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Date Signed Up:11/15/2012
Last Login:8/29/2014
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Content Ranking:#2683
Comment Ranking:#6128
Highest Content Rank:#2088
Highest Comment Rank:#6033
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Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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#27 - >>The stories and information posted here are artistic w…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on ER tales -3
User avatar #30 - darthsalias (01/06/2014) [-]
my grand mother work in the er most of her life intill just recently. she is loaded with carzy ass stories like this
#158 - Picture 11/20/2013 on Room Check +2
#149 - Picture 11/19/2013 on I'm glad it's 2013 +1
#25 - Picture 11/19/2013 on check +1
#294 - Picture 11/19/2013 on There's truth in this 0
#69 - Picture 11/19/2013 on Swagger +1
#162 - Picture 11/19/2013 on Russian ingenuity +2
#23 - Muh ***** . *brofist* 11/17/2013 on So true -2
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on The many faces of the queen +11
#15 - muffinofrage (11/17/2013) [-]
#123 - Psh. Regardless, Batman beats Thor and Hulk. 11/17/2013 on The pressure of being a... 0
#18 - Pues, puedes chupar mantequilla de mi culo.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on so ligeon, such hacker 0
User avatar #21 - topperharly (10/30/2013) [-]
first of all. no. and i alwas have the problem that a use "did and past tense"....
#16 - >did he suffocated You wanna die?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2013 on so ligeon, such hacker -1
User avatar #17 - topperharly (10/30/2013) [-]
ups. sorry english isnt my mothertongue.
User avatar #18 - misterbatman (10/30/2013) [-]
Pues, puedes chupar mantequilla de mi culo.
User avatar #21 - topperharly (10/30/2013) [-]
first of all. no. and i alwas have the problem that a use "did and past tense"....
#135 - The point I was making was that Batman is the only one who cou… 10/28/2013 on Batman's origin 0
#133 - Here we see Bruce displaying reaction times greater than Super…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Batman's origin 0
User avatar #134 - Tormound (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah of course he can defeat Superman, if he has help from other heroes. That electric shock didn't really do anything as my picture showed.
#135 - misterbatman (10/28/2013) [-]
The point I was making was that Batman is the only one who could feasibly come up with a strategy to defeat Superman. For instance, if you put rage-mode Superman against Green Lantern and Wonder Woman, Superman is going to win. Those two are both strong enough and durable enough to fight Superman, but they couldn't defeat him. However, if you put Batman in charge of Wonder Woman and Green Lantern and tasked him with stopping Superman, it could be done - and probably quite easily to boot.

The lesson here is that you don't need super powers when you have a giant cock.
#230 - I am not the center of the universe. I am not inherently bette… 10/28/2013 on You go girl -1
#229 - Look, buddy, if you're going to be a piece of **** … 10/28/2013 on You go girl -1
#227 - I assume you're overweight and that my comments have offended … 10/28/2013 on You go girl -1
#226 - If you are weak, this is true. If you were strong-willed, you … 10/28/2013 on You go girl 0
#225 - You must not have read my comment. I don't think being fit mak… 10/28/2013 on You go girl -1
#82 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Batman's origin +1
#126 - Tormound (10/28/2013) [-]
And here we see that the punch did absolutely nothing and Batman is about to be crushed by 2 tons of metal.
#133 - misterbatman (10/28/2013) [-]
Here we see Bruce displaying reaction times greater than Superman's. Of course Bruce can't go toe to toe with Superman, but he's one of the only heroes who has faced an angry Superman and escaped unscathed. I also feel the need to point out that Clark has at several points declared that Bruce is the most dangerous man on the planet. While he doesn't have the physical strength or the durability to fight Superman, he alone has the wit and the knowledge to figure out how to defeat him. He just needs other supers to do the leg work.
User avatar #134 - Tormound (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah of course he can defeat Superman, if he has help from other heroes. That electric shock didn't really do anything as my picture showed.
#135 - misterbatman (10/28/2013) [-]
The point I was making was that Batman is the only one who could feasibly come up with a strategy to defeat Superman. For instance, if you put rage-mode Superman against Green Lantern and Wonder Woman, Superman is going to win. Those two are both strong enough and durable enough to fight Superman, but they couldn't defeat him. However, if you put Batman in charge of Wonder Woman and Green Lantern and tasked him with stopping Superman, it could be done - and probably quite easily to boot.

