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#41 - Well the older generations mostly voted to leave, understandab… 06/28/2016 on Brexit +9
#98 - We don't know jack ****? You see this fine piece pictured? I'l… 06/22/2016 on /pol/ discusses the newest... +4
#24 - It could be worse man, you could live out a ****** life, only … 06/06/2016 on 2x2=Fuck Off 0
#132 - jesus i didn't realise they were that heavy, they always look …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/17/2016 on Straight Up Caught 0
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#167 - heartlessrobot (02/17/2016) [-]
They're almost solid steel. Anything you hit with it will break.
#178 - tankeruber (02/17/2016) [-]
I very, very, very seriously doubt that to be the case.
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#203 - heartlessrobot (02/17/2016) [-]
My brother owns one, I watched him break an old endtable to splinters with it.
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#204 - tankeruber (02/18/2016) [-]
>Steel stick breaks wood

>Anything

I doubt you get better results with a steel stick than say hot lead fired at a certain velocity from a firearm-like device. Or an axe.
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#210 - heartlessrobot (02/19/2016) [-]
It doesn't need to reload.
And if you hit someone in the head, it WILL kill them.
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#211 - tankeruber (02/19/2016) [-]
As opposed to a bullet that won't kill when hit in the head, from 100x the distance away that your shitty nightstick can kill, along with a decent amount of other ways to kill people with one, such as a Mozambique drill witch has one of the highest threat eliminated rates ever?

"Don't need to reload". Carry a bigger mag, winding back your arm to hit again after the baddy wore a thicker coat can be considered reloading, what is blunt force vs penetration, etc. etc.

I mean fuck sake, even a knife with a handguard would be better.
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#213 - heartlessrobot (02/20/2016) [-]
A bullet CAN kill from a distance. Turning their head into a bag of wet gravel definitely kills. A collapsible baton will shatter the blade of a knife, and a heavy coat will not stop it. A knife is definitely not better. We're talking about enough force to break shatterproof glass.
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#214 - tankeruber (02/20/2016) [-]
Are you actually fucking implying that a metal stick is better than fucking hot lead?
Are you seriously doing that?
Are you fucking retarded?
There are NO advantages to using a fucking metal stick compared to using a gun. Anyone can point and pull the trigger, good luck as a 4'11'' woman trying to use a metal stick to beat off a 6'5'' methed-up nigger, or really as anyone trying to use a metal stick to beat off a 6''5 methed-up nigger.

I found no cases of a fucking metal stick breaking a sharpened metal stick, and blunt force can be stopped by fucking padding, aka a thick coat, this is elementary-level physics. Did you ever have to protect an egg from an 2-story drop? Same thing here, get fucking padding. www.wikihow.com/Make-Protective-Riot-Gear

As for "Breaking shatter-proof glass": en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulletproof_glass
Exactly witch one of these will it fucking break? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muzzle_energy
How will you produce 15 000 Joules of fucking energy with a metal stick?

Your ignorace is actually fucking hurting me physically, call up the feminists because I am fucking triggered.
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#138 - KEpToK (02/17/2016) [-]
Looks can be decieving, they look like they weigh as much as a walking stick, but my god if you get whacked by one you will be in the hospital with multiple broken bones.
#122 - Americans are here arguing over the best gun while i'm here be…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/17/2016 on Straight Up Caught 0
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#166 - heartlessrobot (02/17/2016) [-]
My brother has one, I'm looking at getting one too. Those things are fuckin sweet.
Still would get a gun too though.
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#143 - keatontheghostfox (02/17/2016) [-]
My brother's a cop (in the U.S. and he has one of those, they're pretty cool but they aren't very useful if the guy has a gun (or a knife as it might take multiple strikes to bring a guy down and yeah they might stab you.)
#136 - Lookinatstuff (02/17/2016) [-]
Britain - where police yell "STOP!, or I'll yell STOP again!"
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#130 - KEpToK (02/17/2016) [-]
Those things are fuckin heavy too, it's like you're holding a tire iron instead.
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#132 - mishmash (02/17/2016) [-]
jesus i didn't realise they were that heavy, they always look so lightweight.
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#167 - heartlessrobot (02/17/2016) [-]
They're almost solid steel. Anything you hit with it will break.
#178 - tankeruber (02/17/2016) [-]
I very, very, very seriously doubt that to be the case.
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#203 - heartlessrobot (02/17/2016) [-]
My brother owns one, I watched him break an old endtable to splinters with it.
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#204 - tankeruber (02/18/2016) [-]
>Steel stick breaks wood

>Anything

I doubt you get better results with a steel stick than say hot lead fired at a certain velocity from a firearm-like device. Or an axe.
User avatar
#210 - heartlessrobot (02/19/2016) [-]
It doesn't need to reload.
And if you hit someone in the head, it WILL kill them.
User avatar
#211 - tankeruber (02/19/2016) [-]
As opposed to a bullet that won't kill when hit in the head, from 100x the distance away that your shitty nightstick can kill, along with a decent amount of other ways to kill people with one, such as a Mozambique drill witch has one of the highest threat eliminated rates ever?

"Don't need to reload". Carry a bigger mag, winding back your arm to hit again after the baddy wore a thicker coat can be considered reloading, what is blunt force vs penetration, etc. etc.

I mean fuck sake, even a knife with a handguard would be better.
User avatar
#213 - heartlessrobot (02/20/2016) [-]
A bullet CAN kill from a distance. Turning their head into a bag of wet gravel definitely kills. A collapsible baton will shatter the blade of a knife, and a heavy coat will not stop it. A knife is definitely not better. We're talking about enough force to break shatterproof glass.
User avatar
#214 - tankeruber (02/20/2016) [-]
Are you actually fucking implying that a metal stick is better than fucking hot lead?
Are you seriously doing that?
Are you fucking retarded?
There are NO advantages to using a fucking metal stick compared to using a gun. Anyone can point and pull the trigger, good luck as a 4'11'' woman trying to use a metal stick to beat off a 6'5'' methed-up nigger, or really as anyone trying to use a metal stick to beat off a 6''5 methed-up nigger.

I found no cases of a fucking metal stick breaking a sharpened metal stick, and blunt force can be stopped by fucking padding, aka a thick coat, this is elementary-level physics. Did you ever have to protect an egg from an 2-story drop? Same thing here, get fucking padding. www.wikihow.com/Make-Protective-Riot-Gear

As for "Breaking shatter-proof glass": en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulletproof_glass
Exactly witch one of these will it fucking break? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muzzle_energy
How will you produce 15 000 Joules of fucking energy with a metal stick?

Your ignorace is actually fucking hurting me physically, call up the feminists because I am fucking triggered.
User avatar
#138 - KEpToK (02/17/2016) [-]
Looks can be decieving, they look like they weigh as much as a walking stick, but my god if you get whacked by one you will be in the hospital with multiple broken bones.
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#167 - erectopus (04/30/2015) [-]
No problem fellow fan of Rexy

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