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mikhailovych

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:10/24/2011
Last Login:5/23/2015
Location:New Zealand
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#43 - It's not about finding the tampon's etc, it's proving kids wil… 05/22/2015 on Wut +2
#17 - Yes  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Tamen De Gushi part 17 0
User avatar #23 - fishandkids (05/21/2015) [-]
done
#163 - So would that be a Givalry? 05/03/2015 on Chivalry Giveaway 0
#72 - Superman has a very defined weakness Any form of kryptonit… 05/03/2015 on Im bad at content thing 0
#34 - This is why I hate most anime characters They have no weak…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Im bad at content thing +7
User avatar #67 - masterjogi (05/02/2015) [-]
You mean like Superman? Or nearly every protagonist ever?
User avatar #72 - mikhailovych (05/03/2015) [-]
Superman has a very defined weakness
Any form of kryptonite and he can't just muscle through it
#31 - well it's the same with the U.S and Russia, they've kept their…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Nuclear bombs +1
User avatar #173 - pyrointheface (05/02/2015) [-]
I think I read somewhere we get rid of them if they're more than ten years old
I'm probably wrong, but posting the wrong answer is the best way to get the right one
#22 - I assume ******  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on Anonymous renamed to Normie +1
User avatar #23 - tiles (05/01/2015) [-]
It was jap
#59 - Ok i'm feeling as much as the next guy But If she stop…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2015 on bittersweet delivery -1
User avatar #70 - shunkahawolf (04/28/2015) [-]
maybe the will stated that the letter would be opened if the package arrived?
User avatar #65 - thesovereigngrave (04/28/2015) [-]
Presumably if she could stop the package she could contact him too.
#87 - What I know about steven universe from the internet: -Shar…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on STEVEN UNIVERSE COMP 22! +5
User avatar #88 - Riukanojutsu (04/27/2015) [-]
-Green computer and 63 vegeta arent their only enemy but its not incorrect
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-Soccer mom? not at all and she does okay
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#49 - mo mo mo money mo problems Think I ****** up 04/27/2015 on What is your Jewish name? 0

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#410 - boxxyguevara (12/12/2014) [-]
Oh my god, you're still on here? Wow, some things never change. Pic unrealted
Oh my god, you're still on here? Wow, some things never change. Pic unrealted
User avatar #407 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
One of those people with an icon by that one person from long ago.
User avatar #409 to #408 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
How does that make you feel?
User avatar #403 - ghostofmikail (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, at long last, I've found my name sharer.

Long time no see, Mikhail.
User avatar #401 - mikhailovych (02/11/2014) [-]
This is genuinely one of the stupidest thoughts a person can have. Listen, fag:

Since our hairy asses began to walk upright, We had one major goal as men: To make everything within eyesight bend to our will. We broke bones and cut our flesh rending the ground beneath us into something hospitable in an otherwise brutal and unforgiving nightmare. We fought every beast we could find in a quest for dominance, Then, when we stood atop the mound of corpses of every creature that wished to do us harm, we moved on to the most dangerous game; Ourselves. We ******* chased down game until it died of exhaustion. We beat each other to doom-esque gore piles with our goddamn fists.
Then we realized rocks and sticks work better. We had a ******* bronze age. **** your textbook; That guy who found metal wasn't saying "Oh, I could till more soil with this". He was saying "Well **** ! I bet I could cleave way more heads than Ogg over there with this sharp **** ! And we started battling. For almost every ******* ancient city, we had a group of men dedicated to smiting other men. We used that to shape the world into nations, testing themselves against a tide of ever raging war to see who could stand our own lust for ******* death.
Samurai, Vikings, Pirates, Knights. We all knew them as children. Why? We didn't grasp feudalism. We didn't ponder their technological advancement over their foes. We knew they were good at one thing. War. And we wanted to be just. Like. Them.
Parade all you want about one small speck of humanity that did the same dance as our common ancestors, because you're still right, albeit stupid. You don't know if you want to swim in dark water. You don't know if you want to play with spiders. You don't know if you could eat a raw eel, But you and almost every man alive knows hes willing to kill if he needs to. Regardless of who you love, where you come from, what you worship, You're still a goddamn human, And war is your craft
User avatar #400 - dandelionterror (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas mikhail! c:
User avatar #398 - dylanweber (12/03/2012) [-]
You need love. <3
#395 - gnifle (07/31/2012) [-]
Happy birthday! Have a fantastic day ^^Å
User avatar #396 to #395 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
^^ Thankies!
User avatar #394 to #393 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
Thankies ^^
#387 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #389 to #385 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
Thank you! ^^
#381 - ViXi (07/30/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday!
User avatar #383 to #381 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thank you! ^^
#378 - malizlewaa (07/30/2012) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

User avatar #379 to #378 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thank you! *hugs*
#377 - kikomiaa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #380 to #377 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thanks! ^^
User avatar #376 - Syncronicity (07/30/2012) [-]
Happy birthday!
User avatar #382 to #376 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thanks!
#370 - thelefthandzero (07/11/2012) [-]
When's your birthday? ^-^
User avatar #371 to #411 - mikhailovych (07/11/2012) [-]
July 30th ^^ don't forget zombiesniper's his is July 24th
Thanks!
#372 to #412 - thelefthandzero (07/11/2012) [-]
I knew his but not yours, thank you and noted :3 *hugs*
User avatar #366 - tastyfreddy (06/22/2012) [-]
Why do you need the pic?
User avatar #367 to #407 - mikhailovych (06/22/2012) [-]
probably gonna use it on the thread
User avatar #369 to #409 - mikhailovych (06/22/2012) [-]
thanks
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#362 to #402 - mikhailovych (06/10/2012) [-]
heh I only just found out that my blue as seen on tv file was corrupted so wouldn't upload but heres the priest if you want to do it yourself
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User avatar #364 to #404 - mikhailovych (06/10/2012) [-]
ok its back up
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