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#131 - Might I ask why not?  [+] (11 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Elder Scrolls Fact Comp -1
User avatar #134 - royalwerewolf (08/06/2013) [-]
i know the dwemer
aka elder scroll dwarves
are elves
i do not usually like elves
there are notable exceptions to this
like the dalish
so when people learn this fact and know me
they think it will put me in a existential crisis
User avatar #139 - TimBisley (08/06/2013) [-]
weren't the dalish usually arrogant cuntbags?
User avatar #140 - royalwerewolf (08/06/2013) [-]
yeah
but they didn't fuck with dwarves
and i couldn't hate merril
User avatar #141 - TimBisley (08/06/2013) [-]
Dwarves were usually dicks too though.
Come to think of it, pretty much everyone was a cunt in dragon age.
And no one could hate Merril
User avatar #142 - royalwerewolf (08/06/2013) [-]
yeah
but i like dwarves
i mean sure balin betrayed you in the start of the dwarf noble
but he had good intentions
and wasn't as bad as lord harrowmount
also
the dream team of number two
mage hawke
varric
merril
fenris
#166 - varric (08/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #167 - royalwerewolf (08/06/2013) [-]
how's bianca doing?
User avatar #143 - TimBisley (08/06/2013) [-]
I didn't like Fenris, he was a whiny broody cunt
replace him with the guard woman (cant remember her name) or carver and its all good though
User avatar #144 - royalwerewolf (08/06/2013) [-]
he gets better if you mold him right
like for example
as a mage he sees you as the devil
and then you prove him wrong again and again
i imagine i put him in a crisis as everything he knew about mages if proved wrong by funny mage hawke
User avatar #145 - TimBisley (08/06/2013) [-]
I just tired of the whole ""ooh i'm so tortured look at my tortured face and how deep my voice is im so broody" so I just abondoned him for the rest of the game
User avatar #146 - royalwerewolf (08/06/2013) [-]
i just ignored his whining
#129 - I think pretty much all of the terrain in that game was random… 08/06/2013 on Elder Scrolls Fact Comp 0
#12 - I've never heard anyone say they put something on a van. Haha 08/03/2013 on Oh... +1
#11 - I never said nobody does it, I'm just saying I haven't met any…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Found while lurking,... +5
User avatar #68 - killerliquid (07/31/2013) [-]
Most south-Asian people eat rice with spoons
#13 - slimeywaffles (07/30/2013) [-]
I eat rice with a spoon...
#82 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
It's okay, I'm Asian and I sometimes eat rice with a spoon. It's easier. You have my blessing.
#23 - urapooper (07/30/2013) [-]
I thought that is how you normally do it.... everyone I knew or saw eat in Philippines used spoon to eat rice.
User avatar #24 - slimeywaffles (07/30/2013) [-]
Well, some other guys don't eat rice with spoons o-O
#25 - urapooper (07/30/2013) [-]
It is freaking me out... I knew you can do it with chopsticks but I never heard of people eating it with forks.
#100 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm Filipino too. You only eat rice with a fork if you only have a fork. Fork>spook when it comes to having only 1 of them. If you go to a Thai restaurant they usually only give one fork (at least the ones i've been to).
User avatar #26 - slimeywaffles (07/30/2013) [-]
I guess it's the American Uncle-Ben's-toting way of eating rice
User avatar #22 - faktura (07/30/2013) [-]
Everyone in my family uses a spoon, but I prefer a fork
#16 - facekicked (07/30/2013) [-]
As a kid, I thought it was kinda cool to use two sticks to eat with, so I learnt how to use them and ever since, I've been eating "asian" food with chopsticks. Scandinavian btw, just so people don't confuse me of already being an asian
User avatar #18 - slimeywaffles (07/30/2013) [-]
The way you eat rice with sticks is by practically shoveling it from the bowl into your mouth, so, yeah. I mean, when I was younger, I'd line up the grains in a line between the chopsticks like an idiot.
