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#38 - I wish I could mod the ps3 version for one reason I want t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on Praise the sun 0
User avatar #41 - realbaddude (02/10/2014) [-]
well i wish i could be so grossly incandescent but we can't all have what we want
#78 - Do you have original?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on Yep 0
#51 - I found the movie was funnier when I replaced every instance o…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2014 on Conceal Don't Feel +4
#64 - gutterwolf (03/07/2014) [-]
like when christohp said "Ice is my life"?
#75 - Yeah of course all creationists are like that Seriously it…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2014 on The sad reality of last... +2
User avatar #89 - lilbobalot (02/07/2014) [-]
Speak for yourself. You're equating atheists with evolutionists. It's fine to be both, but they're definitely not the same thing.
#203 - Fatroll master race Also I really wish there was a bossfig…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2014 on Modern Games +2
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User avatar #236 - megaton (02/07/2014) [-]
it made me sad knowing she was a guy
#53 - The only boss I had massive amounts of trouble with was that a… 02/05/2014 on skyrim vs dark souls +3
#124 - AP trist is pretty terrible right now 02/05/2014 on Roles in a nutshell 0
#122 - >Eve >mid >Season 4 uhhhh, I think this n… 02/05/2014 on Roles in a nutshell +1
#121 - The lane structure, there are 3 lanes with jungle in between t…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Roles in a nutshell +3
#135 - beamhead (02/05/2014) [-]
Thank u
User avatar #157 - heeveejeevees (02/05/2014) [-]
Actually, Dota is more complex than LoL.

some roles you might not heard of in LoL

Offlane heroes - heroes who takes the long lane against two or three other heroes. You don't get farm as much as you can but you need to hold off the enemy as much as you can.
Roamers - one/two support hero on the same rotates the map like they're the police. Middle heroes should also watch out since mid is most likely to visit.
Utility - Likely support/semi-carry since he'll be out farming for the team's benefit like pipe of insight/mekanism.
Pusher - any hero that can take down a tower in less than 40 seconds if left alone. This kinds of hero are fucking annoying, but you'll have to deal with it eventually.
#158 - beamhead (02/05/2014) [-]
Thank you 2
#50 - Everything is edible if you chew it enough 02/05/2014 on The edible bits +1
#33 - I read the manga, my translation was different from yours 02/05/2014 on JaegerBombastic pt.2 0
#7 - It wasn't that they were stronger It's that Nazi Germany h…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Kebab +2
#16 - markusantonius (02/05/2014) [-]
the Nazis planned a knockout punch to the soviets but when it turned into a war of attrition the Germans were doomed.
User avatar #24 - smithforprez (02/05/2014) [-]
if they had ignored the balkans and fuckin stalingrad and gone strait for moscow they would have won. probably a good thing hitler was too dumb to listen to his generals though.
User avatar #13 - EdwardNigma (02/05/2014) [-]
It also didn't help that Stalin did not give half a fuck about his soldiers and just threw soldiers at Germany until it worked.
#10 - If the writers suddenly reveal they're straight I will shoot u…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2014 on JaegerBombastic pt.2 +3
#27 - starswirl (02/05/2014) [-]
Read the manga. Literally a page which has both Ymir, and Reiner admitting they're gay
User avatar #33 - mikhailovych (02/05/2014) [-]
I read the manga, my translation was different from yours
User avatar #26 - quasatranquility (02/05/2014) [-]
According to the Shingeki no Kyojin official website, Ymir is in love with Christa. So at least Ymir is a flaming hot lesbian or at least bi/pansexual.

