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#205 - See, that's horseshit because they have as many or more opport…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/06/2013 on Pushing atheism 0
User avatar #206 - blewws (03/06/2013) [-]
Ok, well that's not true at all. I can pretty much guarantee that you'll never be labeled a racist pig because you open up a white school. You'll be labeled a racist pig because of your ignorant, narrow-minded view of people. Plus, there are no exclusively black schools in the United States. That's fucking ridiculous so stop making shit up. They don't have the same opportunities as white people do and the fact that you think they do makes me think that you're so fucking stupid that you don't even bother to think about what you're saying! They have the same rights! That's not the same thing. Imagine me beating the fuck out of you for a week and then making you run a marathon! I wouldn't beat you up during the marathon but you still wouldn't win! Furthermore, if you can present ANY biological evidence that says black people are any different than white people, I'd love to see it! Because they aren't!
User avatar #208 - misterbatman (03/06/2013) [-]
And I find that these establishments are highly racist. If they weren't designed for African Americans, why do they still call themselves African American colleges?

http://en.wikipedia DOT org/wiki/Historicallyblackcollegesanduniversities
User avatar #207 - misterbatman (03/06/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, there are a great number of whites who fall under the label of "white trash" because they behave in much the same way as the niggers we're discussing. However, you can't deny that there is a much larger portion of the African American population that is base, crude, and undeniably far more racist than the white population. As a matter of fact, Morgan Freeman (black) has often remarked that the equal opportunity front is the most racist thing since the Jim Crow laws. When asked in an interview how to get rid of racism, Freeman chuckled and replied, "Stop talking about it." As for the biological differences between whites and blacks, I urge you to read this article:

http://www DOT kenanmalik DOT com/reviews/entine_taboo DOT html
User avatar #209 - blewws (03/07/2013) [-]
Traditionally African American Colleges still allow white students. As much as i respect Morgan Freeman, I still disagree with him. 1) He's just an actor. That doesn't make him an expert on social policies. 2) What I don't think he realizes is that those policies aren't trying to fight racism. I'll absolutely agree that, statistically, a large portion of underprivileged and impoverished people are black. You seem to think it's because they're "lazy and worthless." I think, as I've said before, the it's because we as a society still haven't fully recovered from our segregated history. Imagine you're a black man/woman living in the 1960s. All manner of discrimination has been outlawed and now you can do whatever any white person can! Hooray! The only problem is, you're uneducated and are currently working three jobs to pay for your shitty house and to feed your family. Oh well, maybe one of your kids will do better. Except, growing up in such a poor family, they couldn't get an education and needed to take the first job they could just to survive. And that goes on and on until present day. Black people aren't lazier than white people. They just literally did not have the same opportunities. Scholarships and colleges and stuff are there to fix that. As for the biology, I'm gonna try to explain how genetics works. The entire human genome has been mapped. We know where every gene is and what it does. As a Bio Major, I've gotten to read so many articles and papers about it including several about race. The ONLY difference, genetically, between white people and black people is the color of their skin. Any statistic about athleticism that that article brought up has nothing to do with the color of their skin.
User avatar #210 - misterbatman (03/07/2013) [-]
The problem with your argument is that you seem to think that blacks don't have the same opportunities whites do - and you're wrong. They get a free education, and they have the opportunity to study, learn, and get scholarships just like whites do. The problem is that they don't. Statistically speaking, whites in public schools are 38% more likely to graduate on time and with a higher average. Money doesn't have an effect on your test scores - the will to learn and raw intelligence do. I was born well below the poverty line and I'm planning on attending school basically for free because I studied and worked my ass off. It's not because I'm white, it's because I gave a damn. When I tell you that the blacks in America are worthless, I say that because I grew up in the same sociopolitical standing as the niggers we're talking about. I grew up doing manual labor, mowing lawns, moving furniture, etc to make pocket money. But I grew beyond that because I wasn't satisfied with my life and I wanted more for myself and my children - so I studied. I didn't have nice clothes, I didn't get a race advantage - but I wasn't a worthless turd. I actually wanted to take advantage of the free education I was offered, unlike the subhuman nigger race.