User avatar #19 - Monsterofthedog (07/30/2013) [-]
As an indian man I rarely use a fork, either my hands or a spoon or some sort of wheat flatened thingy
#9 - I've literally never met anyone in my life that has eaten rice…  [+] (24 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Found while lurking,... +91
#104 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Its hard to meet people in a basement
#96 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
If one were to eat with a fork and a spoon you use the fork to push the rice onto the spoon. If you eat food with one utensil that isn't chopsticks you use a fork, unless it's a soup or something that can only be scooped.
#89 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
I eat rice with a spoon because you can get more rice with it. That's my only reason for it though.
User avatar #37 - agentzerothree (07/30/2013) [-]
You have now. Welcome to Bosnia, how may I help you?
#35 - applescryatnight (07/30/2013) [-]
have you ever met a person who eats spaghetti with applesauce?
you have now.
User avatar #34 - riderdouble (07/30/2013) [-]
I always assume it was normal up until two chicks couldn't stop bothering me about eating rice with a spoon.
User avatar #27 - hlgrindstaff (07/30/2013) [-]
We had no clean forks one time so I had to use a spoon to eat rice. I felt absolutely disgusting.
User avatar #20 - psychlogic (07/30/2013) [-]
If I'm eating just rice I use a spoon. But if I'm having it as a side in a meal I use my fork. Unless it's with Asian food, in which case I use the chopsticks I'm eating the rest of the food with.
User avatar #15 - houseofbrick (07/30/2013) [-]
you have now
User avatar #10 - dustboy (07/30/2013) [-]
Just becouse you've never met anyone who does that, doesn't mean that nobody does it.
User avatar #12 - Silver Quantum (07/30/2013) [-]
spoons are used for soups or whatever's creamy/liquid, not rice
User avatar #11 - misfitxcreepx (07/30/2013) [-]
I never said nobody does it, I'm just saying I haven't met anyone who does... And that you're weird.
User avatar #68 - killerliquid (07/31/2013) [-]
Most south-Asian people eat rice with spoons
#13 - slimeywaffles (07/30/2013) [-]
I eat rice with a spoon...
#82 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
It's okay, I'm Asian and I sometimes eat rice with a spoon. It's easier. You have my blessing.
#23 - urapooper (07/30/2013) [-]
I thought that is how you normally do it.... everyone I knew or saw eat in Philippines used spoon to eat rice.
User avatar #24 - slimeywaffles (07/30/2013) [-]
Well, some other guys don't eat rice with spoons o-O
#25 - urapooper (07/30/2013) [-]
It is freaking me out... I knew you can do it with chopsticks but I never heard of people eating it with forks.
#100 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm Filipino too. You only eat rice with a fork if you only have a fork. Fork>spook when it comes to having only 1 of them. If you go to a Thai restaurant they usually only give one fork (at least the ones i've been to).
User avatar #26 - slimeywaffles (07/30/2013) [-]
I guess it's the American Uncle-Ben's-toting way of eating rice
User avatar #22 - faktura (07/30/2013) [-]
Everyone in my family uses a spoon, but I prefer a fork
#16 - facekicked (07/30/2013) [-]
As a kid, I thought it was kinda cool to use two sticks to eat with, so I learnt how to use them and ever since, I've been eating "asian" food with chopsticks. Scandinavian btw, just so people don't confuse me of already being an asian
User avatar #18 - slimeywaffles (07/30/2013) [-]
The way you eat rice with sticks is by practically shoveling it from the bowl into your mouth, so, yeah. I mean, when I was younger, I'd line up the grains in a line between the chopsticks like an idiot.
User avatar #19 - Monsterofthedog (07/30/2013) [-]
As an indian man I rarely use a fork, either my hands or a spoon or some sort of wheat flatened thingy
#10 - It's funny, cause that didn't happen... 07/30/2013 on Faith in Humanity... +15
#30 - Why not just watch an episode and decide if you like it? 07/30/2013 on Tumbln' +1
#84 - He's not saying he deserves praise, he's criticizing the fact … 07/23/2013 on Heroin Hero 0
#57 - While there is a Cicero in Oblivion, I'm positive it isn't t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on It's finished. 0
User avatar #137 - karvarausku (07/22/2013) [-]
I think he is referring to the adoring fan as in the ciceros journal he tells how he killed some one who won the arena... (the yellow haired elf boy)
#120 - Comment deleted 07/21/2013 on The perfect gap +1
#7 - How is it paradoxical?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Gentlemen -1
User avatar #9 - nervaaurelius (07/21/2013) [-]
A guy who sleeps with women young enough to be his great grandchildren and owns a company that makes softcore porn.
