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Date Signed Up:6/01/2011
Last Login:6/01/2015
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Comment Ranking:#753
Highest Content Rank:#1457
Highest Comment Rank:#454
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Content Views:93620
Times Content Favorited:54 times
Total Comments Made:5407
FJ Points:8931

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latest user's comments

#4 - I do  [+] (4 new replies) 6 hours ago on Jeff Goldbuschemi +26
User avatar #7 - Thunderrr (5 hours ago) [-]
But why? I mean, I see the "blum" part as the word plum, since it's an English name.
I also know, that many of the other languages (mine included) pronounce words as they're written, so the "u" would be heard as a "u" and not as an "a", like in "plum".
#9 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
What does an "a" have to do with either of the names
User avatar #19 - WheresMyAccount (2 hours ago) [-]
because he said himself that it's Gold-bloom
User avatar #5 - sumerfag (5 hours ago) [-]
as do i
#13 - I know, and I don't care. All I wanna do is inject another mar… 9 hours ago on English +2
#60 - I'm so hardcore. I'm taking internet arguments to the next lev…  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Redditors want... 0
#61 - micekill (12 hours ago) [-]
keep up the good work, admin would be proud
#1 - Is that Kid Cudi?  [+] (6 new replies) 12 hours ago on Bitches ain't shit but hoes... +6
#6 - charizarddad (8 hours ago) [-]
you bet your ass it is
User avatar #4 - xapplemanx (9 hours ago) [-]
its from a movie, forgot the name
User avatar #7 - shoopdawg (8 hours ago) [-]
Goodbye World. Pretty good movie.
User avatar #8 - xapplemanx (8 hours ago) [-]
weeell not that good
#9 - shoopdawg (7 hours ago) [-]
#3 - gantz (10 hours ago) [-]
I believe so
#19 - Yeah, it's pretty neat. Don't even know how I do it 12 hours ago on ass magic 0
#17 - I am hungry.  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on ass magic 0
User avatar #18 - theherooffj (12 hours ago) [-]
Cool
User avatar #19 - minorian (12 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty neat. Don't even know how I do it
#65 - you make a compelling argument 12 hours ago on minorian's profile 0
#20 - Most underrated comment of the year 12 hours ago on Here's Some Good Feelings... +6
#8 - Mang, first day in a week I decide not to get high, and all th…  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on English 0
#12 - forsakenas (9 hours ago) [-]
Dude, I've heard it makes you gay. Better safe than sorry.
#13 - minorian (9 hours ago) [-]
I know, and I don't care. All I wanna do is inject another marijuana thru my bamboo needle
#47 - All the comments actually taking these points seriously, man. …  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on *eagle screeching* +1
User avatar #92 - beams (8 hours ago) [-]
I will never understand why some comments are randomly prone to a surge of negative thumbs
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#64 - gokon (17 hours ago) [-]
Let's be friends cause we're both danish
Let's be friends cause we're both danish
User avatar #65 to #64 - minorian (12 hours ago) [-]
you make a compelling argument
#62 - anonymous (04/17/2015) [-]
Sooo, what part of Denmark are you from?
User avatar #63 to #62 - minorian (04/17/2015) [-]
Was born in Copenhagen, but mostly raised in the country
#55 - jonnyfrosty (01/30/2015) [-]
Finally Im friends with a minority
User avatar #56 to #55 - minorian (01/30/2015) [-]
Cool... no, beyond cool. It's frosty.

At least I tried

Also, I am white and live in Thailand, so I guess I am part of a minority...
User avatar #57 to #56 - jonnyfrosty (01/30/2015) [-]
It was good enough, *****
User avatar #58 to #57 - minorian (01/30/2015) [-]
Was that actually the only reason you added me? I thought I did something cool for once... or should I say frosty

Okay, I'll stop now
User avatar #59 to #58 - jonnyfrosty (01/30/2015) [-]
Everyone on FJ is cool enough for me, youre eggspeshally bretty cool tho
User avatar #60 to #59 - minorian (01/30/2015) [-]
yuss
User avatar #54 - minorian (01/20/2015) [-]
**minorian used "*roll 2, 00-99*"**
**minorian rolls 05**
**minorian rolls 82**
User avatar #52 - minorian (07/15/2014) [-]
fuc­king
User avatar #51 to #50 - minorian (06/22/2014) [-]
I thumbed you down. Why are you giving me bread?
User avatar #49 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
Huh. you deletedme off of block
cool
#44 - kingrui (03/30/2014) [-]
Why the hate on weed?

