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#41 - That's ******* gay, your parents must have wanted a girl.  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Elizabeth +2
#100 - amuter (3 hours ago) [-]
You assumed she was a guy after that comment?
#87 - In numerology, Nero's title and name in Hebrew can make up the… 23 hours ago on Catholic School 0
#9 - 2. pretty sure any meat-eating animal would eat meat, especial…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on 5 random facts +7
User avatar #11 - chuca (12/16/2014) [-]
while 2 is true, at least for most things i know of, pigs will also eat the bones i think , hair and other shit, so they're really good for hiding bodies or used to be, idk how effective it is nowadays
User avatar #28 - FAILtim (12/16/2014) [-]
"Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". ~Snatch (2000)

movie with Jason Statham. Not entirely sure if true, but eh. I tried
#16 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
dont think "hiding" is the right word
#6 - God, those Facebook-layouts are so edgy and/or cheesy.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on How about a nice cream pie? -3
User avatar #12 - tonkkax (12/16/2014) [-]
That's battlelog
#242 - Until a week ago, I had been homeless for 4 months... in Denma… 12/16/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? 0
#11 - #Baked&Glazed or twelve and new here, idk 12/16/2014 on Woah, calm down, Satan... 0
#25 - Try using the internet in Thailand. The government-funded DNS-…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on yeah, right 0
#181 - yoruwaakeru (12/17/2014) [-]
#50 - So you have to be a sexist for wanting to be comfortable with … 12/16/2014 on I'm probably just a bigot. +1
#26 - >"Let's get this party starty!!" >In … 12/16/2014 on Answer This Shit: Redux 0
#11 - He's talking about melting active currency. That's what the ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on money making 0
User avatar #12 - playerdous (12/16/2014) [-]
There's nothing wrong with that. (if you've got the paperwork)
What the gov doesn't want happening is people replacing the silver in coins with say zinc.
Nowadays its not likely to happen since common currency doesn't use silver, but way back when the metal in coins actually mattered.

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User avatar #52 - minorian (07/15/2014) [-]
#50 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #51 to #50 - minorian (06/22/2014) [-]
I thumbed you down. Why are you giving me bread?
User avatar #49 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
Huh. you deletedme off of block
#44 - kingrui (03/30/2014) [-]
Why the hate on weed?

Or it was a bait?
#45 to #44 - minorian (04/03/2014) [-]
Hemp kills.
User avatar #46 to #45 - kingrui (04/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #47 to #46 - minorian (04/03/2014) [-]
Mainly children, but also women and the elderly.
#48 to #47 - kingrui (04/05/2014) [-]
So does alcohol
User avatar #42 - justanon (03/29/2014) [-]
I cummed in your sister and your mom came out
#32 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
lol u so butthurt
User avatar #33 to #32 - minorian (01/16/2014) [-]
revengeforfreeze is a pussy
User avatar #39 to #33 - infamoustrapper (03/13/2014) [-]
hey i know that guy
User avatar #40 to #39 - minorian (03/18/2014) [-]
He's a faggot, if you were in any doubt
User avatar #41 to #40 - infamoustrapper (03/18/2014) [-]
I was in no doubt whatsoever
#34 to #33 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
you blocked me asshole
User avatar #35 to #34 - minorian (01/16/2014) [-]
you're still a pussy
#36 to #35 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
no you

for waht though? i hvaen't done anything to deserve that.
User avatar #37 to #36 - minorian (01/16/2014) [-]
I don't know,. You were the one who thumbed me down earlier today, and now you're saying that I'm butthurt?
#38 to #37 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
yeah because i didn't like your comments

