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mikhailovych

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Date Signed Up:10/24/2011
Last Login:5/25/2015
Location:New Zealand
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#288 - No that would make it even more hilarious One of them was … 08/21/2014 on Will F for thumbs +1
#286 - She did **** 5 guys Not at once, but 5 different guys  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Will F for thumbs 0
#287 - Phoeniix (08/21/2014) [-]
please tell me it wasnt at a 5guys burger and fries...
User avatar #288 - mikhailovych (08/21/2014) [-]
No that would make it even more hilarious
One of them was in the married guy's bedroom
#281 - A game developer ****** 5 different game reviewers for …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Will F for thumbs +1
#326 - anonymous (08/21/2014) [-]
no, she is a front line cunt that has no idea what a feminist is or what actual feminism is about...not that I do either but she certainly doesn't.
#290 - Helle (08/21/2014) [-]
for the last fucking time there is no reviews, she got coverage yes but no reviews!!
#284 - Phoeniix (08/21/2014) [-]
so then where does the 5guys burgers and fries come in, she didnt fuck 5 guys did she?
User avatar #286 - mikhailovych (08/21/2014) [-]
She did fuck 5 guys
Not at once, but 5 different guys
#287 - Phoeniix (08/21/2014) [-]
please tell me it wasnt at a 5guys burger and fries...
User avatar #288 - mikhailovych (08/21/2014) [-]
No that would make it even more hilarious
One of them was in the married guy's bedroom
#19 - Ok that brass knuckle/gun/knife is **** It's called… 08/20/2014 on Things to confront zombies... 0
#86 - Picture 08/18/2014 on Heard you liked wallpaper... 0
#34 - They should make a Morrowind Anniversary version, would take a…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2014 on The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim... 0
User avatar #38 - demandsgayversion (08/17/2014) [-]
Some people are remaking morrowind in skyrim. I don't know how far in they are, but I don't think it's released yet - they have to remake assets and shit. I just assume I'll hear about it when it's done.
#39 - blancka (08/17/2014) [-]
Morroblivion still hasn't been finished
#3170 - **mikhailovych rolls 850,172** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#44 - That crossed out part.. This is genuinely one of the stupi… 08/14/2014 on Mulan FTW +1
#36 - Should have worn ear protection you doss cunt  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Just like his ancestors 0
User avatar #43 - roninneko (08/10/2014) [-]
The guy is literally terrified of firearms. Every time the DS cycled the action or moved the safety and it made a noise, he flinched and whimpered when it wasn't even loaded.
#45 - boothead (08/10/2014) [-]
I feel people like him write gun control for a living...
User avatar #38 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
He is, they gave them the disposable ear buds in the video.
#4 - This ******* kid He knows how to play cool &quo…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/09/2014 on If something goes wrong,... +34
User avatar #5 - meganinja (08/09/2014) [-]
Yes you can yell at him for saluting. You aren't supposed to salute unless you're in a uniform, or used to be a service member.
#18 - IamWhoIam (08/09/2014) [-]
He is in uniform you plebe. He's in his band uniform. Saluting isn't just a military thing.
User avatar #24 - meganinja (08/09/2014) [-]
No it's not just a military thing. Police and firefighter uniforms also count, and as such they are allowed to salute.
#26 - IamWhoIam (08/09/2014) [-]
It's not just a uniformed service that counts. Salutes are signs of respect not some high and mighty thing that only soldiers or people wearing uniforms can do. That's what I was trying to say.
User avatar #27 - meganinja (08/09/2014) [-]
No anybody can give out a salute, but not during the playing of the national anthem (ergo saluting the flag), which is reserved for service members, or those who used to be. And by service members I don't mean only military, but as I said police and I think firefighters also are allowed to salute the flag.

I'm in a military academy, and whenever I'm in uniform going around civilian areas people tend to occasionally salute me, often improperly. I salute them back, and I appreciate the gesture.