Also, I don't like Mikasa since she's kind of a bit too perfect, so I hope to god she doesn't end up with Eren or anyone else except for Annie. Cuz that'd be an interesting love/hate relationship of two women capable of kicking major ass.
#10 - **** the canon I ship who I want  [+] (5 new replies) 02/05/2014 on We all believed him !! +26
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#34 - Why are you people getting annoyed? It said fundamentalist… 02/04/2014 on - Clever Title - +1
#177 - The one in the third one down uses the screen-name Hailethetur… 02/03/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 10 0
#352 - that "Mulan was a crossdresser" comment made me giggle 02/03/2014 on Disney land, the gayest... 0
#123 - Regular  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on mods 0
User avatar #125 - zaxzwim (01/31/2014) [-]
ok cool
#8 - What was the worst thing that ever happened to one of your cha…  [+] (61 new replies) 01/31/2014 on mods +106
#188 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2014) [-]
A friend started a fucking drug cartel and got me hooked on liquid pain.
Book of Vile Darkness is great
#153 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2014) [-]
I play a Drow Necromancer.( have artwork I can upload if you want to see) My group had no healer so they substituted me in. Hey, no problem, I have resurrection. We run into a Land Dragon. Getting our asses kicked. I'm running out of rezzes, decide to retreat. DM says we can, but must sacrifice one player. Fucking idiot Dwarf warrior's turn. "We sacrifice the Necromancer"
Choked sounds coming from other players. Even DM can't believe what he heard. Dwarf.--> "What?"
Rest of team: "You just sacrificed our healer you twat!"
MFW I get eaten by a land dragon and for every campaign after my Necromancer walks off with her middle finger in the air when someone needs a rez.
User avatar #149 - swagingroflcopter (01/31/2014) [-]
I got raped by an orc once
User avatar #135 - limb (01/31/2014) [-]
I was playing a space station RP, and got into a fight with security, I rolled to shoot at them, CRITICAL FAIL, I hit the only window in the room, the window breaks and everyone is sucked into space.
User avatar #126 - altonyc (01/31/2014) [-]
Was playing a naive, non-violent rogue. Over the course of about 3 days, his only friend in the group got infected with lycanthropy and found he might have to put him down, accidentally killed his idol who ended up being evil, found out no matter what he can't save his father (the reason for becoming an adventuring thief in the first place), nearly dies from spider venom (DM mercy, said it would be too fucking sad at that point), was tricked into stabbing his friend with an enchanted dagger, and his dog (his only true friend before the group, who'd traveled with him for most of his young life) died brutally while saving him from a monster.

We ended up having to end the campaign early for reasons, but the DM said my character would've had to kill his dad later on, too.
User avatar #119 - zaxzwim (01/31/2014) [-]
is this on a website or just regular D&D?
User avatar #123 - mikhailovych (01/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #125 - zaxzwim (01/31/2014) [-]
ok cool
User avatar #100 - royalwerewolf (01/31/2014) [-]
She was kidnapped by a gay orc so he could use her to rule the world
the part kicked the orcs ass
So yeah
I want yer DM
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User avatar #103 - royalwerewolf (01/31/2014) [-]
It was hilarious
User avatar #91 - thenewgizmobox (01/31/2014) [-]
i jumped from a 11 story tower straight into a gaping jaw right in the middle of the earth. and survived to get my head bitten straight off its shoulders by a dragon....
i'm not good at playing rogues....
User avatar #80 - rootytootyfrooty (01/31/2014) [-]
I was DMing once and one of the players decided he wanted to attack the heavily armed and high level blacksmith by slapping him in the face. Before he'd upgraded his armour and weapon
He got one hit from the blacksmith's hammer, went to half health and decided to leave.
He asked to roll to try and tip the blacksmith's table over. His character is level 1 and weak and he gets a 1 and fails to tip it over. Humouring him, I let him try to tip a weapon stand over. Again he rolled a 1 and failed. So he fled and had to wait outside while the rest of the group bought things. I gave them a discount, too.
User avatar #77 - halomike (01/31/2014) [-]
I back handed my companion and broke their neck.
#75 - hoskins (01/31/2014) [-]
Tried to fight this stupid fucking archer that's super on my nerves all the time and she joins our group due to this god demanding it and threatening to kill me if I don't let her in. She ends up killing the dwarven/elven monarch and now I hate her even more.
User avatar #72 - blokrokker (01/31/2014) [-]
See, that's the kind of shit that gets on "That DM" threads on /tg/. Greentext that shit, get some reactions.
#66 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2014) [-]
1 turn in and everyone was already burning down the village. I was DM.
#64 - katerica (01/31/2014) [-]
I have a Hobbit called James "The Rake" Herpes. It wasn't actually the worst, because I did it on purpose, but I think it's pretty funny...
Basically I disarmed a goblin, facefucked him for a few seconds before he relised what was going on, knocked him out and fucked him anally. After that I took his dagger and circumcised him...I also caught Syphilis
#84 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2014) [-]
lol, comment #5 talks about you
#52 - kevinator (01/31/2014) [-]
Playing as a Paladin , I tried to heal my friend who was in real bad shape after trying to steal from the pouch of an ogre (fucking thief!) , I fucked my role and called down the fury of heaven down on him, finishing him off :/ MFW
#51 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2014) [-]
Not to my own character. One of the retards in the party wanted to RP as an Incubus. At some point he tried to defile an altar of Callistria by ejaculating over it.