User avatar #211 - blewws (03/07/2013) [-]
Black people might, technically, have the same rights and oppurtunities as white people, however, because of what I've said before, that entire group of people has been largely unable to utilize it to its fullest potential. You're right. You can work extra hard like you are to become more successful. But the fact that some people work hard and some people don't has nothing to do with race. I was born well above the poverty line. I'm extremely grateful for all the opportunities I have and I know tons of black people who work their asses off too! I'm happy you worked so hard but are you telling me that every black person you knew in your situation was lazy and that every white person you knew in your situation is on the path to a better life? That's bullshit! You happened to be a hard worker! Which is good! That has nothing to do with the color of your skin. Plenty of white people are lazy pieces of shit!
User avatar #213 - misterbatman (03/09/2013) [-]
Oh, I agree that plenty of whites are pieces of shit - but if you look at test score averages and college admittance rates of students from the lower end of the socioeconomical scale, there is a clear difference between whites and blacks. I know that there are white niggers (we call them white trash), but there are a great deal more worthless niggers than worthless whites. All you have to do is take a head count in your High School's AP classes to see which race is more determined to succeed. Let's take my area, for example: I'm in one of the poorest counties in the United States and our population is 51% black, 43% white, 6% hispanic, 1% asian or other, yet whites make up a solid 4/5 of the top-level/AP class size (and our school has been certified a progressive academy). Take a look in the In-School-Suspension room, the bottom-level courses, and the credit-recovery groups, and who do you see? 90% of the students there will be niggers. They don't want to learn, and those of them who do are mocked by the nigger mass and told that they "act white" - even they recognize that intelligence and articulateness are attributes of the Caucasian ethnicity. The niggers know what they are - hell, they refer to themselves as niggers.
#41 - That's exactly why the American "equal opportunity" …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Pushing atheism 0
User avatar #45 - blewws (02/26/2013) [-]
Well, in that case there's a little more to it. It's true you've never owned a slave so you shouldn't, personally, feel guilty about that happening. However, because black people were so mistreated in America, they now don't have the same opportunities as white people. When they were freed they still didn't have any money, they didn't have an education, and they didn't have the same rights. For generations, many black people have had to work harder to have the same success as many white people in America and, although it's obviously much better now, white people still have the advantage. Equal Opportunity policies are in place so all races can sort of catch up. It's not about repaying them for slavery. It's about helping a group of people, with no control over the situation they're born into, have the same opportunities as everyone else.
User avatar #205 - misterbatman (03/06/2013) [-]
See, that's horseshit because they have as many or more opportunities as we do now. They now have all afro-american schools and all afro-american scholarships - if I was to open a White Caucasian College in America, I'd be labeled a racist pig. The niggers are milking the equal opportunity shite as much as they can because they are, as a class, a lazy and worthless part of society. There are those few African Americans who are intelligent, honest, good people; but that caste makes up a very small percentage of the total afroamerican population.
User avatar #206 - blewws (03/06/2013) [-]
Ok, well that's not true at all. I can pretty much guarantee that you'll never be labeled a racist pig because you open up a white school. You'll be labeled a racist pig because of your ignorant, narrow-minded view of people. Plus, there are no exclusively black schools in the United States. That's fucking ridiculous so stop making shit up. They don't have the same opportunities as white people do and the fact that you think they do makes me think that you're so fucking stupid that you don't even bother to think about what you're saying! They have the same rights! That's not the same thing. Imagine me beating the fuck out of you for a week and then making you run a marathon! I wouldn't beat you up during the marathon but you still wouldn't win! Furthermore, if you can present ANY biological evidence that says black people are any different than white people, I'd love to see it! Because they aren't!
User avatar #208 - misterbatman (03/06/2013) [-]
And I find that these establishments are highly racist. If they weren't designed for African Americans, why do they still call themselves African American colleges?

