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#46 - Bitch haven't you heard of Canada Dry? 08/20/2014 on The difference +1
#206 - It's okay, eggrollmaster. 08/20/2014 on Fuck the poor +1
#156 - You must be retarded.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Fuck the poor +2
#197 - eggrollmaster (08/20/2014) [-]
I sincerely apologize batman
#206 - misterbatman (08/20/2014) [-]
It's okay, eggrollmaster.
#5 - You bet your ass it does. 08/19/2014 on (untitled) +2
#11 - I'll be honest, you lost me with the alliteration in the first… 08/19/2014 on Something I wrote. Looking... +1
#352 - Picture 08/17/2014 on R8 The World +3
#173 - I read that as "gan-graped". Made me lul. 08/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#149 - Ahh, but that's the problem. History shows that it's always th… 08/13/2014 on kicking puppies 0
#147 - You're projecting (again). I just believe that satisfaction an…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2014 on kicking puppies 0
#150 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to your most recent one.

I was merely remarking at the fact that you said they were impotent.

Here's the thing though, contraceptives are useful.

Also, a computer could run the government i'm suggesting, and computers can't be made corrupt if their software is open source.
#148 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I believe it is the governments job to protect the interests of all people, not some people.

So i'm fine with impotent leeches, considering they couldn't reproduce.
User avatar #149 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
Ahh, but that's the problem. History shows that it's always the leeches who do reproduce, and they only create more of a problem.

I believe the government should exist for only a few spare functions: to protect people from theft, to protect people from harm, and to build infrastructure. Pretty much everything else can be handled in the market. As an organic system, the free market self-regulates. If an entity is corrupt, the people can deny it service; if they choose to pay for its services anyway and it becomes progressively more decadent, it will eventually collapse. The market is economics' version of natural selection.
#145 - What do you mean by that?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/13/2014 on kicking puppies 0
#146 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I want everyone to be happy, you just want a system where people can get everything.
User avatar #147 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
You're projecting (again). I just believe that satisfaction and happiness should come from self-actualization and self-reliance. I believe everyone should have the opportunity to make themselves happy, and if they don't take it, they don't deserve it.

Your ideal world would be populated with lazy, impotent leeches.
#150 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to your most recent one.

I was merely remarking at the fact that you said they were impotent.

Here's the thing though, contraceptives are useful.

Also, a computer could run the government i'm suggesting, and computers can't be made corrupt if their software is open source.
#148 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I believe it is the governments job to protect the interests of all people, not some people.

So i'm fine with impotent leeches, considering they couldn't reproduce.
User avatar #149 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
Ahh, but that's the problem. History shows that it's always the leeches who do reproduce, and they only create more of a problem.

I believe the government should exist for only a few spare functions: to protect people from theft, to protect people from harm, and to build infrastructure. Pretty much everything else can be handled in the market. As an organic system, the free market self-regulates. If an entity is corrupt, the people can deny it service; if they choose to pay for its services anyway and it becomes progressively more decadent, it will eventually collapse. The market is economics' version of natural selection.
#143 - Once again, there are ideological differences that we'll never…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/13/2014 on kicking puppies 0
#144 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
More like, everyone vs everything, but sure.
User avatar #145 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
What do you mean by that?
#146 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I want everyone to be happy, you just want a system where people can get everything.
User avatar #147 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
You're projecting (again). I just believe that satisfaction and happiness should come from self-actualization and self-reliance. I believe everyone should have the opportunity to make themselves happy, and if they don't take it, they don't deserve it.

Your ideal world would be populated with lazy, impotent leeches.
#150 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to your most recent one.

I was merely remarking at the fact that you said they were impotent.

Here's the thing though, contraceptives are useful.

Also, a computer could run the government i'm suggesting, and computers can't be made corrupt if their software is open source.
#148 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I believe it is the governments job to protect the interests of all people, not some people.

So i'm fine with impotent leeches, considering they couldn't reproduce.
User avatar #149 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
Ahh, but that's the problem. History shows that it's always the leeches who do reproduce, and they only create more of a problem.

I believe the government should exist for only a few spare functions: to protect people from theft, to protect people from harm, and to build infrastructure. Pretty much everything else can be handled in the market. As an organic system, the free market self-regulates. If an entity is corrupt, the people can deny it service; if they choose to pay for its services anyway and it becomes progressively more decadent, it will eventually collapse. The market is economics' version of natural selection.
#140 - Also, I'd like to point out that every clean-energy venture ev…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on kicking puppies 0
#142 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
Because every country on the planet is capitalist.
#139 - The problem with communism is that it brings the top down inst…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/13/2014 on kicking puppies 0
#141 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I don't believe there are any wealthy people who earn their money.

