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Age: 19
Video Games Played: DotA, Persona, Fallout, Dragon Age
Interests: Anime, Games, Tabletop RPGs, Lewd Shit.
Date Signed Up:4/30/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#3 - Picture 6 hours ago on (untitled) +5
#4005 - "Your friend tarabostes uploaded When she still suckin' c… 01/10/2016 on tarabostes's profile 0
#19 - I liked the first one but then I just didn't like the artstyle…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Carrot & Pepper Ch. 9 +1
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#20 - agnaraed (01/09/2016) [-]
eh, everyones got different tastes. Nothing wrong with that
#17 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Carrot & Pepper Ch. 9 +2
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#18 - agnaraed (01/09/2016) [-]
hope you enjoyed mate and godspeed
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#19 - ministermax (01/09/2016) [-]
I liked the first one but then I just didn't like the artstyle for some reason
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#20 - agnaraed (01/09/2016) [-]
eh, everyones got different tastes. Nothing wrong with that
#15 - Take me off of the mention list please  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Carrot & Pepper Ch. 9 +1
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#16 - agnaraed (01/09/2016) [-]
just did man
#17 - ministermax (01/09/2016) [-]
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#18 - agnaraed (01/09/2016) [-]
hope you enjoyed mate and godspeed
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#19 - ministermax (01/09/2016) [-]
I liked the first one but then I just didn't like the artstyle for some reason
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#20 - agnaraed (01/09/2016) [-]
eh, everyones got different tastes. Nothing wrong with that
#15 - Lazily joking  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Fjay +1
#26 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
This is no joke
Everyone knows that you're an Ayylien in disguise now
filthy xenos scum
#9 - That it's not the case for other planets? I mean, com…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Fjay +12
#14 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Can't tell if you're serious or if you're joking yourself.
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#15 - ministermax (01/09/2016) [-]
Lazily joking
#26 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
This is no joke
Everyone knows that you're an Ayylien in disguise now
filthy xenos scum
#30 - That's a really easy thing to say until you actually run into … 01/09/2016 on some more year of waaa -1
#27 - That **** only works if the person wants to be "cu…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on some more year of waaa +21
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#29 - cursedjester (01/09/2016) [-]
There is usually an underlying reason why people let themselves slip into that condition though, striking them out from regular users who do it for the kicks and can control when and where they take it; Usually to do with 'escaping' their current life or situation, just like people who play video games to temporarily forget the world.

Provide those people with a way to unhook themselves from it, to fix whatever is bugging them, and they'll usually turn around - Strip them of freedom, however, throwing them into the slammer and they'll just cost taxpayer money sitting in a cell, finding it harder to reintergrate into society when they do their time.
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#30 - ministermax (01/09/2016) [-]
That's a really easy thing to say until you actually run into people with the issue.

As I said earlier, the only way out is for them to want to be out.
#4 - **ministermax used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **ministermax rolls 0…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Roll your Jailfu, FJ +2
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#5 - razerdude (01/09/2016) [-]
yes im realy good at failing simple tasks

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#999 - devilspecter ONLINE (05/17/2015) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by ministermax
999 GET

Sticky this!
#2215 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
werent you supposed to read my stories
#2216 to #2215 - ministermax ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Yes but -insert excuse here-
#2217 to #2216 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
#2218 to #2217 - ministermax ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I lost the link
#2220 to #2219 - ministermax ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I shall get to these eventually
#2221 to #2220 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
FAAAAAASTEEEEEEER
#2222 to #2221 - ministermax ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
how tho
#2223 to #2222 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
maybe by like

actually reading them
#2224 to #2223 - ministermax ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
That takes time and me not forgetting
#2225 to #2224 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
you just got quads again
#2226 to #2225 - ministermax ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Does this mean that i'm the quad master?
#2227 to #2226 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
it means read my stories
#2229 to #2227 - ministermax ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Interesting how you use Pastebin, could'v sworn it was a website for code.

So, i've read everything.

Gonna borrow that "spiders of the Silk Forest were worse than wolves" idea for use in D&D at some point.

the "I’ve discovered that running through the gold-onyx gem at of nighttime is more invigorating." line read kinda odd to me.

and of course I like Symbiosis, i've already read that.

Also, you seem like a really sad person. Welcome to the club!
#2232 to #2229 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
anyway im going to bed gnight
#2234 to #2232 - ministermax ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
peace
#2231 to #2229 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
yeah das a typo
#2230 to #2229 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
hey wow that was fast.

what about the others?

also im not really sad just
**** i dunno unsure of myself

ill be happier when spring arrives and when ive settled into my school routine
#2233 to #2230 - ministermax ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
They weren't bad reads I just like Symbiosis and Luna Falling over the rest.

Thought it was a typo, didn't seem right at all.
#2235 to #2233 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
what about Second Hatchling? sort of a sequel to luna
#2236 to #2235 - ministermax ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Didn't like it as much since it drifted away from the fantasy world a lot
#2237 to #2236 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
you might like this one
pastebin.com/TGsmEmaD

and the one im currently writing
#2238 to #2237 - ministermax ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I'll take a look later
#2239 to #2238 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
k gnight for real
#2194 - testbug (01/02/2016) [-]
Dropping a personal talkie talkie pushy pushy
#2196 to #2195 - testbug (01/02/2016) [-]
Indeed like that! Glorious pushie push!
#2198 to #2197 - testbug (01/02/2016) [-]
My c driver got wiped and I lost all of my reaction pics
(I got that game btw)
#2199 to #2198 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
That's a bitch, want some?

And which game, MGQ?
#2200 to #2199 - testbug (01/02/2016) [-]
Sure, lay it onto me!
And I meant the link, Sakura Spirit
#2201 to #2200 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh, I avoided it because of the lack of sexy scenes

Nekopara on the other hand...
Mating season is best season
#2202 to #2201 - testbug (01/02/2016) [-]
Vol2 coming out next month!!!
#2203 to #2202 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh **** yeah! I didn't even know, so much to look forward to in the coming months

#2204 to #2203 - testbug (01/02/2016) [-]
Dis gun be a good year!
#2205 to #2204 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Holy **** that raped my ears so hard
#2206 to #2205 - testbug (01/02/2016) [-]
Don't lie, you probably enjoyed every bit of it
#2208 to #2207 - testbug (01/02/2016) [-]
Wtf is wrong with your speakers?!
#2209 to #2208 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
That's my headset!

They're music based **** , I need to return them. Basically some things are super ******* loud while others are silent, i have no idea why
#2210 to #2209 - testbug (01/02/2016) [-]
Get that shiese fixed asap!
#2211 to #2210 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Eventually
#2212 to #2211 - testbug (01/02/2016) [-]
Is that how she laughs in the anime?!
#2213 to #2212 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Yes
#2214 to #2213 - testbug (01/02/2016) [-]
That sounds better, I'll be off to work nao!
#2125 - compared ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
ey bb.
#2191 to #2190 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
#2193 to #2192 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Nah, that pic was just in my recents and seemed relevant. I do like **** though.
#2170 to #2125 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
My secrets need to be kept hidden
#2171 to #2170 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I bet your into really weird lewd stuff.
#2173 to #2172 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
show me, I don't judge.
#2174 to #2173 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Have this instead

look at that, it's dancing
#2175 to #2174 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I don't want dancing, I want lewd porn.
#2176 to #2175 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
more dancing??
#2177 to #2176 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Lewd Porn
#2178 to #2177 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
non porn?
#2179 to #2178 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Hot Lewd Pornography (Gone Sexual)
#2180 to #2179 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Nyet
#2181 to #2180 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
#2182 to #2181 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Partial nipple

puu.sh/lJOAz/829f7c0bf0.jpeg

Wow, so much porn!
#2183 to #2182 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
omg u can't just give me partial nipples.
#2185 to #2184 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
That's getting better.
#2186 to #2185 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
puu.sh/lZjqh/61e5b2c92c.jpg

There, that's all you get
#2187 to #2186 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Thank you.
#2188 to #2187 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
That wasn't hidden stuff though
#2189 to #2188 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Still good porn though.

and I'll get the hidden stuff some day.
#2149 to #2125 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Nah dude, dicks are disgusting
#2150 to #2149 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
How can you say such a thing?
#2151 to #2150 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Because i'm not gay! or bi
#2152 to #2151 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Still no excuse.
#2153 to #2152 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I just don't like em, dudes make me wanna puke
#2154 to #2153 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Well I guess that's fair enough.
#2155 to #2154 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
The only shame in it is that i'd have more chance in enjoying porn

Then again i'm picky anyways, so who knows
#2156 to #2155 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah you'd have more selection.
#2157 to #2156 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh well, I won't shed any tears over it
#2158 to #2157 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I know you cry about it every day.
#2159 to #2158 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
muchos tears
#2160 to #2159 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
So what stuff do you like then? Show me some of your faves.
#2162 to #2160 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Those aren't my favorites though, nobody will know my favorites.
#2163 to #2162 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Tell me your favourites, you've got me interested now.
#2164 to #2163 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
<--------
#2165 to #2164 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
pls
#2167 to #2166 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
#2169 to #2168 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
So rood.
#2161 to #2160 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Leglock, oral, loli, **** , etc

I think i'm pretty bland and vanilla for the most part.

