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misterbatman

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Date Signed Up:11/15/2012
Last Login:2/25/2015
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Content Ranking:#12589
Comment Ranking:#26716
Highest Content Rank:#2088
Highest Comment Rank:#5827
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Content Views:193602
Times Content Favorited:212 times
Total Comments Made:403
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Favorite Tags: The Game (11) | Pokemon (3)

latest user's comments

#29 - Your fingernails are disgusting.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Word of advice 0
User avatar #37 - chewiewhatawookie (08/25/2014) [-]
So is my dick, but you don't see my hand complaining.
User avatar #40 - misterbatman (08/25/2014) [-]
If I wanted any comeback, I'd have wiped it off your mother's lips.
User avatar #41 - chewiewhatawookie (08/26/2014) [-]
You have horrible taste in women.
#36 - chewiewhatawookie has deleted their comment.
#28 - I know this is bait, but I agree with it. 08/25/2014 on Word of advice +1
#15 - We still have a shirtless deathmatch to take care of. 08/25/2014 on well shit +7
#14 - Boomer democrats are the bane of my existence. 08/25/2014 on Something to think about... +1
#12 - It's not going to last forever, even at this rate. So many you…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Something to think about... 0
User avatar #13 - CallMeCrisco (08/25/2014) [-]
Now to just wait for all the old voters to die...

soon...
User avatar #14 - misterbatman (08/25/2014) [-]
Boomer democrats are the bane of my existence.
#8 - The reason we spend the most on defense isn't because we are m… 08/25/2014 on Something to think about... -1
#7 - Are you ******* kidding me? The Democrats are jus…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Something to think about... +17
User avatar #425 - Kadzait (08/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, but at least democrats are trying to make a change. I mean, sure it still all benefits large corporations and shit but whatever, change is fun.
User avatar #544 - misterbatman (08/25/2014) [-]
Change is not always good. Adding more social welfare programs that don't work, increasing an already-bloated debt, and increasing the powers of the federal government are not good changes. The republicans are morons too, but at least they understand that less government is better than more.
User avatar #10 - CallMeCrisco (08/25/2014) [-]
Yup. The two party system is fucked.
User avatar #12 - misterbatman (08/25/2014) [-]
It's not going to last forever, even at this rate. So many young people have begun leaning libertarian-ways.
User avatar #13 - CallMeCrisco (08/25/2014) [-]
Now to just wait for all the old voters to die...

soon...
User avatar #14 - misterbatman (08/25/2014) [-]
Boomer democrats are the bane of my existence.
#76 - I didn't think it was possible to be this new.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Rip and tear your guts +1
User avatar #77 - assassindash (08/24/2014) [-]
I just don't go to 4chan.

Kinda stick to FunnyJunk....
#164 - Bakemono rolled in comments swell with erection 08/24/2014 on Whatd the 5 fingers say to... +5
#66 - This.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Fight Me, Joshlol 0
User avatar #67 - snakesniper (08/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I meant more of a faggot.
#3 - Mildly. But more importantly, lehgo. 08/23/2014 on Fight Me, Joshlol +33
#1 - joshlol I want to fight you in the semi-nude.  [+] (14 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Fight Me, Joshlol +200
#62 - firesky (08/24/2014) [-]
I guess the lower half?
User avatar #58 - snakesniper (08/24/2014) [-]
joshlol if you don't fight him you're a faggot.
User avatar #66 - misterbatman (08/24/2014) [-]
This.
User avatar #67 - snakesniper (08/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I meant more of a faggot.
#24 - guldknight (08/24/2014) [-]
#16 - flixoe (08/24/2014) [-]
Full-nude or you're a faggot.
User avatar #2 - joshlol (08/23/2014) [-]
is that homosexual?
User avatar #8 - raidaltamimi (08/24/2014) [-]
not if you said "no home"
#11 - butwhynot (08/24/2014) [-]
Apparently homeless people can't be gay.
#15 - psykobear (08/24/2014) [-]
This is the best comment I've seen today.
#12 - minutes (08/24/2014) [-]
I really can't deal with the fact that this is actually a human being and not just an emoticon.
User avatar #5 - transubstantiation (08/23/2014) [-]
Only in you cover yourself in oil first
#4 - magicianbl (08/23/2014) [-]
Not if you say "no homo" before you do it.
User avatar #3 - misterbatman (08/23/2014) [-]
Mildly. But more importantly, lehgo.
#66 - I swear to ******* christ if this ends up on the …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on I am a cool kid now +21
#201 - anonexplains (08/21/2014) [-]
Its #1 on Front Page.

