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boxxyguevara (12/12/2014) [-]
Oh my god, you're still on here? Wow, some things never change. Pic unrealted
One of those people with an icon by that one person from long ago.
Well, at long last, I've found my name sharer.
Long time no see, Mikhail.
Long time no see, Mikhail.
This is genuinely one of the stupidest thoughts a person can have. Listen, fag:
Since our hairy asses began to walk upright, We had one major goal as men: To make everything within eyesight bend to our will. We broke bones and cut our flesh rending the ground beneath us into something hospitable in an otherwise brutal and unforgiving nightmare. We fought every beast we could find in a quest for dominance, Then, when we stood atop the mound of corpses of every creature that wished to do us harm, we moved on to the most dangerous game; Ourselves. We ******* chased down game until it died of exhaustion. We beat each other to doom-esque gore piles with our goddamn fists.
Then we realized rocks and sticks work better. We had a ******* bronze age. **** your textbook; That guy who found metal wasn't saying "Oh, I could till more soil with this". He was saying "Well **** ! I bet I could cleave way more heads than Ogg over there with this sharp **** ! And we started battling. For almost every ******* ancient city, we had a group of men dedicated to smiting other men. We used that to shape the world into nations, testing themselves against a tide of ever raging war to see who could stand our own lust for ******* death.
Samurai, Vikings, Pirates, Knights. We all knew them as children. Why? We didn't grasp feudalism. We didn't ponder their technological advancement over their foes. We knew they were good at one thing. War. And we wanted to be just. Like. Them.
Parade all you want about one small speck of humanity that did the same dance as our common ancestors, because you're still right, albeit stupid. You don't know if you want to swim in dark water. You don't know if you want to play with spiders. You don't know if you could eat a raw eel, But you and almost every man alive knows hes willing to kill if he needs to. Regardless of who you love, where you come from, what you worship, You're still a goddamn human, And war is your craft
Since our hairy asses began to walk upright, We had one major goal as men: To make everything within eyesight bend to our will. We broke bones and cut our flesh rending the ground beneath us into something hospitable in an otherwise brutal and unforgiving nightmare. We fought every beast we could find in a quest for dominance, Then, when we stood atop the mound of corpses of every creature that wished to do us harm, we moved on to the most dangerous game; Ourselves. We ******* chased down game until it died of exhaustion. We beat each other to doom-esque gore piles with our goddamn fists.
Then we realized rocks and sticks work better. We had a ******* bronze age. **** your textbook; That guy who found metal wasn't saying "Oh, I could till more soil with this". He was saying "Well **** ! I bet I could cleave way more heads than Ogg over there with this sharp **** ! And we started battling. For almost every ******* ancient city, we had a group of men dedicated to smiting other men. We used that to shape the world into nations, testing themselves against a tide of ever raging war to see who could stand our own lust for ******* death.
Samurai, Vikings, Pirates, Knights. We all knew them as children. Why? We didn't grasp feudalism. We didn't ponder their technological advancement over their foes. We knew they were good at one thing. War. And we wanted to be just. Like. Them.
Parade all you want about one small speck of humanity that did the same dance as our common ancestors, because you're still right, albeit stupid. You don't know if you want to swim in dark water. You don't know if you want to play with spiders. You don't know if you could eat a raw eel, But you and almost every man alive knows hes willing to kill if he needs to. Regardless of who you love, where you come from, what you worship, You're still a goddamn human, And war is your craft
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