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#41 - Only real reason Mastiff's are expensive is because of how rar…  [+] (1 reply) 11/01/2016 on doggs 0
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#43 - belshir (11/01/2016) [-]
if i wasnt gunna get a mastif itd be a toss up between english bulldog or a french bulldog, the french are cute and spunky but the english are tough as nails and just better looking, shame about the health problems tho, anyway lad im off to bed, nice talking with you
#35 - The original mastiff's didn't have the flab I don't believe, b…  [+] (5 replies) 11/01/2016 on doggs +2
#37 - centifolia (11/01/2016) [-]
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**centifolia rolled image**Damn, that's horrible
I hope breeders would get to bring them back some practical design
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#51 - cackrel (11/02/2016) [-]
If you want a practical dog go for sheepdogs then.
#66 - hpcghia (11/02/2016) [-]
Or Belgian Malinois. Pic related.
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#56 - venomousvalentine (11/02/2016) [-]
My dad got an australian cattle herding dog, and he's just a big stupid oaf man. They have too much energy for how clumsy they are.
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#42 - millennial (11/01/2016) [-]
I do too. The flabs are kind of a health risk, as it can make breathing difficult for them.
#33 - Oh for sure dude, they are some ugly sons of bitches, but I sw…  [+] (3 replies) 11/01/2016 on doggs 0
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#36 - belshir (11/01/2016) [-]
i live in halls atm so no pets, but i for sure want a nice lovely snek and a breed of large dog, because i fucking hate yippy pieces of shit, they are basically rats, and situationally trusting. Mastifs are high on the list despite price.
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#41 - millennial (11/01/2016) [-]
Only real reason Mastiff's are expensive is because of how rare they are. They're really difficult to breed, and with a short life span there's not many opportunities to make a litter in their life time. My aunt has been breeding them for 30 years and she's gotten maybe 15 litters in that time. With that and high demand, prices are gonna be steep. She sells for 3k a pup, and they sell like hot cakes.

If you want a substitute mastiff though, I'd recommend a Rottweiler or Boxer. They both act like Neapolitan's and are some of the best dogs around, if you don't mind the social stigma attached to Rottweilers.
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#43 - belshir (11/01/2016) [-]
if i wasnt gunna get a mastif itd be a toss up between english bulldog or a french bulldog, the french are cute and spunky but the english are tough as nails and just better looking, shame about the health problems tho, anyway lad im off to bed, nice talking with you
#30 - Tibetan Mastiff's are awesome, but Neapolitan Mastiff's are go…  [+] (18 replies) 11/01/2016 on doggs +31
#54 - randomzdude (11/02/2016) [-]
Love them! Had a friend who had one named Winston.
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#45 - liero (11/01/2016) [-]
the dude even looks like it's named Churchill
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#46 - millennial (11/01/2016) [-]
Lol that's not actually my dog Churchill, that's just a pic from Google.
Churchill was solid black but had almost the exact same facial features as the pic.
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#47 - liero (11/01/2016) [-]
that makes Churchill even more churchill-y
#32 - centifolia (11/01/2016) [-]
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**centifolia rolled image**Can someone explain to me the evolutionary advantage of having so much flabby skin?
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#64 - porcelainpupper (11/02/2016) [-]
Shar Pei skin they help for fighting, if you try to grab on to them they can still attack you pretty easily. I've also herd they help drain blood away from the eyes during fights.
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#35 - millennial (11/01/2016) [-]
The original mastiff's didn't have the flab I don't believe, but after World War 1 they almost went extinct, so they bred them with other dogs to try and bring the breed back, and increased flab was one of the side effects I think.
#37 - centifolia (11/01/2016) [-]
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**centifolia rolled image**Damn, that's horrible
I hope breeders would get to bring them back some practical design
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#51 - cackrel (11/02/2016) [-]
If you want a practical dog go for sheepdogs then.
#66 - hpcghia (11/02/2016) [-]
Or Belgian Malinois. Pic related.
