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Date Signed Up:11/15/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
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#23 - Muh ***** . *brofist* 11/17/2013 on So true -2
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on The many faces of the queen +11
#15 - muffinofrage (11/17/2013) [-]
#123 - Psh. Regardless, Batman beats Thor and Hulk. 11/17/2013 on The pressure of being a... 0
#18 - Pues, puedes chupar mantequilla de mi culo.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on so ligeon, such hacker 0
User avatar #21 - topperharly (10/30/2013) [-]
first of all. no. and i alwas have the problem that a use "did and past tense"....
#16 - >did he suffocated You wanna die?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2013 on so ligeon, such hacker -1
User avatar #17 - topperharly (10/30/2013) [-]
ups. sorry english isnt my mothertongue.
User avatar #18 - misterbatman (10/30/2013) [-]
Pues, puedes chupar mantequilla de mi culo.
User avatar #21 - topperharly (10/30/2013) [-]
first of all. no. and i alwas have the problem that a use "did and past tense"....
#135 - The point I was making was that Batman is the only one who cou… 10/28/2013 on Batman's origin 0
#133 - Here we see Bruce displaying reaction times greater than Super…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Batman's origin 0
User avatar #134 - Tormound (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah of course he can defeat Superman, if he has help from other heroes. That electric shock didn't really do anything as my picture showed.
#135 - misterbatman (10/28/2013) [-]
The point I was making was that Batman is the only one who could feasibly come up with a strategy to defeat Superman. For instance, if you put rage-mode Superman against Green Lantern and Wonder Woman, Superman is going to win. Those two are both strong enough and durable enough to fight Superman, but they couldn't defeat him. However, if you put Batman in charge of Wonder Woman and Green Lantern and tasked him with stopping Superman, it could be done - and probably quite easily to boot.

The lesson here is that you don't need super powers when you have a giant cock.
#230 - I am not the center of the universe. I am not inherently bette… 10/28/2013 on You go girl -1
#229 - Look, buddy, if you're going to be a piece of **** … 10/28/2013 on You go girl -1
#227 - I assume you're overweight and that my comments have offended … 10/28/2013 on You go girl -1
#226 - If you are weak, this is true. If you were strong-willed, you … 10/28/2013 on You go girl 0
#225 - You must not have read my comment. I don't think being fit mak… 10/28/2013 on You go girl -1
#82 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Batman's origin +1
#126 - Tormound (10/28/2013) [-]
And here we see that the punch did absolutely nothing and Batman is about to be crushed by 2 tons of metal.
#133 - misterbatman (10/28/2013) [-]
Here we see Bruce displaying reaction times greater than Superman's. Of course Bruce can't go toe to toe with Superman, but he's one of the only heroes who has faced an angry Superman and escaped unscathed. I also feel the need to point out that Clark has at several points declared that Bruce is the most dangerous man on the planet. While he doesn't have the physical strength or the durability to fight Superman, he alone has the wit and the knowledge to figure out how to defeat him. He just needs other supers to do the leg work.
User avatar #134 - Tormound (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah of course he can defeat Superman, if he has help from other heroes. That electric shock didn't really do anything as my picture showed.
#135 - misterbatman (10/28/2013) [-]
The point I was making was that Batman is the only one who could feasibly come up with a strategy to defeat Superman. For instance, if you put rage-mode Superman against Green Lantern and Wonder Woman, Superman is going to win. Those two are both strong enough and durable enough to fight Superman, but they couldn't defeat him. However, if you put Batman in charge of Wonder Woman and Green Lantern and tasked him with stopping Superman, it could be done - and probably quite easily to boot.

The lesson here is that you don't need super powers when you have a giant cock.
#112 - You're a weak goddamned lardass.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on You go girl -4
#113 - graphenz (10/27/2013) [-]
Or maybe I'm comfortable as a fat dude and I really enjoy food?
#108 - Everyone has the right to their opinion, whether or not I resp… 10/27/2013 on You go girl 0
#100 - Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a rational human being. 10/27/2013 on You go girl 0
#98 - Lol, don't be a fag, dude. I was just sharing my thoughts.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2013 on You go girl -2
User avatar #130 - hazenberdan (10/27/2013) [-]
Yes,well,your "thoughts" are stupid and wrong. I've read your conversation here,and let me tell you, you are one of the most ignorant people I've met. I'm not going to waste my breath and sit here trying to change your viewpoint. No. I've got other,more important problems. So,you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to accept the red thumbs,and tell you to go be a twat with the mental capacity of a toddler,somewhere else.
User avatar #227 - misterbatman (10/28/2013) [-]
I assume you're overweight and that my comments have offended you.

Good. Let my disgust for you hurt you. Let my disdain eat at your soul. But, so help me God, let them make a change in you. Get up, go for a walk. Change your life. It's not hard. I did it, and I'm no better than you are. If you are fine with your worthlessness and complacency, you'll die that way.
#152 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
im going to guess one of your "more important problems" is trying to figure out how to get off the couch so you can go to the phone and speed dial pizza hut.
User avatar #229 - misterbatman (10/28/2013) [-]
Look, buddy, if you're going to be a piece of shit like me, at least have the balls to log in.
#97 - They were, in fact, weak. I was born and raised in a middle-cl…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2013 on You go girl -2
#150 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
i agree completely.
#123 - gromgalgo (10/27/2013) [-]
Listen here, you mentally imbred sack of shit.

