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#108 - **missjessicaparker rolls 751** 01/26/2014 on Fire! Fire! 0
#12 - Fuck you, I do what I want. 06/21/2013 on Junkyfun 0
#546 - People thumbed up my comment. They thumbed up an inside jo…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2013 on The hate is strong with... +1
User avatar #548 - roll (06/13/2013) [-]
i know lol
#547 - youngneil has deleted their comment.
#468 - Caught you again motherfucker.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2013 on The hate is strong with... +3
User avatar #470 - roll (06/12/2013) [-]
pls
#546 - missjessicaparker (06/13/2013) [-]
People thumbed up my comment.
They thumbed up an inside joke.
I don't even.
pic unrelated
User avatar #548 - roll (06/13/2013) [-]
i know lol
#547 - youngneil has deleted their comment.
#104 - i love your username and might have to have your adopted children. 06/08/2013 on Merica' 0
#493872 - Combat Evolved and Halo 2 have PC ports. And I think the Halo … 06/08/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#493865 - And then after he is useless and ugly. Charmander all the way. 06/08/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#74 - Why did I not see Invoker?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on Goldfish 0
#75 - guiguito (06/06/2013) [-]
he's bussy
well you can see he got his hands full
kill me
#73 - Really fun. I disliked her ulti but that was because I could n… 06/06/2013 on Goldfish 0
#491118 - With that, Warframe, and all the exclusives coming to the PS4,… 06/06/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2

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#31 - missjessicaparker (01/28/2013) [-]
and ponies
and ponies
#30 - missjessicaparker (01/28/2013) [-]
and ponies.
and ponies.
#26 - roll (01/23/2013) [-]
Didn't get me.
Didn't get me.
#27 to #26 - missjessicaparker (01/23/2013) [-]
Oh really now? You are on my profile. YOU WOULD HAVE FALLEN FOR MY TRAP! *presses a button and nothing happens* IF I HAD ONE!
#28 to #27 - roll (01/23/2013) [-]
OH NO.    
   
gonna go hide in fear now
OH NO.

gonna go hide in fear now
#21 - ascendedwings (12/06/2012) [-]
Here ya go.

It's funny to get MVP on Free-For-All and have this on the scoreboard.
#22 to #21 - missjessicaparker (12/06/2012) [-]
That is actually really good. I think I wanna buy Black Ops 2 now. How would you compare it to the other Call of Duty games?
#23 to #22 - ascendedwings (12/06/2012) [-]
It's not worth it, really. Buy it if you want, but...eh. I prefer MW2. Though, the emblem editing is fun, and the single player story is pretty badass, Multiplayer is shit, very laggy.
It's not worth it, really. Buy it if you want, but...eh. I prefer MW2. Though, the emblem editing is fun, and the single player story is pretty badass, Multiplayer is shit, very laggy.
#24 to #23 - missjessicaparker (12/06/2012) [-]
Thanks for the input. I'll think on it. But I'll most likely get Halo 4 instead.
#25 to #24 - ascendedwings (12/06/2012) [-]
I feel very bad because I recently switched over to PS3 because most of my family had one, but I love Halo. I really want to play Halo 4, even though Bungie is no longer spearheading it. I hear so many good things about it. I honestly miss playing the great Xbox games. I still have my Xbox but it wont read the games discs for whatever reason. Feels bad man. I would get Halo related products over COD products anyday if I could.
#20 - missjessicaparker (12/04/2012) [-]
**missjessicaparker just learned how to blue text so me is gonna talk in all blue text from now on**
#19 - missjessicaparker (12/04/2012) [-]
**missjessicaparker want to learn how to blue text**
User avatar #12 - thedisturbedone (11/28/2012) [-]
I have no idea if you actually had the picture or not, but Funnyjunk is ridiculous with how they delete their NSFW content, so I have to ask you if you actually had the picture or not. If you do, could you kindly post it again please? If not, sorry to inconvenience you.
#13 to #12 - missjessicaparker (11/29/2012) [-]
Which picture would you be talking about?
User avatar #14 to #13 - thedisturbedone (11/29/2012) [-]
The uncensored version of the humanized Rarity. But, it's alright, I already got it from another user; thanks for the help, though.
#15 to #14 - missjessicaparker (11/29/2012) [-]
Oh okay, I thought you had replied to that comment though. Must have been a different user. Does the one you got from somebody else have a really weird smile?
User avatar #16 to #15 - thedisturbedone (11/29/2012) [-]
Not really, no.
#17 to #16 - missjessicaparker (11/29/2012) [-]
This one has a creepy ass smile, it was the one I uploaded. Thought it was the normal picture till I saw your censored one. Then, just now, while searching for this, I found out that I had a copy of this picture, but with a more normal smile. Thought I'd share.
#18 to #17 - thedisturbedone (11/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, I have the one with the normal smile. But, this one is... interesting. Definitely interesting.
#1 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
Stupid racist bitch.
#2 to #1 - missjessicaparker (08/19/2012) [-]
Dude, it wasn't actually me that posted the comment. Just doing some minimal trolling. But yes, I am racist, though I don't usually say so. And I would also like to argue that I am not stupid, I get fairly good grades and my test scores are excellent.
#3 to #2 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
If you aren't stupid then how come you can't even realize how silly it is to judge someone purely off the color of their skin?
#4 to #3 - missjessicaparker (08/19/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I had a bad encounter with a few darker colored people when I was little, and I couldn't bring myself to like them as much as white skinned people. I have both African-American and Mexican friends, but I usually stay away from people with darker skin because I am emotionally scarred.
#5 to #4 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
Well shit now I feel like a dick.
#6 to #5 - missjessicaparker (08/19/2012) [-]
No, it's alright. I completely understand why you could have been upset at first. Take this picture I made MS Paint.
#7 to #6 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
Oh god its an abomination!
#8 to #7 - missjessicaparker (08/19/2012) [-]
Haha, yup! I had the Pikachu template for a while and I saw the Adalia one not too long ago and my first thought was to put them together.
#9 to #8 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
You're an evil genius...
#10 to #9 - missjessicaparker (08/19/2012) [-]
Well, thanks. Much appreciated.
#11 to #10 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
You're quite welcome.
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