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#237 - I believe it's mass effect 11/07/2013 on thats deep 0
#300 - Yeah, he was thrown out for being an asshole. Tyson pointed ou…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on Every time 0
User avatar #301 - apeksniper (11/05/2013) [-]
He is Canadian, he can't be an ass.
#115 - The reason we "do very little to help" the countless…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #117 - mondominiman (11/04/2013) [-]
It's sad but true while some women seek help their first choice might not be to the local authorities but to a close friend and sometimes that close friend laughs it off as a joke leaving the boyfriend/ husband to continue doing what he does because she doesn't want to have him arrested.
#215 - If Neil DeGrasse Tyson can enjoy it, so can you. Stop complaining.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Every time 0
User avatar #299 - apeksniper (11/05/2013) [-]
But Chris Hadfield (an actual astronaut) was kicked out for rudely commenting the entire movie (www.thebeaverton.com/chris-hadfield-ejected-from-movie-theatre-for-loudly-heckling-gravity.htm)
User avatar #300 - misfitxcreepx (11/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, he was thrown out for being an asshole. Tyson pointed out many flaws of the movie as well, but later commented that he enjoyed it and pointed out the flaws because the movie was accurate enough to deserve to be compared to real life. Sounds like Chris was just being an ass. Maybe he was drunk, who knows.
User avatar #301 - apeksniper (11/05/2013) [-]
He is Canadian, he can't be an ass.
#14 - Ok, that makes sense. Thanks! 11/03/2013 on asked if I'm an ass guy or... 0
#13 - Of course! "more cushion for the pushin" 11/03/2013 on asked if I'm an ass guy or... 0
#9 - I think this was more to show that they are charging $130 to h… 11/03/2013 on Apple 0
#4 - But if you can stop him from being an asshole and choose not to, it is 11/03/2013 on Albert Einstein +5
#8 - I've always been curious as to why asses turn people on. From …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/03/2013 on asked if I'm an ass guy or... +1
#12 - hazelnutqt (11/03/2013) [-]
An ass, biologically speaking, tells us alot of things actually!
1: Child bearing hips. This is important, as procreation is everything.
2: The way an ass moves can tell you if she has any problems with her legs. A female that can't run with a baby while the male fights off an enemy is a massive problem, as babies are very defenseless until they grow much older. therefore, it's important that she can run with the kid.
3: If her ass is "phat", it means can potentially mean that she comes from a family with alot of respect/wealth, or potentially, that she has good genes. If a womans' father is a fantastic hunter, he'll catch more prey, which will be shown on a womans' ass, breasts and to some extent her stomach. (usually the hips will be the main center of excess fat if you're not livin' off of McDonald's.)
User avatar #37 - themongoose (11/03/2013) [-]
you forgot that they also may be smarter, or so says a recent Oxford study.

#57 - hazelnutqt (11/04/2013) [-]
I did not know that, thank you kind-hearted anon.
User avatar #14 - misfitxcreepx (11/03/2013) [-]
Ok, that makes sense. Thanks!
User avatar #11 - zakipu (11/03/2013) [-]
It's because when most mammals mate the male mounts the female from behind. We happen to do it the other way around because we walk upright. And boobies.
User avatar #13 - misfitxcreepx (11/03/2013) [-]
Of course! "more cushion for the pushin"
#18 - Apple is selling cod ghosts?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on Look at description 0
#26 - anonymous (11/03/2013) [-]
hows a fruit sell anything?
#9 - Yeah, he was awful in that last episode they relea- Oh wait, n…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on The most adorable Doctor... +1
#14 - secretmouse (11/02/2013) [-]
#2 - Come on man, cut the guy some slack, he's a walrus. 10/27/2013 on Walrus +3
#9 - I don't find them that uncomfortable, But I agree with your ot…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on Euphoric Swag +4
User avatar #11 - asheskirata (10/27/2013) [-]
Exactly! I wear one with my suit as well, but that's only because it completes the look.
#280 - There is no official language in the US. Not nationally anyway…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on British Problems 0
User avatar #281 - SirFail (10/22/2013) [-]
Thanks i didnt know that ^^
#278 - Where are you from? I've never heard of anywhere in the US req…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2013 on British Problems 0
User avatar #425 - imthepunkkid (10/22/2013) [-]
I live in Virginia, but we have some of the roughest and most rigorous education requirements in the country
User avatar #296 - avatarsarefornoobs (10/22/2013) [-]
that was a hs graduation requirement for me as well. however, its only a basic 2 years of study required.
#4 - Congrats. You figured out that people who look similar don't l…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on Bald people 0
#11 - xcelerater (10/16/2013) [-]
Well, I mean, this is to be treated as a morphosis from Mr. Clean to Voldermort. You got served.
#3 - "Hey hun, let's take our son to the zoo." "…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on Saddest Picture of Gov't... +1
User avatar #5 - dialup (10/16/2013) [-]
^ This guy has a point
#3 - Well you gotta look at it from his perspective. His entire car… 10/16/2013 on George Carlin +1
#160 - I fail to see how people not being in the "gamer" sc… 10/15/2013 on PC Master race 0
#154 - You're right, I can't trade in my games for $5 anymore. Damn 10/15/2013 on PC Master race 0
#8 - Likely got piss drunk, started passing out, then decided to go…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2013 on This is why we don't pass out 0
User avatar #28 - respectyourmom (10/12/2013) [-]
while i agree its not difficult to fall asleep in this position, I have to insist that it is impossible to stay asleep in this position
#71 - Not to mention Steam sales, that single handedly make up for t… 10/06/2013 on Loyalty +1
#69 - Well there's your problem, you're wasting about $800 and seein…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on Loyalty +1
User avatar #71 - misfitxcreepx (10/06/2013) [-]
Not to mention Steam sales, that single handedly make up for the cost of the computer.
#13 - He blew 'em all up though 10/05/2013 on GTA V logic +23
#41 - Yeah, I never understand why people say it's ****** bus… 10/05/2013 on facebook (1) +1


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