Again - You're flawed in the way where the entire world has you as an example - Again, I advice you to start looking away from your own shit when you speak of others. You're directly asuming your "problems are harder than everyone elses, (beside Somalian prostitutes)" - Know what? It's not the size of the problem that matters, but your ability to do something about them.
You think you're the only person to have your family ravaged with drugs and voilence? My family has always been spared for physical voilence, but that doesn't mean my family isn't scattered over 7 different countries, that my now 5 year old niece havn't seen her father - My older brother, and my mothers oldest son. I could further "tell you the story of my life", but the fact that you proved to me people really don't give a floating fuck about it (as your story only made me realize your ignoracy towards the world). Also, I'd hate to take away a chance for you to practice your imagination, as you clarely need to exercise that brain of yours, and perhaps you can one day see clearly - You're not the center of the universe (and YES, that's the view you give), and there are over 7 billion other people beside you, alot of which would eat their own offspring raw to have a life half as good as yours.

To end it all - Speak with someone who is or has been suecidal, and I'm not talking about your everyday 14 year old girl who's "boyfriend" held hands with an another girl, I'm talking about the guy silently sitting in his own tears, hidden from the world waiting for what he thinks is currage to end his own life. THEN you can come to me and tell me your opinion, but before that - Just fuck off, ok?
User avatar #230 - misterbatman (10/28/2013) [-]
I am not the center of the universe. I am not inherently better than anyone else. However, by deciding to man the fuck up and better myself, I have made myself better than you. Does that piss you off? Does it get under your skin to know that this asshole on the internet has the balls to say he's better than you and that you're a weak, lazy, worthless speck of dust? If it does, use that anger to find some determination and change your life. Get up and do something to further yourself. I have spent a great amount of time around suicidal people. I refuse to treat them like they're special because they didn't kill themselves.

Your grammar is shit. You are lazy. You are weak. You are a fool.
#90 - Unless you have a medical condition that prevents weight loss,…  [+] (21 new replies) 10/27/2013 on You go girl 0
#148 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
i'd vote you up but i'm just a dumb nigger.
User avatar #135 - lethaldose (10/27/2013) [-]
well, i can relate to this, +1, dude, +1
#127 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
You have to take into account the overall treatment of obesity. We're so dead set on telling everyone that it's not alright, that it's a disease, and that it's the worst state of being. You wanna know what we're not doing? Encouraging weight loss. Everything I've seen about obesity is also shaming it, and that really takes away a person's drive to do anything about it.

I don't give a damn that you think it's wrong, and I don't give a damn that you've been working out. What does that tell me? That tells me you're just a pompous ass who thinks society should be entitled to your ideals, and to that, I bid you a good "fuck you", and when you die I hope you become a chandelier, so that you may hang all day and burn all night.
User avatar #225 - misterbatman (10/28/2013) [-]
You must not have read my comment. I don't think being fit makes you better than anyone. It's not about image, it's about health. Being healthy and having the dedication to better yourself is what makes you attractive. I don't work out because of some superficial desire to be sexy, I work out to make myself healthier.
User avatar #139 - meuandme (10/27/2013) [-]
I feel like society pushes people to what it likes and that nobody can be like themselves. you will always have to change no matter what in order for society to accept you as a normal person.
User avatar #226 - misterbatman (10/28/2013) [-]
If you are weak, this is true. If you were strong-willed, you could push back at society.
#107 - nephritho (10/27/2013) [-]
Some say this some say that
It's all what you prefer yourself.
But others have different tastes and should be respected more or less.
so go ahead full fill your desire.
User avatar #108 - misterbatman (10/27/2013) [-]
Everyone has the right to their opinion, whether or not I respect it is up to me.
User avatar #96 - joemeister (10/27/2013) [-]
i used to weigh 215 pounds and now I'm 175 pounds. I'm working my best and completely agree about what you find sexy about the fitness aspect. I do like a little chub on girls though.
so long as they try to workout just for the health aspect
User avatar #100 - misterbatman (10/27/2013) [-]
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a rational human being.
#95 - hazenberdan (10/27/2013) [-]
Oh,I'm sorry,I didn't know your viewpoint was the entire world's viewpoint.
You're a fucking asshole.
User avatar #98 - misterbatman (10/27/2013) [-]
Lol, don't be a fag, dude. I was just sharing my thoughts.
User avatar #130 - hazenberdan (10/27/2013) [-]
Yes,well,your "thoughts" are stupid and wrong. I've read your conversation here,and let me tell you, you are one of the most ignorant people I've met. I'm not going to waste my breath and sit here trying to change your viewpoint. No. I've got other,more important problems. So,you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to accept the red thumbs,and tell you to go be a twat with the mental capacity of a toddler,somewhere else.
User avatar #227 - misterbatman (10/28/2013) [-]
I assume you're overweight and that my comments have offended you.