I made this ****** tiny comp that had like 6 pictures or so: /nsfw/BvgfLOi/Untitled/
#2126 to #2125 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
What up
#2127 to #2126 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Just finished fapping, you?
#2128 to #2127 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Saw that you gave me a message so... just started fapping!
#2129 to #2128 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Nice.
#2130 to #2129 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
So, gimm the deetz

What am I fapping to
#2131 to #2130 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I dunno, what do you wanna fap to?
#2132 to #2131 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Can't go wrong with booty!
#2136 to #2135 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Couldn't fap to that stuff, but it's not bad
#2134 to #2133 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Not terrible!

What ****** up **** are you into?
#2137 to #2134 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I dunno, I'm into a lot of things don't know which of them are ****** up or not though.

What about you?
#2138 to #2137 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Not fully sure, i'm way too picky
#2139 to #2138 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Would people say this is ****** up? I don't think it is but I dunno if I'm just used to it: You need to login to view this link
#2140 to #2139 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Some maybe. If there weren't any tears i'd kinda like it
#2141 to #2140 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I also like things like this: You need to login to view this link
#2142 to #2141 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
So BDSM lolicon eh?
#2143 to #2142 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I like BDSM ***** too.
#2144 to #2143 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
So many bi people on FJ
#2145 to #2144 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
It's the best way to be.
#2146 to #2145 - ministermax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Gotta be straight all the way man
#2148 to #2146 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
You're *
#2147 to #2146 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Your missing out m80.
#2122 - shootinghotcream (12/26/2015) [-]
Hiya :3
#2069 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Booty-mas
#2098 to #2069 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm just kinda forcing my self to not sleep all throughout christmas
#2100 to #2098 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Butt y?
#2101 to #2100 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Some people wanna talk so I stay up to talk
#2102 to #2101 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
But sleep is important!
#2103 to #2102 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Having a sliver of self dignity is also important!
#2104 to #2103 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
**** yo self respect! Sleep before you can barely keep your eyes open any more and feel dead inside!
#2112 to #2111 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
not that **** again
#2113 to #2112 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
You did this to yourself.
#2114 to #2113 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
if it ain't 100% girl it ain't worth **** !
#2115 to #2114 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Laaaaammme
#2116 to #2115 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Now I can't trust anything you post again!
#2118 to #2117 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Totally not a dude
#2119 to #2118 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Ya gotta learn to love the boy booty.
#2120 to #2119 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Nah dude, i'm as straight as a dude can be
#2121 to #2120 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Straight, huh? So is spaghetti till it gets hot and steamy.
#2071 to #2070 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Very nice!
#2074 to #2072 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
We need to get lewder!
#2075 to #2074 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Unfortunately I don't have much booty even though it's my favorite

puu.sh/lXfr9/fd7efb0b3e.jpg
#2076 to #2075 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Disappointeeeeeed! ;----;
#2079 to #2078 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Well it's getting better at least.


How's your Christmas been?
#2080 to #2079 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Just another average day, not going to be doing anything

How bout you?
#2082 to #2080 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Frustrating. Only got an hour of sleep then woke up at 4 with a stomach ache. Got presents hours later. Mostly just useless crap I don't want. I even said I didn't want anything. And just being in this house with my ****** family is keeping me down. So not a very great day.
#2085 to #2082 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I know the feeling more or less
#2086 to #2085 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Apparently ****** families are very common on here. It's a real shame.
#2088 to #2086 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Are you telling me having a family mostly made up for drunks and druggies, ESPECIALLY your parents is a bad thing?
#2089 to #2088 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Well **** . Didn't realize it was that extreme.
#2090 to #2089 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
gotta keep calm and booty on
#2091 to #2090 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
That's the spirit.
#2093 to #2091 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
And thus, all of my booty pictures were gone
#2094 to #2093 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
rip
#2096 to #2095 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
#2032 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
boop
#2084 to #2032 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
That's **** ?
#2087 to #2084 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
for a second I thought she had no panties XD

And things can be flagged for 'borderline' too >.<

a.uguu.se/lvqtrg.jpg
#2108 to #2099 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm probably going to have the Christmas Feast soon, so I'm going to head out now >.<

Have a Merry Christmas :3
#2109 to #2108 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Enjoy, you too!
#2105 to #2099 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
That's a nice one :3

Maybe I should have picked a different image
#2053 to #2032 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Fine.... you do the hug, I do the fug!

Win win!
#2054 to #2053 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I dunno about this!
#2055 to #2054 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
It's too late!
#2056 to #2055 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
what if she's the one doing the fugging
#2057 to #2056 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
In what way?
#2058 to #2057 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I dunno, she's on top? XD
#2059 to #2058 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Works for me!

I'm an S and a D!
Bring on the kemonomimis!
#2060 to #2059 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I am I am XD

I'm probably only a S
#2061 to #2060 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
The preference doesn't matter if you hug all and I fug all!
#2062 to #2061 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I do the hugs, they do the fugs, and well I dunno about u man
#2063 to #2062 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
If you're a sub only that just means that I get the subs and you get the doms!

Works for me!
#2064 to #2063 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
but I can hug them all!

a.uguu.se/ntdirw.jpg
#2065 to #2064 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
You can be emotional relief after i'm done with them!

puu.sh/m8tQi/08d9d7ad24.jpg

Punishment is required for looks like that
#2066 to #2065 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
You mean I'll do a better job at pleasing them? ;3

a.uguu.se/idwmbv.jpg

;3
#2067 to #2066 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I just mean they'll require comforting after all of the punishment

Since you like kemonomimis:
www.comdotgame.com/play/blazblue-makoto-sex-session
#2068 to #2067 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm very good at providing comfort ;3

I bookmarked that, definitely going to make good use of it later XD
#2073 to #2068 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
good
#2077 to #2073 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
it's a shame not all of these have animal ears >.<

a.uguu.se/oukpjp.png
#2033 to #2032 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Happy holidays
#2034 to #2033 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays :3
#2036 to #2035 - shootinghotcream has deleted their comment [-]
#2037 to #2036 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I doubt it
#2038 to #2037 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
okay deleted it

:3
#2039 to #2038 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Running out of fresh pictures and I don't wanna look up more stuff because i'm tired/lazy
#2040 to #2039 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
no problem, we can just chat too :3 Or we don't have to chat at all, up to you :3
#2041 to #2040 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm just gonna be posting whatever I can find as picture filler
#2042 to #2041 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
that's cool :3
#2043 to #2042 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
So, subject?
#2044 to #2043 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
how many tails are too many? I dunno!
#2045 to #2044 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
That's a nice picture
#2046 to #2045 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
hmmmmmmmmmm
#2047 to #2046 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Also nice, but so's all the previous, can't go too wrong with animal eared women
#2048 to #2047 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
definitely true about the animal eared women XD
#2049 to #2048 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Hug all of the animal eared women?
#2050 to #2049 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
definitely :3
#2051 to #2050 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Fug all of the animal eared women?
#2018 to #1856 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I've tried to tell you that i'm a tough dude to crack, you're putting in so much effort
#2019 to #2018 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
Well I am trying to do Christmas images... what can I say

a.uguu.se/ruxpah.jpg
#2021 to #2020 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
hmmm how about this (I'm sure you've seen this already):

a.uguu.se/gcdzdv.gif
#2022 to #2021 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, i've got that saved

Oral ist gut
#2023 to #2022 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
how about something rougher....

a.uguu.se/wyobnk.jpg
#2024 to #2023 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I don't mind it, it's just based on context along with a whooooole lotta other stuff
#2025 to #2024 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
Maybe it needs hearts and stuff?

a.uguu.se/oelemd.jpeg
#2026 to #2025 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Like, I prefer context, not as much messyness, no darker men, etc
#2027 to #2026 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm kind of trying to find a needle in a haystack XD

is this too messy too? >.<

a.uguu.se/qtwlai.jpg
#2028 to #2027 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm sure it's even worse than that, i'm not sure why you do it

No no, that's not messy
#2029 to #2028 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
yeah I'll take a break from it for now XD
#2030 to #2029 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
You did it for longer than I thought you would

Anyways, I should hit the hay, no idea what's going on tomorrow.
Cya later!
#2031 to #2030 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
haha I'm actually a little exhausted!

Have a good night, and a Merry Christmas and/or Happy Holidays :3
#1998 to #1856 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I am talking about a person.

Also, Naomi is the name of the artist I believe, not the character

I was just saying friends mine thought she was trans. I also partially like/dislike her
#1999 to #1998 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
Cool :3

Oh I was just doing a quick search to see what came up, and she came up

Ahh, if she might have been trans that means she'd probably be more masculine, and want to be more masculine. I mean maybe it would be cool to talk to her, but doesn't sound like it would end in a relationship for me I don't know >.<

When you say partially like/dislike do you mean as a friend or a girl/boy friend? :3
#2000 to #1999 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I mean as a person sometimes they annoy me, but can be fun to talk to/play with as well.

My friends think she's male to female trans, but I don't really think so. Just clarifying on the off chance you misunderstood
#2001 to #2000 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
hey hey does that mean I'm annoying sometimes too? XD

She sounds kinda cool... but now I don't know what to say :3
#2002 to #2001 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I don't think you've annoyed me, but it's kinda easy to avoid that when all we do is type.

Talking is different
#2003 to #2002 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
That's good, I don't like annoying people :3

I'm kinda quiet in real life...
#2004 to #2003 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm a loud **** , especially with video games Trash talking can be fun sometimes

So there's a good ying/yang going there
#2005 to #2004 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
You mean playing with someone in real life, or you mean over a microphone/chat? :3

I see what you're saying :3
#2006 to #2005 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Pretty much always, except at places that need me silent. Or family gatherings.