The lesson here is that you don't need super powers when you have a giant cock.
#112 - You're a weak goddamned lardass.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on You go girl -4
#113 - graphenz (10/27/2013) [-]
Or maybe I'm comfortable as a fat dude and I really enjoy food?
#108 - Everyone has the right to their opinion, whether or not I resp… 10/27/2013 on You go girl 0
#100 - Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a rational human being. 10/27/2013 on You go girl 0
#98 - Lol, don't be a fag, dude. I was just sharing my thoughts.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2013 on You go girl -2
#130 - hazenberdan (10/27/2013) [-]
Yes,well,your "thoughts" are stupid and wrong. I've read your conversation here,and let me tell you, you are one of the most ignorant people I've met. I'm not going to waste my breath and sit here trying to change your viewpoint. No. I've got other,more important problems. So,you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to accept the red thumbs,and tell you to go be a twat with the mental capacity of a toddler,somewhere else.
User avatar #227 - misterbatman (10/28/2013) [-]
I assume you're overweight and that my comments have offended you.

Good. Let my disgust for you hurt you. Let my disdain eat at your soul. But, so help me God, let them make a change in you. Get up, go for a walk. Change your life. It's not hard. I did it, and I'm no better than you are. If you are fine with your worthlessness and complacency, you'll die that way.
#152 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
im going to guess one of your "more important problems" is trying to figure out how to get off the couch so you can go to the phone and speed dial pizza hut.
User avatar #229 - misterbatman (10/28/2013) [-]
Look, buddy, if you're going to be a piece of shit like me, at least have the balls to log in.
#97 - They were, in fact, weak. I was born and raised in a middle-cl…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2013 on You go girl -2
#150 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
i agree completely.
#123 - gromgalgo (10/27/2013) [-]
Listen here, you mentally imbred sack of shit.

Again - You're flawed in the way where the entire world has you as an example - Again, I advice you to start looking away from your own shit when you speak of others. You're directly asuming your "problems are harder than everyone elses, (beside Somalian prostitutes)" - Know what? It's not the size of the problem that matters, but your ability to do something about them.
You think you're the only person to have your family ravaged with drugs and voilence? My family has always been spared for physical voilence, but that doesn't mean my family isn't scattered over 7 different countries, that my now 5 year old niece havn't seen her father - My older brother, and my mothers oldest son. I could further "tell you the story of my life", but the fact that you proved to me people really don't give a floating fuck about it (as your story only made me realize your ignoracy towards the world). Also, I'd hate to take away a chance for you to practice your imagination, as you clarely need to exercise that brain of yours, and perhaps you can one day see clearly - You're not the center of the universe (and YES, that's the view you give), and there are over 7 billion other people beside you, alot of which would eat their own offspring raw to have a life half as good as yours.

To end it all - Speak with someone who is or has been suecidal, and I'm not talking about your everyday 14 year old girl who's "boyfriend" held hands with an another girl, I'm talking about the guy silently sitting in his own tears, hidden from the world waiting for what he thinks is currage to end his own life. THEN you can come to me and tell me your opinion, but before that - Just fuck off, ok?
User avatar #230 - misterbatman (10/28/2013) [-]
I am not the center of the universe. I am not inherently better than anyone else. However, by deciding to man the fuck up and better myself, I have made myself better than you. Does that piss you off? Does it get under your skin to know that this asshole on the internet has the balls to say he's better than you and that you're a weak, lazy, worthless speck of dust? If it does, use that anger to find some determination and change your life. Get up and do something to further yourself. I have spent a great amount of time around suicidal people. I refuse to treat them like they're special because they didn't kill themselves.

Your grammar is shit. You are lazy. You are weak. You are a fool.

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