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#94 - But wouldn't it mean that he would not exist after he ran back…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Flash -1
User avatar #100 - hinkley (05/21/2013) [-]
that's what dc did they killed him with very little chance of bringing him back. if he is never converted into the energy, he would not get his powers in the fist place. i believe he did it to kill someone trying to destroy earth.
User avatar #99 - azraelthemage (05/21/2013) [-]
This is actually how that incarnation of the Flash died. If I remember right, he ran so fast that his body began to break down, and he became one with the Speed Force. Then the above happened due to becoming a part of the very force his powers came from.
#127 - Picture 05/21/2013 on Presidential Milestones 0
#124 - Geez, you must be fun at parties...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on Presidential Milestones +5
User avatar #258 - fukkendragonite (05/21/2013) [-]
Sadly, that's a painful truth.

But for what it's worth, I was only kidding.
#1 - Picture 05/20/2013 on Genius +1
#65 - I cant be the only one who doesnt think its gay , but don't w… 05/20/2013 on Portal Gun Antics +1
#5 - Pokemon equivalent of moonmoon  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on ALL THE LIIEEEEEES +2
#6 - ddylann (05/20/2013) [-]
thats the joke
#28 - Possibly, the word for boyfriend/girlfriend litterally means dearest. 05/15/2013 on Remember When +1
#27 - Thats not healthy at all...  [+] (7 new replies) 05/14/2013 on It seemed like a good idea... +1
User avatar #36 - studbeefpile (05/14/2013) [-]
It's perfectly healthy, I feel great. I'm actually still continuing to lose, but I did take a short break for the hell of it.

Most of the time you hear about people losing 2lbs a week, or something like that, it's because they're using a shitty diet plan, or they're cheating on their diet every other day. If you have a decent diet, and you're pretty strict about it, you can lose lots of weight pretty quickly. Last year I lost 50lbs over the course of about 3 and 1/2 months, and I didn't feel bad from it or anything.
User avatar #28 - meganinja (05/14/2013) [-]
my friend lost 50 pounds in less than a month. He's 6 foot 5 and weighs 135.
User avatar #30 - studbeefpile (05/14/2013) [-]
6-5 and he weighs 135? That is legitimately unhealthy.
User avatar #31 - meganinja (05/14/2013) [-]
yeah it is. I'm 6 feet and weigh 135, but he's a good 5 inches on me. I'm considered borderline underweight for my height, so I know he can't be healthy.
User avatar #33 - studbeefpile (05/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I recommend eating....more.

Believe it or not, there is such a thing as a healthy amount of body fat, around 12%-15% is a pretty healthy level, although some athletes and body-builders have lower percentages during their 'on' season.
User avatar #35 - meganinja (05/14/2013) [-]
I think mine's around 8%, so it's not bad. I have a really high metabolism so it doesn't matter how much I eat, I don't gain weight (provided I stop eating when i'm full). I weighed 150 back in Feburary but I got mono and lost 15 pounds, and haven't been able to put it back on.
User avatar #38 - studbeefpile (05/14/2013) [-]
It's not as much about how much you eat, as it is what you eat. If your diet consists of lots of bread, and 'hollow' valueless foods like that, then you're not going to gain weight. On the other side of the spectrum, if you eat lots of meat--protein and fat dense foods, and you start lifting weights, you shouldn't have too much of a problem gaining weight.
#31 - I just wanted to put it out there that the richer a country be… 05/11/2013 on Ungrateful kids +1
#443 - I don't completely agree with it, but then again, if you think…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on Norwegian Prison +2
User avatar #444 - garymotherfingoak (05/10/2013) [-]
hmmm.... Those are some favorable stats.
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User avatar #8 - ryanfitzy (02/05/2013) [-]
Do you collect items, if not what are you willing to sell yours for?
User avatar #9 to #8 - mistercookie (02/05/2013) [-]
Hmm a good question, i don't really collect at all anymore, what would you be willing to buy items for?
User avatar #6 - schwoosh (08/26/2012) [-]
thanks for trade!
User avatar #7 to #6 - mistercookie (08/26/2012) [-]
Thank you too
User avatar #5 - Daniel hollington **User deleted account** (03/20/2012) [-]
Could you please post the previous milfttoons as a comment on here pwease. I missed out on the last few
#4 - runescapewins **User deleted account** (03/17/2012) [-]
more milftoons please where do you get them?
User avatar #3 - pedocade (03/15/2012) [-]
wheres part 2
User avatar #2 - therealbd (03/13/2012) [-]
i love you.
#1 - torsol (03/13/2012) [-]
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