http://en.wikipedia DOT org/wiki/Historicallyblackcollegesanduniversities
User avatar #207 - misterbatman (03/06/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, there are a great number of whites who fall under the label of "white trash" because they behave in much the same way as the niggers we're discussing. However, you can't deny that there is a much larger portion of the African American population that is base, crude, and undeniably far more racist than the white population. As a matter of fact, Morgan Freeman (black) has often remarked that the equal opportunity front is the most racist thing since the Jim Crow laws. When asked in an interview how to get rid of racism, Freeman chuckled and replied, "Stop talking about it." As for the biological differences between whites and blacks, I urge you to read this article:

http://www DOT kenanmalik DOT com/reviews/entine_taboo DOT html
User avatar #209 - blewws (03/07/2013) [-]
Traditionally African American Colleges still allow white students. As much as i respect Morgan Freeman, I still disagree with him. 1) He's just an actor. That doesn't make him an expert on social policies. 2) What I don't think he realizes is that those policies aren't trying to fight racism. I'll absolutely agree that, statistically, a large portion of underprivileged and impoverished people are black. You seem to think it's because they're "lazy and worthless." I think, as I've said before, the it's because we as a society still haven't fully recovered from our segregated history. Imagine you're a black man/woman living in the 1960s. All manner of discrimination has been outlawed and now you can do whatever any white person can! Hooray! The only problem is, you're uneducated and are currently working three jobs to pay for your shitty house and to feed your family. Oh well, maybe one of your kids will do better. Except, growing up in such a poor family, they couldn't get an education and needed to take the first job they could just to survive. And that goes on and on until present day. Black people aren't lazier than white people. They just literally did not have the same opportunities. Scholarships and colleges and stuff are there to fix that. As for the biology, I'm gonna try to explain how genetics works. The entire human genome has been mapped. We know where every gene is and what it does. As a Bio Major, I've gotten to read so many articles and papers about it including several about race. The ONLY difference, genetically, between white people and black people is the color of their skin. Any statistic about athleticism that that article brought up has nothing to do with the color of their skin.
User avatar #210 - misterbatman (03/07/2013) [-]
The problem with your argument is that you seem to think that blacks don't have the same opportunities whites do - and you're wrong. They get a free education, and they have the opportunity to study, learn, and get scholarships just like whites do. The problem is that they don't. Statistically speaking, whites in public schools are 38% more likely to graduate on time and with a higher average. Money doesn't have an effect on your test scores - the will to learn and raw intelligence do. I was born well below the poverty line and I'm planning on attending school basically for free because I studied and worked my ass off. It's not because I'm white, it's because I gave a damn. When I tell you that the blacks in America are worthless, I say that because I grew up in the same sociopolitical standing as the niggers we're talking about. I grew up doing manual labor, mowing lawns, moving furniture, etc to make pocket money. But I grew beyond that because I wasn't satisfied with my life and I wanted more for myself and my children - so I studied. I didn't have nice clothes, I didn't get a race advantage - but I wasn't a worthless turd. I actually wanted to take advantage of the free education I was offered, unlike the subhuman nigger race.
User avatar #211 - blewws (03/07/2013) [-]
Black people might, technically, have the same rights and oppurtunities as white people, however, because of what I've said before, that entire group of people has been largely unable to utilize it to its fullest potential. You're right. You can work extra hard like you are to become more successful. But the fact that some people work hard and some people don't has nothing to do with race. I was born well above the poverty line. I'm extremely grateful for all the opportunities I have and I know tons of black people who work their asses off too! I'm happy you worked so hard but are you telling me that every black person you knew in your situation was lazy and that every white person you knew in your situation is on the path to a better life? That's bullshit! You happened to be a hard worker! Which is good! That has nothing to do with the color of your skin. Plenty of white people are lazy pieces of shit!
User avatar #213 - misterbatman (03/09/2013) [-]
Oh, I agree that plenty of whites are pieces of shit - but if you look at test score averages and college admittance rates of students from the lower end of the socioeconomical scale, there is a clear difference between whites and blacks. I know that there are white niggers (we call them white trash), but there are a great deal more worthless niggers than worthless whites. All you have to do is take a head count in your High School's AP classes to see which race is more determined to succeed. Let's take my area, for example: I'm in one of the poorest counties in the United States and our population is 51% black, 43% white, 6% hispanic, 1% asian or other, yet whites make up a solid 4/5 of the top-level/AP class size (and our school has been certified a progressive academy). Take a look in the In-School-Suspension room, the bottom-level courses, and the credit-recovery groups, and who do you see? 90% of the students there will be niggers. They don't want to learn, and those of them who do are mocked by the nigger mass and told that they "act white" - even they recognize that intelligence and articulateness are attributes of the Caucasian ethnicity. The niggers know what they are - hell, they refer to themselves as niggers.
#143 - I FOUND THE MORON WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE LOGICAL THOUGHT AND P…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on Priorities +14
User avatar #157 - huntergriff (02/26/2013) [-]
I FOUND BATMAN!