Games aren't as fun if you're not occasionally calling someone a cunt

You've got a stocking fetish don't you?
#2007 to #2006 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
so what games do you usually play with friends? :3

I'm more of a team player XD

I don't know, maybe a lot of these Christmas images just have stockings

a.uguu.se/isnfgz.jpg
#2008 to #2007 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Mostly just DotA atm

And I AM a team player! It's just fun to give people **** , it's part of the experience!
#2009 to #2008 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
everyone around here plays MOBAs, maybe I should give it another shot one of these days :3

oh I see :3

a.uguu.se/fpupkp.jpg
#2010 to #2009 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Feel free to join me if you want, I really don't mind. You'd most likely end up in a game with me and a friend or 2 of mine as well though, not sure if that bothers you.

The **** you posted before this one... they look way too child-like, idk
#2011 to #2010 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I'll probably pass for now, too many games to play, and too many lewd images to look at ;3

just trying to post a... variety... since I wasn't sure what you preferred. I prefer them more like this:
a.uguu.se/jcoobg.png
#2012 to #2011 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Lame

Not bad
#2013 to #2012 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
Sometimes people are into the more obscure or oddest things, not that I have anything against that, but that's why I try to post a variety sometimes :3

a.uguu.se/hwqekz.jpeg
#2015 to #2014 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
haha okay just had to get across that bridge too! Some people are into that stuff

I think this is snow this time...

a.uguu.se/gfkzdq.jpg
#2016 to #2015 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
you're fishing in some barren waters I think
#1978 to #1856 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Yes
#1980 to #1979 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
??????
#1981 to #1980 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
????????????? :3
#1983 to #1982 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
?????????????????????????????? :3
#1986 to #1985 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
replace ": D" with ": 3"
#1987 to #1986 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
you don't like my cat face? :3

a.uguu.se/bwcopm.png
#1988 to #1987 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
You remind me a lot of someone else I know and it makes me wonder.

Do you have an obsession with chibis?
#1989 to #1988 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I usually use search on chibi + character when I need some quick reaction images :3
#1990 to #1989 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
and is your name "Naomi"?
#1991 to #1990 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
nope! is that someone on here? :3
#1992 to #1991 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Nope! You're just quite similar!
#1993 to #1992 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
Now I kind of want to meet them...

a.uguu.se/cfaedv.jpg
#1994 to #1993 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Eh.

#1995 to #1994 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
well if they're like me, we should be pretty similar!

They're probably a guy though D:
#1996 to #1995 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Friends on mine think they're trans, but I don't really think so.

Don't know how to fully explain how I feel here
#1997 to #1996 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm just getting more and more confused!

Oh, I was saying I was thinking it would be a guy, since everyone online just happens to be a guy >.<

Wait... Naomi... did you mean her? <----
I thought you were talking about a person still!
#1961 to #1960 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
This one might be too lewd, so I'll just link it:
a.uguu.se/oyltuk.jpg
#1964 to #1963 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
See, that right there is a hug loli

hug the hell outta that loli!
#1966 to #1965 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
but what's better... fug loli, or hug loli?
#1967 to #1966 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
well... I don't really get the "I need to make babies with that" type feeling anymore for anything...
#1968 to #1967 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Do you exactly need that feeling to be attracted to something?
#1969 to #1968 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
ohh... wait a second... what does fug mean
#1971 to #1970 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
okay cool that's what I thought it meant!

I agree, you definitely don't need that feeling to be attracted to something :3

a.uguu.se/cryyyg.jpg
#1972 to #1971 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Sexuality is complex ****
#1973 to #1972 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
You don't have to tell me! the borderline trans
#1974 to #1973 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm really neutral on that topic.

Unless stuff is carved in stone via heavily agreed science I don't really think there should be too much debate on it. As long as someone isn't a dick about it.
#1975 to #1974 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
cool cool :3
#1976 to #1975 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Be whatever you wanna be dude/dudette, humans barely know **** about anything so judging someone on their identity doesn't make much sense to me
#1977 to #1976 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm glad you feel that way :3 Thank you :3

Is there a shark coming out of her mug?
#1938 to #1856 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Explicit is always better than Ecchi

Go big or go home, if i'm going to be teased I expect end game too!
#1939 to #1938 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
ohhh thought you meant something else before
#1940 to #1939 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
What do you mean?
#1941 to #1940 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
when you said you didn't like most hentai, I thought you meant because it was too lewd.
Not sure why I thought that, since you've mentioned it before.

So what don't you like about most hentai?
#1942 to #1941 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Oh man, it needs to be lewd and explicit to the max!

I'm not sure, I just don't like it. I think it's all of the stupid super loud squeaking or non-stop talking, all of the clitches, etc etc.

For pictures, they tend to try to pander to a LOT of different fetishes, i'm bound to not like one. Or there are just tiny things that I don't like and it ruins it for me. And it's all of THAT, with the added likelyhood that i'll only like looking at it the once and not think anything else of it.

Too ******* picky
#1943 to #1942 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
We might be pretty similar!

It's pretty rare for me to just use images, and most animated stuff doesn't usually have the right fetishes, or I have to skip around a lot (I usually have sound off).

I usually stick to doujins with the right fetishes in it :3
#1944 to #1943 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's pretty much the case with me. I think i've only ever liked maybe 4 doujins, and even with those, only one or two scenes
#1945 to #1944 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
what were the scenes about? :3 If you don't mind me asking of course!
#1946 to #1945 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Generally oral
#1947 to #1946 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
oh that's cool :3

There's a lot of different types of oral I guess, so there must have been something really specific to those scenes :3

I like oral, but it has to be kind of specific too, depending on the people
#1948 to #1947 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Well, exactly. It varies on the characters
#1949 to #1948 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
and you know... if it's a girl... or a futa... or a trap...

stuff like that!
#1950 to #1949 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm a very vanilla sorta dude, idk about you
#1951 to #1950 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I used to be like that too! Not that it's a bad thing or anything!
#1952 to #1951 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I just don't like dicks, they're disgusting to me
#1953 to #1952 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I don't like them either, I only like the feminine stuff too! So instead of seeing a guy on a girl, I'd rather much see a futa on girl. Not trying to convince you to like it though!
#1954 to #1953 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Oh, that sorta thing I don't mind, but in that case I generally don't have a preference
#1955 to #1954 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
cool cool :3

well it works the same way for oral too. I'd rather not see a guy get... well you get the idea! And with a futa you can see her face in pleasure... I dunno!
#1956 to #1955 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, I understand. Generally doujins hide the guy though
#1957 to #1956 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
That's definitely true, but I enjoy seeing two girl faces instead of one sometimes XD I dunno!

It does depend on the situation!
#1918 to #1856 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Always
#1919 to #1918 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
that's nice
#1921 to #1920 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I'd switch to that theme, but it would probably be hard to find Christmas-y images
#1923 to #1922 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
this works
#1925 to #1924 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
all these animes.... why haven't I watched them? T.T
#1926 to #1925 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
You haven't seen Spice and Wolf?
#1927 to #1926 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
my excuse is "economics"
#1928 to #1927 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Holo is smiling but deep down, is secretly enraged at your heretical ways
#1929 to #1928 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm sad I haven't watched it either T.T
#1931 to #1930 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I torrented it, but I still haven't watched it...
#1933 to #1932 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm posting traps on the hentai board... and there's nothing you can do about it
#1934 to #1933 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Psssttt
I don't like most hentai anyways
#1935 to #1934 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
The hentai board did this to me, I used to only look at ecchi stuff!
#1936 to #1935 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
The internet is a corrupting place
#1937 to #1936 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
probably

I still look at ecchi stuff too, but most people on the hentai board are looking for explicit stuff >.<
#1898 to #1856 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
I've got what you're looking for

<---
#1899 to #1898 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
why do you even have that!

Hey this can go both ways too! it's a boy
#1900 to #1899 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
I ain't into that ****
#1901 to #1900 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
I could say the same for that Chen picture earlier too!
#1902 to #1901 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Does this look like the face of caring?
#1903 to #1902 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
I can't tell!
#1906 to #1905 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
I've seen too much **** of chen to be able to look at the cutesey pictures
#1907 to #1906 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
I've seen my share of them too...

what type of doujins? ;3
#1908 to #1907 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Lips are sealed
#1909 to #1908 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
You could always tell me in PMs too :3 But if you're not comfortable with it, forget I mentioned it :3

But you need not worry about weirding me out, I've seen it all (probably).
#1910 to #1909 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
I just don't really talk about sexual stuff
#1911 to #1910 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
no problem :3 sorry for bothering you about it

back to our regular scheduled kitsune and cat girls
#1912 to #1911 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
It doesn't bother me, I just don't like talking about it since I don't really understand it my self, and some things I like are out of the norm from other things
#1913 to #1912 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
maybe bother was the wrong word >.<

so how are you tonight? :3
#1914 to #1913 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Very indifferent to everything!

Yourself?
#1915 to #1914 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm just happy I'm not sick XD

it's weird how you go through being sick, and then realize how good not being sick is XD
#1916 to #1915 - ministermax ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I can agree to that!
#1917 to #1916 - shootinghotcream (12/25/2015) [-]
do u touch fluffy tail?
#1878 to #1856 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Always some decent pictures on Pinterest, but that website is such a pain in the ass

puu.sh/m7rkh/baf03edb37.jpg
#1879 to #1878 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
I end up using Gazou a lot for most of my image needs, but it's a pain in the ass to get used to using.

a.uguu.se/zqmczt.jpg
#1880 to #1879 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Not familiar with that website

puu.sh/m7s1v/2af8140474.jpg
#1881 to #1880 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
It was a program someone linked on the Hentai board sometime. We seem to get a lot of little programs like that for some reason.

