl (01/10/2016) [-]
literally the same people who are thumbing you up are thumbing me down, both comments are compatible.
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#6 - misternobodie (01/10/2016) [-]
Thats a factor yes, but conspire with me;

What if the world is preparing to something and they will need all the cheap labor force ?
Don't think about skynet and robot apocalypse here of course, I'm talking about the next two generations: When climate change hits mankind and shit gets scary. Maybe the experts give it 200 percent that it will break all the global markets soon. I don't know, we will live and see.
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#183 - durkadurka (01/10/2016) [-]
It's not. If we put contentions about global warming aside and make the assumption that it is happening for whatever reason, there are still issues with what you've asserted.

The first and foremost being that a change to the climate won't just "hit" us. It's supposed to be something that happens gradually over time. In other words, we'd have plenty of time to adjust. For example, iirc the warming trend for the last 100 or so years has been under 1 degree Celsius.

In your lifetime you'll never see any real effects from global warming let alone seeing it cause a total market collapse. And in saying this I'm not even considering how most of the warming models made a decade ago or so have been shown to have significantly overestimated warming trends.

Also consider that a slightly warmer climate and more CO2 content does not imply only bad effects as many make it seem. For example, many plants and crops would thrive under such conditions.

Anyway, the notion that you'll see Europe become desert like in your life time, or even within two or three lifetimes is just silly.
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#143 - cognosceteipsum (01/10/2016) [-]
What in the FUCK are you talking about?
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#251 - misternobodie (01/11/2016) [-]
Just having a coffee chat, FUCKer.
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#252 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
More like a cocaine chat by the looks of it...
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#11 - selongb (01/10/2016) [-]
Or even more possibly the male population of germany is getting so effeminate, and the female population so independent, that the refugees aren't being brought in to fill jobs, but fill maternity wards.
#10 - lujan (01/10/2016) [-]
>conspire with me

I'm gonna have to stop you there
#102 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
It sure as hell didn't stop everyone else here.
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#7 - echsa (01/10/2016) [-]
when the temperature rises, and the lands will become more dry and heaty, where's that a good thing for the europeans?
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#8 - misternobodie (01/10/2016) [-]
You see when the land becomes desert like, it will be so much better for the muslims there. They will even call their relatives and friends to stay and build mosques. The whole climate change thing is for this. To go into dates and sand exports businesses in Europe.

jk, I dunno, like I said its like a conspiracy. Maybe its a precaution to have the cheaper labor force, maybe getting precautions is all we can hope to do before the storm.... Rich people always tend to be afraid to lose anything at all.
#5 - And so is putin pictures. Putin aint that funny anymore.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Games +1
#6 - vladi (01/10/2016) [-]
Dunno man, this one is kinda fun to use when I want to shout something at someone. Obsevere:

YOU UTTER HUGE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG.
#11 - merrrione (01/10/2016) [-]
vladi, you may be old but you're still my hero.
#4 - HA ! Neeeeerd. 01/10/2016 on how? 0
#6 - Almost perfect: '' Like, loyalty is nice and all, but…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on throwback -2
#7 - bronywiseman (01/10/2016) [-]
You forgot your picture, hun.
#28 - Ha, you called me American. I wrote there that I was in EU. …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Definition of irony? -9
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#29 - logicalcommonsense (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah. Your continent is being over run with violent Muslims hiding among your helpless refugees. While your woman are being raped(new years eve train station), and while your cities being shot up (Paris massacres), and while certain neighborhoods are so dangerous with Muslim refugees that even police refuse to go in there.

You point out irelevant flaws in my words because I over read your post.

Tell me how, how does it feel to never have the freedom to become successful? With all your taxes and everybody is equal bullshit. Must be pretty nice to never escape from the burden of government overreach.

Maybe you are so accustomed to it that the idea of a free market and capatilism, and the ability to make enough to live very comfortably scares you.
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#30 - misternobodie (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah I'm not responding, since youre not reading whats up before commenting. Nope.
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#33 - kennyh (01/10/2016) [-]
>says you aren't going to argue
>babbles incoherently for hours

heh.
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#31 - logicalcommonsense (01/10/2016) [-]
I've read everything you posted. I just refused to reply to the stuff I know is completely proven otherwise. I can only encourage you to expand yourself and look at all our candidates. Bernie who wants to add 18 trillion in new debt, just like obama who doubked our debt.

and Hillary who under her watch, ignored military generals advice which led to 4 Americans dying on her watch.

But no trump must be a horrible leader because he wants to expose this perversion and incompetent leaders.... the man is npt perfect. But his successful leadership and running in business makes him twice as qualified as anyone else running.

#26 - So youre basically saying that he really really sincerely hat…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Definition of irony? -8
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#27 - logicalcommonsense (01/09/2016) [-]
Are you so thick skinned you cannot see his actions? He has saved peoples businesses and farms from going bankrupt. He has helped so many financially who were at the will of the government.

He has put so much pressure on the VA to personally help those who have been denied by the VA unjustly.
Helped veterans even get treatment because of the bullshit coeruption going on within it.

Look beyond his speeches and his campaign trail. You want to demonize a man simply because he has brought you and many Americans out of there pretty little paradise of political correctness.
#28 - misternobodie (01/10/2016) [-]
Ha, you called me American. I wrote there that I was in EU.

That means you didn't even read me.

Stay ignorant, kid.
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#29 - logicalcommonsense (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah. Your continent is being over run with violent Muslims hiding among your helpless refugees. While your woman are being raped(new years eve train station), and while your cities being shot up (Paris massacres), and while certain neighborhoods are so dangerous with Muslim refugees that even police refuse to go in there.

You point out irelevant flaws in my words because I over read your post.

Tell me how, how does it feel to never have the freedom to become successful? With all your taxes and everybody is equal bullshit. Must be pretty nice to never escape from the burden of government overreach.

Maybe you are so accustomed to it that the idea of a free market and capatilism, and the ability to make enough to live very comfortably scares you.
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#30 - misternobodie (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah I'm not responding, since youre not reading whats up before commenting. Nope.
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#33 - kennyh (01/10/2016) [-]
>says you aren't going to argue
>babbles incoherently for hours

heh.
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#31 - logicalcommonsense (01/10/2016) [-]
I've read everything you posted. I just refused to reply to the stuff I know is completely proven otherwise. I can only encourage you to expand yourself and look at all our candidates. Bernie who wants to add 18 trillion in new debt, just like obama who doubked our debt.

and Hillary who under her watch, ignored military generals advice which led to 4 Americans dying on her watch.

But no trump must be a horrible leader because he wants to expose this perversion and incompetent leaders.... the man is npt perfect. But his successful leadership and running in business makes him twice as qualified as anyone else running.

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User avatar #3 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #1 - letting (12/19/2015) [-]
Hello there, and welcome to FunnyJunk! I'm letting, one of the site's moderators. We have a few simple rules here, which consist of no spam, advertising, or Not-Safe-For-Work content (such as nudity, gore, etc).

If you have any questions about the rules, or need help regarding any other issues, please feel free to message me or make a post on /askamod/.

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User avatar #2 to #1 - misternobodie (12/19/2015) [-]
thanks for letting me know.
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