The paladin proceeded with surgury to implant a Pineapple in his dick.
#41 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2014) [-]
I was playing as a shifter barbarian, about 6'2", we find a cave covered in ice, we've been here before so we know there is a huge water fall around here, I decide I want to try to slide down with my other friend (some sort of triceratops fighter) we slide on ice, and as it turns out, I botched my roll pretty bad and the ice was really sharp apparently, almost died, triceratops bro crashed into the cave lake at the end, almost died because hes cold blooded and too fat to swim, he lost his favorite hammer and I was belly down blood freezing to a frozen cave lake with an ice dragon behind me.
User avatar #27 - meganinja (01/31/2014) [-]
I was playing as a luchador. For some reason we had to roll for dick size and my gnome friend ended up with a fifteen inch penis with him being only 3 feet tall. He had insulted the way of the luchador, so naturally I wanted to throw him in a suplex. Unfrotunately, I rolled a 3, so when I grabbed him, I ripped his clothes off, then accidentally grabbed him by the dick, and somehow failed so badly that when I tried to suplex him his cock ended up in my ass and got stuck for the next 12 turns.
User avatar #102 - royalwerewolf (01/31/2014) [-]
#24 - sayyeh (01/31/2014) [-]
I Botched a my roll to shoot an arrow at a street lamp to light some wires on fire to collapse a bridge. Ended up shooting my companion in the eye and blinding him for the rest of the game.
<MFW DM describing my blunder.
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#21 - ssliskas (01/31/2014) [-]
I was playing a level 16 Female Drow fighter with a dickhead DM. Not unfair or anything like that, he would just screw with you when you play. We were playing a filler quest in a long campaign since this particular session had to be short. Nothing major just a simple dungeon crawl. I kill the last enemy in a particular room and the DM says that my sword belt was cut by the enemy's sword as he fell. Fuck. I take the guys belt and equip it to replace mine. DM gets a huge shit eating grin on his face says "Roll a D100". I roll a 46 and DM goes your chest plate suddenly feels too loose and your cod piece is too tight. Mother Fucker, its the belt of masculinity/femininity. I say "You realize I'm a Drow right?" DM goes "Oh Shit!" and everyone starts laughing. After he calms down he flips through one of his books and says "roll system shock" I roll a 100. Critical. Fucking. Fail. Everyone is laughing again. DM flips through two more books. He looks at me like the damn Cheshire cat and says "Unable to cope with being a filthy male you kill your self via falling on your own sword."
#78 - hoskins (01/31/2014) [-]
fucking 10/10
User avatar #48 - cdarthvader (01/31/2014) [-]
what does being a drow mean exactly?
User avatar #53 - ssliskas (01/31/2014) [-]
Drow are a race of elves that live under ground and are generally evil. Drow society is intensely matriarchal to the point of males being considered only one step above slaves. If a male disobeys a female the are sacrificed to the Drow goddess.
#189 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2014) [-]
Except Jarlaxle
Because Jarlaxle is 2kool
User avatar #196 - ssliskas (02/01/2014) [-]
Honestly I think killing Jarlaxle is impossible.
User avatar #147 - zhayce (01/31/2014) [-]