I could never find the website for it though.

a.uguu.se/ndwpfl.jpeg
#1883 to #1882 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
a.uguu.se/ndwpfl.jpeg

oh something got flagged.

I should look up what it was, I swear most the things I'm posting aren't worse than a swimsuit!
#1884 to #1883 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Fukken anons.

#1885 to #1884 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
ohhhh
it was the Momiji one, it had nipples, whoops
my bad mods! That was me being stupid it, I'll admit it.
Sorry!
#1886 to #1885 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
This makes me wonder, are mods just stalking high traffic areas then?

Or are anons being a bunch of spying ***** ?
#1887 to #1886 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
There's a page that mods use, that shows every image posted on the site, on sfw, and another list for **** .

So they just scroll through the massive list, and flag anything they see. Sometimes it's flagged for Borderline **** , **** , or whatever other options they have.
#1888 to #1887 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
so they stalk all conversations?

Mods please confirm you voyeuristic perverts
#1889 to #1888 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
I can't remember if it shows the text by default or if they have to hover over the image to see the text.
#1890 to #1889 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
How do you know all of this

are you a dirty spy?
#1891 to #1890 - shootinghotcream has deleted their comment [-]
#1892 to #1891 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
I'll be keeping my honk on you
#1893 to #1892 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
I don't see the problem :3
#1895 to #1894 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
that's what I probably need more of... chen images :3
#1896 to #1895 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Because of this?
#1897 to #1896 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
It's a few things
cat girls, the hair style, maybe smaller build (but Ran is still nice too, even though she's much bigger) but doesn't have to be flat at all :3
#1858 to #1857 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
so, how have you been? :3
#1859 to #1858 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Tired and sick, you?

How'r the holidays going?
#1860 to #1859 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
They haven't been going that great. Been busy with Christmas shopping and some health stuff >.<

I'm doing better recently though so I'm back :3
#1861 to #1860 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Wonderful
#1862 to #1861 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
I hope you feel better :3

I'm glad to be back :3
#1863 to #1862 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
I should be fine, I have the constitution of a damn horse

What's new?
#1806 to #1802 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
what up
#1810 to #1806 - shootinghotcream (12/18/2015) [-]
not much actually! I saw you here and figured I'd add to the chat :3
#1811 to #1810 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
keltainenlumi is trying to affect me with his gayness
#1813 to #1811 - shootinghotcream (12/18/2015) [-]
that's pretty ghey

seems to happen to me a lot too
#1816 to #1813 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
like this?
#1817 to #1816 - shootinghotcream (12/18/2015) [-]
need an image of that with burly men chasing... not really

I should have better thought out my name
#1818 to #1817 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
A name changing feature would be nice
#1821 to #1818 - shootinghotcream (12/18/2015) [-]
well I kinda like my name too! It's definitely conflicting!

wait a second... this isn't 2d
#1829 to #1825 - shootinghotcream (12/18/2015) [-]
wtf, thought I hit reply when I tabbed back XD
#1812 to #1811 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Nah. I just want dick.
#1815 to #1812 - shootinghotcream (12/18/2015) [-]
but this is funnyjunk, I thought that is everywhere!
#1819 to #1815 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Not enough
#1824 to #1819 - shootinghotcream (12/18/2015) [-]
this might be the wrong place to look

unless you like traps ;3
#1827 to #1824 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
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#1834 to #1827 - shootinghotcream (12/18/2015) [-]
don't tell ministermax it's a boy, maybe he won't notice!
#1814 to #1812 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
There is no dick here for you
#1820 to #1814 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Sure?
#1822 to #1820 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Positive
#1826 to #1823 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Have this

it's supposedly a dude
#1839 to #1826 - shootinghotcream (12/18/2015) [-]
that's hot
#1841 to #1839 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
gaaaaaay
#1844 to #1841 - shootinghotcream (12/18/2015) [-]
well... it's hot in the sense that I want it to be me! XD

probably sounds strange
#1851 to #1844 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
I see nothing strange there.
#1849 to #1848 - shootinghotcream (12/18/2015) [-]
hey hey you didn't give me a response, now it's gonna be weird! XD
#1854 to #1850 - shootinghotcream (12/19/2015) [-]
we can always fight back... with cutesy girl images :3

just peeking in before I have to go in real life
#1855 to #1854 - ministermax ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
dawww
#1852 to #1850 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Gaying of profile page 100%. Mission success.
#1828 to #1826 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
oh lawd...
#1831 to #1828 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
How's a guy better than a smug loli?

Answer me that!
#1833 to #1831 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
It's hotter
#1845 to #1833 - shootinghotcream (12/18/2015) [-]
uh oh... I hope I didn't upset ministermax.

I guess back to posting girls for me :3
#1846 to #1845 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Nah you didn't. He just went to play dota
#1847 to #1846 - shootinghotcream (12/18/2015) [-]
oh okay :3
#1788 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Dicks?
#1789 to #1788 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
No
#1790 to #1789 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Not even hers?
#1791 to #1790 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
>Dick
>Her

Choose one!
#1792 to #1791 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Vagoo+tiddies+penor = man?
#1793 to #1792 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
= abomination
#1794 to #1793 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
= hot
#1795 to #1794 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Whatever goats your boat
#1796 to #1795 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Whatever humps my lump
#1797 to #1796 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
still gai tho
#1798 to #1797 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
never denied that
#1800 to #1798 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
So.... why so gay?
#1801 to #1800 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Oh you know. Hanging around in the internet for years and not getting disgusted by much got me hungering for that futa dick. The usual.
#1803 to #1801 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
i don't get how
#1804 to #1803 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
You need more dick
#1807 to #1804 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Well **** , what I said could be taken one of two ways
#1805 to #1804 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
I already have enough dick in my pants, I don't need more!
#1799 to #1798 - ministermax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
You're gay

And that's okay
#1786 to #1722 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
I'm gonna head off for now, might be able to talk later!

puu.sh/lZjqh/61e5b2c92c.jpg
#1787 to #1786 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
no problem! Good luck on the C++ stuff :3

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#1763 to #1722 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
He was nerfed into the ground recently
#1765 to #1764 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
1st game = ez game
#1767 to #1766 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Round 2 time :L
#1771 to #1767 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
I came back to this thread, and "Round 2 time" sounded like something else XD
#1772 to #1771 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
I've got some time to talk while I wait for a thing to download
#1773 to #1772 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
so what's downloading? :3
#1774 to #1773 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Donwloading Code::Blocks so I can try to take up C++ as a skill.

Gotta do something!
#1775 to #1774 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
you know, it might seem like I only know lewd hentai stuff, but I'm a pretty capable programmer ;3

Any reason why you picked C++? :3
#1776 to #1775 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
I'm a lazy **** who can only complete goals that are set for me a friend of mine decided that I should learn either C or C++ and then make a Tetris clone as a starter project, so that's what i'm gonna do!

Also, lewd stuff is best stuff
#1777 to #1776 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
If it's your first programming language, might be easier to start with Java or C#. It's up to you though! :3

;3

dang 26.5MB image took forever to upload
#1778 to #1777 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
I took 3 years worth of java in 1 year way back, i'm confident i'll get the hang of it!

I need to quit being such a lazy ****
#1779 to #1778 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
ohhh niceeee! XD

Hey, you're working on learning another language, that's a pretty good start...

now I'm concerned if I'm distracting you from working on it XD
#1780 to #1779 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Sourceforge takes forever to download from, so i've got around 30 more minutes!
#1781 to #1780 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
that's a lot of time for lewd stuff ;3

you should try coding something you're interested in though, not what your friend wants >.< But it's good he's giving you a gentle push to get into it :33
#1782 to #1781 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
If i'm not given goals/instructions I can't really do anything, so this'l do for now

I have a plan in mind on a project I want to do later but that'l require me learning unityscript, but unityscript is fairly easy, so it won't be hard to learn afterwards.

puu.sh/lZiiE/66736aa12f.jpg
#1783 to #1782 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
Oh okay I see :3

what's your end goal with unityscript? :3

a.uguu.se/otcrxp.png
#1784 to #1783 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
To create a personal project in the vein of RuneScape, and just sort of build on it to test things. See what I can make. From there... i'm not sure. Obviously it wouldn't be a commercial project, but maybe later I could do something like that, who knows

puu.sh/lZiLW/a1d93434a6.jpg
#1785 to #1784 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
That sounds really cool :3 I did a lot of coding for emulated MMOs awhile back (for Ultima Online, since I'm old!), it's kind of weird how I got into that. I was trying to make Ultima Online comics...

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#1769 to #1767 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
sleep time for me, have a good night, and good luck on your matches :3

always nice to exchange images and chat :3

a.uguu.se/cvgfqz.jpg
#1770 to #1769 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Cya!
#1744 to #1743 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
I like the amount of 'touch fluffy tail' in these XD

a.uguu.se/umeewc.jpg
#1746 to #1745 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
did you like that one? Or you mean the one you linked? XD

a.uguu.se/yxxzkf.png
#1747 to #1746 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
wtf happened to my text??