#28 - IamWhoIam (08/09/2014) [-]
OK good. I didn't know we were assuming it was the National Anthem playing.
User avatar #29 - meganinja (08/09/2014) [-]
I don't see why else he would have saluted. We don't have audio but i think it's safe to assume it was the national anthem.
User avatar #30 - IamWhoIam (08/09/2014) [-]
He's like an early teenage nerdy boy. We don't know what's going on in his head. But national anthem is clearly the best bet.
#14 - morelazors (08/09/2014) [-]
Never mind, found it
#17 - carrotpotato (08/09/2014) [-]
What the fuck is going on in this .gif?
User avatar #23 - morelazors (08/09/2014) [-]
I believe the football player tried to salute the marine, and he doesn't like that kind of thing.
User avatar #21 - imdatboy (08/09/2014) [-]
Was curious aswell.
Only one I found.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoL0jlfB-mY
User avatar #13 - morelazors (08/09/2014) [-]
Where's the gif of that one guy screaming at someone for trying to salute him?
#23 - ******* Lacroix ******* Ming Xiao **…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on That's kinda fucked up 0
User avatar #28 - lavitts (08/09/2014) [-]
Hey man, Nines was okay.
He's no Smilin' Jack though.
#139 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on What are men for +8
#159 - lesolan (08/08/2014) [-]
#1441 - Try Wesp's unofficial patch 9.0 08/08/2014 on What games have aged... 0
#646 - Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2014 on What games have aged... +6
User avatar #1430 - desacabose (08/08/2014) [-]
That I can't get to work
User avatar #1441 - mikhailovych (08/08/2014) [-]
Try Wesp's unofficial patch 9.0
#680 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
lol what fuck no
#121 - Except the big one everyone ******* forgets THERE A…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Boom, your mind is now blown +3
User avatar #129 - DoktorHax (08/06/2014) [-]
Arrows maximum range straight up= no more than 200-odd meters.

Eagles maximum altitude= over a kilometer. Both these are very rough figures, but you can see what i mean.
#228 - It's not his fault guys, we shouldn't thumb him down  [+] (4 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Stay in school guys +4
User avatar #291 - drewhamster (08/07/2014) [-]
Thank you. You may have been a crucial part in saving me.
User avatar #230 - subtard (08/06/2014) [-]
Roll the dice, pay the price.
User avatar #292 - drewhamster (08/07/2014) [-]
Goddamnit you're right. I'm going to remember that from now on.
#252 - strilliade (08/06/2014) [-]
Thats fantastic.
#55 - I like to think it's because some girl called him ugly and he … 08/01/2014 on It's a Trap +2
#1 - From if anyone's interested 07/31/2014 on #DontKillSeanBean +1
#14 - Inb4 Sejuani has to kill a bitch for taking her waifu In f…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2014 on This is going to be... +12
User avatar #89 - hokeymon (07/31/2014) [-]
I main sejuani in team rank.. She's still as strong as I remember.
#44 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
#51 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
I think keima chose the wrong heroine. I would have chosen Elsie
#101 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
I don't know, Chihiro seems like a good choice.
They were the only two who liked him for being him after all.
#14 - See I would agree with you but you got hit by an arrow trap … 07/28/2014 on "Fun" House +18
#10 - **** you  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Tales of Valoran #41 +2
#13 - pilly (07/28/2014) [-]
Is there a larger copy of this? Damn that would make such a neat wallpaper..
Pic sort of related
#34 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
Heretic!
#35 - slikmonkey (07/28/2014) [-]
#61 - madzombiie (08/01/2014) [-]
this is my kinda thread
User avatar #23 - mathmanchris (07/28/2014) [-]
Draaaaaiana?
#8 - So in America is it a thing where your Defence force personnel…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2014 on normal day at the market... -3
User avatar #14 - neogrungist (07/27/2014) [-]
A lot of people used to do it a bit more but recently the regs were "clarified" and it was brought to everyone's attention that unless you're on post you're not supposed to run errands in a military uniform. That includes stopping by the grocery store on the way home from work. However it is still acceptable to grab a bite to eat in uniform during your breakfast or lunch break and on your way home from work.
#13 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
Well, if you took 30 minutes from work to get something to eat, would you change out of your uniform and then go eat or just keep it on so you don't have to put it back on when you get back to work?
User avatar #11 - luckyspirit (07/27/2014) [-]
It's the uniform and if you're on base you're allowed some down time to go out and do stuff (get a coffee, go out to lunch, etc). It's a bit silly to change into civilian clothing before going out since you have to go back to base anyway, and I think if you're on-duty you're supposed to keep it on anyway.
User avatar #10 - ispn (07/27/2014) [-]
It is really rare unless the person is active military and is stationed on a near by base. Military personnel wear their uniforms in public because they have to wear them on base during training, meeting with a CO, etc... so most of them will just wear it when they go out so they don't change four times a day.
User avatar #9 - honzo (07/27/2014) [-]
It's not really combat gear, it's just the uniform. And yeah, some people decide to, though it's not really something you see everyday walking down the street.
#41 - I always used the revolver for the final dead eye, just doesn'… 07/23/2014 on Remember this? 0
#21 - Fun fact that is following Deadpool's character as during one …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on deadpool +2
User avatar #64 - schneidend (07/23/2014) [-]
Deadpool has his priorities in order. He can kill somebody for obscene amounts of cash any time, but a great rack like Domino's isn't willing to go on a date with him very often.
#96 - Cannot ******* wait for Civil war and world war Hulk  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on I love Marvel movies +2
User avatar #110 - Crusader (07/22/2014) [-]
Good luck getting Civil War.