That explains a lot.
I never really got into the D&D thing.
User avatar #55 - cdarthvader (01/31/2014) [-]
thank you for explaining this to me.
User avatar #20 - candlejackismyhomi (01/31/2014) [-]
Why does everyone claim her to be a trap?
User avatar #23 - myaccountisnew (01/31/2014) [-]
Because that's Gwyndolin, the youngest son of Lord Gwyn. The developers gave him boobs on accident.
User avatar #92 - thenewgizmobox (01/31/2014) [-]
actually it's some lore thing with him being raised as a daughter because he worshiped the moon and apparently that's a female thing or whatnot.
User avatar #142 - doldis (01/31/2014) [-]
Its not that he worshipped the moon, but that he was born with powers of the moon rather than the sun, and the moon is a feminine symbol as opposed to the sun being a masculine symbol. Being born with what would normally only be female powers made them raise him as a doughter.
User avatar #174 - thenewgizmobox (01/31/2014) [-]
ahh, thankee i didn't know.
User avatar #28 - candlejackismyhomi (01/31/2014) [-]
Y'alright. Thank you sir.
#19 - fareastbrainseer (01/31/2014) [-]
Me and some friends were recently playing a campaign set in the Fallout universe, when our party got split up by some bandits. I saw three of the others make some terrible rolls and all get beat up by a homeless guy. When we rescued them two were pretty badly hurt, and one pulled his back out rolling a nat. 1 trying to help them up. Then, I go to help, roll a nat. 100, and pick up half my party and carry them on my back, running through the lawless ruins of St. Louis to get them to safety.
User avatar #195 - keltainenlumi (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh god do I love D&D stories...
#15 - zeldapronmaster (01/31/2014) [-]
My character was a rouge so naturally i was good at seeing bull shit, traps, disguises, and so on. Well I was at a Royal dinner party when my friend's character comes in and we never met before but something was up so i roll, and find out HES A GODDAMN BEAR. He was noble too. So I roll and call him out on it and no one else sees it but me. They call the guards, they take me outside and execute me.
User avatar #173 - Maadmann (01/31/2014) [-]
This has to be the greatest meta comment I've ever read.
#113 - fuckyallniggas (01/31/2014) [-]
How the hell does this game work??
User avatar #143 - keltainenlumi (01/31/2014) [-]
A lot of rules & imagination.
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#69 - ohmeghon (01/31/2014) [-]
you are brilliant
#68 - motherfuckingkenji (01/31/2014) [-]
For anyone who doesn't get the reference.
#47 - neurofuzzy (01/31/2014) [-]
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User avatar #16 - dragostarc (01/31/2014) [-]
Was he sir bearington?
#10 - joancod (01/31/2014) [-]
Maybe when me and my friend were playing with our party of lvl 12 characters, all equipped, been through some pretty harsh shit (one of them actually got his dick desintegrated, we fought one entire dungeon to get it back).
We invite three younger newbies to play with us one day. Easy campaing, we just have to go up a mountain and kill a necromancer in his tower. One of the brats thinks that it will be the funniest shit ever to push our characters when we are over a 400 feet cliff. Two of our partners die with the falling. We pick his fucking elf (Legolas clone) and throw it down.