#11 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
As opposed to hardcore porn?
#33 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2013 on The perfect gap +11
#48 - goodatlosing Comment deleted by misfitxcreepx
#120 - misfitxcreepx Comment deleted by misfitxcreepx
#156 - Okay good. I just wanted to make sure you weren't saying music… 07/18/2013 on I wish I had this teacher… 0
#15 - Wait wait wait.. Are you saying that music theory is **…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2013 on I wish I had this teacher… +5
User avatar #150 - sanguinesolitude (07/17/2013) [-]
naptime for an entire period is a waste of the class and implies the teacher thinks its a joke.
User avatar #156 - misfitxcreepx (07/18/2013) [-]
Okay good. I just wanted to make sure you weren't saying music theory is bullshit. haha.

#13 - Not to the extent of the Steam sales. Right now, you can …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/13/2013 on How console gamers see... +57
User avatar #92 - daentraya (07/14/2013) [-]
All the games on my wishlist are on sale, all at least 25% off, many on 50%, and a small handful of 75%. I had waited for a sale on Dark souls since i have to buy two copies, and sure enough, 50% off. Everything is on sale, dammit, everything
#70 - kisushima (07/14/2013) [-]
Unfortunately MS won't do any sales close to Steam because everyone bitched so much their DRM policy was scrapped. People seem to forget steam wasn't popular at first.
User avatar #29 - captinchikin (07/14/2013) [-]
Not to mention, if you like the classics, all of the original Tomb Raider games are less than a dollar each.
#30 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
*were, they went from -91% to -75%, not sure why, maybe the original price was a mistake.
User avatar #31 - captinchikin (07/14/2013) [-]
Hmm. I saw the original for like 30 or 40 cents, that's all I remember.
#16 - Why would you want to run video and audio separately? Why not… 07/08/2013 on Another XBox One post 0
#49 - The infamous oxford comma.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Sexy, Yoda is. Hmmmm 0
User avatar #60 - doodogger (07/01/2013) [-]
Oxford comma is optional I believe, but it makes a lot of sense; I always use it.
User avatar #50 - stanleys (07/01/2013) [-]
English is a bitch
#7 - Reminded me of this 06/30/2013 on American healthcare... 0
#1 - More than likely meant "your brother's girl" as … 06/14/2013 on Text message 0
#4 - Didn't he leave? I thought he sailed away at the end of one of…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on My sex life in a nutshell 0
User avatar #6 - deadadventurer (06/14/2013) [-]
I won't spoil anything, but he will be back. I am quite sure.
#116 - for them subliminally* don't know why that "with… 06/04/2013 on Walder 0
#115 - No no no, wankershimm works for Shure. This is his way of adve…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on Walder +2
User avatar #116 - misfitxcreepx (06/04/2013) [-]
for them subliminally*

don't know why that "with" is in there. lol
#27 - I don't know man, it was that way when I got here. haha I'…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on I just found out that ... +1
#28 - furrysheaperd (06/03/2013) [-]
thankie
#25 - It's pretty much the same as any other series. Better, in fact…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2013 on I just found out that ... +1
User avatar #26 - furrysheaperd (06/03/2013) [-]
ok but why am i thumbed down i didnt say anything negative about the show i asked a question about its schedule
User avatar #27 - misfitxcreepx (06/03/2013) [-]
I don't know man, it was that way when I got here. haha
I'll bring 'em back up to 0 for ya though.
#28 - furrysheaperd (06/03/2013) [-]
thankie
#11 - At least we're getting the one with Smith and Tennant though. … 06/03/2013 on And the next doctor is... +3
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