I believe that every single one of them is either scum suckers, living off of eating at the bottom, or they simply got really lucky, and were born into it.

How does distributing the wealth from the top and giving it back to the bottom not help them?

Also, I don't believe in pure marxist communism, the variety i believe in actually does quite the opposite, by allowing ((almost)) any tools needed for any kind of creative expression through request, and if they are recyclable, putting them back into the system to be used once again.
User avatar #143 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
Once again, there are ideological differences that we'll never reconcile. You can keep your kumbaya, and I'll keep everything I can get.
#144 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
More like, everyone vs everything, but sure.
User avatar #145 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
What do you mean by that?
#146 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I want everyone to be happy, you just want a system where people can get everything.
User avatar #147 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
You're projecting (again). I just believe that satisfaction and happiness should come from self-actualization and self-reliance. I believe everyone should have the opportunity to make themselves happy, and if they don't take it, they don't deserve it.

Your ideal world would be populated with lazy, impotent leeches.
#150 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to your most recent one.

I was merely remarking at the fact that you said they were impotent.

Here's the thing though, contraceptives are useful.

Also, a computer could run the government i'm suggesting, and computers can't be made corrupt if their software is open source.
#148 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I believe it is the governments job to protect the interests of all people, not some people.

So i'm fine with impotent leeches, considering they couldn't reproduce.
User avatar #149 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
Ahh, but that's the problem. History shows that it's always the leeches who do reproduce, and they only create more of a problem.

I believe the government should exist for only a few spare functions: to protect people from theft, to protect people from harm, and to build infrastructure. Pretty much everything else can be handled in the market. As an organic system, the free market self-regulates. If an entity is corrupt, the people can deny it service; if they choose to pay for its services anyway and it becomes progressively more decadent, it will eventually collapse. The market is economics' version of natural selection.
#17 - American libtards are leftwingers. They're all about personal …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/13/2014 on anon goes to the mall with... +7
#41 - 4chan refugee (08/13/2014) [-]
It's so fun not being American and watching all these retarded liberals and conservatives go at each other. God I love not being American.
#35 - sexuality (08/13/2014) [-]
Liberals =/= "Libtards" the exact same way that Conservatives =/= "Teabaggers"

Don't clump us all together, I'm a straight white male liberal with a concealed carry license.
User avatar #52 - CallMeCrisco (08/13/2014) [-]
Sounds more libertarian.
#70 - sexuality (08/13/2014) [-]
Maybe to some, but I'm registered and vote Democrat.

I enjoy my concealed carry, but seeing those individuals in open carry states with rifles and shotguns strapped to their back make me cringe.
User avatar #51 - MrDeadiron (08/13/2014) [-]
That's exactly what liberals and conservatives are, they are almost the furthest left and right you can be without becoming a commie or a fascist.
#69 - sexuality (08/13/2014) [-]
Keyword being almost, you can be a liberal without being like the individuals mentioned by OP (or, tumblrfags) and you can be a conservative without being a member of the Tea Party (the extreme right).

That's all I'm saying.
#47 - apurpleliger (08/13/2014) [-]
Not much of a liberal, then, are you?
#46 - 4chan refugee (08/13/2014) [-]
so you're a retard with a gun
#179 - Picture 08/13/2014 on facebook gold +1
#178 - Picture 08/13/2014 on facebook gold +3
#137 - I think you feel like the world owes you something, and it doe…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/13/2014 on kicking puppies 0
#138 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
But not everyone is in a civilized country.

And honestly, whats wrong with everyone as a whole making something versus one person making something? Whats wrong with having the world give you something, especially when it can actaully give you that thing at the opposite of a cost.

We're running out of resources on this planet because of that very system, and at the benefit of the planet, i support communism.
User avatar #140 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
Also, I'd like to point out that every clean-energy venture ever undertaken was undertaken by a capitalist. You can blame resource shortages on capitalists all you want, but they're the only ones doing anything about it.
#142 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
Because every country on the planet is capitalist.
User avatar #139 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
The problem with communism is that it brings the top down instead of bringing the bottom up; it also puts too much power in the hands of the government (which is never, ever a good thing). Marxist communism stifles people who are creative, competitive, and inventive. Once again, we have reached a point where your ideology is immutably different from mine. I believe a person only has value if they can lay claim to value. I believe in personal responsibility, independence, and self-reliance. You hold different views. That's all there is to it.
#141 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I don't believe there are any wealthy people who earn their money.

I believe that every single one of them is either scum suckers, living off of eating at the bottom, or they simply got really lucky, and were born into it.

How does distributing the wealth from the top and giving it back to the bottom not help them?

