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#10 - > Cosplays as SnowWhite, still wears burca  [+] (4 replies) 03/18/2016 on Not my school +8
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#14 - foelkera (03/18/2016) [-]
she ain't even white
#15 - accountforstripey (03/18/2016) [-]
she ain't even snow
#16 - shadowbndg (03/18/2016) [-]
I don't know why you got thumbed down, that was funny.
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#25 - accountforstripey (03/18/2016) [-]
anon didn't like the joke. I can respect that.
#7 - Becuase... reasons...  [+] (11 replies) 03/14/2016 on You could say its... +22
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#14 - masanori (03/15/2016) [-]
I'm legitimately angry that I can't fuck anime characters.

I have sex with real women, I do, but anime women can have been custom designed to appeal to men; they have simple, well known personalities designed to make at least one of them appealing to any man, are so perfectly proportioned, have no flaws whatsoever, and can even have exaggerated or idealized features and proportions real women can't have without them looking weird (for example, I like how anime breasts start right up near the collar bone and even when they are ridiculously oversized they remain shapely and perky).

Because I've grown up watching anime and inserting myself into the story (especially when I was younger), the characters automatically register as relatable people to me and therefore do not seem out of sexual bounds and have a unique appeal that is different from real women which becomes more and more alluring the more ordinary seeing and touching real naked bodies becomes, like they're the forbidden fruit I've yet to taste but always wanted.
#18 - mrgamerscode (03/16/2016) [-]
Maybe if there truly is a heaven that's what's up there. one can only hope.
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#19 - masanori (03/16/2016) [-]
Oh god, Holli Would.

Now you're making it worse.

Sometimes I wish I'd never gotten into hentai. Then I wouldn't be missing something I can't have. But I love it. I don't want to give it up, but the more I indulge in it, the more I want to actually experience it. It's a vicious cycle.
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#20 - mrgamerscode (03/16/2016) [-]
one of the buddha's teachings: is all life is suffering. also points for recognizing the image
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#21 - masanori (03/16/2016) [-]
All of my hopes are in VR making my dreams seem real.

And of course; she's probably the hottest cartoon babe ever.
#22 - mrgamerscode (03/16/2016) [-]
Man VR is risky business it either will be great and you'll end like fry in that one ep of futurama or it'll be awful and you'll PTSD also jessica rabbit though
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#24 - masanori (03/16/2016) [-]
I wouldn't mind ending up like Fry did with Lucy Liu, and honestly I think once I had a good go of it I'd be able to go back to normal life. Yes, it would take a long time to fuck every anime and cartoon character I want in every scenario I want to do it in, but once I'd actually lived the fantasy I think my MIGHTY NEED for it would weaken. If it didn't work for me I think I'd walk away before it damaged me.

Jessica Rabbit is fucking hot, no doubt, but I think I prefer Holli. I think her body appeals to me more because her proportions are a little more realistic. I also have a thing for gritty girls, I have a thing for fit girls, and I will always have a thing for aggressive women (she totally fucks that dude). I like that the animators did such a good job especially considering it was a low end movie creating a dancer's physique for her and making it move to match. She was fit yet slender, toned yet full. Her ass, dude...Her ass...
#25 - mrgamerscode (03/16/2016) [-]
ayyyy cheers to the dream i mean if i could slide into makoto kusangi's DMs just once....
and honestly i think jessica and holli are petty much tied in my book
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#26 - masanori (03/16/2016) [-]
She has her own unique appeal. Every artstyle and character design does. Then there's the variety of context and back story...Sure would take me a long time.

I'm definitely not saying I'd pass up either one or telling you you're wrong. They're both insanely hot and honestly, IMO, way beyond what exists in reality. At the very least they're at a level of attractiveness and allure that is insanely rare in real life.
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#23 - mrgamerscode (03/16/2016) [-]
have* (dammit)
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