Dorothy ventures into the Realm of Tzeentch, hoping to find her way home. In a fit of benevolence, or perhaps because it suits some plot a thousand thousand years in the making, Tzeentch lets her find said way home- but not before her mind is blasted with countless forbidden truths.

The Tin Woodsman and his axe find a place at the Skull Throne, where Khorne grants him a new skin of brass and a heart- but a heart needs blood. Thankfully, the Woodsman is well-equipped to find some.

The Cowardly Lion, shunned by all for not being whom he should be, is literally embraced by Nurgle, who tells him that he's all right just the way he is, and shouldn't change. But change he does, for now he has the courage of his newfound conviction to spread the message of the Plaguefather to all the misfits like him.

The Scarecrow enters the realm of Slaanesh, but without a brain, how is he to comprehend the true nature of beauty and excess? How is he to know how much is enough- and how to exceed it? Taking pity on the poor fellow, Slaanesh grants him his brain- and with it, knowledge of how to truly become a thing of fear, a thing that would take joy in its purpose of spreading terror.

And through it all, the sorceress Glinda leads them on the road to the Gods, confident that they will all find that which they seek- the Great and Powerful Gods of Cha-OZ.

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