Fuck newbies.
User avatar #107 - skinjacker (01/31/2014) [-]
What game are you guys talking about? D&D? If it's D&D, can you actually do that in a game like that?
#134 - joancod (01/31/2014) [-]
If you are interested, you can join parties in Roll20.net and try it. It's the shit.
Just be sure to look for some games that welcome newbies.
#111 - tryllo (01/31/2014) [-]
You can do anything in D&D
#76 - hoskins (01/31/2014) [-]
how the fuck did you get red text?
#154 - hoskins (01/31/2014) [-]
That's neat. Nice gif. Battle skirts ftw.
#163 - joancod (01/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - poetsofthefall (01/31/2014) [-]
I was playing a zombie survival campaign once and a dog went to attack me. I tried to roll a reflex and shoot it. I got a critical fail and shot my foot with a 12 gauge.
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User avatar #166 - whycanticaps (01/30/2014) [-]
pssh purple bastards have the coolest shit
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User avatar #403 - ghostofmikail (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, at long last, I've found my name sharer.

Long time no see, Mikhail.
User avatar #401 - mikhailovych (02/11/2014) [-]
This is genuinely one of the stupidest thoughts a person can have. Listen, fag:

Since our hairy asses began to walk upright, We had one major goal as men: To make everything within eyesight bend to our will. We broke bones and cut our flesh rending the ground beneath us into something hospitable in an otherwise brutal and unforgiving nightmare. We fought every beast we could find in a quest for dominance, Then, when we stood atop the mound of corpses of every creature that wished to do us harm, we moved on to the most dangerous game; Ourselves. We ******* chased down game until it died of exhaustion. We beat each other to doom-esque gore piles with our goddamn fists.
Then we realized rocks and sticks work better. We had a ******* bronze age. **** your textbook; That guy who found metal wasn't saying "Oh, I could till more soil with this". He was saying "Well **** ! I bet I could cleave way more heads than Ogg over there with this sharp **** ! And we started battling. For almost every ******* ancient city, we had a group of men dedicated to smiting other men. We used that to shape the world into nations, testing themselves against a tide of ever raging war to see who could stand our own lust for ******* death.
Samurai, Vikings, Pirates, Knights. We all knew them as children. Why? We didn't grasp feudalism. We didn't ponder their technological advancement over their foes. We knew they were good at one thing. War. And we wanted to be just. Like. Them.
Parade all you want about one small speck of humanity that did the same dance as our common ancestors, because you're still right, albeit stupid. You don't know if you want to swim in dark water. You don't know if you want to play with spiders. You don't know if you could eat a raw eel, But you and almost every man alive knows hes willing to kill if he needs to. Regardless of who you love, where you come from, what you worship, You're still a goddamn human, And war is your craft
User avatar #400 - dandelionterror (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas mikhail! c:
User avatar #398 - dylanweber (12/03/2012) [-]
You need love. <3
#395 - gnifle (07/31/2012) [-]
Happy birthday! Have a fantastic day ^^Å
User avatar #396 to #395 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
^^ Thankies!
User avatar #394 to #393 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
Thankies ^^
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User avatar #389 to #385 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
Thank you! ^^
#381 - ViXi ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday!
User avatar #383 to #381 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thank you! ^^
#378 - malizlewaa (07/30/2012) [-]

User avatar #379 to #378 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thank you! *hugs*
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User avatar #380 to #377 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thanks! ^^
User avatar #376 - Syncronicity (07/30/2012) [-]
Happy birthday!
User avatar #382 to #376 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
#370 - thelefthandzero (07/11/2012) [-]
When's your birthday? ^-^
User avatar #371 to #411 - mikhailovych (07/11/2012) [-]
July 30th ^^ don't forget zombiesniper's his is July 24th
#372 to #412 - thelefthandzero (07/11/2012) [-]
I knew his but not yours, thank you and noted :3 *hugs*
User avatar #366 - tastyfreddy (06/22/2012) [-]
Why do you need the pic?
User avatar #367 to #407 - mikhailovych (06/22/2012) [-]
probably gonna use it on the thread
User avatar #369 to #409 - mikhailovych (06/22/2012) [-]
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#362 to #402 - mikhailovych (06/10/2012) [-]
heh I only just found out that my blue as seen on tv file was corrupted so wouldn't upload but heres the priest if you want to do it yourself
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User avatar #364 to #404 - mikhailovych (06/10/2012) [-]
ok its back up
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User avatar #358 - malizlewaa (06/07/2012) [-]
Hey whatsup?
User avatar #359 to #399 - mikhailovych (06/07/2012) [-]
not much, you?
User avatar #360 to #400 - malizlewaa (06/07/2012) [-]
Missed another Livestream yo :P
User avatar #345 - malizlewaa (05/26/2012) [-]
Yo, we havent talked in ages, whatsup?
User avatar #346 to #386 - mikhailovych (05/26/2012) [-]
not much, you?
User avatar #347 to #387 - malizlewaa (05/26/2012) [-]
Just at work, gonna buy some pizza for dinner, chillax at home
User avatar #348 to #388 - mikhailovych (05/26/2012) [-]
nice, I haven't had pizza in awhile
also you shoulda told me you were doing a livestream I woulda shown up! :P
User avatar #349 to #389 - malizlewaa (05/26/2012) [-]
I didnt know where you were, I posted the links on Pony Thread like 5 times last night :P
User avatar #350 to #390 - mikhailovych (05/26/2012) [-]
coulda texted me lol, I woud have made you draw something like optimus prime on a unicycle :P
User avatar #351 to #391 - malizlewaa (05/26/2012) [-]
Maybe next time
User avatar #352 to #392 - mikhailovych (05/26/2012) [-]
or i'll choose something insanely difficult to be a little faggot :3
User avatar #353 to #393 - malizlewaa (05/26/2012) [-]
implying you arent already
User avatar #354 to #394 - mikhailovych (05/26/2012) [-]
you just jelly of my style :P
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