nor you but hey thats antoher story
User avatar #29 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (01/08/2014) [-]
**comicsjoey rolls 60** dubs and minorian is a faggot
User avatar #30 to #29 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (01/08/2014) [-]
even number counts as well.
User avatar #26 to #25 - minorian (09/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 to #26 - brokentail (09/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - minorian (09/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
Well, well, well...No profile comments here either.
User avatar #3 to #1 - minorian (08/12/2013) [-]
Oh, I remember! I've made a lot of new profiles, because I always **** **** up and get banned. This profile is banned from thumbing for eternity i.e.
User avatar #4 to #3 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
Damn, what do you do to get yourself banned?
User avatar #5 to #4 - minorian (08/12/2013) [-]
... thumb up **** in the SFW-section too much. I'M NOT PROUD OF IT!
User avatar #6 to #5 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
I had no idea you could get banned for that
User avatar #7 to #6 - minorian (08/12/2013) [-]
I don't know if you remember, but a year ago, everyone got mad at Darius Negrophallus for banning too many people for slight **** , so everyone kept posting **** . As a defense, Darius Negrophallus gave 1 day bans for the first times you thumbed something that got flagged as **** , but I guess he just raised the ban "a bit".
User avatar #8 to #7 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
Oh. I only ever thumb stuff up if it makes me laugh. Or blow air out of my nose, whatever. I'm pretty sure I'd have just skipped over the ****
User avatar #9 to #8 - minorian (08/12/2013) [-]
It was extremely retarded. Kinda like the whole FJ-community became adolescent teenagers revolting against Darius Negrophallus.
User avatar #10 to #9 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
A lot of stuff on FJ has been extremely retarded. I just come here for the funnies, the cools, and the feels. Yeah I'm a lurker, but I don't like attracting attention, so I try not to comment as much as possible since I seem to say the wrong stuff a lot. Plus some dude basically just told me I was an attention whore for having my face as my profile picture, so I'll just go back to not commenting again even though I changed it.
User avatar #11 to #10 - minorian (08/12/2013) [-]
I act like a retard daily and get several thumbs down, but no one remembers the username, so the very same people could be the ones getting my other comments to top 200.
User avatar #12 to #11 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
Getting thumbs isn't my goal, but I'm just scared I'll say something really stupid and end up getting banned or something. I've had this profile for so long, I don't want another one. It's a dumb thing to think considering it'd take a lot of down thumbs from the community to ban my profile and Darius Negrophallus has no idea I even exist, but I've never been a risk taker.
User avatar #13 to #12 - minorian (08/12/2013) [-]
I can understand that. I wish I still had my first profile, so I could be proud of my blueness like you.

But, seriously, I make 50 comments a day and, trust me, I've acted like a retard, but I've never been banned for that, only for thumbing things and calling Darius Negrophallus a glorious homosexual... and once for avoiding word filters, but that just shows how little it takes to be banned anyway.
User avatar #14 to #13 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
I do love my blueness.

Well, I've been kinda commenting on stuff here and there, if I feel like it's worth thinking of a decent comment to post. I'm okay with being a lurker. I'm a lurker here and a lurker in real life. Lurkin'4lyphe
User avatar #15 to #14 - minorian (08/12/2013) [-]
Just another word for stalker, you creepy bastard.
#16 to #15 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
Maybe I enjoy stalking.

Pic related. It's me stalking you.
#18 to #16 - veganbro (08/12/2013) [-]
Banned again. **** me.
User avatar #19 to #18 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
Dang man, you just don't have any luck!
User avatar #21 to #20 - BrainsOnFire (08/13/2013) [-]
That's so dumb. What was the image?
User avatar #24 to #21 - minorian (08/13/2013) [-]
I really think one of the mods has a beef with me or something.
#22 to #21 - minorian (08/13/2013) [-]
It was from a German sketch show, where a girl in a bus put a sleeping man's hand down her pants and then slapped him when he woke up and saw where his hand were. I made a joke about him being an asshole for molesting her.    
< This is the same persons in another episode.
It was from a German sketch show, where a girl in a bus put a sleeping man's hand down her pants and then slapped him when he woke up and saw where his hand were. I made a joke about him being an asshole for molesting her.

< This is the same persons in another episode.
User avatar #23 to #22 - BrainsOnFire (08/13/2013) [-]
Okay, that's REALLY dumb that you got a ban for that. It's also dumb that people flagged the image. Some people just can't handle jokes.
User avatar #2 to #1 - minorian (08/12/2013) [-]
I am a hypocrite. A very big one.
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