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#410 - boxxyguevara (12/12/2014) [-]
Oh my god, you're still on here? Wow, some things never change. Pic unrealted
Oh my god, you're still on here? Wow, some things never change. Pic unrealted
User avatar #407 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
One of those people with an icon by that one person from long ago.
User avatar #409 to #408 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
How does that make you feel?
#406 to #405 - jimmypageftw ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #403 - ghostofmikail ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, at long last, I've found my name sharer.

Long time no see, Mikhail.
User avatar #401 - mikhailovych (02/11/2014) [-]
This is genuinely one of the stupidest thoughts a person can have. Listen, fag:

Since our hairy asses began to walk upright, We had one major goal as men: To make everything within eyesight bend to our will. We broke bones and cut our flesh rending the ground beneath us into something hospitable in an otherwise brutal and unforgiving nightmare. We fought every beast we could find in a quest for dominance, Then, when we stood atop the mound of corpses of every creature that wished to do us harm, we moved on to the most dangerous game; Ourselves. We ******* chased down game until it died of exhaustion. We beat each other to doom-esque gore piles with our goddamn fists.
Then we realized rocks and sticks work better. We had a ******* bronze age. **** your textbook; That guy who found metal wasn't saying "Oh, I could till more soil with this". He was saying "Well **** ! I bet I could cleave way more heads than Ogg over there with this sharp **** ! And we started battling. For almost every ******* ancient city, we had a group of men dedicated to smiting other men. We used that to shape the world into nations, testing themselves against a tide of ever raging war to see who could stand our own lust for ******* death.
Samurai, Vikings, Pirates, Knights. We all knew them as children. Why? We didn't grasp feudalism. We didn't ponder their technological advancement over their foes. We knew they were good at one thing. War. And we wanted to be just. Like. Them.
Parade all you want about one small speck of humanity that did the same dance as our common ancestors, because you're still right, albeit stupid. You don't know if you want to swim in dark water. You don't know if you want to play with spiders. You don't know if you could eat a raw eel, But you and almost every man alive knows hes willing to kill if he needs to. Regardless of who you love, where you come from, what you worship, You're still a goddamn human, And war is your craft
User avatar #400 - dandelionterror (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas mikhail! c:
User avatar #398 - dylanweber (12/03/2012) [-]
You need love. <3
#395 - gnifle (07/31/2012) [-]
Happy birthday! Have a fantastic day ^^Å
User avatar #396 to #395 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
^^ Thankies!
User avatar #394 to #393 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
Thankies ^^
#387 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #389 to #385 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
Thank you! ^^
#381 - ViXi (07/30/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday!
User avatar #383 to #381 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thank you! ^^
#378 - malizlewaa (07/30/2012) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

User avatar #379 to #378 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thank you! *hugs*
#377 - kikomiaa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #380 to #377 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thanks! ^^
User avatar #376 - Syncronicity (07/30/2012) [-]
Happy birthday!
User avatar #382 to #376 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thanks!
#370 - thelefthandzero (07/11/2012) [-]
When's your birthday? ^-^
User avatar #371 to #411 - mikhailovych (07/11/2012) [-]
July 30th ^^ don't forget zombiesniper's his is July 24th
Thanks!
#372 to #412 - thelefthandzero (07/11/2012) [-]
I knew his but not yours, thank you and noted :3 *hugs*
User avatar #366 - tastyfreddy (06/22/2012) [-]
Why do you need the pic?
User avatar #367 to #407 - mikhailovych (06/22/2012) [-]
probably gonna use it on the thread
User avatar #369 to #409 - mikhailovych (06/22/2012) [-]
thanks
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#362 to #402 - mikhailovych (06/10/2012) [-]
heh I only just found out that my blue as seen on tv file was corrupted so wouldn't upload but heres the priest if you want to do it yourself
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User avatar #364 to #404 - mikhailovych (06/10/2012) [-]
ok its back up
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