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#10 - Is that where this came from?  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Gifs +1
#11 - solarisofcelestia (6 hours ago) [-]
That appears to be the case.
#465628 - Picture 10 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#112 - Why the fuck didn't she just sing the Song of Healing? 10 hours ago on Relationships in Ocarina of... 0
#465604 - Can I get one? Also, how is Penny Arcade compared to Breath of…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #465607 - ghostninja (10 hours ago) [-]
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#465600 - Alright then, and I forgot that I also have it on an emulator,…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #465601 - sluge (10 hours ago) [-]
No problem.
#465589 - I don't know if that is really cool, or if I hate it. Cool bec…  [+] (7 new replies) 10 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #465625 - burningdash (10 hours ago) [-]
you need the 64 version, the thing is that you gotta die at the same time as you beat gohma... this made the world record of beatin the game in bit over 21 minutes, and is the only way to complete the game as a kid

(you even get a kiddo master sword version
#465674 - N. Korean citizen (9 hours ago) [-]
21:18 is the official WR by Pydoyks for Any%
User avatar #465956 - burningdash (43 minutes ago) [-]
yea, i said bit over 21 min, but thx for givin exact time
#465628 - missjessicaparker (10 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #465596 - sluge (10 hours ago) [-]
I am not sure if they've patched it for 3DS, but you can do it on GC, N64 or emulator.
It's hard as shit, by the way. You may want to read a guide on it first; you're in for a ride.
#465600 - missjessicaparker (10 hours ago) [-]
Alright then, and I forgot that I also have it on an emulator, so I think I have all grounds covered. Thanks.
User avatar #465601 - sluge (10 hours ago) [-]
No problem.
#171 - You have a point, I just thought the hair picture was funnier … 10 hours ago on Kinky 0
#91 - >DBZ picture with MLP reference >Green thumbs &g…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Kinky +4
#118 - webzu (05/20/2013) [-]
In essence I think the hair was overdoing it, it went from being a reference to Cooler the character and to MLP but when the hair was added it became primarily a MLP reference
#171 - missjessicaparker (10 hours ago) [-]
You have a point, I just thought the hair picture was funnier because of the added ridiculousness.
#102 - haxslasher (05/20/2013) [-]
That's what i was going for.
#54 - Picture 05/20/2013 on Long Ways To Go 0
#18 - Quick 05/20/2013 on Quickly children! -1
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#34 to #33 - missjessicaparker (05/06/2013) [-]
Should I be scared?
I'll go with yes for now.
#35 to #34 - tomanyusernames (05/06/2013) [-]
you dont need to be scared of me
#36 to #35 - missjessicaparker (05/07/2013) [-]
Then how am I supposed to react to someone coming onto my profile and posting a picture of (what appears to be) a pissed off cat girl? (Also, I really need to expand my anime reaction folder if you can't tell.)
Then how am I supposed to react to someone coming onto my profile and posting a picture of (what appears to be) a pissed off cat girl? (Also, I really need to expand my anime reaction folder if you can't tell.)
#37 to #36 - tomanyusernames (05/07/2013) [-]
alright i guess darling
alright i guess darling
#38 to #37 - missjessicaparker (05/07/2013) [-]
Damn, that is cute. BUT IS IT CUTER THAN THIS!?   
Of course it is, cat girls are the best.
Damn, that is cute. BUT IS IT CUTER THAN THIS!?
Of course it is, cat girls are the best.
#39 to #38 - tomanyusernames (05/07/2013) [-]
who knows darling
who knows darling
#40 to #39 - missjessicaparker (05/07/2013) [-]
I like where this is going. Keep it up!
I like where this is going. Keep it up!
#41 to #40 - tomanyusernames (05/07/2013) [-]
oh why not
oh why not
#44 to #43 - missjessicaparker (05/07/2013) [-]
Well, I'm gonna go to sleep, also, this is the last (cute) reaction in my folder.   
But if you wanna keep posting adorableness, go right ahead :3
Well, I'm gonna go to sleep, also, this is the last (cute) reaction in my folder.
But if you wanna keep posting adorableness, go right ahead :3
#45 to #44 - tomanyusernames (05/07/2013) [-]
well im going to bed as well so we will just have to continue tommorow darling
well im going to bed as well so we will just have to continue tommorow darling
#48 to #47 - tomanyusernames (05/15/2013) [-]
hello darling, how are you
hello darling, how are you
#49 to #48 - missjessicaparker (05/15/2013) [-]
Good, except I have a five page research paper due tomorrow and I can't think of anything to write. Also, I keep getting dragged back to this site somehow. Gears because why not?
Good, except I have a five page research paper due tomorrow and I can't think of anything to write. Also, I keep getting dragged back to this site somehow. Gears because why not?
#50 to #49 - tomanyusernames (05/15/2013) [-]
sorry to hear your having trouble darling
sorry to hear your having trouble darling
#31 - missjessicaparker (01/28/2013) [-]
and ponies
and ponies
#30 - missjessicaparker (01/28/2013) [-]
and ponies.
and ponies.
#26 - roll (01/23/2013) [-]
Didn't get me.
Didn't get me.
#27 to #26 - missjessicaparker (01/23/2013) [-]
Oh really now? You are on my profile. YOU WOULD HAVE FALLEN FOR MY TRAP! *presses a button and nothing happens* IF I HAD ONE!
#28 to #27 - roll (01/23/2013) [-]
OH NO.    
   
gonna go hide in fear now
OH NO.

gonna go hide in fear now
#21 - ascendedwings (12/06/2012) [-]
Here ya go.