Any ways, I said here's fluffy tails then!

puu.sh/lYB4R/c3296080b0.jpg

This stuff is getting increasingly difficult to find
#1748 to #1747 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
ohhh XD

a.uguu.se/kemflq.png

it's up to you, you can switch to another theme if you want :3
#1750 to #1749 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
that one you posted on FJ is cute XD

a.uguu.se/fbhecw.png
#1751 to #1750 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Yeeeeaaah buddyyyyy

that **** is nice!

puu.sh/lYBxS/286627d046.jpg
#1752 to #1751 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
I'll see if I can find more like that XD

I love the Elin outfits, but for some reason the proportions feel off for that one

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#1754 to #1753 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
maybe I should try to post sfw kitsune images at the same time, I'm kinda doing half the work if I'm just doing these cutesy chibi images XD

a.uguu.se/axitzm.png
#1755 to #1754 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Up to you! My friends call for DotA once more! So I guess i'm gonna do that for a bit
#1756 to #1755 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
no problem, best of luck on your matches :3

always nice to exchange images XD

a.uguu.se/iuuvxn.jpg
#1758 to #1757 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
did you ever play dota 1 (in Warcraft 3)?

a.uguu.se/dcxiek.png
#1759 to #1758 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Nope! I was a CoD and Total War nerd at that time Did you?

Guilty as charged for liking that ****
#1760 to #1759 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
Yup, I played the original dota 1 that started it all (I would usually go the techies, which I heard they added fairly recently to dota 2?). I played a bit of Warcraft 3 then too.

;3

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#1761 to #1760 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Ah, neat! He's been in for a while, he's great, i've got a 62%ish winrate with him!

#1762 to #1761 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
My friend keeps telling me, "They added techies to dota 2, now you have to play!"

I have some old screenshots of killing the entire enemy team with remote mines XD

a.uguu.se/hraegk.jpg
#1723 to #1722 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
is it play time again already?
#1724 to #1723 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
I dunno! maybe :3
#1726 to #1725 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
lets see now... so kitsunes? :3
#1727 to #1726 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Aw ye
#1730 to #1729 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
so... what do you prefer the kitsune(s) doing? XD

a.uguu.se/iamthx.jpeg
#1731 to #1730 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Ah **** , I didn't mean to send the picture, I was looking for an **** one to add...
Also, I really don't mind what they're up to!

Finding this stuff is starting to get difficult!
#1732 to #1731 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
it's no problem. Not trying to create more work for ya either :3

a.uguu.se/cbhpfv.jpg
#1733 to #1732 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
I just don't get how you're keeping up with it so quickly

puu.sh/lYzBi/ad013bc05e.png
#1734 to #1733 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
after responding to multiple people at once, I get pretty used to going fast. It's those long multiple response things that really kill the response time, that I sometimes get from others :3

a.uguu.se/jovzez.png
#1736 to #1735 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
I don't want you to feel rushed though! :3

a.uguu.se/vfzfye.jpg
#1738 to #1737 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
something I like about the style of that last one :3

a.uguu.se/zkckfx.jpg
#1740 to #1739 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
you might have seen this gif already XD (it took a bit to upload)

a.uguu.se/pntmtt.gif
#1741 to #1740 - ministermax ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
I have! It's one of the only **** things i've got saved on here


puu.sh/lYAbJ/287bfd7551.jpg
#1742 to #1741 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
me too! It's really nice XD

a.uguu.se/gsrtbo.png
#1635 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
The best part of undertale is never playing the game and saving your money.
#1719 to #1635 - ministermax ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
DID I MENTION THERE WAS A TOTAL OF 3 ADORABLE CREATURES IN THE STORY I'M PARTIALLY RETELLING TO YOU?
#1721 to #1720 - ministermax ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
LOOK AT THIS SCENE
#1699 to #1635 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
I never said I wanna **** it
#1700 to #1699 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
PEDOPHILE
#1702 to #1701 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
pedo!
#1703 to #1702 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
I can't be stopped!
#1704 to #1703 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
I'll shoot you!
#1705 to #1704 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Who the **** draws this stuff
#1706 to #1705 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
pedophiles like you!
#1708 to #1707 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
SCUM!
#1709 to #1708 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
If liking lolis is wrong I don't wanna be right
#1710 to #1709 - SumoWamm (12/09/2015) [-]
...
perv
#1711 to #1710 - ministermax ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Perversion you say?

That's my favorite kinda **** !

puu.sh/lJnXa/9dc727168a.jpeg
#1712 to #1711 - SumoWamm (12/09/2015) [-]
GAAAAH
YOU PERVERY
#1713 to #1712 - ministermax ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
GUESS WHERE THIS ADORABLE THING CAME FROM
#1714 to #1713 - SumoWamm (12/09/2015) [-]
I'LL HAVE YOU ARRESTED
#1715 to #1714 - ministermax ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
IT SURE IS EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING
#1717 to #1716 - ministermax ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
I can't post the actual thing, but imagine a lot of **** happening with this adorable creature!
#1718 to #1717 - SumoWamm (12/09/2015) [-]
GET OUT
GET OUT
#1679 to #1635 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
for you
#1681 to #1680 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
but....das gai
#1682 to #1681 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
You're never even been curious to what throbbing cock would feel like in your mouth?
#1683 to #1682 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Nah dude, dicks are disgusting.
#1684 to #1683 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
But.
hot
#1685 to #1684 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
nein
#1688 to #1687 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
At least let me suck your dick...
#1689 to #1688 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
loli laughs at you trying to take her job
#1690 to #1689 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
At least i'm not a pedophile!
#1691 to #1690 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
I can sense the jealousy
#1692 to #1691 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
0% jealous, would rather be gay than be a pedo like you
#1693 to #1692 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Keep telling yourself that!
#1694 to #1693 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
I'm calling the cops, and telling them theres a pedophile that's growing weed
#1695 to #1694 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
The law is on my side!

Both loli and weed are legal in Michigan!
#1696 to #1695 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
That's disgusting.
#1698 to #1697 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
She's not even cute!
#1658 to #1635 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
I'd figure out the meaning of life though.

Probably not
#1659 to #1658 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
Tell issues with car
#1660 to #1659 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Nein
#1661 to #1660 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
Why not?
#1662 to #1661 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
why would I
#1663 to #1662 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
Because i'm an auto technician student..
I can give you a bit of insight
#1664 to #1663 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Nein.
#1665 to #1664 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
You're a butthead
#1666 to #1665 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Probably.
#1667 to #1666 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
Wanna bang?
#1669 to #1667 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Gimme booty not yours tho
#1670 to #1669 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
Only booty i have to offer is mine.
#1672 to #1671 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
I can do so much with my booty, want a lap dance?
#1674 to #1673 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
It's ok to indulge yourself in lewdness with a boy~
#1675 to #1674 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Boys aren't lolis though
#1676 to #1675 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
boys can be so hot thou
#1677 to #1676 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
nein
#1678 to #1677 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
boys are hot
#1668 to #1667 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Das gai
#1636 to #1635 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Piracy
#1637 to #1636 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
The best part of undertale is not downloading it and saving that space in your storage.
#1638 to #1637 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
handed to me in a flash drive?
#1639 to #1638 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
Wasted space on the flashdrive
#1640 to #1639 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
the flash drive was going to die in 2 hours?
#1641 to #1640 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
Are you retarded?
#1642 to #1641 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Probably.
#1643 to #1642 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
There's a cure.
#1644 to #1643 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
loli?
#1645 to #1644 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
No.
Inhaling large amounts of carbon monoxide
#1646 to #1645 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
I don't have the means to do that
#1647 to #1646 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
Inhale car exhaust
#1648 to #1647 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
I'd just pass out and wake up again, there's no enclosed spaces for it.
#1649 to #1648 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
Gasmask with a tube attached to the tail pipe
#1650 to #1649 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Car doesn't long enough for it to work though.
#1651 to #1650 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
....
you're so dumb, and you don't even smoke pot >.>
#1652 to #1651 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Bro, the car runs for like 5 minutes. I can't off my self on that
#1653 to #1652 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
Why does it only run for 5 minutes?
#1656 to #1653 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
The day I become a non-coward I could just do it with a couple of durable dog leashes.
#1657 to #1656 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
bro, dont' kill self
#1654 to #1653 - ministermax ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
A handful of issues
#1655 to #1654 - SumoWamm (12/08/2015) [-]
Sounds like more than a handful of issues.
Care to share those issues?
I can possibly help you figure it out.
#1558 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
#1627 to #1558 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
That is one glorious booty
#1629 to #1628 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Got any more?
#1631 to #1630 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
not as good
#1632 to #1631 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
you'll have to visit guardianatreyu if you want good booty
#1633 to #1632 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
the path to booty is blocked
#1634 to #1633 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
add him
he's always up for lewd talk
#1625 to #1558 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Have this while I load

