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#108 - **missjessicaparker rolls 751** 01/26/2014 on Fire! Fire! 0
#12 - **** you, I do what I want. 06/21/2013 on Junkyfun 0
#546 - People thumbed up my comment. They thumbed up an inside jo…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2013 on The hate is strong with... +1
User avatar #548 - roll (06/13/2013) [-]
i know lol
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#468 - Caught you again ************ .  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2013 on The hate is strong with... +3
User avatar #470 - roll (06/12/2013) [-]
pls
#546 - missjessicaparker (06/13/2013) [-]
People thumbed up my comment.
They thumbed up an inside joke.
I don't even.
pic unrelated
User avatar #548 - roll (06/13/2013) [-]
i know lol
#547 - youngneil has deleted their comment.
#104 - i love your username and might have to have your adopted children. 06/08/2013 on Merica' 0
#493872 - Combat Evolved and Halo 2 have PC ports. And I think the Halo … 06/08/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#493865 - And then after he is useless and ugly. Charmander all the way. 06/08/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#74 - Why did I not see Invoker?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on Goldfish 0
#75 - guiguito (06/06/2013) [-]
he's bussy
well you can see he got his hands full
kill me
#73 - Really fun. I disliked her ulti but that was because I could n… 06/06/2013 on Goldfish 0
#491118 - With that, Warframe, and all the exclusives coming to the PS4,… 06/06/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2

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#31 - missjessicaparker (01/28/2013) [-]
and ponies
and ponies
#30 - missjessicaparker (01/28/2013) [-]
and ponies.
and ponies.
#26 - roll (01/23/2013) [-]
Didn't get me.
Didn't get me.
#27 to #26 - missjessicaparker (01/23/2013) [-]
Oh really now? You are on my profile. YOU WOULD HAVE FALLEN FOR MY TRAP! *presses a button and nothing happens* IF I HAD ONE!
#28 to #27 - roll (01/23/2013) [-]
OH NO.    
   
gonna go hide in fear now
OH NO.

gonna go hide in fear now
#21 - ascendedwings (12/06/2012) [-]
Here ya go.

It's funny to get MVP on Free-For-All and have this on the scoreboard.
#22 to #21 - missjessicaparker (12/06/2012) [-]
That is actually really good. I think I wanna buy Black Ops 2 now. How would you compare it to the other Call of Duty games?
#23 to #22 - ascendedwings (12/06/2012) [-]
It's not worth it, really. Buy it if you want, but...eh. I prefer MW2. Though, the emblem editing is fun, and the single player story is pretty badass, Multiplayer is 						****					, very laggy.
It's not worth it, really. Buy it if you want, but...eh. I prefer MW2. Though, the emblem editing is fun, and the single player story is pretty badass, Multiplayer is **** , very laggy.
#24 to #23 - missjessicaparker (12/06/2012) [-]
Thanks for the input. I'll think on it. But I'll most likely get Halo 4 instead.
#25 to #24 - ascendedwings (12/06/2012) [-]
I feel very bad because I recently switched over to PS3 because most of my family had one, but I love Halo. I really want to play Halo 4, even though Bungie is no longer spearheading it. I hear so many good things about it. I honestly miss playing the great Xbox games. I still have my Xbox but it wont read the games discs for whatever reason. Feels bad man. I would get Halo related products over COD products anyday if I could.
#20 - missjessicaparker (12/04/2012) [-]
**missjessicaparker just learned how to blue text so me is gonna talk in all blue text from now on**
#19 - missjessicaparker (12/04/2012) [-]
**missjessicaparker want to learn how to blue text**
User avatar #12 - thedisturbedone (11/28/2012) [-]
I have no idea if you actually had the picture or not, but Funnyjunk is ridiculous with how they delete their NSFW content, so I have to ask you if you actually had the picture or not. If you do, could you kindly post it again please? If not, sorry to inconvenience you.
#13 to #12 - missjessicaparker (11/29/2012) [-]
Which picture would you be talking about?
User avatar #14 to #13 - thedisturbedone (11/29/2012) [-]
The uncensored version of the humanized Rarity. But, it's alright, I already got it from another user; thanks for the help, though.
#15 to #14 - missjessicaparker (11/29/2012) [-]
Oh okay, I thought you had replied to that comment though. Must have been a different user. Does the one you got from somebody else have a really weird smile?
User avatar #16 to #15 - thedisturbedone (11/29/2012) [-]
Not really, no.
#17 to #16 - missjessicaparker (11/29/2012) [-]
This one has a creepy ass smile, it was the one I uploaded. Thought it was the normal picture till I saw your censored one. Then, just now, while searching for this, I found out that I had a copy of this picture, but with a more normal smile. Thought I'd share.
#18 to #17 - thedisturbedone (11/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, I have the one with the normal smile. But, this one is... interesting. Definitely interesting.
#1 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
Stupid racist bitch.
#2 to #1 - missjessicaparker (08/19/2012) [-]
Dude, it wasn't actually me that posted the comment. Just doing some minimal trolling. But yes, I am racist, though I don't usually say so. And I would also like to argue that I am not stupid, I get fairly good grades and my test scores are excellent.
#3 to #2 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
If you aren't stupid then how come you can't even realize how silly it is to judge someone purely off the color of their skin?
#4 to #3 - missjessicaparker (08/19/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I had a bad encounter with a few darker colored people when I was little, and I couldn't bring myself to like them as much as white skinned people. I have both African-American and Mexican friends, but I usually stay away from people with darker skin because I am emotionally scarred.
#5 to #4 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
Well **** now I feel like a dick.
#6 to #5 - missjessicaparker (08/19/2012) [-]
No, it's alright. I completely understand why you could have been upset at first. Take this picture I made MS Paint.
#7 to #6 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
Oh god its an abomination!
#8 to #7 - missjessicaparker (08/19/2012) [-]
Haha, yup! I had the Pikachu template for a while and I saw the Adalia one not too long ago and my first thought was to put them together.
#9 to #8 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
You're an evil genius...
#10 to #9 - missjessicaparker (08/19/2012) [-]
Well, thanks. Much appreciated.
#11 to #10 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
You're quite welcome.
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