It's funny to get MVP on Free-For-All and have this on the scoreboard.
#22 to #21 - missjessicaparker (12/06/2012) [-]
That is actually really good. I think I wanna buy Black Ops 2 now. How would you compare it to the other Call of Duty games?
#23 to #22 - ascendedwings (12/06/2012) [-]
It's not worth it, really. Buy it if you want, but...eh. I prefer MW2. Though, the emblem editing is fun, and the single player story is pretty badass, Multiplayer is shit, very laggy.
It's not worth it, really. Buy it if you want, but...eh. I prefer MW2. Though, the emblem editing is fun, and the single player story is pretty badass, Multiplayer is shit, very laggy.
#24 to #23 - missjessicaparker (12/06/2012) [-]
Thanks for the input. I'll think on it. But I'll most likely get Halo 4 instead.
#25 to #24 - ascendedwings (12/06/2012) [-]
I feel very bad because I recently switched over to PS3 because most of my family had one, but I love Halo. I really want to play Halo 4, even though Bungie is no longer spearheading it. I hear so many good things about it. I honestly miss playing the great Xbox games. I still have my Xbox but it wont read the games discs for whatever reason. Feels bad man. I would get Halo related products over COD products anyday if I could.
#20 - missjessicaparker (12/04/2012) [-]
**missjessicaparker just learned how to blue text so me is gonna talk in all blue text from now on**
#19 - missjessicaparker (12/04/2012) [-]
**missjessicaparker want to learn how to blue text**
User avatar #12 - thedisturbedone (11/28/2012) [-]
I have no idea if you actually had the picture or not, but Funnyjunk is ridiculous with how they delete their NSFW content, so I have to ask you if you actually had the picture or not. If you do, could you kindly post it again please? If not, sorry to inconvenience you.
#13 to #12 - missjessicaparker (11/29/2012) [-]
Which picture would you be talking about?
User avatar #14 to #13 - thedisturbedone (11/29/2012) [-]
The uncensored version of the humanized Rarity. But, it's alright, I already got it from another user; thanks for the help, though.
#15 to #14 - missjessicaparker (11/29/2012) [-]
Oh okay, I thought you had replied to that comment though. Must have been a different user. Does the one you got from somebody else have a really weird smile?
User avatar #16 to #15 - thedisturbedone (11/29/2012) [-]
Not really, no.
#17 to #16 - missjessicaparker (11/29/2012) [-]
This one has a creepy ass smile, it was the one I uploaded. Thought it was the normal picture till I saw your censored one. Then, just now, while searching for this, I found out that I had a copy of this picture, but with a more normal smile. Thought I'd share.
#18 to #17 - thedisturbedone (11/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, I have the one with the normal smile. But, this one is... interesting. Definitely interesting.
#1 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
Stupid racist bitch.
#2 to #1 - missjessicaparker (08/19/2012) [-]
Dude, it wasn't actually me that posted the comment. Just doing some minimal trolling. But yes, I am racist, though I don't usually say so. And I would also like to argue that I am not stupid, I get fairly good grades and my test scores are excellent.
#3 to #2 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
If you aren't stupid then how come you can't even realize how silly it is to judge someone purely off the color of their skin?
#4 to #3 - missjessicaparker (08/19/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I had a bad encounter with a few darker colored people when I was little, and I couldn't bring myself to like them as much as white skinned people. I have both African-American and Mexican friends, but I usually stay away from people with darker skin because I am emotionally scarred.
#5 to #4 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
Well shit now I feel like a dick.
#6 to #5 - missjessicaparker (08/19/2012) [-]
No, it's alright. I completely understand why you could have been upset at first. Take this picture I made MS Paint.
#7 to #6 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
Oh god its an abomination!
#8 to #7 - missjessicaparker (08/19/2012) [-]
Haha, yup! I had the Pikachu template for a while and I saw the Adalia one not too long ago and my first thought was to put them together.
#9 to #8 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
You're an evil genius...
#10 to #9 - missjessicaparker (08/19/2012) [-]
Well, thanks. Much appreciated.
#11 to #10 - zeustesticle (08/19/2012) [-]
You're quite welcome.
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