puu.sh/lJIay/57d4850f7d.jpg
#1626 to #1625 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
Hot..
#1579 to #1558 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
?
#1580 to #1579 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
Those are the qualifying conditions for medical in minnesota.
#1599 to #1580 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Nope, i'm just a lackey
#1600 to #1599 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
Holy fug.
Edumacate urself about ur job
#1602 to #1601 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
Too bad i need to stop smoking for a while so i can get a job so I can smoke more, if that makes sense.
#1603 to #1602 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
It does
#1604 to #1603 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
I need money.
Oh and my mom found out i smoke and was mad, and asked where i get the money for it, and i told her I am spending the money i earned from working, and she said she didn't want it traced back to her because she has her name on my bank accounts. I told her that you don't buy weed with a debit card, so it's practically untracable. Cops don't care where you got the money for your weed.
#1605 to #1604 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Cops are mostly looking for sellers, not buyers. If they catch you doing it and it's not allowed the'll can you though.
#1606 to #1605 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
Not if you're cooperative, if you're asked if you have drugs, and you hand them over, you're so much less likely to get in big trouble, you might just get off with a possession ticket and such.
#1607 to #1606 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
I have a feeling the person's age is a big factor there.
#1609 to #1607 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
you can lose you liscense and stuff
#1608 to #1607 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
How so?
Oh, and you have factors like whether or not you're in a vehicle, if you are, you're more likely to get in big trouble.
#1610 to #1608 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Losing a license is a lot better than going to jail and having that on a record for a while.
#1611 to #1610 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
If you have lost your license for it, you probably went to court for it too, because they'll probably charge you with possession in a motor vehicle, and try and nab you for dui.
#1612 to #1611 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
It's not always that complicated though
#1613 to #1612 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
As a smoker that has to worry about these potential consequences, i can tell you, it can get very, very complicated.
#1620 to #1613 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
"As a smoker that has to worry about these potential consequences" is minor paranoia
#1621 to #1620 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
Being aware of something doesn't make me paranoid hun
#1624 to #1621 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Cya slut!
#1622 to #1621 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
The way you describe it made you sound a little paranoid there, baby cakes!
#1623 to #1622 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
Whatever bb
#1614 to #1613 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Yes, but there's 2 sides to the same coin, there's too many situational factors in it
#1615 to #1614 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
You just reaffirmed my statement.
#1618 to #1615 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
It is time for me to enjoy the DotAs
#1619 to #1618 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
bye bye nerd
#1616 to #1615 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Not really arguing against it, my point was that there's no point in being paranoid
#1617 to #1616 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
I never stated that I was paranoid?
#1581 to #1580 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
I'm not for or against the stuff, whatever happens happens
#1582 to #1581 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
Then why do you grow it?
#1583 to #1582 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Not growing it atm because it's a new location and we need the equipment for it.
Gonna try to convince everyone to take up a loan or something.
#1584 to #1583 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
Can't you just grow it outside?
Like throw the seeds down in the spring.
Sounds like a lot less of hassle
#1585 to #1584 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
I live in a trailer park, so... no.

The lot is rented but the house is ours, there's not enough space for the stuff outside and dealing with the light issues would be way too much of a hassle anyways. The walls need to be extended on in certain areas and we need to buy the plats, food and lighting as well.
#1586 to #1585 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
I know of some land that i could plant some stuff.
#1587 to #1586 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Well, there's really good money in it!
#1588 to #1587 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
I have 16 seeds of some homegrown and 2 bubba kush ones
#1589 to #1588 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
I'm not too familiar with all of the stuff I just assist in the growing
#1590 to #1589 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
Lol, you're growing it, and you don't know much about it?
Have you ever smoked it?
#1591 to #1590 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Nope, i'm pretty sure I told you that earlier.

Never smoked it, no plans on doing it either. It's not my job, other people do that.
I never claimed to be some sorta weed connoisseur, I just help grow the ****
#1592 to #1591 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
Ur a goofball mister max
#1593 to #1592 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
how so
#1594 to #1593 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
because i ******* said so.
#1595 to #1594 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
I don't try it because I know i'll love the **** out of it, and i'm already lazy enough as it is.
#1596 to #1595 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
It doesn't exactly make you lazy, it's all in how you use it, i use it for my anxiety and depression, doesn't exactly make me lazy, it makes me more willing to go out and do thing.

And if you don't wanna smoke it, that's fine.
#1597 to #1596 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
I've just got a feeling it'd make me lazy since i'm a lazy person
#1598 to #1597 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
Also depends on what you're smoking.
An indica is more likely to make you lazy, while a sativa is more like to keep you alert and focused and such.
You don't even know this basic stuff about weed?
#1559 to #1558 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
That looks really familiar
#1561 to #1560 - ministermax ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
What kinda stuff are you looking for?

Anime lewd? Almost hentai? Kitsunes, lolis?
#1562 to #1561 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
I'm just posting stuff
#1564 to #1563 - SumoWamm (12/07/2015) [-]
Amazing...
#1392 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
a wild kistune appears!
#1539 to #1392 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Hmm, that was better, yes
What's your reading on me then?

puu.sh/lJKWM/c159ad931a.gif
#1540 to #1539 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
oh wow that's a tough question.
Well here's a guess, not sure how accurate: you definitely seem to prefer smaller build and thighs. I kind of like thicker thighs for sure, which might be why I might be posting so-so images for you.
I think you like there being an assertive female (acting as you), or someone that can trigger a good response from the submissive.


a.uguu.se/emucdq.jpg
#1541 to #1540 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Hm, I think you're right

You're spot on with the hips thing for sure. I'm not sure if the smaller builds thing is because I prefer them, or if I just don't like how people portray larger builds. Could you elaborate on the last part?

puu.sh/lJLyZ/da5b88864a.jpg
#1542 to #1541 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
I kind of prefer the thicker thighs and hips. And I like seeing the thighs, which is separate form whether or not they have big boobies or not XD

Well it depends on the role you prefer taking part of in bed really. I assumed you preferred seeing a response from the more passive maybe timid partner. I don't know XD If I had to explain it maybe I was wrong!

a.uguu.se/kpmwva.jpg
#1543 to #1542 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
I completely agree with you!

I'm not too sure, I kinda figured i'd be the dominant type, but i've got no idea! The chance I had to test all that stuff was something I turned down a while back (I don't regret doing that though)

puu.sh/lJMbS/21c9fd0c67.jpg
Not sure if you'll like or dislike that picture based on the "fluids", so this is to test the waters! I'm not the biggest fan because of it, personally.
#1544 to #1543 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
oh that's what I was saying earlier! The assertive (or dominant) female in the pictures would be acting in your place on the more submissive girl.

a.uguu.se/qcgksx.jpg

I don't really like it seeing it around or on the girl. But I always had a fetish for creampie/nakadashi for some reason.
#1545 to #1544 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
I think you might be right

puu.sh/lJMPb/cfae580969.jpg
Who knows, maybe you've got some male love inside you! I have no idea
#1546 to #1545 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
there's a weird follow up question... did you wish you were a female?

a.uguu.se/ynxstk.png

well well... the other part of the fetish is that she has to be enjoying it!
#1547 to #1546 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
I've thought about that for a while and... no! I enjoy playing females and seeing the female side of things, I like the freedom to express heavy emotions without being judged for it, etc, but no actually. More or less, I love being a dude! If I was female though, i'd be lesbian guaranteed, I could never do anything with a dude.

How about you and being a guy?

puu.sh/lJNua/f5bab6c2ed.png

The plot thickens!

#1548 to #1547 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
wait wait... is that a typo? I'm a guy in real life though! But I'm maybe a closet trans.

a.uguu.se/tjiywa.jpg

well... usually if she's enjoying it (well anything!) then I'm happy XD
#1549 to #1548 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Hmm, no that wasn't a typo.

When you explained the whole sexuality thing all of your pictures mentioned lesbians and I just sorta rolled with it! That's a lot of confusion solved though. It's kinda safe to assume that the majority of people on this site are either guys or lesbians

puu.sh/lJO3S/c82aaf0314.jpeg
#1550 to #1549 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
Oh sorry, I was explaining it that way from all the lesbian stuff you posted and what pictures you enjoy >.<

this seems to happen a lot to me, don't feel bad >.<

a.uguu.se/bhktnf.jpg
#1551 to #1550 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
I think it's the typing style, but whatever man, **** happens!

puu.sh/lJOAz/829f7c0bf0.jpeg
#1552 to #1551 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
yeah don't worry about it at all.

I think you're just not convinced there might be a guy who likes lesbians more than you. I'm just kidding XD

a.uguu.se/vknhbu.jpg
#1553 to #1552 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
You can have the lesbians, i'll keep the kitsunes!
#1554 to #1553 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
what what, that's just playing dirty man!

a.uguu.se/idoanh.jpg
#1555 to #1554 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Dirty is my middle name!

But right now, so is sleep! So i'm off to bed!
#1556 to #1555 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
have a good night :3

was nice exchanging images ;3
#1557 to #1556 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Agreed! I look forward to doing it again whenever!
#1515 to #1392 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
How come?

lolis can love lolis
****** can love ******
and any mix of those!

I allow for it all!
#1516 to #1515 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
but but but I only like girls!
#1517 to #1516 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
That can be arranged!
#1518 to #1517 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
okay sounds cool :3
#1519 to #1518 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Knowing this, I don't have to hold back any of my pictures!

puu.sh/lJIay/57d4850f7d.jpg
#1520 to #1519 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
no need to ;3
#1521 to #1520 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
I just do it until I get a feel (or am told) of the other persons sexuality. Unless they're fine with everything or seeing other stuff as jokes!
#1522 to #1521 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
oh I see I see XD
#1525 to #1524 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Lesbians are pretty great
#1526 to #1525 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
for sure :3
#1528 to #1526 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
So, what is your ideal woman?
#1531 to #1528 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
hmmm that's a big question
I don't know! maybe one with a dick. JUST KIDDING JUST KIDDING
I definitely have a fetish for animal ears, the breasts just can't be massive, I definitely prefer a smaller frame, but still probably prefer something more developed, with curves. No tattoos or piercings. I don't know!
#1534 to #1533 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
I still need to pirate that game ;3

a.uguu.se/pkbnbu.png
#1537 to #1536 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
puu.sh/lJKFV/f07f9e9826.jpeg

Being picky is such a pain in the ass
#1538 to #1537 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
sorry sorry, I think I know what I have to change :3

a.uguu.se/sufjtc.jpg
#1529 to #1527 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
that was almost too sudden! XD
#1495 to #1392 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
I'm not sure, I know nothing about you other than your glorious liking of kitsunes
#1496 to #1495 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
The better question is why doesn't everyone else appreciate kitsune just as much! Just kidding of course!
#1497 to #1496 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
More for us!
#1498 to #1497 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
it's hard to find these types of images, they're randomly mixed in with some other images making them hard to find T.T
#1499 to #1498 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Gotta save 'em while they're around
#1500 to #1499 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
this one I made myself ;3
#1501 to #1500 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
very nice
#1502 to #1501 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
I have a lot of doujin pages saved... I just need to crop them
#1505 to #1504 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
So, will you join my collection of lolis?
#1506 to #1505 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
what benefits do you have? ;3
#1507 to #1506 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
It varies depending on the loli
#1508 to #1507 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
but but I have a trap avatar!
#1509 to #1508 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Then you'd be honorary "mess" cleaner!
#1510 to #1509 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
tell me more about the "mess" ;3
#1511 to #1510 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Well, if the other lolis are feeling lonely and end up creating a mess either with them selves or with me, then you get to clean it up.

