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misterbatman

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Date Signed Up:11/15/2012
Last Login:4/16/2015
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Times Content Favorited:211 times
Total Comments Made:404
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#696 - This comes from a grievous misunderstanding of several core te… 04/13/2015 on 1 year of water left 0
#293 - I am a Valdosta native and I can confirm that this never happened. 04/13/2015 on Feminism in action #259 0
#64 - It astounds me that so many of you don't understand this: afte… 12/04/2014 on If only his master took... -1
#2 - It looks like a blinged-out Xenomorph. 12/04/2014 on Full Scale T-Rex In Paris +5
#161 - Yes, every right is a good one. Human beings should be allowed… 12/02/2014 on The sexiest gif I've ever seen 0
#155 - No, I'm sorry, let me rephrase: you don't understand freedom b…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2014 on The sexiest gif I've ever seen 0
User avatar #156 - ljxjlos (12/01/2014) [-]
You...you really do believe that, do you? You really think that every right is a good one? Man, I hope you never get into any position of power.
User avatar #161 - misterbatman (12/02/2014) [-]
Yes, every right is a good one. Human beings should be allowed to do anything they want so long as it doesn't harm another human being or infringe upon their rights. Simply owning or carrying a gun does no harm. Firing at another human being without justification is fundamentally wrong, but my right to bear arms shall not be infringed.
#154 - This is actually pretty much spot on, I can't argue with your … 12/01/2014 on The sexiest gif I've ever seen 0
#152 - Also, nobody with a CC permit in America thinks violence is go… 12/01/2014 on The sexiest gif I've ever seen 0
#151 - "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/01/2014 on The sexiest gif I've ever seen 0
User avatar #153 - ljxjlos (12/01/2014) [-]
Yet again: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FREEDOM.

Understand it, fucker. And no, I´m not german because "I don´t understand what it´s like to have my human rights" - NO, I´m german because I was born in fucking Germany you fucking inbred retard. Because that´s how you become a member of a fucking country.
User avatar #155 - misterbatman (12/01/2014) [-]
No, I'm sorry, let me rephrase: you don't understand freedom because you're German. You live in a moderately socialist authoritarian shitpile, living the illusion of an enlightened life. You've never had the liberties afforded to someone living in a more libertarian state (America is far from libertarian today, but the unamended constitution and the Bill of Rights that followed were the most libertarian legislature of their time), so you cannot understand the feeling of knowing you have those liberties. There is a cognitive bias which you are suffering from right this moment called the Curse of Knowledge--it's a legitimate metacognitive disorder caused when a person is unable to understand the position of another because they feel more intelligent. You feel enlightened on your pedestal of gun control and are unable to perceive the liberation we savages feel by exercising our rights as human beings.
User avatar #156 - ljxjlos (12/01/2014) [-]
You...you really do believe that, do you? You really think that every right is a good one? Man, I hope you never get into any position of power.
User avatar #161 - misterbatman (12/02/2014) [-]
Yes, every right is a good one. Human beings should be allowed to do anything they want so long as it doesn't harm another human being or infringe upon their rights. Simply owning or carrying a gun does no harm. Firing at another human being without justification is fundamentally wrong, but my right to bear arms shall not be infringed.
#150 - Goddamn right. 12/01/2014 on The sexiest gif I've ever seen 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #21 - hunhitch (01/18/2015) [-]
*roll 1*
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