Also, I don't believe in pure marxist communism, the variety i believe in actually does quite the opposite, by allowing ((almost)) any tools needed for any kind of creative expression through request, and if they are recyclable, putting them back into the system to be used once again.
User avatar #143 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
Once again, there are ideological differences that we'll never reconcile. You can keep your kumbaya, and I'll keep everything I can get.
#144 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
More like, everyone vs everything, but sure.
User avatar #145 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
What do you mean by that?
#146 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I want everyone to be happy, you just want a system where people can get everything.
User avatar #147 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
You're projecting (again). I just believe that satisfaction and happiness should come from self-actualization and self-reliance. I believe everyone should have the opportunity to make themselves happy, and if they don't take it, they don't deserve it.

Your ideal world would be populated with lazy, impotent leeches.
#150 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to your most recent one.

I was merely remarking at the fact that you said they were impotent.

Here's the thing though, contraceptives are useful.

Also, a computer could run the government i'm suggesting, and computers can't be made corrupt if their software is open source.
#148 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I believe it is the governments job to protect the interests of all people, not some people.

So i'm fine with impotent leeches, considering they couldn't reproduce.
User avatar #149 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
Ahh, but that's the problem. History shows that it's always the leeches who do reproduce, and they only create more of a problem.

I believe the government should exist for only a few spare functions: to protect people from theft, to protect people from harm, and to build infrastructure. Pretty much everything else can be handled in the market. As an organic system, the free market self-regulates. If an entity is corrupt, the people can deny it service; if they choose to pay for its services anyway and it becomes progressively more decadent, it will eventually collapse. The market is economics' version of natural selection.
#135 - He leaped at an opportunity and made money by being savvy in t…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/12/2014 on kicking puppies 0
#136 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm not complaining about my luck, i'm complaining about the luck of the populus as a whole, the gamble in life makes an unfair system, I understand that you don't care that the system is unfair but you should, even if you're not one of the ones currently getting screwed over.
User avatar #137 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
I think you feel like the world owes you something, and it doesn't. I grew up poor as shit, but I'm not complaining. Not everyone can make it to the million-dollar-mark, but anyone in a civilized country can make a decent living. Anyone.
#138 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
But not everyone is in a civilized country.

And honestly, whats wrong with everyone as a whole making something versus one person making something? Whats wrong with having the world give you something, especially when it can actaully give you that thing at the opposite of a cost.

We're running out of resources on this planet because of that very system, and at the benefit of the planet, i support communism.
User avatar #140 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
Also, I'd like to point out that every clean-energy venture ever undertaken was undertaken by a capitalist. You can blame resource shortages on capitalists all you want, but they're the only ones doing anything about it.
#142 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
Because every country on the planet is capitalist.
User avatar #139 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
The problem with communism is that it brings the top down instead of bringing the bottom up; it also puts too much power in the hands of the government (which is never, ever a good thing). Marxist communism stifles people who are creative, competitive, and inventive. Once again, we have reached a point where your ideology is immutably different from mine. I believe a person only has value if they can lay claim to value. I believe in personal responsibility, independence, and self-reliance. You hold different views. That's all there is to it.
#141 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I don't believe there are any wealthy people who earn their money.

I believe that every single one of them is either scum suckers, living off of eating at the bottom, or they simply got really lucky, and were born into it.

How does distributing the wealth from the top and giving it back to the bottom not help them?

Also, I don't believe in pure marxist communism, the variety i believe in actually does quite the opposite, by allowing ((almost)) any tools needed for any kind of creative expression through request, and if they are recyclable, putting them back into the system to be used once again.
User avatar #143 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
Once again, there are ideological differences that we'll never reconcile. You can keep your kumbaya, and I'll keep everything I can get.
#144 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
More like, everyone vs everything, but sure.
User avatar #145 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
What do you mean by that?
#146 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I want everyone to be happy, you just want a system where people can get everything.
User avatar #147 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
You're projecting (again). I just believe that satisfaction and happiness should come from self-actualization and self-reliance. I believe everyone should have the opportunity to make themselves happy, and if they don't take it, they don't deserve it.

Your ideal world would be populated with lazy, impotent leeches.
#150 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to your most recent one.

I was merely remarking at the fact that you said they were impotent.

Here's the thing though, contraceptives are useful.

Also, a computer could run the government i'm suggesting, and computers can't be made corrupt if their software is open source.
#148 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I believe it is the governments job to protect the interests of all people, not some people.

So i'm fine with impotent leeches, considering they couldn't reproduce.
User avatar #149 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
Ahh, but that's the problem. History shows that it's always the leeches who do reproduce, and they only create more of a problem.

