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#1 - I always think of the one scene in Bedazzled where shes in the… 02/04/2014 on Every team sport on the planet 0
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#1 - Nope you are most defiantly getting old. You may or may not be… 02/04/2014 on Getting old motivation quote 0
#1 - Like This? 02/04/2014 on Tone your arms in 7 days... +1
#7 - And in the event someone doesn't want it to get better? 02/04/2014 on Suicide doest not end the... 0
#2 - This Bitch isn't even mad. 02/04/2014 on Xbox Live 0
#4 - So give you thumbs...then you will tell us this potentially te…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Yeah thats whats up! +1
#6 - CIS White Male (02/04/2014) [-]
sorry i asked for thumbs, i just used it to know if there was any interest.. first time i post
#508 - I think thats the obvious point, if you use equipment you shou… 02/04/2014 on Proper Gym Etiquette (OC) 0
#1 - I would always spend like 30 minutes trying to kill this guy.  [+] (28 new replies) 02/04/2014 on What were you expecting? -1
User avatar #36 - hasinvadedyou (02/05/2014) [-]
1. lern 2 parry
2. ???
3. profit
User avatar #20 - redzeopoweranger (02/05/2014) [-]
hes easy once you get the sword from the dragon on the bridge
User avatar #43 - cykocd (02/05/2014) [-]
drake sword underpowerd deals no damage
User avatar #44 - redzeopoweranger (02/05/2014) [-]
but it deals 200 damage
User avatar #45 - cykocd (02/05/2014) [-]
yea, it deals 200 damage.
User avatar #46 - redzeopoweranger (02/05/2014) [-]
my last play through i was able to kill it with the sword
User avatar #47 - cykocd (02/05/2014) [-]
yea, but the sword is a waste of time to get. It deals bunk ass damage with a shitty moveset and is practically impossible to upgrade.
User avatar #48 - redzeopoweranger (02/05/2014) [-]
well its the highest damage weapon i have found so far
User avatar #49 - cykocd (02/05/2014) [-]
You need to learn how scaling works
User avatar #50 - redzeopoweranger (02/05/2014) [-]
scaling ?
User avatar #51 - cykocd (02/05/2014) [-]
Scaling? Weapons scale with your stats. Some scale better than others. Longsword deals 80 damage, but has a c in both dex and str. If you put points in either dex or str, it will deal more damage. Drake sword has no scaling, so it deals 200 damage all the time every time no matter what stats you have. Its crap.
User avatar #52 - redzeopoweranger (02/05/2014) [-]
so i should just use the long sword ?
User avatar #53 - cykocd (02/05/2014) [-]
That depends on your stats, and how much you have upgraded it, but generally no, the longsword isnt a good weapon. What kind of build are we talking about?
User avatar #56 - redzeopoweranger (02/05/2014) [-]
well ive been upgrading my strength and dexterity so i can use big swords
User avatar #57 - cykocd (02/05/2014) [-]
Get the Zweihander. Its in the graveyard near firelink, up against a big grave. suicide run in to get it.
User avatar #58 - redzeopoweranger (02/05/2014) [-]
oh ok
#2 - ripgeckosncherios (02/04/2014) [-]
so go farm some equipmemnt and come back and kill him then.
or wait for him to suicide after the kingseeker comes to the bonfire
User avatar #18 - poorlyred (02/05/2014) [-]
Or

You could block his hits and kick him off a ledge
#245 - ripgeckosncherios (02/05/2014) [-]
Well, around there its not taht easy to get him to a good ledge. And then tehre is the problem with stamina, if you go for straight blocking he should chew throught your stamina bar decently quickly.
User avatar #250 - poorlyred (02/05/2014) [-]
Well it's easy to lure NPCs near something, mate, just back up next to one

You can always stop blocking and back up quickly or ROLL, NIGGA
#251 - ripgeckosncherios (02/05/2014) [-]
ofc it's doable, just in that certain location it would be a bit of work
User avatar #252 - poorlyred (02/05/2014) [-]
Eh, not really