#45 - Not really. Just copy the way you got through the first one on… 02/21/2013 on worlds most complicated maze 0
#44 - Actually your children would be only 1/4 bull, so you would be… 02/21/2013 on worlds most complicated maze +2
#42 - Congrats, you're the person of the day for being the only othe… 02/21/2013 on worlds most complicated maze 0
#69 - Cancerous cancer is cancerous. Thumbed down.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2013 on the 3 box -2
User avatar #75 - sefyu (02/21/2013) [-]
It's funny because so is your comment.
#75 - You don't understand how much I respect you for this.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2013 on your fucked kid -1
#76 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
Thank you, I appreciate that.
#291 - Holy shit, crisis averted at the last second... 02/20/2013 on Stripes +4
#7 - That is the best reaction picture of all time. 02/16/2013 on It Was NOT Mudd! 0
#143 - OH SHIT DOUBLE ENTENDRE- 02/16/2013 on spaghetti marianas +1
#65 - Lol at all these newfags raging.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2013 on 'Murica 0
#66 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/28/2013) [-]
indeed
#64 - Lol at the newfags raging. 01/28/2013 on 'Murica 0
#9 - Clearly another newfag. That rule was made up by a tripfag who…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2013 on #SWAG -2
#10 - anonymous (01/24/2013) [-]
I put ma dick in u.
#7 - Look up the rules of the internet, newfag, you'll learn something  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2013 on #SWAG -3
#8 - anonymous (01/24/2013) [-]
Jesus fuck they only apply during raids you newfag.
User avatar #9 - misterbatman (01/24/2013) [-]
Clearly another newfag. That rule was made up by a tripfag who used codes and was abolished literally the next day with quads. Please tell me you don't get your information from knowyourmeme? Faggot.
#10 - anonymous (01/24/2013) [-]
I put ma dick in u.
#5 - Rules 1 and 2, brah  [+] (6 new replies) 01/24/2013 on #SWAG -3
User avatar #11 - paesani (01/24/2013) [-]
What rules? Calm down...
#6 - paesani (01/24/2013) [-]
my no comprende...
User avatar #7 - misterbatman (01/24/2013) [-]
Look up the rules of the internet, newfag, you'll learn something
#8 - anonymous (01/24/2013) [-]
Jesus fuck they only apply during raids you newfag.
User avatar #9 - misterbatman (01/24/2013) [-]
Clearly another newfag. That rule was made up by a tripfag who used codes and was abolished literally the next day with quads. Please tell me you don't get your information from knowyourmeme? Faggot.
#10 - anonymous (01/24/2013) [-]
I put ma dick in u.
#2 - I'll take it 01/24/2013 on 'Murica -2
#95 - buke ketchup man is kill  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2013 on this disturbed me +10
#100 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #119 - realslimshadybaby (01/10/2013) [-]
yas
#1032 - Nah, Miyamoto's timeline has it as Skyward Sword, Minish Cap, …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on Legend of Zelda feels. -1
#1040 - justakewldewd (01/10/2013) [-]
I knew there was something between those two but I just couldn't remember. Thanks. My point still stands, even if it has no real bearing on the emotions this little foray into sorrow has brought up.
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#226 - You mean Bang-Ended Scoots? 01/10/2013 on It's an old bag +4
#224 - Homarids. 01/10/2013 on It's an old bag 0
#1014 - 1) You're a moron. Skyward Sword is the first game in the cont…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2013 on Legend of Zelda feels. 0
#1028 - justakewldewd (01/10/2013) [-]
know Skyward Sword was first in the timeline.

n't say otherwise. I thought at least the first Legend of Zelda came between Skyward and Ocarina of Time so Zelda's dress from Ocarina of Time being used was, in my opinion, a bit of a continuity error.

not mean offense.
#1041 - baconhero (01/10/2013) [-]
The link didn't work, so here's the image.
#1045 - justakewldewd (01/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1032 - misterbatman (01/10/2013) [-]
Nah, Miyamoto's timeline has it as Skyward Sword, Minish Cap, then Ocarina.
#1040 - justakewldewd (01/10/2013) [-]
I knew there was something between those two but I just couldn't remember. Thanks. My point still stands, even if it has no real bearing on the emotions this little foray into sorrow has brought up.
#1 - Fantastic. Thanks, OP! You're a pretty cool guy. 01/08/2013 on For all final fantasy X fans +2
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