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#56 - venomousvalentine (11/02/2016) [-]
My dad got an australian cattle herding dog, and he's just a big stupid oaf man. They have too much energy for how clumsy they are.
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#42 - millennial (11/01/2016) [-]
I do too. The flabs are kind of a health risk, as it can make breathing difficult for them.
#34 - belshir (11/01/2016) [-]
there aint, same reason we bred dogs to look like this fucking thing, cuz we could
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#31 - belshir (11/01/2016) [-]
they are the ugliest dog to ever be beautiful, like you said damn loyal too
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#33 - millennial (11/01/2016) [-]
Oh for sure dude, they are some ugly sons of bitches, but I swear to they're the greatest dogs. My aunt breeds a liter of Neapolitan's every other year or so and it's damn near impossible to separate the mother from the pups. When they grow up, they get that same type of love and care for their owners.
Churchill would never let anybody into my room at night when I was sleeping and he always had to do to "patrols" around the house once everybody was in bed. And God help you if Churchill saw you be mean to anybody in my family. My sister and her boyfriend would play fight and Churchill would think he was actually hitting her and go after his ass. Needless to say it was hilarious.
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#36 - belshir (11/01/2016) [-]
i live in halls atm so no pets, but i for sure want a nice lovely snek and a breed of large dog, because i fucking hate yippy pieces of shit, they are basically rats, and situationally trusting. Mastifs are high on the list despite price.
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#41 - millennial (11/01/2016) [-]
Only real reason Mastiff's are expensive is because of how rare they are. They're really difficult to breed, and with a short life span there's not many opportunities to make a litter in their life time. My aunt has been breeding them for 30 years and she's gotten maybe 15 litters in that time. With that and high demand, prices are gonna be steep. She sells for 3k a pup, and they sell like hot cakes.

If you want a substitute mastiff though, I'd recommend a Rottweiler or Boxer. They both act like Neapolitan's and are some of the best dogs around, if you don't mind the social stigma attached to Rottweilers.
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#43 - belshir (11/01/2016) [-]
if i wasnt gunna get a mastif itd be a toss up between english bulldog or a french bulldog, the french are cute and spunky but the english are tough as nails and just better looking, shame about the health problems tho, anyway lad im off to bed, nice talking with you
#98 - There's at least 3  [+] (1 reply) 10/31/2016 on doggos and their puppers +8
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#105 - evenbiggerfagget (10/31/2016) [-]
well you're not wrong.
#41 - We know. 10/31/2016 on Shaddy daddy +14
#17 - You're right...its advanced **** posting! No but seriously…  [+] (2 replies) 10/31/2016 on Let the Emails hit the floor! 0
#19 - averagewhitekid (10/31/2016) [-]
Gotcha fam
#20 - millennial (10/31/2016) [-]
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**millennial rolled image**My boi
#15 - Oh I know, I remember the dawn of **** posting on this site du…  [+] (4 replies) 10/31/2016 on Let the Emails hit the floor! 0
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#16 - averagewhitekid (10/31/2016) [-]
I really just feel bad for him now. Years ago he was only a slightly autistic regular on the video game board. Now he's losing jobs and blowing all of his money on fucking Asami treating Korra like a slave. Like what has to actually happen to you in your life for you to just go off the edge like that. Its one thing to be like that Bieber kid who just downloads Bieber pictures and shitposts for nothing. Its another to be literally throwing hundreds of dollars into a 6 second animation of people cutting down trees. That can't just be regular shitposting.
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#17 - millennial (10/31/2016) [-]
You're right...its advanced shit posting!
No but seriously, that is fucked up. I remember back when boards first starters, and specifically on the VGB, people would shit post as video game characters all the time. Not gonna lie, I even got in on it on one old account and just used Garrus photos with stupid ass responses. Hard to believe he delved off the deep end like that and became the literal epitome of shit posting. If I had the webm saved, I'd post the it's time to stop thingy.
#19 - averagewhitekid (10/31/2016) [-]
Gotcha fam
#20 - millennial (10/31/2016) [-]
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**millennial rolled image**My boi