Just walk the way you would to undead burg and knock him down on the first set of stairs that's near the Firelink Shrine, is right there
#253 - ripgeckosncherios (02/05/2014) [-]
Oh yeah pushing people down there is a breeze, but I don't know about the leash range. Can you get him to follow you all the way there?
User avatar #254 - poorlyred (02/05/2014) [-]
Well yeah, just make sure to stay kinda close to him, it'll be easy just bringing him over and kicking him down
#255 - ripgeckosncherios (02/05/2014) [-]
In that case sorry and my bad
User avatar #256 - poorlyred (02/05/2014) [-]
Is fine, mate
User avatar #3 - miketheemo (02/04/2014) [-]
I did actually kill him without any equipment once, but i pretty much gave up on the game shortly after. Its fun but stressful.
#4 - ripgeckosncherios (02/04/2014) [-]
agreed. I also once tried to kill him pretty much naked and took me a long time. Next time I played the game I tried to kill noone, so I just waited for his eventual demise
#504 - Until seven people who dont "sweat that much" use th…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Proper Gym Etiquette (OC) 0
User avatar #506 - clannadqs (02/04/2014) [-]
So you're saying everyone should wipe everything they touched down? I guess that would be nice.
User avatar #515 - nimba (02/04/2014) [-]
yeah, you should tbh.
User avatar #517 - clannadqs (02/04/2014) [-]
Well, I don't really touch too many things that would require me to wipe it down. Only two I really touch with my body is incline and normal bench benches. It's not that much of an issue at my gym though because they have people go around about every hour and wipe equipment down.
User avatar #519 - nimba (02/04/2014) [-]
well probs fine
also things like rubber grips, benches and mats
User avatar #520 - clannadqs (02/04/2014) [-]
I might start doing that just to be a bro. I haven't seen anyone do that in my gym, though. Only people that wipe stuff down are overweight people on the machines.
User avatar #523 - nimba (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I totally know. I tend to wipe if I can see like a sweat mark where I was, purely because I hate it when I rock up and some dude's left his butt print on the leg extension
User avatar #526 - clannadqs (02/04/2014) [-]
I'll probably start doing it for other people. I normally don't care too much because the shit I went through at Benning (basic training) would make some people throw up and during football weight training in the summers we would work out in groups of four to a rack and those benches got nasty.
User avatar #508 - miketheemo (02/04/2014) [-]
I think thats the obvious point, if you use equipment you should wipe it off.
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User avatar #11 - hasinvadedyou (02/05/2014) [-]
this is my new favorite website
User avatar #7 - zombiejew (02/05/2014) [-]
karate mart
#500 - Whether you think you are sweating or not, you are still sweat…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Proper Gym Etiquette (OC) 0
User avatar #503 - clannadqs (02/04/2014) [-]
"Sweat that much"
User avatar #504 - miketheemo (02/04/2014) [-]
Until seven people who dont "sweat that much" use the same equipment over and over and over again. "Dont worry guys we dont sweat that much, are bacteria doesnt exist because we dont sweat that much"
User avatar #506 - clannadqs (02/04/2014) [-]
So you're saying everyone should wipe everything they touched down? I guess that would be nice.
User avatar #515 - nimba (02/04/2014) [-]
yeah, you should tbh.
User avatar #517 - clannadqs (02/04/2014) [-]
Well, I don't really touch too many things that would require me to wipe it down. Only two I really touch with my body is incline and normal bench benches. It's not that much of an issue at my gym though because they have people go around about every hour and wipe equipment down.
User avatar #519 - nimba (02/04/2014) [-]
well probs fine
also things like rubber grips, benches and mats
User avatar #520 - clannadqs (02/04/2014) [-]
I might start doing that just to be a bro. I haven't seen anyone do that in my gym, though. Only people that wipe stuff down are overweight people on the machines.
User avatar #523 - nimba (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I totally know. I tend to wipe if I can see like a sweat mark where I was, purely because I hate it when I rock up and some dude's left his butt print on the leg extension
User avatar #526 - clannadqs (02/04/2014) [-]
I'll probably start doing it for other people. I normally don't care too much because the shit I went through at Benning (basic training) would make some people throw up and during football weight training in the summers we would work out in groups of four to a rack and those benches got nasty.
User avatar #508 - miketheemo (02/04/2014) [-]
I think thats the obvious point, if you use equipment you should wipe it off.
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its for the pokemon channel smartass
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#49 - CIS White Male (02/04/2014) [-]
What about comment #18? :s
#480 - "Please clean off the equipment if you sweat" Becaus…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Proper Gym Etiquette (OC) 0
User avatar #494 - jonnyfrosty (02/04/2014) [-]
clannadqs is right, I for example barely sweat at all when lifting, only when running and now dotn come with shit like 'you dont try hard enough thats why'
User avatar #484 - clannadqs (02/04/2014) [-]
Quite a few people involved in powerlifting do not sweat that much during a lift and some people naturally sweat a lot more than others. There are different styles of lifting as bodybuilding will make you sweat a lot more due to the fact you are adding more reps and doing more accessory lifts opposed to powerlifting where you are doing less reps and taking longer breaks.
User avatar #500 - miketheemo (02/04/2014) [-]
Whether you think you are sweating or not, you are still sweating. a heightened body temperature needs to be regulated through sweat. If you are not sweating you are literally dying.
User avatar #503 - clannadqs (02/04/2014) [-]
"Sweat that much"
User avatar #504 - miketheemo (02/04/2014) [-]
Until seven people who dont "sweat that much" use the same equipment over and over and over again. "Dont worry guys we dont sweat that much, are bacteria doesnt exist because we dont sweat that much"
User avatar #506 - clannadqs (02/04/2014) [-]
So you're saying everyone should wipe everything they touched down? I guess that would be nice.
User avatar #515 - nimba (02/04/2014) [-]
yeah, you should tbh.
User avatar #517 - clannadqs (02/04/2014) [-]
Well, I don't really touch too many things that would require me to wipe it down. Only two I really touch with my body is incline and normal bench benches. It's not that much of an issue at my gym though because they have people go around about every hour and wipe equipment down.
User avatar #519 - nimba (02/04/2014) [-]
well probs fine
also things like rubber grips, benches and mats
User avatar #520 - clannadqs (02/04/2014) [-]
I might start doing that just to be a bro. I haven't seen anyone do that in my gym, though. Only people that wipe stuff down are overweight people on the machines.
User avatar #523 - nimba (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I totally know. I tend to wipe if I can see like a sweat mark where I was, purely because I hate it when I rock up and some dude's left his butt print on the leg extension
User avatar #526 - clannadqs (02/04/2014) [-]
I'll probably start doing it for other people. I normally don't care too much because the shit I went through at Benning (basic training) would make some people throw up and during football weight training in the summers we would work out in groups of four to a rack and those benches got nasty.
User avatar #508 - miketheemo (02/04/2014) [-]
I think thats the obvious point, if you use equipment you should wipe it off.
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User avatar #4 - cottage (02/04/2014) [-]
potato
#10 - Its was a weird question. 02/03/2014 on umad amerifags -2
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User avatar #9 - tanditsky (02/03/2014) [-]
I'm glad, because that would be weird
User avatar #10 - miketheemo (02/03/2014) [-]
Its was a weird question.
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User avatar #2 - cottage (02/04/2014) [-]
nope
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User avatar #4 - cottage (02/04/2014) [-]
potato
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