I believe the government should exist for only a few spare functions: to protect people from theft, to protect people from harm, and to build infrastructure. Pretty much everything else can be handled in the market. As an organic system, the free market self-regulates. If an entity is corrupt, the people can deny it service; if they choose to pay for its services anyway and it becomes progressively more decadent, it will eventually collapse. The market is economics' version of natural selection.
#9479745 - **** Frampt and Kaathe. I'mma **** G… 08/12/2014 on sfw random board +1
#133 - The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has nearly rid the entir…  [+] (17 new replies) 08/12/2014 on kicking puppies 0
#134 - thatonecommunist (08/12/2014) [-]
He actually didn't even make DOS, he bought it, and then sold it to IBM.

There was no earning involved.

And my problem with that is that he has a gigantic ass fucking mansion, nobody needs that shit, its not helping anybody, and it costed a lot of money, my problem with it is how wasteful it is, he's not special, he didn't do anything really great for humanity, sure there are worse people that could've had that much money, but there are plenty of people who would've done even more with it.

What makes bill gates deserving of riches?
User avatar #135 - misterbatman (08/12/2014) [-]
He leaped at an opportunity and made money by being savvy in the market. Since then he's spent a shit-ton of money as a humanitarian. He deserves riches because he took an opportunity that was available and did everything he could with it. Sure, he got lucky. So? Complaining about your luck in life accomplishes nothing.
#136 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm not complaining about my luck, i'm complaining about the luck of the populus as a whole, the gamble in life makes an unfair system, I understand that you don't care that the system is unfair but you should, even if you're not one of the ones currently getting screwed over.
User avatar #137 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
I think you feel like the world owes you something, and it doesn't. I grew up poor as shit, but I'm not complaining. Not everyone can make it to the million-dollar-mark, but anyone in a civilized country can make a decent living. Anyone.
#138 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
But not everyone is in a civilized country.

And honestly, whats wrong with everyone as a whole making something versus one person making something? Whats wrong with having the world give you something, especially when it can actaully give you that thing at the opposite of a cost.

We're running out of resources on this planet because of that very system, and at the benefit of the planet, i support communism.
User avatar #140 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
Also, I'd like to point out that every clean-energy venture ever undertaken was undertaken by a capitalist. You can blame resource shortages on capitalists all you want, but they're the only ones doing anything about it.
#142 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
Because every country on the planet is capitalist.
User avatar #139 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
The problem with communism is that it brings the top down instead of bringing the bottom up; it also puts too much power in the hands of the government (which is never, ever a good thing). Marxist communism stifles people who are creative, competitive, and inventive. Once again, we have reached a point where your ideology is immutably different from mine. I believe a person only has value if they can lay claim to value. I believe in personal responsibility, independence, and self-reliance. You hold different views. That's all there is to it.
#141 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I don't believe there are any wealthy people who earn their money.

I believe that every single one of them is either scum suckers, living off of eating at the bottom, or they simply got really lucky, and were born into it.

How does distributing the wealth from the top and giving it back to the bottom not help them?

Also, I don't believe in pure marxist communism, the variety i believe in actually does quite the opposite, by allowing ((almost)) any tools needed for any kind of creative expression through request, and if they are recyclable, putting them back into the system to be used once again.
User avatar #143 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
Once again, there are ideological differences that we'll never reconcile. You can keep your kumbaya, and I'll keep everything I can get.
#144 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
More like, everyone vs everything, but sure.
User avatar #145 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
What do you mean by that?
#146 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I want everyone to be happy, you just want a system where people can get everything.
User avatar #147 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
You're projecting (again). I just believe that satisfaction and happiness should come from self-actualization and self-reliance. I believe everyone should have the opportunity to make themselves happy, and if they don't take it, they don't deserve it.

Your ideal world would be populated with lazy, impotent leeches.
#150 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to your most recent one.

I was merely remarking at the fact that you said they were impotent.

Here's the thing though, contraceptives are useful.

Also, a computer could run the government i'm suggesting, and computers can't be made corrupt if their software is open source.
#148 - thatonecommunist (08/13/2014) [-]
I believe it is the governments job to protect the interests of all people, not some people.

So i'm fine with impotent leeches, considering they couldn't reproduce.
User avatar #149 - misterbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
Ahh, but that's the problem. History shows that it's always the leeches who do reproduce, and they only create more of a problem.

I believe the government should exist for only a few spare functions: to protect people from theft, to protect people from harm, and to build infrastructure. Pretty much everything else can be handled in the market. As an organic system, the free market self-regulates. If an entity is corrupt, the people can deny it service; if they choose to pay for its services anyway and it becomes progressively more decadent, it will eventually collapse. The market is economics' version of natural selection.
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#130 - You clearly didn't have the gumption to log in and post, so ch… 08/12/2014 on kicking puppies 0
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#60 - And that's sad, but it's a fact of life. We have to mourn for … 08/11/2014 on kicking puppies 0

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