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Date Signed Up:3/07/2011
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#4 - But if you can stop him from being an asshole and choose not to, it is 11/03/2013 on Albert Einstein +5
#8 - I've always been curious as to why asses turn people on. From …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/03/2013 on asked if I'm an ass guy or... +1
#12 - hazelnutqt (11/03/2013) [-]
An ass, biologically speaking, tells us alot of things actually!
1: Child bearing hips. This is important, as procreation is everything.
2: The way an ass moves can tell you if she has any problems with her legs. A female that can't run with a baby while the male fights off an enemy is a massive problem, as babies are very defenseless until they grow much older. therefore, it's important that she can run with the kid.
3: If her ass is "phat", it means can potentially mean that she comes from a family with alot of respect/wealth, or potentially, that she has good genes. If a womans' father is a fantastic hunter, he'll catch more prey, which will be shown on a womans' ass, breasts and to some extent her stomach. (usually the hips will be the main center of excess fat if you're not livin' off of McDonald's.)
User avatar #37 - themongoose (11/03/2013) [-]
you forgot that they also may be smarter, or so says a recent Oxford study.

www.inquisitr.com/1014905/women-with-big-butts-might-be-smarter-and-healthier-report/
#57 - hazelnutqt (11/04/2013) [-]
I did not know that, thank you kind-hearted anon.
User avatar #14 - misfitxcreepx (11/03/2013) [-]
Ok, that makes sense. Thanks!
User avatar #11 - zakipu (11/03/2013) [-]
It's because when most mammals mate the male mounts the female from behind. We happen to do it the other way around because we walk upright. And boobies.
User avatar #13 - misfitxcreepx (11/03/2013) [-]
Of course! "more cushion for the pushin"
#18 - Apple is selling cod ghosts?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on Look at description 0
#26 - anonymous (11/03/2013) [-]
hows a fruit sell anything?
#9 - Yeah, he was awful in that last episode they relea- Oh wait, n…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on The most adorable Doctor... +1
#14 - secretmouse (11/02/2013) [-]
#2 - Come on man, cut the guy some slack, he's a walrus. 10/27/2013 on Walrus +3
#9 - I don't find them that uncomfortable, But I agree with your ot…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on Euphoric Swag +4
User avatar #11 - asheskirata (10/27/2013) [-]
Exactly! I wear one with my suit as well, but that's only because it completes the look.
#280 - There is no official language in the US. Not nationally anyway…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on British Problems 0
User avatar #281 - SirFail (10/22/2013) [-]
Thanks i didnt know that ^^
#278 - Where are you from? I've never heard of anywhere in the US req…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2013 on British Problems 0
User avatar #425 - imthepunkkid (10/22/2013) [-]
I live in Virginia, but we have some of the roughest and most rigorous education requirements in the country
User avatar #296 - avatarsarefornoobs (10/22/2013) [-]
that was a hs graduation requirement for me as well. however, its only a basic 2 years of study required.
#4 - Congrats. You figured out that people who look similar don't l…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on Bald people 0
#11 - xcelerater (10/16/2013) [-]
Well, I mean, this is to be treated as a morphosis from Mr. Clean to Voldermort. You got served.
#3 - "Hey hun, let's take our son to the zoo." "…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on Saddest Picture of Gov't... +1
User avatar #5 - dialup (10/16/2013) [-]
^ This guy has a point
#3 - Well you gotta look at it from his perspective. His entire car… 10/16/2013 on George Carlin +1
#160 - I fail to see how people not being in the "gamer" sc… 10/15/2013 on PC Master race 0
#154 - You're right, I can't trade in my games for $5 anymore. Damn 10/15/2013 on PC Master race 0
#8 - Likely got piss drunk, started passing out, then decided to go…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2013 on This is why we don't pass out 0
User avatar #28 - respectyourmom (10/12/2013) [-]
while i agree its not difficult to fall asleep in this position, I have to insist that it is impossible to stay asleep in this position
#71 - Not to mention Steam sales, that single handedly make up for t… 10/06/2013 on Loyalty +1
#69 - Well there's your problem, you're wasting about $800 and seein…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on Loyalty +1
User avatar #71 - misfitxcreepx (10/06/2013) [-]
Not to mention Steam sales, that single handedly make up for the cost of the computer.
#13 - He blew 'em all up though 10/05/2013 on GTA V logic +23
#41 - Yeah, I never understand why people say it's ****** … 10/05/2013 on facebook (1) +1
#56 - I enjoy playing as him, simply because I find his special abil… 10/05/2013 on Are they going to be removed? +1
#41 - No, by his logic, which is also simply called "logic"… 10/05/2013 on Xcom - statistics and... 0
#4 - Far to many people simply don't follow their dreams/goals and … 10/04/2013 on We're now doges +2
#19 - The World's End 10/04/2013 on The Plan 0
#6 - Exactly! See, he understands. He's probably watched it. Im… 10/02/2013 on Walts transformation +1
#4 - No, everyone just says it's really goo to trick people into su…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/02/2013 on Walts transformation +50
#114 - shadowdong (10/02/2013) [-]
#5 - drcakemd (10/02/2013) [-]
So it was goo all along
User avatar #6 - misfitxcreepx (10/02/2013) [-]
Exactly! See, he understands. He's probably watched it.
Imagine this happening, but with goo. That's what Breaking Bad's like.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXKOsajNZY4
#49 - Seeing as this is one part of a sextet, there are still 5 othe… 09/26/2013 on Heh 0
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