Deliver Faggot.
#5 - What the **** am I reading? 08/20/2014 on Early access games in a... 0
#16 - 3edgy5me 08/20/2014 on Helpfull tips for everyday... +1
#46 - Bitch haven't you heard of Canada Dry? 08/20/2014 on The difference +1
#206 - It's okay, eggrollmaster. 08/20/2014 on Fuck the poor +1
#156 - You must be retarded.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Fuck the poor +2
#197 - eggrollmaster (08/20/2014) [-]
I sincerely apologize batman
#206 - misterbatman (08/20/2014) [-]
It's okay, eggrollmaster.
#5 - You bet your ass it does. 08/19/2014 on (untitled) +2
#11 - I'll be honest, you lost me with the alliteration in the first… 08/19/2014 on Something I wrote. Looking... +1
#352 - Picture 08/17/2014 on R8 The World +3
#173 - I read that as "gan-graped". Made me lul. 08/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#149 - Ahh, but that's the problem. History shows that it's always th… 08/13/2014 on kicking puppies 0
#147 - You're projecting (again). I just believe that satisfaction an…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2014 on kicking puppies 0
#150 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to your most recent one.

I was merely remarking at the fact that you said they were impotent.

Here's the thing though, contraceptives are useful.

Also, a computer could run the government i'm suggesting, and computers can't be made corrupt if their software is open source.
#148 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I believe it is the governments job to protect the interests of all people, not some people.

So i'm fine with impotent leeches, considering they couldn't reproduce.
User avatar #149 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
Ahh, but that's the problem. History shows that it's always the leeches who do reproduce, and they only create more of a problem.

I believe the government should exist for only a few spare functions: to protect people from theft, to protect people from harm, and to build infrastructure. Pretty much everything else can be handled in the market. As an organic system, the free market self-regulates. If an entity is corrupt, the people can deny it service; if they choose to pay for its services anyway and it becomes progressively more decadent, it will eventually collapse. The market is economics' version of natural selection.
#145 - What do you mean by that?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/13/2014 on kicking puppies 0
#146 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I want everyone to be happy, you just want a system where people can get everything.
User avatar #147 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
You're projecting (again). I just believe that satisfaction and happiness should come from self-actualization and self-reliance. I believe everyone should have the opportunity to make themselves happy, and if they don't take it, they don't deserve it.

Your ideal world would be populated with lazy, impotent leeches.
#150 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to your most recent one.

I was merely remarking at the fact that you said they were impotent.

Here's the thing though, contraceptives are useful.

Also, a computer could run the government i'm suggesting, and computers can't be made corrupt if their software is open source.
#148 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I believe it is the governments job to protect the interests of all people, not some people.

So i'm fine with impotent leeches, considering they couldn't reproduce.
User avatar #149 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
Ahh, but that's the problem. History shows that it's always the leeches who do reproduce, and they only create more of a problem.

I believe the government should exist for only a few spare functions: to protect people from theft, to protect people from harm, and to build infrastructure. Pretty much everything else can be handled in the market. As an organic system, the free market self-regulates. If an entity is corrupt, the people can deny it service; if they choose to pay for its services anyway and it becomes progressively more decadent, it will eventually collapse. The market is economics' version of natural selection.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #21 - hunhitch (01/18/2015) [-]
*roll 1*
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