Or it was a bait?
#45 to #44 - minorian (04/03/2014) [-]
Hemp kills.
User avatar #46 to #45 - kingrui (04/03/2014) [-]
Who?
User avatar #47 to #46 - minorian (04/03/2014) [-]
Mainly children, but also women and the elderly.
#48 to #47 - kingrui (04/05/2014) [-]
So does alcohol
User avatar #42 - justanon (03/29/2014) [-]
I cummed in your sister and your mom came out
#32 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
lol u so butthurt
User avatar #33 to #32 - minorian (01/16/2014) [-]
revengeforfreeze is a pussy
User avatar #39 to #33 - infamoustrapper (03/13/2014) [-]
hey i know that guy
User avatar #40 to #39 - minorian (03/18/2014) [-]
He's a faggot, if you were in any doubt
User avatar #41 to #40 - infamoustrapper (03/18/2014) [-]
I was in no doubt whatsoever
#34 to #33 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
you blocked me asshole
User avatar #35 to #34 - minorian (01/16/2014) [-]
you're still a pussy
#36 to #35 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
no you

for waht though? i hvaen't done anything to deserve that.
User avatar #37 to #36 - minorian (01/16/2014) [-]
I don't know,. You were the one who thumbed me down earlier today, and now you're saying that I'm butthurt?
#38 to #37 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
yeah because i didn't like your comments

nor you but hey thats antoher story
User avatar #29 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (01/08/2014) [-]
**comicsjoey rolls 60** dubs and minorian is a faggot
User avatar #30 to #29 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (01/08/2014) [-]
even number counts as well.
User avatar #26 to #25 - minorian (09/25/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #27 to #26 - brokentail (09/25/2013) [-]
Not?
User avatar #28 to #27 - minorian (09/25/2013) [-]
Touché
User avatar #1 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
Well, well, well...No profile comments here either.
User avatar #3 to #1 - minorian (08/12/2013) [-]
Oh, I remember! I've made a lot of new profiles, because I always **** **** up and get banned. This profile is banned from thumbing for eternity i.e.
User avatar #4 to #3 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
Damn, what do you do to get yourself banned?
User avatar #5 to #4 - minorian (08/12/2013) [-]
... thumb up **** in the SFW-section too much. I'M NOT PROUD OF IT!
User avatar #6 to #5 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
I had no idea you could get banned for that
User avatar #7 to #6 - minorian (08/12/2013) [-]
I don't know if you remember, but a year ago, everyone got mad at Darius Negrophallus for banning too many people for slight **** , so everyone kept posting **** . As a defense, Darius Negrophallus gave 1 day bans for the first times you thumbed something that got flagged as **** , but I guess he just raised the ban "a bit".
User avatar #8 to #7 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
Oh. I only ever thumb stuff up if it makes me laugh. Or blow air out of my nose, whatever. I'm pretty sure I'd have just skipped over the ****
User avatar #9 to #8 - minorian (08/12/2013) [-]
It was extremely retarded. Kinda like the whole FJ-community became adolescent teenagers revolting against Darius Negrophallus.
User avatar #10 to #9 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
A lot of stuff on FJ has been extremely retarded. I just come here for the funnies, the cools, and the feels. Yeah I'm a lurker, but I don't like attracting attention, so I try not to comment as much as possible since I seem to say the wrong stuff a lot. Plus some dude basically just told me I was an attention whore for having my face as my profile picture, so I'll just go back to not commenting again even though I changed it.
User avatar #11 to #10 - minorian (08/12/2013) [-]
I act like a retard daily and get several thumbs down, but no one remembers the username, so the very same people could be the ones getting my other comments to top 200.
User avatar #12 to #11 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
Getting thumbs isn't my goal, but I'm just scared I'll say something really stupid and end up getting banned or something. I've had this profile for so long, I don't want another one. It's a dumb thing to think considering it'd take a lot of down thumbs from the community to ban my profile and Darius Negrophallus has no idea I even exist, but I've never been a risk taker.
User avatar #13 to #12 - minorian (08/12/2013) [-]
I can understand that. I wish I still had my first profile, so I could be proud of my blueness like you.

But, seriously, I make 50 comments a day and, trust me, I've acted like a retard, but I've never been banned for that, only for thumbing things and calling Darius Negrophallus a glorious homosexual... and once for avoiding word filters, but that just shows how little it takes to be banned anyway.
User avatar #14 to #13 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
I do love my blueness.

Well, I've been kinda commenting on stuff here and there, if I feel like it's worth thinking of a decent comment to post. I'm okay with being a lurker. I'm a lurker here and a lurker in real life. Lurkin'4lyphe
User avatar #15 to #14 - minorian (08/12/2013) [-]
Just another word for stalker, you creepy bastard.
#16 to #15 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
Maybe I enjoy stalking.

Pic related. It's me stalking you.
#18 to #16 - veganbro (08/12/2013) [-]
Banned again. **** me.
User avatar #19 to #18 - BrainsOnFire (08/12/2013) [-]
Dang man, you just don't have any luck!
User avatar #21 to #20 - BrainsOnFire (08/13/2013) [-]
That's so dumb. What was the image?
User avatar #24 to #21 - minorian (08/13/2013) [-]
I really think one of the mods has a beef with me or something.
#22 to #21 - minorian (08/13/2013) [-]
It was from a German sketch show, where a girl in a bus put a sleeping man's hand down her pants and then slapped him when he woke up and saw where his hand were. I made a joke about him being an asshole for molesting her.    
   
< This is the same persons in another episode.
It was from a German sketch show, where a girl in a bus put a sleeping man's hand down her pants and then slapped him when he woke up and saw where his hand were. I made a joke about him being an asshole for molesting her.

< This is the same persons in another episode.
User avatar #23 to #22 - BrainsOnFire (08/13/2013) [-]
Okay, that's REALLY dumb that you got a ban for that. It's also dumb that people flagged the image. Some people just can't handle jokes.
User avatar #2 to #1 - minorian (08/12/2013) [-]
I am a hypocrite. A very big one.
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