IX! Oh you know, my normal debauchery. Doing bad but not THAT bad things.
What about yourself? It's been too long bro.

Sorry to miss you by like a month. Ive been busy with relationship stuff. It's been actually good for once. I got a shitload of new eyepatches, caught on fire again (no damage), and got addicted to video games. My grades have settled, I'm no longer on parole, and I'vegot my citizenship Thanks to my mom. Oh, and I discovered a boat in a junkyard, which is, show they say in the land of my fathers, FUCKING AWESOME.

FUCK YOU! Loving and breathing and living, even better than before

Ix! It's great to see you again : )
What has happened? You have been gone so long!

I ran away to a traveling satanist group (LaVeyan, btw) for awhile, but they said they only keep runaways temporarily. So when my grace period ran out, I turned myself in. Did you know that running away is a legal offense? So I've been in a juvenile detention center since. I got home Monday.

Wow, that is crazy, I did not realize it was that serious. How was juvi?
And why a satanist group?

Because i am a satanist. Not bad. I'm big so not many people messed with me there. Oh, in case you're wondering, LaVeyan satanism isnt really about worshipping the Christian devil.

Well I'm glad you're finally out.

It's been a very long time.

Wait... What? No Ixzey I like this Ix. I'm afraid you're going to have to sit this persona right back down and stay here. Come on man.. You're like one of my best friends here. I'm not sure if you mean a whole new person or just a different personality of you. Are you passing your account on or something? Because I'm afraid I'm not letting you do that. I love this Ixzey too much.

IDK MY BFF JILL

sorry it took me a little to reply I am making fan art for my friend sly

Well, after cleaning up splattered squirrel of my trees, chopping shit down with a chainsaw, and getting in a fist fight at a gas station washroom, my family decided to go to Nashville because of the power outage. There, I met a cute girl and we hung out. Anyway, I went fishing in the river, was almost washed away, and caught a fish with my bare hands. Finally after the power outage at the house, I made PIE FROM A FISH! And then Osama was killed, the world ended, and I found a girl who's also from Germany!

Sounds like youve had a very eventful life lately. How was that fish pie? And a girl from germany? cute cute!

It was AMAZING! I learned to make it too. And the girl's name is Eva. She was really cute. I broke up with my girlfriend for her and we've been dating for a week. I'm also being called "that bastard/Cold-hearted douche bag" for dumping my past three girlfriends.

I'm sorry I don't get on much anymore Ix, I love talking to you. Lol you're quite the player there. I'm glad you're finally with someone you may actually like, and fish pie sounds awful.

The fish pie is like chicken pot pie, not a dessert, and I thought I would be horrible too. And it's ok, I barely have the time to get on here anymore either.

I got a tablet for Christmas :3

Why is it that I always miss you by like two hours? So odd.

Thank god... Bullet proof? Haha did they have to put steel plates in you? THats so cool! How are you feeling? I'm so happy you're okay X)

Yup, steel supports in my chest. It was just a few days ago, so it's still ugh, but this is the first non-doped up chance I get to get on here. And thanks for worrying about me.

Well at least your alive. And you're like a robot-man now. Except not really.

Scratch that! It's uber important!

Oh god Ix please tell me your alright!!

Maybe. I'm having a surgery in a month for my chest depression, and they don't know how it's gonna go

Oh god ixzey! How bad is it? How am I going to know if you are okay?!?! Oh god Ixzey I'm so worried.

I have a chest depression that could collapse on my heart. I could die if the surgery goes wrong

Ix.... Please please please, be okay. Please. Seriously. I love hearing about your life and.... Well I would die a bit inside if something happened.

Thank you for being concerned mini. That's one of the things I love about you. They said I will most likely be okay, but there's always a chance. If I do die, I want you to know that whenever I was talking to you, I was happy.

Well geez Ix I really hope the doctors are right. And wow that's just so incredibly sweet and I must say the same for you. I always looked forward to when we would talk. You're definitely going to be in my thoughts until I know you are okay. I mean I won't forget about you right afterwards, that's not what I mean, but I'm sure you know what I mean without me babbling like a moron. I love you Ix, be safe please.

I'm sorry Ix I was having log in problems. What's wrong?

Oh hai

I Found A MySpace Profile With Your Name ;)

I don't have a myspace or facebook.

Oh Noes.

MUahahahaa. Like I said, you would never find me. Ever.

Hey you : ) Whats up?

pic related? and not much, you?

No.... Not really.... Just finished up someones avatar and now I'm just browsin lulz.

aw... ;~;

and cool

I'm sorry, I guess it COULD be related...

:D yippie!

Macarana

Hello thar

hows it going?

Good Good. Just yknow chillin, talkin to strangers. How about you?

minecraft and left 4 dead 2, i was sick and thats all ive been doing

Hell that sounds amazing! Minecraft, do you play online or singleplayer survival? Sorry about being sick though.

i play multiplayer, im on right now

Fun fun stuff. So far I've only played singleplayer. Go play MeinKraft dude! Don't waste your time chattin

my friend, he has left!
Also can i have an avatar you are good at stuff.

Ofcourse! It would be an honor my dear sir! Please give me a list of everything you want like eye color, hair color, shirt design, hats, ectcetera ectcetera and I'll start right away :)

oh cool.
So i guess dark brown hair and eyes. i guess a red dark red shirt. Umm no hat, and i guess surprise me with the backround or whatever else.

Oh and wait what position do you want your body to be in? I don't want to put you in a gay pose or anything

anything not gay, surprise me. Whatever makes me look you know.... not gay.

Alright cool This may take a while so don't get your panties in a knot or anything : ) Not that you would.

That was mean! My panties dont knot................(that much anymore)

Don't get your big boy pants twisted

Hello

ok


but where? :3

EVERYWHEEEEEERRE O.O

Open up

*zip*

Haha whats up brosky?

nutin really

lol wat sex is your cat ?

I'm preeeeetty sure he's a guy. He's never told me otherwise.

well my cats name is captain fluffenstein and she's a chick

Mine is named Samuel L. Jackson and he's a BAMF. He will mess you UP.

Plus, sometimes, he's purple.

fluffenstein is still kinda a kitten and spits fire
worst is ............. she can transform

Well fuck....

Oh Hai there. Sorry I just noticed this comment.

hahha no problem
new comic: http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1804384/Invisible/

I lolled.

Pic un-related

YAY! i made somebody laugh today! mission accomplished

IXZEY! I MISSED YOU! Whats up? And yeah I got front page TWICE!I was so excited!

I know!! That's awesome!! I haven't been on for awhile so I just saw it yesterday, but I nearly died from over exposure to awesomeness!

So what happened?

Oh you know, just *censored*ing on the *censored.*

That's *censored*tastic!

uh.........................hi

Hello : ) I love your little character

thank you :D

crap my computer copied the wrong pic i meant to put a diffrent 1

Thats the same picture..