Good. Let my disgust for you hurt you. Let my disdain eat at your soul. But, so help me God, let them make a change in you. Get up, go for a walk. Change your life. It's not hard. I did it, and I'm no better than you are. If you are fine with your worthlessness and complacency, you'll die that way.
#152 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
im going to guess one of your "more important problems" is trying to figure out how to get off the couch so you can go to the phone and speed dial pizza hut.
User avatar #229 - misterbatman (10/28/2013) [-]
Look, buddy, if you're going to be a piece of shit like me, at least have the balls to log in.
#93 - gromgalgo (10/27/2013) [-]
I normally keep my mouth shut, but you've really ended up spilling your own shit on your food, and ate it.

AKA, you're full of shit.

Simply, the "because I could do it, you should be able to do it"-philosophy should never have been born. News-flash: People are individuals, with their own life and their own hell. Have you ever concidered people being so mentally crushed throughout their life that they simply gave up? I've seen close family members just breaking appart infront of my eyes, leaving me with no chance of helping them - Their entire lifes fell appart, and they simply gave up on themselves. The more they gained, the further they went from "the ideal image", and thus reduced the image of themselves. You might call them weak, but seeing someone find the currage to not kill themselves on mutliple occations, does NOT count as weak in my book.

Please educate yourself regarding the social aspect of society, and try to look beyond your blurred view of humanity, before you ever speak up again. I'd appreceate that.
User avatar #97 - misterbatman (10/27/2013) [-]
They were, in fact, weak. I was born and raised in a middle-class American family, but at age 10 my entire life was torn apart. I'm not going to tell you my life's story, but let me just assure you that there have drugs, violence, and poverty in excess in the last ten years of my life. I have watched my mother succumb to dementia, my aunts and uncles succumb to drugs, my friends getting hurt in gang-and-drug related activities, and I've been physically and mentally battered more than 95% of Americans. I'm no Somalian prostitute, but life has been far from easy. My view from down here on the bottom rung is crystal clear: if you're fat, it's a sign of weakness. Anyone can work out. Anyone. It just takes the drive to get your lazy ass off the couch, grab a water instead of a beer, and go for a walk instead of a nap. By the way, having the "currage" not to kill yourself doesn't make you strong. I decide not to kill myself every day. Fun fact, so does everyone who lives through the day. Not killing yourself doesn't make you special and it doesn't make you strong. Living like you mean it is what makes you strong. Your family is weak and you are a fool.
#150 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
i agree completely.
#123 - gromgalgo (10/27/2013) [-]
Listen here, you mentally imbred sack of shit.

Again - You're flawed in the way where the entire world has you as an example - Again, I advice you to start looking away from your own shit when you speak of others. You're directly asuming your "problems are harder than everyone elses, (beside Somalian prostitutes)" - Know what? It's not the size of the problem that matters, but your ability to do something about them.
You think you're the only person to have your family ravaged with drugs and voilence? My family has always been spared for physical voilence, but that doesn't mean my family isn't scattered over 7 different countries, that my now 5 year old niece havn't seen her father - My older brother, and my mothers oldest son. I could further "tell you the story of my life", but the fact that you proved to me people really don't give a floating fuck about it (as your story only made me realize your ignoracy towards the world). Also, I'd hate to take away a chance for you to practice your imagination, as you clarely need to exercise that brain of yours, and perhaps you can one day see clearly - You're not the center of the universe (and YES, that's the view you give), and there are over 7 billion other people beside you, alot of which would eat their own offspring raw to have a life half as good as yours.

To end it all - Speak with someone who is or has been suecidal, and I'm not talking about your everyday 14 year old girl who's "boyfriend" held hands with an another girl, I'm talking about the guy silently sitting in his own tears, hidden from the world waiting for what he thinks is currage to end his own life. THEN you can come to me and tell me your opinion, but before that - Just fuck off, ok?
User avatar #230 - misterbatman (10/28/2013) [-]
I am not the center of the universe. I am not inherently better than anyone else. However, by deciding to man the fuck up and better myself, I have made myself better than you. Does that piss you off? Does it get under your skin to know that this asshole on the internet has the balls to say he's better than you and that you're a weak, lazy, worthless speck of dust? If it does, use that anger to find some determination and change your life. Get up and do something to further yourself. I have spent a great amount of time around suicidal people. I refuse to treat them like they're special because they didn't kill themselves.

Your grammar is shit. You are lazy. You are weak. You are a fool.
#88 - You're my hero! Being fat is not okay. 10/27/2013 on You go girl -1
#225 - Is that who I think that is? 10/20/2013 on Fag the cat -1
#52 - Bakemonogatari.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2013 on What situation calls for this? 0
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#50 - Here's my top 5 list: 1. Bakemonogatari 2. Cowboy… 10/19/2013 on What situation calls for this? -1
#7 - Why does pinkie pie have so many legs?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2013 on WaT -1
#9 - angrybarts (10/07/2013) [-]
Plot twist is actually Rarity
#36 - Boom. Headshot. 10/03/2013 on Was that a 'Mega' Punch? -1

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