Like a maid, except payment is in the occasional orange
#1512 to #1511 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
I need to figure out what I can do with these oranges, and fast!

wait, so what is your rank
#1513 to #1512 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
My rank? Master, of course.

As for orange redemption?
hmmm.... special doujins, kinky time with the other loli servants?
Kitsune pictures?
#1514 to #1513 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
I'm not sure about this... having a male master seems kinda weird...
#1475 to #1392 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
You're right, Ultima Online was released in 1997 while RuneScape was released in 2001.

Ultima doesn't look half bad for how old it is
#1476 to #1475 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
I played on a lot of 'emulated' servers for a bit. Custom housing was always cool too.

And houses weren't instanced. You would literally place them on the open world or trade them with other players.
#1477 to #1476 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Hmm, shame I missed that. I'm interested in eventually getting back into an MMO if you've got any suggestions

#1478 to #1477 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
I thought of trying FFXIV, but I don't really know yet.

Other than that I don't really have any good suggestions.

Here's a derpy FFXIV image I saw when someone was streaming it.
#1479 to #1478 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
A friend of mine keeps bugging me to get into that but I don't have the money for that **** .
I've been told it's good and beautiful
#1480 to #1479 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
For awhile you could get the base game for like 6$US on newegg and the expansion for like 14$US? I can't remember, but maybe I should have jumped on it. T.T

Here's a derpy Tera picture I took too.
#1481 to #1480 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Neat!

And it's the monthly stuff that screws me, not the initial.
I can't really recommend it because I haven't played it more than a few hours.
I believe there's a 1-2 week free trial you can use!
#1482 to #1481 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
I was thinking the initial game comes with a free month, but I'm not sure. Yeah the sub costs can be killer >.<

And Tera is free, but it feels like it's kind of an odd game to recommend to people sometimes.

How was Runescape's PvP anyway?
#1483 to #1482 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
You know, people mention Tera over and over and over again...
I'm gonna give it a shot in a bit, maybe even today. Any suggestions for a race or whatever?

RuneScape PvP was the only reason I played it, but some updates completely ruined the style I used and I was just sorta useless afterwards. Lots of fun though, a lot of skill used and a lot of stuff on the line In RuneScape if you died you either lost all of your items or close to all of your items you had with you, which could be weeks and months of work down the drain
#1484 to #1483 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure you're going to go Elin race ;3

For class, it really depends what you want to do. Healing, DPS, or Tanking?

I don't know if it's possible anymore... but buying the original Tera Online box, would give you all bank tabs unlocked (bank tabs shared between all characters on a server), more character slots, and more broker slots I think?

And be warned that some costume items are expensive >.<
#1485 to #1484 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Do you think it's worth getting into this late?
#1486 to #1485 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
I don't know! >.<

I haven't been playing it recently >.<
#1487 to #1486 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Also, talking about lewdness and healers
#1488 to #1487 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
See:
/Healers/funny-pictures/5715743/
Then see:
/Healers/funny-pictures/5715743/86#86

For Tera, Founder is what you get if you bought the box (I think I purchased it a long time ago for 8$):
support.enmasse.com/tera/tera-game-account-types#tiers

I don't know if you should get into it...
#1489 to #1488 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Little comics like that are pretty funny to me for some reason (the slutty variant)

And maybe, maybe not. I'm not too sure
#1490 to #1489 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
I think I know what you mean! This is kinda close...
#1492 to #1491 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
so... what do you think of futa...
#1493 to #1492 - ministermax ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
If it's futa on girl, I really don't mind.
Otherwise, can't say i'm a fan

How come?
#1494 to #1493 - shootinghotcream (12/05/2015) [-]
same here! When it's with a girl it becomes kind of nice ;3

I was asking mainly because of the image I posted earlier about "going to make you pregnant".

who knows maybe I'm into that ;3
#1455 to #1392 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Sorry, in another match with friends, trying to keep up

Not a fan of toys
#1456 to #1455 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
it's np, gives me some time to find that gif I was looking for.
a.uguu.se/qwsyut.jpg

got to break a few eggs to make an omelette

#1457 to #1456 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Love nekopara!
#1458 to #1457 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
here's an old Tera elin berserker gif

no idea how well this is going to upload
#1459 to #1458 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Pretty laggy
#1460 to #1459 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
Yeah it is! I guess because it was a gif. T.T

Oh well I wasted my time looking for that.
#1461 to #1460 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
nono, I see what you were trying to show!

It's pretty cool
#1462 to #1461 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
maybe I should have just looked for a screenshot, but I haven't played Tera in a few months, and most of my screenshots are just costumes (before they added a way to easily view them all in game).

oh well nevermind about it :3
#1463 to #1462 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
MMOs are viruses, they take away so much time, and you never really quit them
So many dark moments playing RS when I was younger, I was like an emo child
#1464 to #1463 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
I know exactly what you mean by it eating time >.<

I played a bunch of MMOs, but I could never got into runescape, but I guess that's starting to sound like a good thing >.<
#1465 to #1464 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
It is a very, very good thing (unless you were the pvp kinda guy/gal, then RuneScape was ******* amazing until a certain update)

Which MMOs have you played?
#1466 to #1465 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
The ones I focused on were probably: Ultima Online, Everquest, WoW, Tera
And a little bit of: Everquest 2, Wildstar, LotR, AC2, and I'm sure I forgot some.

Recently probably WoW and Tera a few months ago.
#1467 to #1466 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
never could get into WoW
#1468 to #1467 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
During my early WoW days, there was something really nice about logging in early in the morning with a cup of coffee and getting some quests done.

That could apply to other MMOs too though!
#1469 to #1468 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh, I know the feeling really well.

#1470 to #1469 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
The last time I played runescape, it looked nothing like that!
#1471 to #1470 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, it looked horrible.
It was wonderful
#1472 to #1471 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
I think that's how it looked...

I was trying to find my old Ultima Online screen shots, despite being an old game, there's still some charm to the graphics.
#1473 to #1472 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
that picture

and yeah, there's an odd attraction to sub-par graphics that tried their hardest at the time.
#1474 to #1473 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
Ultima Online predates Runescape by 3-4 years I think.

Here's a random picture.
#1433 to #1392 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
I don't mind either way, i've got boatloads of cuteness!
#1434 to #1433 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
me too :3

I'm actively searching for these :3
#1436 to #1434 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Sounds creepy though.
#1439 to #1438 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
I think i'm all out, this is the closest I have
#1440 to #1439 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
RIP petting thread :3

that one is kinda lewd ;3
#1441 to #1440 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
I think you and I have different ideas of lewdness
#1442 to #1441 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
maybe ;3

I was going to post this as a response to "do it more" earlier, but held off
#1443 to #1442 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
No holding back allowed!
#1444 to #1443 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
how about this then? ;3
a.uguu.se/efmafi.png
#1445 to #1444 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Not bad! I'd raise you something else, but i'm waaaaaaay too picky

Lewdness: puu.sh/lJneq/e32a95fcb9.jpg
#1446 to #1445 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
interesting ;3

I think I might be making progress!
#1447 to #1446 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
I like things, i just don't "like like" them. Even with that **** comp.

puu.sh/lJnuG/97aaa60d12.jpg
#1448 to #1447 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
this sounds like a challenge to find your fetish(es) >:333
a.uguu.se/oxqasy.png
#1449 to #1448 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Sounds good to me! And not bad!

I know of a few fetishes that I have (fox girls being one of them), but even with those i'm just overly picky. It's a curse.

puu.sh/lJnXa/9dc727168a.jpeg
#1450 to #1449 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
I'm pretty picky too! I would usually go for the cutesy stuff :3

Are you into MMOs? Have you played Tera before? :3
#1451 to #1450 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
cutesy stuff can be good! loli has that sometimes...

And kind of, I used to play RuneScape for the longest time.. stopped playing it though. Got a maxxed character on GW2.. never played Tera, lots of people say it's super good. I take it you play Tera?
#1452 to #1451 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
I think I see where this is going ;3

a.uguu.se/lieawl.jpg

I was trying to find that Tera gif but failed. But you might like the Elin race from it :3
#1453 to #1452 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Ok, that's good
#1435 to #1434 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Girl petting is pretty great
#1437 to #1435 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
awww yushhh
#1415 to #1414 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
all this stuff is so good
#1416 to #1415 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
Thank you :3

I like your images too :3
#1430 to #1429 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
this one is not like the others :3
#1431 to #1430 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
I can't seem to find things in my folders that aren't either completely safe for work or completely porn
#1432 to #1431 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
That seems to be a common problem XD

we can stop for now if you'd like >.< or switch to another theme :3

#1393 to #1392 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Awww yeah

That's an orange for you my friend!
#1394 to #1393 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
I can redeem oranges for something cool? :3
#1395 to #1394 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
I haven't thought of any orange hand-in prizes, i'll get back to you on that
#1396 to #1395 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
"when life gives you oranges..."

I don't even like orange juice that much
#1397 to #1396 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Neither do I, but they're good on their lonesome!

What led to you sending me cuteness?
#1398 to #1397 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
you're acting as if I need a reason to share kitsunes ;3

nothing lewd! I'm not lewd, just ignore the name >.<

wait who mentioned lewd?
#1399 to #1398 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
I posted a **** comp for the first and only time, it's got a kitsune on there!
#1400 to #1399 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
but that's lewd! I gave you a thumb ;3

"It's not about the thumbs, thumbs, thumbs" in case you've never heard the song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMxX-QOV9tI#t=01m01s
#1401 to #1400 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Lewd stuff is good stuff! inb4 ban
#1402 to #1401 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
Could just use links, like:
uguu.se/

:3
#1403 to #1402 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
I like to live dangerously!
#1405 to #1404 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
It really is a wonderful day when someone randomly dumps their kitsune folder onto my profile!

<--- look at thaaaaaatttttttt
#1406 to #1405 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
now you're making me jealous of you! haha it's okay you don't have to post kistune on my profile

a.uguu.se/pvxtvb.png

cuteee >.<
#1407 to #1406 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Ey, i'm gonna be posting slowly for a bit, gonna play some DotA with some friends!

I'll try to post a picture or two occasionally!
#1408 to #1407 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
That's no problem! I might take a break from posting too >.<

a.uguu.se/fgsqdz.jpg

links only last 24 hours I think?
#1409 to #1408 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh **** , i'll be sure to save them then!

Thanks for stopping by!
#1410 to #1409 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
no problem! Good luck on your DotA game :3
#1411 to #1410 - ministermax ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Thanks

have patsies
#1412 to #1411 - shootinghotcream (12/04/2015) [-]
awesome >.<
#1363 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
#1389 to #1388 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
You know what
#1365 to #1363 - ministermax ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Holy goddamn typing is hard.

"I was going to record my self saying "I don't get it" but it made it sound like it was modified or something
#1366 to #1365 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
I bet your mic just sucks
#1367 to #1366 - ministermax ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
It sucks big time, but the output only sounds like **** through FJ's voice system, nothing else.
#1368 to #1367 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Sure
#1370 to #1369 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Suuure
#1372 to #1371 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
If you so desire.
#1373 to #1372 - ministermax ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Awwww yeeee
#1374 to #1373 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Silly face!
#1375 to #1374 - ministermax ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
no u
#1376 to #1375 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
ye
#1377 to #1376 - ministermax ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Except not really
#1378 to #1377 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Exactly
#1380 to #1378 - ministermax ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
I don't have any ahegao
#1381 to #1380 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
bad
#1385 to #1384 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
#1364 to #1363 - ministermax ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
I was going to record me saying "I don't get it" but it makes my sound like it's modifier or something
#1347 - compared ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Ey homie.
#1362 to #1347 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Seems like a perv.
#1348 to #1347 - ministermax ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
what up
#1349 to #1348 - compared ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Not much, just got back from my holiday.
#1350 to #1349 - ministermax ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Took a break from work?
#1351 to #1350 - compared ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Went to tenerife.
#1352 to #1351 - ministermax ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Must'v been pretty cool if you like those types of places!
#1353 to #1352 - compared ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Yeah it was good to get some winter sun.
#1355 to #1353 - ministermax ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
GLORIOUS COLD
#1354 to #1353 - ministermax ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
That's super ******* lame cool!
#1356 to #1354 - compared ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
It's too cold here in Scotland I don't like it.
#1357 to #1356 - ministermax ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Seems like most people prefer hot to cold, I can't stand it.
Though, spain might be a tolerable heat. Japan is not though, it's the worst

Is Spain humid?
#1358 to #1357 - compared ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Nah its a nice dry heat.
#1360 to #1358 - ministermax ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Anything to do in spain?
#1361 to #1360 - compared ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Yeah loads, I pretty much just chilled out by the pool most of the time though. Went to a water park on Tuesday.
#1359 to #1358 - ministermax ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Nice is relative, but alright. Good to hear
#1317 - megpoidgumibear (11/14/2015) [-]
honk
#1318 to #1317 - ministermax ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
honk honk
#1320 to #1319 - ministermax ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
-insert picture of a beard made of diamonds-
#1322 to #1321 - ministermax ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, you're right
#1323 to #1322 - megpoidgumibear (11/14/2015) [-]
Is that GJ-Bu?
megumi best steakgrill
#1324 to #1323 - ministermax ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
Older sister of megumi
#1325 to #1324 - megpoidgumibear (11/14/2015) [-]
I'M NOT A ******* DUMB **** OKAY
GLORIOUS MEGPOIDGUMIBEAR
SEEN GJ-BU OVER 10000 TIMES
FILTHY PRESIDENT GO HOME
#1326 to #1325 - ministermax ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
yfw
#1327 to #1326 - megpoidgumibear (11/14/2015) [-]
kinda
what u doin bb
#1328 to #1327 - ministermax ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
Fallout 4ing
and Dotaing.

You?
#1329 to #1328 - megpoidgumibear (11/14/2015) [-]
FO4
Pornography
music

You?
#1307 - xxdarkdanxx (11/10/2015) [-]
h-hi
#1308 to #1307 - ministermax ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
What up
#1309 to #1308 - xxdarkdanxx (11/10/2015) [-]
Nothing much other than a night of mild regret and fatigue-induced depression.

What up with you?
#1310 to #1309 - ministermax ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Regret for what?

And really there's nothing happening with me

here
is orange
orange 4 u
#1311 to #1310 - xxdarkdanxx (11/10/2015) [-]
Regret for a couple of things I did, and regret for a couple of things I didn't do.
Today was actually an amazing too, but then night time hit and it kinda just down spiraled.

Cmon there's gotta be sooomething.
It's been forever since we talked.

Also ty, i love oranges, I don't get to eat enough of them
#1312 to #1311 - ministermax ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Well, nothing happy or significant has been happening with me.
Feel free to explain your mistakes if you want.

I've been searching for jobs and watching all of my **** around me break, and that's about all that's happening.
#1313 to #1312 - xxdarkdanxx (11/10/2015) [-]
Sorry, it was late and I went to bed. I'm feeling significantly better now that I'm not tired though.
Probably the biggest thing that actually matters is that I haven't been working at all on a couple of school projects. I gotta hand in an essay on Friday and I haven't started at all.

I should probably be searching for a job myself, but there's not much around here other than being a cashier or working in fast food, which is both things I really do not want to do.
#1314 to #1313 - ministermax ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
I'd recommend looking for night work in stocking.

Fun, quiet, good perks (if you've got a nice manager), decent pay, easier to obtain.
You generally need to ask if positions are open though.
#1315 to #1314 - xxdarkdanxx (11/10/2015) [-]
iunno how I'd be able to find a job like that tbh

To be fair I haven't really looked that hard, but I doubt that there are that many places around here that would have that kind of work, and even less of them that would have open positions. Night work would be pretty neat considering I'm up all night anyway
#1316 to #1315 - ministermax ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
You could ask most stores that aren't family owned i'd think.

They're generally much more available because many people who are looking for jobs are students and older folk, both which usually either value their night time more than others (for partying or other things), so if you feel you have nights free and would have no issue with it, you might have a decent chance.
#1306 - hightechlowlife ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
And a shake n' bacon for you.
#1289 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
I got a second monitor with 5:4 aspect ratio. Gibe a wallpaper.
#1290 to #1289 - ministermax ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
I can give you wallpapers, they're not 5:4.

What kind are you looking for?

I have sci-fi, fantasy, some anime, some silly, some others.
#1291 to #1290 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
Lewd/cute anime
#1292 to #1291 - ministermax ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
All of my stuff is super SFW. Nothing too "cute" either
#1293 to #1292 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
wow. You suck.
#1294 to #1293 - ministermax ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
I haz dis
#1295 to #1294 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
meh. I'm just gonna pick a random ass picture from sankaku
#1296 to #1295 - ministermax ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
an dis
#1298 to #1297 - ministermax ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
"Access denied"
#1299 to #1298 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
puu.sh/l6XYK/7470326b2e.jpg
God damn links. How do they work.
#1300 to #1299 - ministermax ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
Not what I was expecting!
#1301 to #1300 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
I did say "a random ass picture from sankaku". Didn't I?
#1302 to #1301 - ministermax ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
You smart ass
#1304 to #1303 - ministermax ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
Butts are the best though.
#1305 to #1304 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
I can agree with that
#1286 - skullhead (11/01/2015) [-]
don't drink sugary drinks
be consistent with your workouts
cut down on the fat and carbs (eat chicken and veggies) etc.
and willpower is key, always remember that

cardio is key for losing weight and running is probably the best workout, but you should walk at a brisk pace until you build up the stamina to a point where you can comfortably run without dying, that's what I did

don't put more calories into your body than you need, and burn what you eat, and it'll happen in no time
#1287 to #1286 - ministermax ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
I appreciate it.
#1288 to #1287 - skullhead (11/01/2015) [-]
a year from today, you're gonna wish you started today
day by day, it'll be a breeze
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